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About The Athena press. (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942 | View Entire Issue (May 28, 1909)
This is One of the 40,366 Testimonials received in two years. "Ours is a New jEngland farmer's home, and as we are twenty miles from a large town, we are obliged to de pend very largely upon family medicines we keep on hand all the time. "First and Foremost among them is Hood's Sarsaparilla, which we have always found a true friend and helper. "When I had suffered dread fully from dyspepsia, without finding relief, Hood's Sarsaparilla gave ma positive help, and when I had used four bottles I was in better health than for many years. I have found "Hood's Sarsaparilla ,;- -! "A Great Spring Medicine to build one up when strength la most needed, to create an appetite, and in short to regulate the wfiole system. I have lately been taking Sarsatabs, which I find convenient, easy to take, and also very beneficial." Mrs. E. L. . Berry, "West Troy, Me. Hood's Sarsaparilla combines the utmost remedial values of more than 20 different ingredients, each greatly strengthened and enriched by this peculiar combination. . Begin taking Hood's Sarsaparilla today. Get it in the usual liquid form or in chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs. . 100 Doses One Dollar. Scientific Concrete Septic Tanks Detail plans; bill of material with cost; full directions so anybody, at small expense, can build his own tank, connect old style toilet and sewerage for kitchen slops; making his borne sanitary. $3.50. G. H. HAMILTON 474 Manzanita Street, Portland, Oregon WE HAVE INQUIRIES For Farms in the Northwest from people who are on the way from the East and Middle West and can place you in touch with buyers with money. Let us hear what you have for sale ATLAS LAND COMPANY 420 Lumber Exchange Building PORTLAND OREGON jg i.ooTo3.oo Xy The Reason I Make and Bell More Men' $3.00 lb $3.50 Shoes Than Any Other Manufacturer ' Is becstus I gin ths wearer the benefit of the moat complete organization of trained expert! and ikilled ' hflemakare In the cauntrv. . The eeleotlon of the leathers (or each part of the ahoe, and every detail of the making In every department, la l after Dy tne Dest enoemaKerl in tne enoe maustry. could enow von how carefullv W. L. Douglas ehoee are made, yon would then understand why they hold their shape, nt better, and wear longer than any other make. My Method of Tanning the Soles makes them More Flexible and Longer Wearing than any others. Shoes for Every Member of the Fnmily, Hen, Boys, Women, M luci and Children. For sale by shoe dealers everywhere. PKilTlilM I No,,e genuine without W. I- Douglas VHUIIUII 1 name and price stamped on bottom, fast Oolor Eyelets Used Exclusively. Catalog matted (re. W. L. DOUGLAS. 167 Spark St.. Brockton. Mass. COFFEEC TEA SPICES BAKING POWDER v- EXTRACTS , JUST RIGHT CLOSSET&DEVERS PORTLAND. URE. mm IFYOUVE NEVER WORN V ? 'iWsUJ SSLICKER youVe yet to learn the bodily comfort it dives in the wettest weather MADE FOR Hard service AND GUARANTEED WATERPROOF 322 AT Alt C0QD STORES CATALOG FREE a j.Towi co. Boston, uia. towcb cwuun ux UHirco.Toamio.cAit C. Gee Wo The Chinese Doctor This wondeful man has made a life study of the properties of Roots, Herbs and Barks, and is Riving the world the benefit of his services. No Mercury, Poisons or Drucs Used. No Operations or Cutting Guarantees to cure Catarrh, Asthma, Lung, Stomach and Kidney troubles, and all Private Diseases of Men and Women. ; A SURE CANCER CURE Just received from Pekin, China safe, aura and reliable. Unfailing in its works. If you cannot call, write for symptom blank and circular. Inclose 4 cents in stamps, CONSULTATION fREE The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co. First Sr.. cor. Morrison. Portland. Or. Point la Their Favor. Bni de Burglar There's one thing 1 (Ike about these mounted p'leecemen, any way. Pete de Pickpocket Wore tnatT Bill de Burglar They can't ride no ninety-eight miles in one day. Ilia Monumental Blunder. "Deah boy. what is the trouble between you and the beautiful Miss Plumley?" "Jealousy. I happened one day to speak of the marvelous beauty of Psyche and it made her furious." A Sew Standard. "I knew they were putting on airs. They let on that their silverware was all solid and now tha whea world knows It Isn't" "How did It coma out?" "Burglars broke into the house the other night and didn't taks a thing."- Detroit Free Press. ' Time is the best test. For over fifty year Ham lin's Wizard Oil has been the most popular remedy in the United States for the cure of Rheumatism, Neuralgia and all pain and inflammation. Johnny'a Progress. "Johnny is taking a good deal of in terest in his studies these days, said Mrs. Lapsling. "They've taken up phy sics now, and once a week the class is allowed to spend an hour in tha chemical lavatory." Chicago Tribune. A la Mode. "Yes, Herbert," murmured the lovely maiden, "I will marry you I don't car whether you are rich or poor!" "My peerless girl!" fervently xclai: d Herbert, folding her to his heart. "I see you have looked m up in Brad street's!" - Possibly. . "Uncle Bruno, why is it that your peo ple increase so much faster than th whit Deople do?" " 'Deed I dunno, boss, onless it's 'cause dah's mo' of us bawn." Chicago Tribun. It's Pettit's Eye Salve that rives instant relief to eyes; irri tated from dest, heat, sun or wind. All druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. X. Her Voice. Miss Goodsole My music teacher tells me I ought by all means to cultivate try voice. Miss Tartun She' right You ought to cultivate it or quit trying to sing with it : i , Still Strata-Una?. "Unci Hiram, have you ever written any magazine stories?" "N no, not yet, dear; i nave oniy written stories for magazines." Only One "BROMO QUININE" That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Lool for the signature of E. W. GROVE Used thr world over to Cure a Cold in One Dav. 25c. Came Tp In a Horry. Mrs. A. How are you getting on with your garden? Did your, seeds come up? Mrs. B. Oh, yes; they all came up In about two days. My neighbors keep chickens. Mothers will find Mrs. WInslow'i Boothing Syrup the best remedy to use for their cbildrea luring tne Mewing periuu. Ely Crescent BAKING WILL DO All THAT ANT HIGH PRICED WWDER WILL C DO AND DOiBinTER A FULL POUND 25c Egg-Phosphate POWDER Get it from your Grocer WW . XVTmilSiTt7r V.I I V -f 1 1 J' 'V..'nv JM Vi f x. 1 " s m sVWa. Saw 'V ' t a .r X . Jia I XX iSA VJ-v Canton Plows, Harrows . Planters. Listers. Cultivators Stalk Cutters. Potato Diggers Beet Implements, cans Garden Tools, &c. 67 Years of "Knowing How" Hammered Into Every One of Them. . -ti nAU;.n in all VinHa ftf anil. Nntra t . it. w a tn4n rl Iho rvpet 7 Wo Bio utj ui iguiciiui a m uiouj v , V i . ! t i An. enJ iha ctwrltlDIVA Ipat nrpft are Drotected by patents. W hen you pay put nrmnnpvih ht. ExDerimcDts are expensive r w . n: Ta B Tk ImnUmanfe Irrtm vmir flPnlpr. t-. L 4.A TiMr or, A o V fir II CatalOI?. Parlin a Orendorff Co., Canton. III. PARLIN & Or&NDORFF NORTHWEST PLOW CO., PortJand,0r.,Spokanl Wash. PACIFIC IMPLEMENT CO., General Agents, San Francisco. B. HAYMAN, Agent, Los Angeles. Cynical. A Chicago professor says : "The man who never parleys over cab fare, who never scans the prices on a menu, and who hibernates when he's broke, carries an infallible amulet against feminine criticism." Kansas City Star. His Burst of Generosity. "Tour boy's injury is not as severe as I had anticipated," the surgeon assured him. "I shall not have to amputate his lee." "I am elad to hear you say so," said Mr; Tyte-Phist, with emotion. "Still, if it had been necessary, in order to save his life, I I was willing to bear the ex pense of it 1" ' PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DATS PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles In 6 to 14 days or money refunded. 60c. CeeJ Mr. Jawback You think too much of your clothes. Mrs. Jawback I don't think much of the ones you buy me. Cleveland Leader. ' Jfo Reason to Complain. Indignant Customei: Say, these buck wheat cakes are sour 1 -. Waiter Girl (at lunch counter) Yes, sir; if you will look at your check you'll find I've charged you only half price for - -Well Named.. She Do you notice that Lord De Broke calls Miss Mllyuns, to whom he's engaged, "My Subby?" He Yes; I suppose he means "sub treasury." l-rr Ht. Vltn' Dmmm ana : erroos Diseases psraia- UJs.ntlT earad bi Dr. lulne's Great Nerve Re- itorer. Send tor. fbeb ss.oe iriai kbm ana inu. Dr. B. H. Kline. Ld., 931 Arch bt.. v Mlaaeipnia, ra. Nasal Orthography, Teacher Your name is John . Tlm- mins, is it? Where are you from, Johnny? , New Pupil Snohomish, Wash. Teacher How do you spell it, John ny? New Pupil You don't spell it, ma'am. You sneeze It 1 .VHWUHKII'Sl The Kind You 'llavo Always liousrlit has borne the sis-na ture of Chas. II. Fletcher, and lias been made under his personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and 44 Just-as-good" are but Experiments, and endanger tha health of Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTORIA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare-' goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is 1'leasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Fcverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and "Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It asst tiilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep 1 The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. The Kind You Hare Always Bought Bears the Signature of S7 In Use For Over 30 Years. THE CCNTAUH COMPANY. TT MUMMY TRtKT, H CW YORK CITY. Ml KM in h iMi All Who Would Eiyoy good health, with its blessings, must un derstand, quite clearly, that it involves the question of right living with all the term implies. With proper knowledge of what is best, each hour of recreation, of enjoy ment, of contemplation and of effort may be made to contribute to living aright. Then the use of medicines may be dis pensed with to advantage, but under or dinary conditions in many instances a simple, wholesome remedy may be invalu able if taken at the proper time and the California Fig Syrup Co. holds that it is alike important to present the subject truthfully and to supply the one perfect laxative to those desiring it. Consequently, the Company's Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna gives general satisfaction. To get its beneficial effects buy the genuine, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only, and for sale by all leading druggists. A flavoring used the same as lemon or tsuIIIs, By dissolvinn granulated sugar in water and adding Mapleine, a delicious syrup is made and a svrup better than maple. Mapleineis sold by grocers. If not send 35c for 2 01. bottle and recipe book. Crescent Mfg. Co., Saattla, Wa. A CURE FOR FITS , The Treatment Is to Accomplish What' Science Has Been Strug gling to Attain for Centuries Tha tntn.e Interest that has been manifested throughout the country by the wonderful cures tk.t ira heinir urcomnliflhed daily by epileptcide. still continues. It is really surprising the vast number of people who have already been curea 01 At. orA napuniinnM.. In order that everybody may have a chance to teat the medicine, large trial bottles, valuable literature. 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Llttls Boy (meddling with has father's documents) Papa, this letter from Mr. Muntoburn has a postscript, 'B. T. L. What does that Absent-Minded Statesman Qivs me that letter, son ! (Hastily burns it) Chicago Tribune. w BEN writing- to advertisers pleas menu ob tnis paper. EASTERN New York Philadelphia Boston Pittsburg Atlanta Western Electric Rural Telephones re of proven reliability. They will not fail you in emergency. Think over the small cost. AH of the material needed to build the very best rural telephone line will cost you and your neighbors only about as much as two or three sheep. With our Free Bulletins before him a boy can Install and operate the system. Cut out this attvertitemetit, writt your name and adirtu on thi martin and mail to-day, to our neartst officii so that our Free Bulletin No. 112 which cuicribet the intirt flan in detail, may bt tent you immediately. CENTRAL Chicago Indianapolis Cincinnati Minneapolis The world's oldest and lanrest tele phone manufacturer. 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JJ 'Jiyl Economical. fy Bud Doble The greatest of all horsemen, says; "In my 40 years' experien.ee with horses I have found Spohn's Distemper cure the most successful of all remedies forthe horses. It Is the greatest-blood purifier." BottlejOOc. and $1.00. Druggists can supply you, or manufacturers. Agents wanted. Send for Free book. Bpohn Iiledical Co,, Spec. Con tagious JJisea.-es, uosnen, ma. Slnmbera of tha Brook. Ths poetical young man with soulful eyes was walking with his matter-of-fact brother by the brookside. "How the stream tosses in Its slum ber!" be exclaimed. "Yes," answered his brother, "and you would, too, If your bed was full of stones." Youth's Companion. With Their Teeta. Frugal Landlady How are yorj gentle men getting along at tha farther end ol the table? One of Them (gnawing an ancient doughnut) Working like beavers, ma'am. Jaques Mfg. Ct Chicago f ill, x . wa v?-o:oi.s- 11 . a i a. j "vjst MRS. WALKER DR. LYNOTT .i"ija MR. MERRICK Dr. LynottY Great Medical Book, Describing These Diseases, as Well at the Addresses eral Hundred of His Cured Patients, are Also Sent Free to AH Who Write Him. of Ser- HOWARD E. BURTON - Aswrer and ChraM, Leariville, Colorado. Specimen prion: (iold. Silver, Lead. 11. Cold. Silver, lie; Gold We: Kino or Copper. 1. Mclliaa envelope and foil prise lirt pntonappliPAtion. Control and Umpire work m llclted. tUitunaue; Caxlxiiuts Kationai Bank. DR.T. P. WISE DENTIST Crown and Bridge Work a Specialty Vfl-Vts MerchanU Trust Buildinr 126V Waahing-ton, cor. Sixth PORTLAND, 0 Bo that all who suffer from kidney trouble, bladder troubia or rheumatism may know out expense that at laat a genuine and reliabla cure for these diseases has beon found. I will tend to any victim of then ailments a free treat ment and such simple instructions that anyone can cure himself at home, free. I say free and I mean Jree. I will make no chance; you have only to writ me a letter, giving- me your symptoms and . ... . m i y in A i telling me now you ieei nu win u v , . . . ... To give free treatment is the beat way to prove my claims. I bear the expense. You have sim" Dly to take my treatment at directed and you will r V III wnm n..ikin Know j can curt jvu. w w,u ww . . I 1 . I- M f.u trif tn now or ilbt wHtrii vuiwu. . . the thousands of uric acid sufferers, and I want all to take advantage of it. I have devoted my life to the cure of these disease. I am in a posi tion to help you and my help will cost you nothing. Writ ma letter today, descrming- your conai- . . 1 f 111 ...... I UAM . fm uon in your own wvmn, ih4 . treatment for it. Borne of the leading symptoms kidney, bladder or rheumatic disease are: 1. Fsln in tbs back. 1 Too frequent deslra o nrloala. I. Buraici. or obntruotion of urine. 4. Pain or soreness la tha bladder. I. Prostatie troable. t. Gsa or pain In the stomach. f. liooer.l deliillljr, WMkaM. dliilaesa I Pala and mreaess under right ribs. 5. elllac ta any part at the body. . 10. Constipation or liver troulile. 11. Pslpitnt on or pniii andor tUe heart. VI. J'i.i ii In the hip joint. LI. Pain In the necli or head. 14. fnin or sori ni-M) In the h Idners. 15. Kb in or HwellmK of the Joints. 16. tain and swelling of the muscles. 17. tain and MtreneMS in nerves. 18. Aeu'e or Chronic rheumatism. You can deacribe your condition In your own way or you can give the numbers of the symptome in the coupon and send the coupon to me and tha free treatment and instructions will be sent you just the same. My address ia Dr. T. Frank Ly nott, 2736 Occidental Building, Chicago, 111, I am asking you for no money. All I ask la the privilege of proving to the afflicted that I can and will cure kidney, bladder and rheumatic trouble ft; a simple, scientific, painlma way; that) I can stop tha painful backache, the swelling fleHh, the in flamed bladder, the torturing rheumatism. I am auccessful with old and young, those who have just become sick and those who have sutlered for years. , Since I ask for no money write me today and you will be surprised to see how easy it is to cure you when the right remedies, whose purity I have vouched for to the U. S. Government, are sent rou, and when a doctor gives you the right ad vie, will give you the right remedies and right ad vice and charge you nothing, so correspond with tne today. ... Writs a lUr or send the coupon, or do both. Dr. T. Krsnk I,nott, 27 Occidental llldg., Ch'cago. I notice symptoms number.. (Here pat down the numbers) I will be obliged to rou for a free treatment and aaj Instructions snd advice roa think bob ear for the ours of mr case. Mr age Is Kladly address ma IPleaM write jour address plslnly, or writs your sddrens on a separate piece of paper ana pin tie coupon on.)