Women Worry
Mors than men, says Dr. McOomb, sod
ons reason It that their nervous organiza
tion! ara mora delicate. True, and Hood's
Sarsaparilla la' Just tha nerve-builder, appetite-giver,
and blood-pnrlfler they need.
Indigestion 3 Year-"I iu troubled
with liidlgeation for three yean. 1 read of
Eood'a Savrsaparllla and tried it. After tk
tat a number of bottles I was completely
eared." Mas. J. XL Hallet. DeSoto, Mo.
Nervous, In Pain, No Appetito
"Had poor health for rears, pain In shoulder
back and hips, with constant headache, ner
vousness and no appetite. Took Hood's bar
saparllla. rained strength and eaa work hard
all day. cat heartily and sleep well" Mm. E.
QirrsLS, Moose Lake, Minn.
Rheumatlsm-"I had rheumatism la one
f my ankles, but Hood's Barsaparilla soon
rava ma permanent relief. I recommend
Hood's Sarsaparilla," Mm. AXM Hctchixson.
Lafayette, Col.
Hood's Sarsaparilla la told everywhere,
la the nsual liquid, or in tablet form called
Sarsatabs. 100 Doses One Dollar. Pre
pared only by 0. L Hood Co., Lowell, Mass
It Surprised Bar.
"When my husband was In Spain
last year," said Mrs. Swellm.an, "he
succeeded in buying In quits a lot of
tha king's wines."
"Wall, well," . exclaimed Mrs. Nu
ritch, "the Idee o' buyln' second-hand
urines!" Philadelphia Press.
PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS.
PAIO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any
ease of Itching. Blind. Jleedinj or Protruding
Files in i to 14 days or money refunded. 60c
Uncle Allea. . '
"Not mentioning any names," said Un
cle Allen Snarltn. "T'i noticed that the
only effect an exalted position snis to
have on some men is to make them light
headed. They can't stand tha rarefied at
mosphere." i St. Vita Danes ana eJl Ncrvoui Disease-
flU DWUIOl7 VHIDfl I ' J AST. A1IU. B V.M
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frdolronm Horror.
"Well, what do you want?" the proof
reader asked,
As he eyed the intruder with doubt.
"I'm just a loaBn'," answered the hyphen,
And the proofreader hustled him out.
Chicago Tribune.
How's This?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Seward for any
ease of Catarrh that oannot be cured by Hail's
Catarrh Cure.
- F, J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0
We, the undersigned, have known F. J.
Cheney for the latt is years, and believe him
perfectly honorable In all buisness transactions
Ind financially able to carry out any obliga
tion made by his Arm.
WALDINQ, RINNAN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo.O
Rail's Catarrah Cure Is ken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Testimonials sent free.
Price 76 cents per bottle. Bold by all Druggists.
Take Hall's Family Pills for Constipation.
Stung!
tired feeling once
Came over the busy bee.
Twas when a budding poet
Rhymed it with vis-a-vis.
Good Judges
Americans as judges are keenly dis
criminating. They measure everything
by the success it attains, which meth
od, considered in the light of the com
mon ' experience of mankind, is cer
tainly not a bad. one. The high stand
ard of intelligence and discernment in
this country, where education is the
rule and not the exception, renders it
difficult and surprising to find a general
national success not based on actuaLftbe
worth. Hence it was that with the
presentation of St. Jacobs Oil they cor
rectly judged it at once, and decided
that rare intrinsic worth only could be
the Bource of its success. The decision
with them was equivalent to an adop
tion; and it is a rare thing to find a
family without St. Jacobs Oil in the
house. -
Not"the Same.
: "I suppose you have been pinched
by penury?"
"No, mum; the cop's name was
O'Brien; he's Irish."
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MANY NEW "HELLO"
JOBS OPEN FOR WOMEN
Railways Are to Use Phone if
Place of Telegraph After
March I.
OPEEATOES TO BE LET OTJT.
Block Signals Also Will Be In
stalled ' and Llany Small
Stations Closed.
A new field of employment for wom
en is to be opened by the railways.
This does not mean that the roads will
employ women telegraphers, but on tha
contrary their employment will be for
the purpose of taking the place of tele
graphers already In the service. The
future woman railway operating em
ploye will be engaged at the smaller
stations takjng train orders over a tele
phone, where formerly such orders were
transmitted and received by telegraph.
This new field will be open to women
when the new nine-hour day law gov
erning the working time of railway
telegraphers goes Into effect on
March 1.
It was confidently expected that this
law would work a revolution In railway
operation, and It was with this end In
view that the Order of Railway Tele
graphers procured Its passage despite
the determined opposition of the rail
way managers and even against advice
direct from the White House. The lev
olution Is coming, all right, but It will
bo a revolution which will relegate the
telegraph to a back seat as an adjunct
to railway operation and will throw
thousands of operators out of employ
ment nd annually will decrease their
number until they will almost disap
pear from American railways.
It was expected that the reduction
In the working hours of railway tele
graphers to nine hours would compel
the railroads to employ at least 8,000
additional men at once. It was also
known that It would be Impossible to
secure this number of men when need
ed, and It was therefore hoped by the
men that an Increase In wages would
be a part of the revolution planned.
Changes to Result.
The railway managers at first took a
similar view of the situation, but It
6oon was discovered that it would bo
Impossible to supply the demand If all
existing telegraph offices were to be
maintained after March 1. As a re
sult of a careful study of the situation
the nine-hour day for telegraphers will
bring about the following changes:
1. The abandonment of all stations
as telegraph stations except division
headquarters and junctional points.
2. The substitution of teelphones fox
receipt and the transmission of or
ders and messages. -
8. The employment of women as
agents in many stations thus trans
formed into telephone stations.
4. The transaction of a tremendous
amount of office business by letter
which formerly was transacted by tele
graph. 5. The rapid extension of the auto
matic electric block signal system,
which will make telegraph stations un
necessary. In determining to Inaugurate these
changes the railway managers found
that they had In reality been preparing
for them for years. It was discovered
also that by adopting the most expen
sive system of block signaling train
orders and telegraph stations could for
the greater part be done away with.
The railroads, therefore, decided tha;
they would rather spend millions In
providing and maintaining automatic
block signals which never go to sleep
and which never fall unless they spell
"danger," than to spend the same
money' In maintaining telegraph sta
tions and telegraph operators. The
closing of stations as telegraph stations
Is made possible by the fact that with
an automatic electric signal all that Is
neoessary Is to start trains as fast as
the terminal block is empty and keep
them going until a semaphore says
"stop."
Snrsreon's Knlfe Cores Headache.
After suffering excruciating paina in hU
head for twenty-five years, Louis Wolf
son of Cincinnati has secured relief by
having the surgeons cut out two nerves.
The pain was above the eyes and at the
temples and recurred four or five times
a week. He bad consulted the leading
specialists, tried medicines, various forms
of massage and electrical treatment in
vain. The two offending nerves, one on
each side, were between one and two
Inches long and about as thick as a pin.
They are termed sensory nerves that Is,
nerves which give the sense of feeling and
not control of the movements of mus
cles. The headaches have not returned
since the operation. Local surgeons say
this is the first case of the kind on record.
Bonds Find Ready Market.
Of the $30,000,000 of equipment trust
bonds of New York Central lines recently
offered for public subscription $24,000,
000 was taken the first day. Tbey were
offered at prices to yield from 4 to 5
per cent. It is understood that several
millions of these certificates were placed
abroad. , '
Imprisonment for the manipulators of
trust funds is the recommendation of E.
E. Rittenhoase, commissioner of Insur
ance for Colorado, in a report cf the In
vestigation of the Provident Savings Life
Assurance Society tt New York-
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Medicine
Aycr's Cherry Pectoral Is not
a simple cough syrup. It is a
strong medicine, a doctor's
medicine. It cures hard cases,
severe end desperate cases,
chronic cases of asthma, pleu
risy, bronchitis, consumption.
Ask your doctor about this.
" I have used a great deal of Ayert Cherry
Pectoral (or conphs and hard colds on the
eueat. It lias always done me great wood. It
Is certainly a moot wonderful eoupa medi
cine." Michael J. Fitsosbald, atsdtord,
N.J.
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"Where are all those honeymoon par
ties?" exclaimed the reporter as he
hurried into the station. "Are they
gone?"
"Yes," laughed the station master as
he pointed to the turtle doves in the
waiting room, "far gone."
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That Is LAXATIVE BROMO QTJININR. Look
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World over to Cure a Cold in One Day. USo.
Mia Interference.
Cittlmau Look here, sir, didn't you
warrant the horse you sold me yester
day to be without fault?
David Harura Yes. Ain't he7
Cittiman No, sir, he !s not. He In
terferes. David Ilarum Waal, I don't
see as you hev any reason fur com
plaining' about that. He don't inter
fere with anybody but himself, doei
he? Lippincott's.
Mo ners will find Mrs. WInsiow"s Soothina
Byru p the b. st remedy to use iu: their ohildrej
during the teething period.
Couldu i uUwi ai.ai.
Said She You men seem to be fond
of hugging delusions.
Said He Well, we are not to blame.
You women are such delusive eraa
turas. rainless Cancee.
There is a prevailing opinion that
cancer Is always painful from the. be
ginning, whereas It Is really painless In
the majority of cases. It is desirable
to ascertain how far the public ought
to be Instructed in the early signs of
cancer, with a view to the adoption of
earlier diagnosis and consequently ear
lier operation. London Hospital.
A Way Out.
It was at a theater In Manohester.
The king, aged and infirm, was blessed
with two sons. He was pacing up and
down the "stage with a wearied, trou
bled look, exclaiming aloud:
"On which of these, my sons, shall I
bestow my crown?"
Immediately came a voice from the
gallery:
"Why not arf a crown ajlece, gut
nvar?" London Mall
Pome.
Said a poetry teacher nsm?d Pell,
To his pupil who wrote a rondel,
"You would not know from Peter
A muse, should you meter!"
Thus gave he the young villanella.
Yale Record.
What is said to be the largest tele
graph circuit in the world is that be
tween London and Teheran, the capital
of Persia. It is 4,000 miles long and is
divided into twelve sections.
Chinese coffins are made of timber
eight inches to ten inches thick. It la
calculated, therefore, that ovir R.000,000
feet of timber is utilized yearly for coffins
ia China.
Lire and Let Live.
"Do you preach without notes," que
ried a member of the church commit
tee that was seeking a pastor to fill a
vacancy.
"Well," rejoined the good man with
a merry twinkle in his eye, "I some
times have occasion to use bank notes."
The
General Demand
of the Well-Informed of the World has
always been for a simple, pleasant
and efficient liquid laxative remedy of
known value; a laxative which physi
cians could sanction for family use
because its component parts are
known to them to be wholesome and
truly beneficial la effect, acceptable
to the system and gentle, yet prompt,
in action.
In supplying that demand with Its
excellent combination of Syrup of
Figs and Elixir of Senna, the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co. proceeds along
ethical lines and relies on the merits
of the laxative for its remarkable
success.
That Is one of many reasons why
Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna Is
given the preference by the Well
informed. To get its beneficial effects
always buy the genuine manufac
tured by the California Fig Syrup Co,
only, and for sale by all leading
druggists. Price fifty cents per bottle-
P. N. U.
NO. 9-OS
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A
"SPIRIT OF THE GOLDEN WEST
All Oregon Represented by Floats In
dicative of Its Resources.
Portland's great annual Inatitnlon,
the Rose Festival, which was inaugu- j
rated last June under such auspicious
oiroumgtraces, will, this coming June,
be consummated on a scale to broad
and grand that it will have a general
appeal to the whole itate of Orgf on,
and sb individual appeal to every com
munity in the commonwealth. The
grend jubilee, which will be one round
of pleasure for the whole week begin
ning Monday, June 1, and ending in a
blase of glory the following Satuiday
night, la not for Portland or Portland
people alone. j
One of its most spectacular and bril
liant features is to be the magnificent
street pageant. This is a competitive
event open to all cities and towns of
Oregon outside of the Rose City. There
will be grand prizes, the capital prise
being a princely sum in' cash with a!
number of costly souvenir cups and
other trophies of great value and
beauty. j
Up to the present time about 20
eitiea and towns of Oregon have been
heard from, each showing great inter
est in the special state parade, and
several of these towns, through their
business organizations and "boosting"
olubs, have sent representatives to this
city to confer with the Festival manage
ment with reference to character of the
floats which will make the most effect
ive showing for their communities.
Tbe Festival association has secured
the services of a master float builder
from the East, who is now here with
corps of assistants ready to advise with
all who desire to enter the lists.
The railroads of Oregon, and the
whole West, in fact, ate planning to
give special reduced rates on all lines,
good for the whole week of the Festi
val. Special low rates from Portland
to all points in Oreogn.
Every town in Oregon is invited to
enter some characteristic float in the
"All Oregon" patade, and the Festival
association invites corespondence and
personal conference with cities and
towns, large and small, in this all im
portant matter.
Publications for Farmer.
The following publications oi interest
to farmers and others have been issued
by the Agricultural department of the
Federal government and will be fur
nished free, so long as they are avail
able, except where otherwise noted,
upon application to the Superintendent
of Documents, Government Printing
Office, Washington, D. C:
Bulletin No. 119. Report of Irriga
tion Investigations for 1901, under di
rection of El wood Mead, chief of irriga
tion investigations. Pp. 401, pis. 64,
figs. 12. Price 50 cents. This is the
third of the annual reports of the irri
gation Investigations of this office. It
deals chiefly with the duty of water,
but contains also reports from four sta
tions in tbe humid states, where irriga
tion ia not a teoeesity, but a means oi
increasing the returns from farm lands:
a report on the underground water sup
ply of the Ban Bernardino valley. Cali
fornia, and tbe seoond progress report
on silt measurements.
Bulletin No. 86. The Use of Water
in Irrigation. Report of investigations
made in 1899, unuer the suverpision oi
Elwood Mead, expert in charge, and C
T. Johnston, assisatnt. Pp. 263, pis.
60, figs. IS. Price 30 cents. This bul
letin explains the methods in use in
the arid states in the distribution and
use of water in Irrigation. It gives a
large number of measurements made to
determine the duty of water and the
losses by seepage and evaporation from
canals, and discusses the methods by
which the water supply may be more
effectively and economically utilized in
the production of crops.
Bulletin No. 104. Report of Irriga
tion Investigations for 1900, nnder su
pervision of Elwood Mead, expert in
charge of irrigation investigations. Pp.
334, pis. 25, figs. 29. Price 50 cents.
This report covers the second year of
investigations relating especially to the
duty of water. The reports of the field
agents contain also a large amount of
information on laws and customs, agri
cultural methods, crop returns and
other subjects related to irrigation. A
progress report on tbe quantities of lilt
carried by a number of southern riven
is also contained in this volume.
Idaho Corn Show.
On the 2d, 3d and 4th of Decembei,
1908, theie will be held at Moscow a
state corn show under the management
of the Idaho Agronomy association. Not
only will there be a show, but also
rousing program, which in itself would
pay the faraer to come to Moscow.
The subject of coin will be taken up
and discussed from a practical and sci
entific point of view; the soil will be
considered in Its different phases; irri
gation and dry farming will be talked
1 about and the various live stock, dairy
i and horticultural subjects will be con
sidered.
There will be some good premiums
offered to the winners of tbe show.
Now is the time to begin preparing by
planting some good corn and getting in
line.
Tell your neighbors about it.
Do not forget the date. Mark thon
days on your calendar and plan to come.
For further information address, R.
E. Hyslop, Superintendent Idaho Ag
onomy Association, Moscow, Idaho.
rreffrTM,
Make a syrup of five pounds sugar
and two cups water; boll until clear.
Wash, stem and seed one gallon cher
ries, drop in tbe syrup and boll thirty
minutes ; skim well Fill, air-tight Jan,
seal and put In a cool place.
T Clasva S.taal Kaite.
Cut an Irish potato in half, dip one
if the pieces In the brlckdust which
Is generally used for cleaning knives.
Rub tbe blade of the knife and the
tain will Immediately disappear.
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"This government is becoming more
and more centralized every year," said
the student of politics.
"Yes," answered Colonel Stlllwell of
Kentucky, "It's getting so that the
States doa't do much more than fur
nish titles for battle ships and popu
lar songs." Washington Star.
Sometimes Happens. That Way.
Throfgins Did you ever try making a
comrade of your boy?
Phogy Yea; but It didn't work. I
found he waa too old for me. Chicago
Tribune.
Imaltlns.
"I'm not going to that female barber
shop again. There's a rude girl there,
don't you know.."
"What did she say?"
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and awaked me if I would have It
sponged off or rubbed In."
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Thw professor was complimenting the
violin virtuoso on the excellence ol his
playing.
"By the way," he aald, "do you play
the 'Doctor of Divinity'?"
"That ia a piece I have never heard
of," answered the violinist.
."Never hearU nf it t" exclaimed the
professor. "Fiddle D. D. I" Chicago
Tribune.
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WHAT CAU&S HFADACHE
From October to May, colds ore the most frequent
esuxe of headache. LAXATIVE BROMO QUI
NINE removes cause. E. W. Grove on box. 260.
Calurlo Hypnotism.
Inquisitive I'assengor How are thee
cars heated?
Shivering Passenger By suggestion, 1
think.
Ills Lock.
"Luckiest man I ever knew I Every
thing succeeded with him. He had
only to say what he wanted, and hi
got It. Why, confound It, 1 was walk
ing with him one day the very last
day of his life and he said to me,
'When I die, I want to die suddenly.'
Got run over that very night. Evf
see such luck '."London Mall.
itnelnK iJoiic.
"Charles, dear," Bald young Mrs. Ton 1
kins, "why do you call racing calcula
tions 'dope?' I thought that was
slung name for a drus."
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"They tsJt VciVit because all It gen
erally gets you Is a pleasant dream and
a rude awakening." Washington Star.
Ills System,
"How do you dispose of your garb
age here?" asked the stranger, who
was gathering data for purposes of
publication.
"We always throw ours In the garb
age can," said the man with the chin
heard, "but I don't know, of course,
about the neighbors."
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