STOPPED THE YLPINa WOMAN WHO LOST IN FIGHT !0B MILLIONS. y m d; l aim luxui jiuat a The evolution of the steamship Is a gauge to the prog ress of the whole civilized world In this Inst period of treicsndous material activity. The modem ship is a Josely compacted municipality, with every convenience of the most progressive American city. The steward, when he Is arranging his menu for the day, takes down bis telephone and calls up a dozen different sections of the great supply department, for all the world like the housewife who makes use of the phone to order from the butcher, the grocer and the caterer. The passenger who does not care to dress and leave her stateroom lies comfortahly in her berth and calls up the friend at the other end of the vessel for a quiet morning chut. The r ship would be behind the times indeed that could not advertise "telephones In all staterooms." Another strict ly novel comfort Is the electric fan, which effectually banishes that stuffy sea atmosphere that formerly was BO disagreeable when the water was tranquil. The busy man who wants to work on the way over, and does not care to take his secretary with him, can have thd services of an expert stenographer and the in experienced traveler need not make out her itinerary before leaving home. All she has to do is to apply to the bureau of Information for advice. Here she can obtain trustworthy statistics of distances, hotel accommo dations and cost of travel and lodging; in fact, anything she wants to know, which Is certainly more satisfactory than the old way of taking Tom, Dick and Harry's Im perfect recollection and confused Impression of things they saw and experienced several years ago. For the benefit of the same Inexperienced person, the modern steamer provides another great convenience, the trav eler's check. This Is Issued In denominations from $10 to $100, In the currency of the country to be visited. The woman who knows nothing of Italian money gets a few small checks translated for her Into terms of the foreign coin, and a letter of Identification which will enable her to cash the checks at a certain bank, where she will receive various other courtesies, as the ward of the steamship company. Verily, travel has been made easy for the American who "simply must see Europe." It has not only been made easy. It has been made safe! The old, disagreeable rolling Is practically done nway with, since the builders have taken to providing the vessels with bilge keels, attached amidships to the hull. The hull itself is a double construction with from 100 to 200 water-tight compartments, all of which can be closed Instantly by the ofllcer on the bridge, so that If one of thein should spring a leak the water could not be communicated to the others. There Is now no danger that the first-class, or even the steerage passenger, might be called upon to do duty at the pumps. The modern ship Is practically unslukuble. There are superbly decorated salons, libraries, music rooms and smoking apartments. The promenade deck surface Is from four to ten times as extensive as It was on the old-time steamer, and one of the recently con structed vessels advertises a tennis court, so that poor old "shuliloboard" is no longer the chief amusement of the voyage. Many of the finest staterooms are fur nished with brass beds, and the berths, built-in, are not the low, narrow and altogether uncomfortable affairs the older traveler remembers. In short, the Atlantic liner Is a floating palace hotel with every luxury and every comfort to be had on terra ttrma. It is the epitome of twentieth century progress. Aotaad'a Peasant Who Had Great Power Over Ant mala. "When Edniohd Rostcad had com pleted his beautiful villa at Bayonne, he was on the verge of a nervous breakdown because of his inability to sleep," says a Paris paper. "The rest- fulness of the palace, however, and the charming surroundings "worked won ders, and after a few days had passed vthe weary writer was able to sleep, and his friends looked for his speedy return to good health. But a dog blocked' the progress of the cure. One night the dog began to bark, and In a short time dogs in all directions an swered and the concert kept up until day broke. All efforts to locate the mischief making animal failed. Every night at the same time the barking be gan, and no one could suggest a rem edy. One day one of the servants told about a ne'er-do-well In a nearby vil lage who had great power over dumb animals possibly he might help. lie was called, a large reward was prom ised, and the barking ceased. A few weeks after the reward had been col- ected Rostand was again disturbed ;by the dogs under the leadership of the same unknown barker. The peas ant was again called, and Rostand said, 'You must be well acquainted with the ways of animals to have such power over them.' The man beamed under the Influence of the diplomatic flattery and proudly showed how he could imitate the whistling of birds and the noises made by animals in woods, barn or poultry ward. 'And I bow about dogs?' said Rostand. Then -he man began to bark, and immedi ately the voice of the arch disturber .iras recognized. 'That's enough,' said .Rostand. 'Here Is a twenty franc piece. If we should hear the dogs .bark again, the police will be called.' TV. . , , . . . - iue peasant saw mat ne naa fallen Into a trap, the dogs were heard no nore, 'and that,' says the writer, 'is ny dog story without a dog.' " GOING TO COLLEGE. A Southwestern man describes, it, :he New York Sun, the rise and prog ress of the college In the Middle West Up to the beginning of the Civil War the college man In the Middle West and the Southwest was an exception. Hie president of a small college In the Interior of one State visited a town several times In search of students. SOUND DOCTRINE. rhs signs Is bad when folks commence Flndln' fault with Providence, And balkin' 'on use the earth don't shakn At ev'ry pranciu' step they take. No man Is great till he can see How Iras tliau little he would be Ef stripped to self, and stark and bare Ue bung his sign out everywhere. My doctrine Is to lay aside Contentions and be satisfied. Jest do your best and praise er bin me That follows that, counts jest the same. I've alius noticed great success Is mixed with trouble, more or less; And it's the man who does the best That gets more kicks than all the reHt. James Whltcomb Riley. At the Extremes ft il Mrs. Rosemere sat surveying the lit tle room unseelngly, because It was dim and she had come In from the out Side glare. She surveyed It silently, because she was stout and, being un used to climbing four (lights of stairs, was out of breath. Her old Irritation at Maggie's leav ing iur comfortable ten years' position as cook In the Hoscmore household to marry rose In full force again as she recalled the room that was almost lux urious with Its running water and enameled Iron bed and pretty rug which that misguided Individual had abandoned when she left the Uosemere home for matrimony and a man who had enlivened her subsequent Hfo by chronically being without work. Maggie certainly had not Improved her condition by linking fortunes with Tom Vamey. She lay now, worn and 111, ou the dismal little black walnut bed Jammed up In the comer of the small room. The faded, soiled looking wallpaper had onco been blue and once upou a time the window panes had not been cracked. "Where's Tom?" Inquired Mrs. Rose mere, severely, her breath having been regained. Maggie turned her face toward the wall. "Inking for work, I guess," she aid. "He he ain't been home for three days!" Mrs. Rosemere sniffed and choked nd Maggie turned ou her. "Oh," she said weakly, yet violently, "I know what you think but It ain't so, Mrs. Rosemere t He does try! He's Just unfortunate! There ain't a better man alive!" Mrs. Rosemere surveyed her former cook helplessly, a wouder growing In her small, commonplace eyes. It was entirely beyond human comprehension why In the face of her poverty and dis comfort Maggie should so valiantly cling to and defend her husband. She certainly had always displayed abound ing common sense when she ruled the Rosemere kitchen and had sharply re sented being Imposed uixn, but In the two years since her marriage she had developed queer whims. Chief among them, In Mrs. Roseniere's eyes, was her continued fondness for her husband, who certainly did not amount to much. She actually seemed in love with the man ! . "I hate to see you situated like this, Magjjle," her visitor burst forth, get ting up and restlessly raising the shades and wandering about. "John is bringing up some things just n few little things that may be of use to you most of them are cooked and ready to eat. How on earth did you find such a ridiculous dresser anyhow, Maggie?" "(iot It second hand," explained the sick woman. "It dm look funny after what I had at your house but It was cheap. It was so old the dealer was glad to get n couple of dollars for It. It's good of you, Mrs. Rosemere, to trouble to conio here and bring things Itke you do!" Mrs. Rosemere did not answer. She Blood with both hands in their delicate HI IV His first visit was an event. It was Mabelle Snell McNamara, "soul announced in the pulpits that the presl- t mate" niece of Thomas Snell, the ec flent of the college would address the ' centric Clinton (111.) millionaire over citizens In the court-house on the ad- whose will two sensational trials were vantages of college education. The ,leld. Is conceded to be the prize letter Jourt-house was filled. But when the , writer of the United States, If not the president had finished his talk, and whole world. According to the claims marred the piece of furniture with hi! asked for students to enroll, there was of relatives of the dead millionaire his knife, his other arm about her as thej no response. j niece obtained fully $100,000 from her stood laughing like a pair of Ill-be-, it was not because the citizens were entrlc grand-uncle by means of her hnved children. For It was their dress- Ignorant or too poor. They appreclat- .classic and philosophical essays on love, er and they could hack It if they chose. ;d education to a limited extent, but Evidence produced at the trial show Mrs Rosemere was gazing upon the believed the private school offered all ed Mabelle McNamara wrote ninety let Identical piece of furniture that had the advantages necessary. I ters to her grand-uncle, the effect of adorned her bedroom when she had Another obstade ,u the way of t'each being to bring her a certain marr ed George Rosemere all thos lege education was the home tie. j "mount In cash or real estate, bank (ectues ago ! People then were not accustomed to stock or other collateral which quickly She had done her own work then ano travel a8 now and fathenj and could be converted Into cash. bu! o mZlTcPTtTlIy dfRT', mothm were W0Hed t0 an-thin that 11 thus 13 " that Mabelle McXal er I,n mL nf m "ouId take thcir dliklre from home.'mara's letters realized for her greater hev tal aoDTliSr 1.2? ' The I,re8klnt f the C0l,ege Went flnandal retUrDS than the best selling lin tlI: ui Q" !' " k t( t town three times before he . Ann, in. . fl.,.i i Y " 8"-eded and got only one boy at the oi y, bunging a flush to her face, nink- lagt i lug her heart thump for a moment at n t . i ,t, . , It had when she had climbed Ls ' EfTT 7 ' T frightful stairs ,cator, the boy secured was dull, and The dresser had been a grand aequl- ftUrDed fr0,'" ?lllge du,ler, ,tnan ever sltion then-funny, dumpy ugly, wTp-jIe hU") f e o college train-; ed thing that it was to-lay. Sh" " th,nt ,T n ? 0r, thought of the one which ministered . Af er ! ,e Incident died out, another to her needs at the present a wonder- . . u,e TO""' wuose Iatner eam8 It Is estimated that New Zealand has fill piece of mahogany with inlays and , 0"'"o", was sent to in available coal supply of 1,200,000, hand enrvlnea nml ..rrat-ni o-io. the university of Virginia. The day q0O tons, of which not more thnn 20.. the rest of the house matching It lo e started for coIleSe wns an event 000,000 tons have been touched. This costliness. ,'" tue town. The best people went to was the first of the British colonies to Suddenly her whole rose-burdened, tbe 8teamboat to see tue J'oung man try the experiment of State ownership hampering, rushing existence, with Its off- The Jurne' theu was a lon8 of colliery property, many engagements, and George always water- 8ta8e alld rail- The weekly j Sj,eakIng at tne Royai institution, hurrying, abstracted, bowed beneath newsI)al,r n lts ext issue made tho ' UliAon Hon. It. J. Strutt said that in miAlit 4- hla tl KHn - Il 4.1... - . 1 I fn vv 5 wmww. 'ft : A -i lit i iMk apeQ$ lm I 1 1 54 ii -sjim . z. - . m i -'w;r ji , just books of some of the most noted au thors. Figured on a scientific basis-It would also be shown that Snell's niece received a higher price per word than the best known magazine Writers of the present day. Figuring on a basis of $100,000 foi ninety letters, It will be seen that Col onel Snell paid his niece $1,111.11 for each letter. The average number; 'of words in each letter may be set at 3j00. Thus this letter writer got $3.73 or every word she wrote. The average number of letters to a word maybe fixed generally at six. Thus Mabelle McNamara received for every charac ter written more than G2 cents. This may be tabulated as follows : i Each love note .$1,111.11 Each word .73 Each letter .02 And Judging from some of the bet ters, the aged banker reckoned fhls "soul mate's" love notes cheap atihe price. For Instance, following the! re ceipt of one of her letters he sent 'her notes amounting to $2,000. They Were as good as gold, being secured by' 150 acres of good farm land, '; On other occasions, in respons to the soothing touch of one of her soul notes, the colonel would deed her 'val uable real estate or give her good divi dend paying stocks. All through; the trial It was shown that the niece's ap peals for funds were almost as fruitful as King Mldas's golden touch. L iiSnvention the yoke of wealth and Its stern de- event tue blS 110NVS or the wk consequence of experiments he had globe. A sun motor was one of the objects shown at the recent exhibition In Mad- "GOT IT SECOND UASU, gloves pressed on the edge of the dress er, leaning forward, looking at the carved grains around the mirror. Some thing at the back of her head was alive with excitement, which as yet meant nothing to her comprehension. The light struck full on one of th bulging grains and over and over agalu she read the twined Initials still show ing, cut Into its surface, "O. and S." Theu It was as If a curtain had been Jerked away from that day thirty years back when George had so daringly mands on his time, arose and smote het! "e dld not retu tm he llad flnIsh- 'come to the conclusion that there was as she recalled sharply those earlj u,s courso- "uen ue "'u return, radlum in every rock of the earth's sur (lays when there had been nothing In ",lu UUUUIB u,s coining was use r face Xne qUantity of radium In the life for either of them but ench other. ,ubiIce- 'surface of the earth would be sufficient The picture hung before her eyes as a IIe rode 1,1 an baruche through to account for the Internal heat of the mirage to a man In a desert. tlie Du"ess portion or tne town as if , he were a hero. Women greeted him Mrs. Rosemere Jerked her hear. fro,u tue grounds by which the ear around toward M'lei-io In a iiin.h riHkro nassed. In (h evpninir the vmmfr attempt to regain her mental balance mm was serenaded. He responded rld- U ,s useful for PumPin8 water- She saw a strange lighting up of the from the old portico of the home. The working threshing machines, creating sick woman's face as she raised her People who listened were stirred. They electricity, etc., and, of course after head and listened to footsteps coming followed him exultingly into his home, the machine has been bought there ls up the stairs. where they were liberally entertained, no furtber Pm- On,a cloudf dar- "It's Torn!" Maggie said Joyously, 'or his father was a Virginia gentle- bowever' " W1 lluPosslble for She waited eagerly, happily. man. j much work to be done. For a space, a very brief space, still That was the beginning of college J The New York Zoological Society has harnssed by that mental picture at education in the town. A company of a toad said to have been exhumed from which she had been looking, Mrs. Rose- students went to the old university limestone at Butte, Mont, at a depth mere bitterly envied her former cook, the next term. A year after that col- of 150 feet This toad has now lived Theu as she went down the four leges sprang up all over the State. 'for eight months in a porcelain jar flights to the French touring car waiting If these incidents make a strange without feeding. It should not be as- to whirl her back to bondage and the picture to an Eastern man, they also sumed, however, that the animal lived inlaid mahogany Mrs. Rosemere had illustrate the spirit of the country. No In the rock without air, or without one of the rare flashes of real thought missionary work for colleges ls now nourishment of some kind. Limestone that existence afforded her. required in the Middle West and ls Jul1 of pores, holes and fissures. The "I suppose," she said, "that nobodj Southwest .color pattern of the toad has faded In the word can exjeet to have every- - from Its confinement, but nobody be- thlng ot tho same time! It's It's A Smooth Tongue. ,lleves that It was born In any other kind of hard !" Chicago Dally News. I "No. Mr. Smith," she said gently but way thaD the normal Ue' r that lts 'flrmlv. -I can nevor ho vm,r Jif- life was sustained In Its prison without Hr by Purrhaae. firmly, "I can never be your wife.' Then he struggled to his feet and said the usual means. Scientific observation The woman wh m-r-t,i ,. in hmi-n ,-.. "4r nil ,-. "is toao omy oegan upon its recep- rlch fellow has 'simply sold her youth be thus dashed to pieces? Am I never tlon museum, and loveliness." to be known as the husband of the 1 By proclamation of the President the "Well, If you could see her account beautiful Mrs. Smith?" This was too Jewel Cave National Monument has at the beauty doctor's, I bet you'd find much, and she succumbed. New Or- been established in the Black Hllb Na- she had bought 'em." Baltimore Anier- 'eans Times-Democrat tlonal Forest in South Dakota. This lean. I formation ls In some respects, unique. A man has his clothes made to fit him : a woman makes herself fit her clothe- Give a man a chew of tobacco and It was explored In 1000, and consists of set him talking about his favorite sub a series of chambers, connected by cite crystals. It Is situated In a 'can yon, on a limestone piateau, 6,000 j feet above sea level. It Is believed to have beeu the channel for the' waters jbf a now extinct geysey. Objects that the early navlgitors and explorers never dreamed of now draw learned men to some of the re mote oceanic islands. The Canterbury Philosophic Institute of New Zealand, with the aid of the government, is about to send an expedition of investi gators In terrestrial magnetism, -(geology, botany and zoology to the Auck land and Campbell islands, which lie respectively 200 and 300 miles tw the south coast of New Zealand. The Auckland Islands have no inhabitants. Among the objects of the expedition ls the collection of evidence concerning the ancient antarctic continent sup posed to have Joined New Zealand to South America on the one hand and to Australia. Mauritius, Madagascar and Africa on the other. HU Chance. At a recent wpri.ii em town the officiating clergyman! ' after the ceremony and the usual corf ' gratulations, turned to the assembled 1 friends, and said : "Friends, you all know these young people; you. havJl seen -them grow up from children, and now that they have entered the holy t state of matrimony, perhaps some ol," their )!d neighbors may have Bm,i cial word to say to them" i 1. There was a silence: no on -i- r.A . . . '"'I uiument; men the father oil. iu i.nUe stepped out from his position near tils daughter and said: ' I don t know as I can add .n'rtM.. to what has already been said ' and he ' looked solemnly about the llm ering, evidently uncomfortable and em-' oarrassea; Dut fortunately his eyes fell upon a neighbor, a political nmw nent, who would never listen tn hi.' views upon certain matters relating to loinuwu, shu me speaker's face bright ened, and he exclaimed with energy "but this seems an excellent opportuni ty and I should like to say a few on tne single tax r-Touta's CompanJ IUU. e uaie jei 10 see any man with! so much family pride that he longed! Ject, and he soon becomes a disgusting passages and galleries, the walls of I to be the first In a photo-ranh erouu vvjcib --.in uc tun ua.tru mm umuiuui caj- j or nve gccerauous.