YOUR BRAIN. 'Keep It Plattio by Not Overeating at You Grow Old. Up to a certain age the brain re mains plastic enough so that f! an In jury occurs to the thought brain the person can begin over again ami cre ate new knowledge centers In the other hemisphere. This has happened In many cases where young people have lost certain powers or faculties by cerebral lesions and have afterward recovered these faculties by developing new centers in the other brain. It rarely happens after the age of forty-five, and the rea son Is because most persons after pass ing that age soon clog their brains with calcareous matter by overeating and destroy the plasticity of their brains by filling them with food waste. If all people past the age of forty five would live on twelve ounces or less of solid food per day we should soon find that one may receive new ideas as readily at seventy-five as at fifteen. You cannot do It, however, if your brain Is a hardened mass of waste matter. If you overeat you will be "sot" in your ways and a has-been at fifty. Keep your phonograph rec ords soft and receptive. Nautilus. A STAGE VILLAIN. Hie Reputation Clung to Him Outside the Theater. , An actor In a small company was unable one night to get accommoda tion at the only hotel In on English town, it is said, because its proprietor, a remarkably slow going person for such a place, recognized him as the villain in the melodrama who had stoken a cash box, set fire to a house, killed a detective, damaged a race horse and betrayed the hero's sister. But something like this really did happen to George Scott, manager of the Alhambra in London. In his younger days Mr. Scott was a stage villain of the deepest dye, and one of his favorite parts was that of the wicked Levlson in "East Lynne." After playing the character a few nights in Blackpool he had occasion for wishing to change his lodgings and, knocking at the door of a house in the next street, was greeted by the good lady who opened it with a shriek and the subsequent exclamation: "What! It's Levlson, the dirty vil lain. Ye can't 'ave rooms in my 'ouse! Get out or I'll call the periled" London M. A. P. Steel Pen Helps Forgers. The crime of forgery has been facili tated and increased by the modern in troduction of metallic pens, gold and steel, says a writer In the Indianapolis News. Tho old fashioned quill pen was smooth and pleasant to write with, though it sometimes balked and sput tered, but It did not lend itself to sklll " fill imitations as easily ns the metallic pen does. The crime of forgery doubt less has been promoted by the almost universal education of modern times. In nn nge when everybody writes and when many are skillful penmen forger ies are much more frequent than they were centuries ago, when the person who could handlo a pen was an excep tion. Many modern criminals make a living by committing forgeries, victim izing hotels, banks, capitalists and busi ness men generally. Domestlo Economy. "Hey, mon," exclaimed the braw, bounlo north countryman, "thrift is a wunncrful thing!" "Yes," replied his English traveling companion. "You're right there. Now, I gave my wife a ten pound note to manage on last time I was nwny, and would you believe it? iustead of ex ceeding it she saved nearly a sover eign out of it to buy herself a hat I" "That's nowt," replied the Scotsman. "My wife gives the kids ha'pennies apiece to go to bed supperless; when they're asleep she takes the ha'pen nies off on 'em agecan, and then she makes 'em do wl'out ony breakfasts for loslu' 'em! . Iley, mon, that's thrlftl" London Scraps. The Mendicant. There uro those who nscrlbo the word "mendicant" to the silly appella tion put forth as a conundrum, mean ing a poor wretch beyoud the power of mending. But something very close to the term was In use as long ago as when Chaucer wrote his "Canterbury Tales." hi the "Soiupnoure's Tale" this occurs: Therefore we "mendlants," we eely freres, Hen wedded to poverte and continence. To charltee. huniblesse end Abstinence, etc. i Tho "soiupnoure" of Chuueer was, of course, n suminoiier, or apparitor, and n person of low estate, and here we have, It Is tcl loved, the origin of the word, which fame Into common em ployment Inter. How Abcut a Good Dack View? "Auntie 7. Inul n hnrd time hav ing l:er picture taken iolaj." mild her nephew, who had Just opened a photo graphic stiullo ami hml very cour teously asked his mint to come and pose for a new picture. "Why, w tint was the trouble?" asked his brother. "Well, you see, when I told her to look pleasant she didn't look natural, and when I told her to look natural she didn't look pleasant." ladles' Homo Journal. Not a Romance. "Dear heart," she murmured. "Only 20 cents a pound," explained the butcher. "I think I'll take some liver." -Lou Is v Mo Courier-Journal. Let no matt presume to give advice to others who has uot first given good counsel to himself. Seneca. " THE SHIPWRECKER. tfeis Life Made Up of Hardships, Ad ventures and Accidents. The career of the shlpwrecker con Hsts of a series of hardships and ad Ventures and accidents and narrow es capes from the first day he enlists with a big wrecking company up to the time he 13 brought ashore from the grim ship be calls "home" crippled or fatally injured. Of all the profes sions that demand heavy toll of hu man life none, not even mining or powder making, is as dangerous as the one of these wreckers. Every year these daring men, who brave storm and . wave and tempest to save the stranded liner, to raise the sunken ocean grey hound, to rescue the ship impaled upon rocks and, if nothing else, to salve what valuable cargo may be removed from helpless wrecks, meet death by the score. Many of them, exposed of ten for days and nights to the icy blasts of winter seas, to driving bliz zards and to drenching storms that bite to the marrow, succumb to pneu monia. Others at work on the pitch ing, tossing barges have legs or arms shattered during the risky operations of removing masts or of slinging wrecking pumps or other castings that weigh tons. Others have hands or feet so dreadfully frozen that these must be amputated, and still others are wiped out of existence after suf fering hours of untold agony and ex- posure before the eyes of their helpless comrades. Appleton's Magazine. REFEREE'S SALE OF REAL PROPERTY. HICCOUGHS. A Simple Treatment by Which They May Be Cured. Did you ever take nine swallows of water to cure the hiccoughs? Do you remember the time some one scared the hiccoughs away by telling you of a whipping due for some meanness? Well, science has been studying hic coughs and caught the hiccoughs by the "nape of the neck." The nine swallows of water had a little science in it, and so did the scare cure. The scientific hiccough cure consists in pressing down to numbness the nerve that connects the stomach, heart, lungs and brain, the pneumogastrlc nerve. The pressure partially and locally paralyzes this nerve and of necessity the hiccoughing must cease. Have the hiccoughing patient sit down and be at ease, with the muscles of the neck relaxed as much as possi ble. Grasp both sides of the neck somewhat toward the back part and press down steadily and as hard as the subject may permit for about one min ute, having the patient work the head from side to side. Within about one minute the nerve will be numbed and rested, and the spasmodic motion will cease. It may require longer pressure in some cases, but the result is sure if patience is maintained. Ohio ' State Journal. . A Thirteenth Century Drink. Thirteenth , century tastes in food had few limitations. Besides the "fowl of Africa and the rare gadwit ; of Ionia" mentioned' by Fltzstepheh, gourmets in the time of King John used to regale themselves on herons, cranes, crows, storks, cormorants and bitterns. Some would wash their meals down with wine, but the ma? Jorlty drank mend or metheglin. Mead, according to Ilollnshed, was only the washing of the combs after the honey had been taken from them and so poor a beverage that it had to be spiced, peppered or made palatable with sweetbrler. or thyme. But metheglin, contained one hundredweight of honey to twenty-four gallons of water and must have been much more Intoxicat ing thnn the strongest old ale of the present day. London Chronicle. Calling the Deaf. "To waken a deaf person who wishes to be called nt a certain time in the mornlug is about the hardest proposi tion a. hotel clerk runs up against," said a member of that fraternity. "To ring the telephone is useless, because the man can't hear. Knocking, for the same reason, Is futile. Now and then a guest who has lost his hearing sug gests that he leave his door open so we can walk right In and shake him, but even if he does appear to be dead game there are so many chances of somebody less guileless than ourselves walking in ahead of us that we can't consent to that simple expedient It seems to me the man who can patent a device for waking the deaf is sure of fame and fortune, not to mention the gratitude of the brotherhood of hotel clerks." Exchange. , To Save the Tablecloth. Nothing is more 'provoking to tho careful housewlfo than to have a per fectly clean tablecloth liberally be spattered with gravy the first time it is used. Get a large table napkin one to match the tablecloth If possible and a piece of white oilcloth cut an Inch shorter and an Inch narrower than the napklu. riace the oilcloth where the meat dish will stand and spread the napkin over it The gravy cannot penetrate through the oilcloth. Thus there is a considerable saving in the washing bllL . How It Looked. "I think you ought to turn the lights up a little when your beau comes," said the boy who Is beginning to use big words to his older sister. "I wouldn't sit in the dim light if I were you. It looks too conspicuous." New York Tress. The Real Reason. "Why don't you go down Mill street?" - ' " "Well, you see, on one side of it lives my tailor and on the Other side my shoemaker, while a canal runs through the mldd!e."-Messendorfer Blatter. Whereas an order of the Cironit Court of the State of Oregon for Uma tilla County, was made and entered ou the 6th day of March 1909, in the case of E. M. Russell and wife Plaintiffs, vs. W. C. Russell and wife, W. A. Welob, Lucinda EusaeJl, insane, May Russell, Walter Rnssell, infant, Ar thur Russell, infant and Ada Rnssell, infaUt, and R. J. Slater guardian ad litem for said Walter Ruseell, Arthur Rostill and Ada Ru3sell, infants and for Lucinda Rnssell, insane, defend ants. Wberety the lots one, two, three, fonr, five and six in blook three Stafford's addition to the oity of Ath ena, Umatilla, county, 'Oregon accord ing to the plat thereof now on record in the office of the recorder of convey ances of said county; and a certain other piece of land bounded as follows: Beginning at monument number six which is situated 502 feet east and 660 feet north of the quarter seotion cor ner between sections 18 and 19' T. 4, N. R. 35, E. W. M. thenoe south 310 teet more or less to the north line of Harrison street in Stafford's addition to the oity of Athena, Jthenoe running west 460 feet more or less to a point directly north of the west side of Fifth street Athena ? thenoe north 310 feet more or less to a point direotly west of said monument number 6; thence east 460 feet more or less to the point of beginning at said monument number six, containing about three a ores more or less; and wherein the undersigned was appointed referee for the purpose of Vnaking said sale. NOW THEREFORE notice is here by given that under and by virtue of said order I will on Saturday the 10th day of April 1909, at one o'clock P. M. at the court bouse door in Pendleton, Oregon sell to the highest bidder for cash all the right, title and interest of said above named parties in and to ' the above described premises as by law provided, the same and all its appuitenanoes thereto belonging. Dated this 12th day of Marob, 1909. B. B. Riobards, Referee. !4!HttN ADMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE. In the County Court of ' the State of Oregon for Umatilla Connty. Iu the matter of the estate of Joseph A. Rainville, deceased. Notice is hereby given that the un dersigned has been appointed admin istrate! of the above entitled estate by the above entitled court, and has qual ified as the law direots; all persons having claims against said estate are hereby notified to present the same with proper vonobers at the office ot Lowell and Winter, Despain Block, Pendleton, Oregon within six months from the date hereof. Dated this 26th day of January, 1909. Joseph T. Rainville, : t i -Administrator. ADMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE. In the County Court bf the Stale of Oregon for Umatilla County. In the matter of the estate of James Rainville, deceased. f - Notice is hereby given that the un dersigned has been appointed admin istrator of the above entltlod estate by the above entitled court, and has qualified as the law directs; all per sons having claims against, said estate are hereby notified to present thasame with proper vouchors at the office o Lowell & Winter, Despain Block, Pen dleton Oregon, within six months from the date hereof ;-' ; Dated this 26th day of January, 1909. - - Joseph;!. Rainville, . ,. . . , ' ; Administrator. ADMINISTRATOR'S ' NOTICE, TO '! ' ' CREDITORS. In the County Court of the" State of Oregon for Umatilla Connty. .... In the Matter of the estate of Adele St. Dennis, deoeased. Notice is hereby given, that the un dersigned has been appointed admin istrator of the above entitled .estate bv the above entitled court, and has qualified as the law directs. ; All per sons having claims against said -estate are tiereby ,' notified and requited to present them with proper vouchers as required by law at the law office of Peterson & Wilson at Athena, Oregon, within six months from the date here of. : , Dated this 6th day of February ; A. D. 1909. . F. S. Legrow Administrator. FARM LANDS FOR SALE No. 180175.00 an aore will buy- one , of the best foot-hill farms that is lor sale in the East end of Umatilla county. This farm ooutaina 560 aores, 200 acres, in summer fallow wheat, 25 aores in pasture, balanoe in stubble; good barn for -thirty horses, good house and all kinds of outbuildings; 'water piped to the house and barn from a large spring ; some good fruit,. Terms, 4 about 10.000 cash and as long taa you want on the balance. We have a number of flue farms that we would like to show you if you are wautiog to buy.' ' .' i Copeland & Uinn. ; No 10 Seoond St. - Walla Walla. TROY LAUNDRY For GOOD WORK HENRY KEENE. Acent, Foley's Honey sad Tar tor children.safe.surc iso opiates. BANNER 3 A LVE moat heaHru salv In the world. Km OF THROAT AND RERJf?- i COUGHS D COLDS cubes throat mm DISEASES SAVED HER SON'S LIFE My son Rex was taken down a year ago with lung trouble. We doctored some months without improvement. Then I began giving Dr. King's New Discovery, and I soon noticed a change for the better. I kept this treatment up for a few weeks and now my son is perfectly . well and works every day. . ms, SAMP. RIPPEE, Ava, Mo. 50c AND $1.00 SOLD AND GUARANTEED BY E Til E PALACE DRUG COMPANY, ATHENA, OREGON SUMMONS In the Circuit Court of the State of Oregon for Umatilla County. Jessie B. Bennett, Plaintiff vsi Wil liam A. Bennett defendant. To Wil liam A. Bennett, above named De fendant: You are hereby notified and required to appear and answer the complaint of the plaintiff filed against you in the abeve entitled court and suit with in six weeks from the date of the first pnblioation of this summons which said first publication is made on Fri day the 29th day of January A. D. 1909. And you will take notice that it you fail to appear and answer the said complaint or otherwise plead thereto, within said time plaintiff for want thereof will apply to the conrt for the relief prayed for and. demand in her said complaint to-wit: for a deoree of the court delaring absolutely void the marriage oontraoted and en tered into by plaintiff and defendant at Lewiston, Idaho, on September First A. D. 1908 and for other equita ble relief. This summons is published pursuant to an order of the Honorable H. J. Bean, Judge of the Sixth Judioial Dis rict of the State of Oregon, duly made and entered on the 22nd day ot Janu ary A. D. 1909. . V. ' . 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