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    Sores and IHcers are indications of impure blood. They show that the
circulation has become infected with germs and poisons, which ar beinl
constantly discharged into the open place to irritate the de icai neAes
tissues and surrounding flesh and keen the sor in cf,fl a ner7.es'
and disease. Whethethese impurttfe? Sl 2 ZolloZ
debilitating skness an old taint from a former disease, or whether iHs
hereditary bad blood, there is but one way to cure sores and Wo mi Jw
to. to purUy the bloody Washes, salves? lotions, are o LTbeneficia
because of their cleansing, antiseptic effects, but nothinaonlied to T the
cure. S. i. S. s the remedy for sores and ulcers of every kind. It eets down
to the very bottom of the trouble and removes everytrac Tof i&urity or
poison, and makes a lasting cure. S. S. S. changes the quality of th re
lation so that mstea feeding the diseased parte with impurities It
nourishes and heals the irritated, inflamed flesh and causes Z Juicer' to
fill rthTe,althy SSUe by 8nPPyS it with pure, rich blood Book
on Sores and Ulcers and any medical advice desired sent free to allwho write
THE SWUT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA.
Flitting HI Foot la It.
"It'i good to see you again, Smldgley,
after all these years, and talk over old
times. By the way, I remember there
wai a pretty school teacher that was a
good deal stuck on you at one time. She
got over It, didn't she?"
"I hope not, Gunson. I married her
about ten years ago.".
CITC Bt. Vitus' Dance and erroni OlseaMM ptrma
1113 neatly cured by Dr. i ,tne'a Groat Nerve He.
storer. Bend for FREE $1.00 trial bottle and treatise,
fit. B. B. Kline, 14., KJ1 Aroh St., Philadelphia, Pa.
Explained.
"They don't care for expense here,"
aid the regular summer boarder at the
summer resort hotel. "When you call
for lemonade they give you a stalk or two
of macaroni with it instead of a. straw."
"I was just wondering," observed the
new boarder, after a pause, "why this
baked macaroni tastes so strongly of
lemon juice." Chicago Tribune.
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow"S Soothing
Syrup the boat remedy to use lot their children
iurlug the teething period. r v
Professional Crookedncaa,
"Pardon me," said the doctor, who was
taking a downtown luncheon with the
professor ; "but why are you cutting your
rteuk in that zigzag fashion?"
"I am trying," answered the professor,
"to follow along its bin of least resist
ance." Catarrh Cannot be Cured
"with LOfAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot
reach the seat of the dlseuse. Catarrh is a blood
or constitutional di-ease, and in order to cure
It you must take internal remedies. Hall's
Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts di
rectly upon the blood and mucous surfaces.
Halls Catarrh Cure is not a quack medic ne.
It was prescribed by one of the best physic ans
in this countay for years and is a regular pre
erlptlon. It is composed of the best tonics
J?HW!,'Srmbl.ne1 with the Des' b'ood purifiers,
acting directly on the mucous surfaces. The
L-?ct 2mblnatlon of the two ingredients is
What produces such wonderful results in cur
ing Catarrh Send for testimonials free.
oiJk,,t?HEN.EY & C0- Props., Toledo, 0.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c.
Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
There is an altar society In Brooklyn
eomposeJ of night policemen. The m"rn
bers contribute a certain" amount every
month which pays for lights and flowers
u an altar of perpetual adoration.
Habitual
M i ll
1 lay be permanently overcome by proper
personal efforts wtin me assistance
tU U I f II 4.-
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ruia.
t i i
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naous aauy so Thai assistance lo na
ture may be gradually dispensed with
when no longer needed as the best of
remedies, when reaaired, are to assist
nature arid not to supplant tke natur
al .unctions, which twust depend ulti
mately upon proper nourishment,
proper efforts, and right living generally.
To get its benejipial effects, always
ouy the genuine
upFigsElmr,!fenaa
I. manufactured by the
California
Fig Syrup Co. oniy
SOLO BY ALL LEAD INC DRUGGISTS
Otie size only, regular price 50f per Bottle.
ConstiDQiiou
of we oneiruiy oenetcial laxa
remedy, Oyrup of figs and Ll'ixlrof
union printilp nnphi
c ...... r: f j jfRt,
The Kind You Have Always Bought has borne the signa
ture of Chas. II. Fletcher, and has been made under his
personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this Counterfeits, Imitations and.
. Just-as-good ' are but Experiments, and endanger the
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
oric, Drops and Soothing? Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
The Kind You Ha?e Always Bought
Bears the
In Use For Over 30 Years.
TM MJCTAUR OOaVMMV. TT aWttftlMV ITMCTi MCtt VOHst CIT.
HEALS
SORES AND ULCERS
Conforming e Tradition.
"Uncle," said the little girl from tht
city, feeling that something of the kind
was erpecred from her, "which is the tree
that grows the leaf lard?"
Haying thus complied with the conven
tionalities and asked the usual artless
question, the little girl from the city ran
out to the barn, saddled the chestnut
sorrel, and galloped him all over tht
neighborhood.
The Real Thing;.
"There are no literature genuine In
this age. Where do you find nowa
days the words that burn?"
"In the books of corporations when
wanted on the witness stand." Balti
more American.
To Breal: In New Shoes. "
Always shake in Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder.
Pnwa ! hot, sweating, aching, swollen lect
Lures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At
u druggists and shoe steres, 25c. Dont accent
inv substitute. Sample mai led FREE. Address
Allen S. Olmsted, Le Koy , N. Y.
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Overcautious).
Capt. Kidd, the pirate, was burying his
treasure.
"I could lock it up in a safety deposit
vault, of course," he said, "but I want to
put the stuff where the personal property
assessor will never hear of it."
So well did he do the job, in fact, that
it hasn't been turned up, even yet.
System.
Mrs. Ilomer Isn't it terrible to have
to cross the street at one of the busy
corners?
Mrs. Storer Yes, indeed. You never
know when one of those big policemen is
going to grab you by the arm and scare
you half to death. Chicago Tribune.
Flattery In Art.
Critlcus Whose portrait is that?
Artist Mrs. De Scadds. What do
you think of it?
Critlcus It's a splendid picture, but
it doesn't look anything like her.
Artist Of course not I need the
money.
Br Defanlt.
"Does your husband ever praise your
cooking, Bertha?" asked the young wife's
elderly aunt.
"0, yes, indeed, auntie?"
"What does he say when he does?"
"Well er he doesn't say much,' you
know, but I can always tell when the
cooking pleases him. He doesn't swear
at it."
The Hemisphere Seaaona.
Since the earth is much farther from
the sun when it is summer in the
northern hemisphere and winter itt the
southern than when the seasons are
reversed, it might be supposed that the
climate would be more extreme in the
southern half of the earth than it is in
the northern. The actual difference is
made slight by the fact that the pro
portion of land to water is much great
er in the northern hemisphere.
The. Value of Literature.
Wife May I kindle the fire with the
first act of that old play of yours?
Author Better try the second, it's
more fiery. Transatlantic Tales.
Fashion Reversed.
Mabel How do you like my new
gown, grandmamma?
Grandmamma I don't. In my day
girls v ore one button gloves and gowns
buttoued up to the neck. Now they wear
oue button gowns and gloves buttoned ud
to the neck. Judge. .
usJ
Signature of
Old Favorites
Th Bailiff' Daughter ot Isllna-ton.
There was a youth, and a well beloved
youth.
And he was an esquire's son; .
He loved the bailiff's daughter dear
- That lived in Islington,
She was coy, and she would not believe
That be did love her so,
No, nor at any time she would
Any countenance to him show.
But when his friends did understand
His fond and foolish mind,
They sent him up to fair London,
'An apprentice for to bind,
And when be had been seven long years,
And his love he had not seen,
"Many a tear have I shed for her sake
When she little thought of me."
All the maids of Islington
Went forth to sport and play,
All but the bailiff's daughter
She secretly stole away.
She put off her gown of gray,
And put oa her puggish attire.
She's up to fair London gone
Her true love to require.
As she went along the road,
The weather being hot and dry,
There was she aware of her true love,
At length came riding by.
She stepped to -him, as red as any rose, '
And took him by the bridle ring :
"I pray you, kind sir, give me one penny
To ease my weary limb."
"I prithee, sweet heart, canst thou tell me
Where that thou wast born?"
"At Islington, kind sir," said she,
"Where I have had many a scorn."
"I prithee, sweet heart, canst thou tell me
Whether dost thou know
The bailiff's daughter of Islington?"
"She's dead, sir, long ago."
"Then will I sell my goodly steed.
My saddle and my bow,
I will unto sotue far countree
Where no man doth me know."
"O stay, O stay I thou goodly youth,.
She's alive, she is not dead ;
Here she standeth by thy side,
And is ready to be thy bride."
"Q farewell grief ! and welcome joy I
Ten thousand times and more,
For now I have seen my own true love
That I thought I should have seen no
more."
Old Ballads.
HIS SERVICES.
What Became of All tke Bill Ho
- Introduced In Cong-res.
"Yes, my fellow citizens," said tht
political candidate, "If you have paid
any attention to the work of Congress
you will have noticed that during the
past session I Introduced twenty-two
bills, each of which was Intended to
benefit this community. I stand before
you to-day with the proud conscious
ness of having served you faithfully
and to the best of my ability. Those
twenty-two bills would, if they had
been passed, have made this one of the
most favored districts on God's green
earth, and "
"Oh," yelled a man In the gallery,
"we know you- Introduced em, all right,
but what happened to 'em after that?"
"Gentlemen, I appeal to your sense
of honor. Do you consider it fair that
I should be Interrupted in this man
ner? Is It right that I should "
"There ain't no harm in answerln'
the question, is there?" asked another
of the statesman's hearers.
"Well, sir, I will tell you what be
came of those bills, my fellow citizens.
Every one of them was printed in the
Congressional Record, where, if you
will look over the flies, you may find
them to-day. But to revert to the seed
question, gentlemen, I do not hesitate
to promise that no man living in this,
the most splendid district In our grand
old State, shall appeal to me In vain if
you shall deem It best to send me back
to Washington, where I have served
you with such signal ability." Chi
cago Record-Herald.
The Ticket that Came Back.
A prominent railway, man tells of a
railway ticket that took a sudden jour
ney on its own account It appears
that as a northbound train on the Colo
rado and Southern road passed one of
the stations a passenger In a forward
car raised a window, and in an in
stant his ticket waa blown from his
hands. The passenger naturally gave
it up for lost and was much surprised
when the baggagemaster handed it to
him a little while later. It appears
that when the ticket flew through the
window a southbound train was pass
ing. The suction of that train, which
was moving at a rapid rate, drew the
ticket along with it, and as it passed
the rear end of the northbound train it
blew into the door of the amoklng car.
There it was found by the baggage
master. Minneapolis Journal.
Recnlt of Praetlee.
' "That shoeblack poet who is all the
rage really writes very well."
"Yes, his verse Is so poitehed." Bal
timore American. '
We have lived a great many years,
and have never yet seen any time, need
or occasion, for eating off a kitchen
floor, yet it has always been the stand-,
ard of neatness If a woman's kitchen
floor is so clean "anyone could eat off
It" ')
When thei-e is no other excuse for
a poor marfilagc, people say it was
lova match V
BLACK ALKALI.
Professor lliot Makes Suggestions
for Overcoming Trouble.
From Washing-ton Stat College. Pullman.
In a letter addressed to a farmer
residing near Walla Walla, Professor
Elliott discussed black alkali, and its
interference with the growth of al
falfa ; plants which are tolerative of
alkali ; grasses and plants which tend
to crowd out alfalfa, and means pre
ventive of this ; and r certain pest
which is damaging the leaves of apple
trees grown by this farmer. Briefed
somewhat, the letter follows :
"I understand from your letter, that
you are having difficulty with the black
alkali, which interferes with the start
ing of alfalfa. The land in question is
undoubtedly so supplied with water
near the surface that there is consider
able evaporation, which has caused the
alkali to rise to the surface. This
trouble would be observed in all such
land, and the best way to prevent it is
by surface draining. This would per
mit the washing out of the alkali from
the surface through the drains, and I
think you would have sufficient rainfall
in the winter to accomplish this. The
drains should be from two to three feet
below the surface, which would not
interfere with the cultivation of al
falfa, as the water level wou.ld be at
the distance beneath the surface of the
lower level of the drains.
"I suspect that if you are able to
get a start of alfalfa, it would be able
to overcome the effect of the alkali,
which I assume is strongest near the
surface ; but with the water level so
near the surface as it is, the roots
would not have any encouragement to
penetrate deeply, and would probably
stop at the water table. It might be
possible to counteract the effect of the
alkali by the use of considerable ma
nure, or some chemical fertilizer, but
I very much doubt the value of such
treatment.
"We have seen some excellent
stands of alfalfa secured by seeding
alfalfa in the fall. Fall seeding should
be doneearly enough to secure the full
benefit of the fall rains, and thereby
make a growth, which would insure
that the alfalfa would pass safely
through the first winter, while the
plants were somewhat tender. I think
that in the warm section of the state,
where you are located, that this would
be perfectly possible; and it would
have the further advantage of starting
during the time when the alkali would
be less abundant, due to its being
washed out by the winter rains.
"Regarding plants which might be
tolerative of alkali, the station would
inform you that there are several, but
that it is quite difficult to obtain the
seed of such in any quality. There is
a plant known as salt grass (Distichlis
Maritima), which has a small seed,
and is very coarse, which is somewhat
common, but which seeds very spar
ingly; consequently, getting a start of
this grass is very difficult. It does
not make first class forage but stock
will eat it. Its chief value is its abil
ity to grow in alkaline places, thereby
absorbing the alkali.
"It is said that the Australian salt
bush will do the same. This plant re
sembles tumble weed, and the station
has been informed that it is becoming
quite a pest in the neighborhood of
Walla Walla. Therefore the experi
ment station does not advise you to
try it.
"The salt grass to which you refer
is, - entirely different from the Iowa
quack grass. You will find that blue
grass, as well as other grasses, will
frequently crowd out alfalfa ; in fact,
throughout this region we find that
after six or seven years the alfalfa be
comes so crowded out by other grasses
that the ground has to be worked over,
or plowed up. Frequent disking will
control this to some extent. I doubt
if alfalfa will grow in any soil where
the water table is as near as three
feet to the surface.
"The pest which you mention is un
doubtedly the aphis, or apple lice,
which affect the leaves. They are
sucking insects, and absorb so much of
the sap that the leaves curl up and ul
timately die. It is difficult to control
wire worms when they once get a
start. It is possible that a treatment
of air-slacked lime around the plants,
or even an application of salt, might
have a beneficial effect. Either of
these applications would need tobef
made with great care."
Query Will you kindly advise us
concerning the use of dust sprayers in
the fruit raising sections of the Pacific
slope? Has their success been uni
form, or otherwise?
Ans. There is a peculiar, condition
existing at the present time relative to
the use uf dust sprays in the several
fruit growing sections of the North
west. Quite a number of orchardists
are using the dust sprays at the pres
ent time, and are successful to the
extent of keeping their fruit almost
entirely free from insect pests, reduc
ing the amount of injury to less than
one per cent. Other experiments have
failed entirely.' Where successfully
used, this method of spraying is very
satisfactory, especially in hilly orch
ards where it is almost impossible to
get around with a gasoline outfit. In
the opinion of W. S. Thornber, horti
culturist of the state experiment sta
tion of Washington, the matter of dust
sprays is a good field for further ex
ploitation. From the Washington
State College. Pullman.
Her Generosity.
He I wish that you were poor, so
that you v uld be willing to marry me.
She Eviueutly I am far more gen
erous than yu. I wish you were rich,
so'tftat 4-flight be willing to marry
you. """"
Bad OTvrtiyfct.
How many fwrson wh(X go
Away- n vacations to Vijiu
Take trunk fuls of po;fect!j "owlewi things
And leave their manners it bom!
A
John Ha Become a Siarntseer.
"John Chinaman, as a race, has be
come fired with municipal seal," said
a Xew Yorker who Hkes to watch the
sightseeing wagons. "Also John " has
itecame financially reckless. Several
times this spring I have seen 'rubber
necks go by with two or more China
men among the passengers. I don't re
member ever to have seen that phe
nomenon until this season, except, of
course,' in the case of traveling Orien
tals. But the sightseeing Chinese that
I have noticed lately are residents of
New York out for the first time in their
lives probably to see something of the
town they live In."
conscientious A boat it.
"Mr. Glizzard," asked the caller,
on currying all the life insurance
are
you
can aftordr'
"No," answered the man at the desk.
I can afford more, and I had expected to
take out more, but from a note I got
from my employer this morning I have
begun to suspect that I'm carrying a
good deal more than I am worth."
A Sporting Event.
Mrs. reck Henry, do you see any
thing in the paper about Blinker run
ning over his mother-ln law?
Mr. Peck Xot yet 1 haven't come
to the sporting news. Puck.
HOWAKt) ii.. UUKTOH. Assayer arS Chamlst.
ljeaUvlUe, Colorado. tSpwuuea prices: Gold,
Silver, L ud, ? 1 ; Oold, Bll vr, 75- j Ootd, 60c j Zl no or
L'nper,l. Cyanide tt'sts. Mailing envelopes and
full price list sent on application. Control and V m
pirework solicited. llvleroucet Carbonate Kt
Uoual llaok.
WHEN YOU GOME TO PORTLAND
ARRANGE TO STOP AT
THE CORNELIUS
PARK AND ALDER ST3.
A New and Modern European Hotel, catering
particularly to State people. A refined place for
ladies visiting; the city, close to the shopping
center. Rates reasonable. Free Bus.
" N. K- CLARKE, (late of Portland Hotel) Mgr.
KASPARILLA
This sterling household remedy is most
successfully prescribed for a "world ot
troubles." For derangements of the di
gestive organs it is tk natural corrective,
operating directly upon the liver and ali
mentary canal, gently but persistently
stimulating a healthful activity. Its
beneficial influence extends, however, to
every portion of the system, aiding in the
processes of digestion aud assimilation of
food, promoting a wholesome, natural
appetite? correcting sour stomach, bad
breath, irregularities of the bowels, con
stipation and the long list of troubles
directly traceable to those ut. wholesome
conditions. Kasparilla dispels drowsi
ness, headache, backache and despond
ency due to inactivity of the liver,
kidneys and digestive tract. It is a
strengthening tonic of the highest value.
If it fails to satisfy we authorize all
dealers to refund the purchase price.
Hoyt Chemicai, Co. Portland, Oregon
IS OUR MOTTO
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it will wiu out in the end." We do
'stick to quality." 'That is the reason
our graduates are so thorough and in
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superiority. Catalogue, business forms
and penwork free. Call, phone or write.
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BEHNKE-WALKER STUDENTS SUCCEED. WHY?
They are Trained for business In a business-like way.
Why not enroll in a reputable school that places all of its graduates?
I. M. WALKER, Pres.
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Experience with Ayer's Sar
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tors endorse for thin blood,
weak nerves, general debility.
Brit even this (rrand old medicine cannot do
Its best work If the liver It itmctivs and the
boweli constipated. For the best possible re
sults, you should take Uiatlve doses of AVer's
Fills while taking the Nirsanartlla. The Hres
will quickly respond, aud so will the bowels.
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