BUYING A SAW,
Find Out tha Kind You Want Befor
You Go to Purchase.
Wbeti the mnu iu the golf rap start
ed downstairs his wife ran to the door
end called him back.
"Harry," she said, "I waut you to go J
into a bard ware store today nnd get a
saw. Don't forget it, please. We need
one badly.
Being an accommodating person, the
man lu the golf cap said he would not
forget it. He chose the luncheon hour
as the most opportune time for making
bis simple purchase. He was in a good
humor, and he smiled blandly when be
went bustling Into the store and said:
"I want a saw, please.
"What kind of a saw?" asked the
clerk.
"Why," said the prospective pur
chaser, "I don't know; Just a saw.
Any kind will do. I presume."
The clerk sighed." "If you only knew
what you want to use it for, perhaps
I could advise you," be suggested.
"What I want to use it for?" echoed
the man in the golf cap. "Why, I
want to saw, or course that is. my
folks do."
"Saw what?" asked the clerk.
"I don't know," admitted the non
plused shopper.
The clerk led the way to the rear of
the store. "I will show you a few of
the different varieties of saws we have
on hand," ho said. "Observation and
explanation of their uses nnd prices
may assist you In making a decision.
Here Is a metal saw. It is made of
highly tempered steel and will saw
iron, copper, load and all manner of
metals. Is that the kind you want?'
The man lu the golf cap was sorely
perplexed. "No," bo said. "I don't
think bo. Wo have no metals at our
house to work on that I know of."
Terhaps you would like a meat
saw?" suggested tho clerk. "But you
, are not a butcher."
"Heaven be praised, no!" said the
man who wanted a saw.
"Here is a regular kitchen saw for
general utility purposes. It will cost
you only 50 cents. IIow does that
strike you? No? Then here Is the
cabinetmaker's saw. Then I have
hero tho plumbers' saws, tho fine dell
cate saws used by nil manner of artifi
cers and the ordinary wood saws,
whicb will cost you anywhere from 50
cents to $4. In that back room we
have still other varieties of saws the
two man ten foot saws, buzz saws and
circular saws. If you want to pay a
big price you had better take one of
the circular saws. I'll give you a good
one for $500. Would you like to seo
them?"
The man In tho golf cap looked about
him wonderlngly.
"No, thank you," bo said. "I guess
I won't take any till I find out Just
what kind I want."
- "Ircgret. being unablo to make a
Bale," said tho cleric nffably,nf'7nt I
really think that the best plnn.V-CIn
clnnatl Enquirer. "
Richter'i Conducting.
Countless are tho stories told of tho
genlalty of Dr. nans Rlchter. Once
while rehearsing a Mozart symphony
in which the first violins had a number
of delicate trills and turns to perform
these were played too heavily for Rlch
ter, who said: "Plense, gentlemen,
pianissimo! Queen Mab, not suffra
gettes." Again when on one occasion
Rlchter was not thoroughly satisfied
with the orchestral rendering of a
scene from "Tristan und Isoldo" he
stopped the rehearsal and asked for
more dignity la tho playing, adding
mat Isoiuo was the daughter of a king,
not of a cook. On nnothcr occasion
while rehearsing Tsclmlkowsky's "Ro
meo and Juliet" music the violoncellos
have n very passionate melody to play.
mentor was by no means satisfied
that tho needful warmth of expression
una been obtained. "Gentlemen, gen
tlemen," said ho, "you nil play like
inarrieu men, not llko lovers." London
Tit-Bits.
Girls' Names.
In the eighteenth century girls wero
christened Sophia and Caroline, in tho
early nineteenth Emma nnd Jane, a
uttie later Laura nnd Clara. Then
came a crop of Dorothys and Marjo
ries, who nro now all calling their own
babies (In a reaction against the
"quaint") Elizabeth. The names of j
men suffer no such emphatic fashions.
and yet it is a pleasure to note tbat
there are certainly no more young
men canon Air and Gus, as were tho
youug men who walked with the crin-
olino in the days of Leech. Good is the
sound of Joha through all changes.
London Chroulclo.
A Trick With Numbers.
Chooso any four consecutive num
bers, as 50, CI, 02 and 53. Multiply
them together, nnd the product may be
divided by 24. This will bo found to
bold true for any four consecutive
numbers wo may chooso unless ono
of the uumbers is 24 or a multiple of
24. such as 48, 72. 00, etc. In the same
way any five consecutive numbers mul
tiplled together may bo divided-by
120 unless one of tho numbers la 120
or a multlplo of 120.-St Loula Repub
lic.
Tha First Golf Links.
Tho orthodox number of eighteen
holes, It seems, was fixed by puro
chance. There were originally twenty
two boles on St. Andrews links, and so
It continued till 17C4, when the first
four holes were converted Into two.
Thenceforward every full course has
been laid out to cprrespond with alma
mater. London Saturday Review.
Our strength grows out of our weak
ness. Not until we are pricked and
Ftung and surely shot at awakens the
lndiguatlon which arms itself with se
cret forces.- -Emerson.
ALL HALLOW EVEr
A Tradition Handed Down Prom th
Ancient Druids.
The observance uf Halloween, or
All Hallow eve. in a tradition handed
down from the ancient Druids, who
celebrated their harvest fortlvnl.on the
last day of October, 'ibe next day
was All Hallows' or All Saints' day,
and so they called the festival Atl
Halloween.
The gay games of modern times are
not much like the solemn rites of the
Druids, but a connection may be traced
between the supernatural beliefs of
the ancients and the burlesque at
tempts to pry Into the mysteries of the
future which our own Halloween fun
represents.
Long after the time of the Druids
simple minded country people contin
ued to believe in charms nnd witch
craft and especially claimed that on
the night of Oct 31 witches and gob
lins held revel and fairies danced
about in the woods. . From these spir
its or their manifestations It was be
lieved that the future could be fore
told and human destinies discovered.
As our celebrntlou of the occasion is
merely a whimsical adaptation of all
this, there is one thing clear at the
outset to a successful Halloween par
ty the young guests must bring a large
stock of imagination, a zest for merri
ment and an unfailing fund of good
humor, for many Halloween tricks
result in turning the laugb on one or
another, and this must be accepted in
a gay, good natured spirit Old fash
ioned Halloween parties were held in
the kitchen, and where this is prac
ticable it is a good place for many of
the games. But all of the rooms used
should be decorated with trophies of
the harvest Pumpkins, apples, grain
stalks and autumn leaves offer ma
terials for beautiful and effective trim
ming, nnd if desired draperies of red
and yellow cheesecloth and ornamenta
tions of red nnd yellow crape paper
may be added. Jack-o'-lanterns are of
course a necessity. Carolyn Wells in
St Nicholas.
THE SCULPTOR TURNED.
Hit Answer to tha Art Critics In Rural
Franoe.
At Chalon-on-the-Saone stands the
monument executed by Morcenu-Vau-tbler
and Berard to commemorate the
national defense a superb cuirassier
who carries across his saddle the body
of a color bearer who yet clasps in his
arms his" broken standard.
On the eve of the unveiling the mu
nicipal council, presided over by the
mayor, repaired to the foot of the stat
ue to examine and see If it should be
accepted.
"Are you not going to clean off this
green mold?" asked the mayor of the
sculptor.
"But, monsieur," replied tho sculptor,
"tbat is prdigrls."
"Vcrdlgfis! Verdigris!" said the
mayor. "I understand that very well.
Parbleu!J know that this Is verdigris.
but it Is 'dirty. If I had a kitchen
outfit of that color I would have It
scoured. Tbat must be cleaned up.
Tou'll have to make that shine."
"But, monsieur"
At that moment, a member of the
council having struck the body of the
bronze horso with his cane, they all
cried out, "This sounds hollowl"
"Your bronze Is hollow, monsieur,"
snid the mayor.
The unhappy sculptor then took great
pains to explain that all bronze stat
ues were hollow. The mayor main
tained nn air of defiant Incredulity and
as he passed around the monument
said, "It appears to me you have hard
ly detailed the hair in the tall." ,
This was too much for the sculptor.
"I wished," be snid, "to screw natural
hair Into bis tall like the hair used In
children's hobbyhorses. It would have
taken six mouths to have done so,
nnd I reflected that It would have
cost you too much."
And tho municipal council of Chalon
agreed with the Justness of this ob
servation. Paris Crl ,
A Helping Hand. ..
When the foielgn missionary had
concluded bis talk bo made tha usual
appeal for contributions, however
small. Coming up to the platform with
several others, a small boy mounted
to the level of tho lecturer and, hasten
ing toward him, said:
"Please, sir, I was very much inter
ested In your lecture, and and"-
"Go on, my little man, said the mis
sionary encouragingly. "You want to
help in the good work?"
"Not exactly, sir," said tho boy.
"What I want to know is, have vou
any foreign stamps you don't want?"
Success Magazine.
An Easy Mark.
Theodore It's all right darling: 1
have met your father and. we took to
one another at once.' He oven went
SO far as to borrow 1 10 of tiia. Sure.
ly he can't refuse me your hand after
tbat Edith-Dory. I'm afraid you've
made a mess of it " Pa told me about
the 10 and snid I'd better give you
up; that you wcro too easy going.'
London Scraps. :
Her Opportunity.
"I've come to give notice, ma'am."
"Indeed?"
"And would rouse dve ma a rood
reference, ma'am? I'm miner in Mrs.
Jones, across the way."
"The best in the world. Mnosrle. I
hate that woman." Life,
Courage, llko cowardice, Is nnlloubt-
edly contagious, but soma persons are
not liable to catch It George D. JPren
tlce. About tha only thlnir a mas can do
without tryinir is to fafL-Obkvicra It an
ord-Herald.
A
RAISED HIS WAGES.
THa Way an Employer Got 8juar
.With a Faithless Assistant
A story Is told in Milwaukee con
cerning an elderly German who con
ducted a good sized manufacturing
plant on the south Bide. He had an
engineer at his factory who had been
with him for fifteen years and the old
gentleman had Implicit confidence in
him. It was with a profound shock
that be discovered finally tbat the
trusted engineer was "grafting" most
shamefully.
The proprietor thought it all over for
a long while and then sent for the en
gineer. When that functionary arriv
ed the following dialogue took place:
"Ah, John! Good morning, John. How
long haf you been vorklng by this
place?"
"Fifteen years."
"Ach, so. And vot are your wages?"
"Twenty-five dollars a week."
"M-m-m. VelL after today it vlll be
f 3 a veek more."
The engineer thanked bis employer
profusely and withdrew. A week later
the old gentleman sent for him again,
and the same conversation ensued,
ending with another $5 a week raise.
The third Saturday he sent for the
engineer again, and after the same
questions and answers he raised his
salary another $5 a week.
On the fourth Saturday the engineer
was again summoned before the boss.
"How long have you been vorklng
here, John?" asked the proprietor.
"Fifteen years," replied the engineer,
who by this time had grown to expect
the weekly question and salary raise
as a regular thing.
"And how much vages are you get
ting?" "Forty dollars a week."
"Ach, so? Veil, yon are fired."
"Fired!" exclaimed the engineer, al
most fainting. "Why, you have been
raising my salary $5 at a clip for the
last three weeks."
"Sure I have," roared the Teutonic
boss, all his Indignation flaring out at
once. "And the reason that I did it
vas tbat it shall make it harder for
you for vhen I fire you, you loafer'"
Milwaukee Wisconsin.
SILVER KING OF THE SEA.
The Feats That a Tarpon Will Per
form When Hooked.
If you have never seen a tarpon Im
agine the Mediterranean sardine that
you take from the box for lunch
lengthened out to six or seven feet
Give It two enormous staring black
eyes, a supercilious Hp of the most
grotesque shape coming down and
twisting up again, a mouth that can
be thrown bo wide open tbat thirty
feet distant when the fish is in, the air
you can see blue sky down Its throat
and out through the arched gills. Give
the fish a greenish back and a long
spine at thetdorsal, a powerful sardine
like tail ana equip Its belly and sides
with scaleswhich look more like new
ly minted trade dollars than anything
else, dollars often twice their natural
size, Into 'which the purest molten sil
ver has been dropped, scales that flash
thousands ot rays in every direction,
scales that gleam, corruscaie and in
the full glare of the sun form so many
sunbursts to Qazzle the eye and con
fuse the excited angler. :
I have takenithe "sabalo" under va
rious circumstances and have seen it
leap along the) outer Florida reef and
down by theRlo Grande, where it
forms in gigantic schools and moves
south in whiter, and everywhere It Is
the same sensational equilibrist, the
same air climber and sky scraper when
hooked or snared. What the sensations
of the tarpon are when hooked It
would be difficult to say, but I fancy
It Is frightened and leaps in the direc
tion away from the pain center, and
no two leaps areallke.
It may go dluectly up into the air,
carrying a big wajve with it, and lash
the air, or it may 'go out of the water
head first, rising lke a ray of light ten
or fifteen or more feet, then fall
gracefully. Every possible position I
have Been the- frightened tarpon take,
from standing; on its tall as upright as
a soldier to exactly the opposite direc
tion, and an old angler informed me
that he bad seen a tarpon make a
lateral leap of thirty feet Charles F.
Hs'dn la Uecreatlon.
Bees Laxative Cougb Syrup for
coughs, colds, croup and whooping
conga grows in favor daily. Mothers
should keep it on hand for children.
It is piompt relief to croup. It is
gently laxative, driving the poison and
phlegm fiom the system. It gives im
mediate relief. Guaranteed. Sold by
Pioneer Drug Store.
Eodol is the beat remedy known to
day lor dyspepsia, indigestion and all
troubles arising from a disordered
Btomacb. It is pleasant, prompt and
thorough. Sold by Palaoe Drug com
pany. An old Pennsylvania Dutch Dunkard
recommends "Hiokory Bark Cough
Remedy." Guaranteed to enre your
cougb, and guaranteed to be pure.
Made from the batk of the shell bark
or white hickory tree. For sale ty
Palace Drag Store and all dealers
everywhere.
It will be unnecessary to go through
a paiofal, expensive operation for
Piles if yon use ManZan. Put up iu
a collapsible tube with nozzle, ready
to apply. For any form of Piles, price
60o. Soldjtr Pioneer Drug Store.
Pinesalve : Carbolized acts Jibe a
poultioe, draws out , iuflamatiou and
poisou. Antiseptic , healing. For
chapped hands, lips, outs, burns.
Sold by Pioneer Drug Store.
BANNER SALVE
tha most healina ! In tha world.
A Higher Health Level
"I have reached a higher health
kvel since I began using Dr. King's
New Life Pills," wiites Jacob Spring
er, of West Franklin, Maine. "They
keep my stomaoh, liver and bowels
wotkingjnst right" If these pills
disappoint you on trial, money will be
refunded at Palaoe Drag company's
store. 25o.
The old remedies are the best Hick
ory Bark Cough Remedy baa been in
use for over one hundred years by the
old Dutob Dunkards of Pennsylvania,
and is still in use by all the old families
of Western Pennsylvania. Is abso
lutely pure; made from the bark of the
white or shell bark hickory tteo. The
bark is shipped from the east, and
manufactured in Walla Walla, Wash.
For sale bv Palace Drug Store.
A Cure for Misery.
' "I have found a enre for the misery
malaria poison produces." says K.. M.
James, of Louellen, S. C. ''It's call
ed Eleotrio Bitters, and comes in 50
cent bottles. It breaks up a case of
chills or a bilious attack in almost no
time; and it puts yellow janndice
clean out of commission." This great
tonio medicine and blood purifier gives
quick relief in all stomach, liver and
kidnev complaints and the misery of
lame back. Sold under guarantee by
Palace Drug company.
Ring's Little Liver Pills wake up
lazy livers, olean the system and clear
the skin. Try tbem for biliousness
and sick headache. Price 25o. Sold
by Pioneer Drug Store.
Carrie Nation
certainly smashed a holo in the bar
rooms of Kansas, but Ballard's Hore
hound Syrnp has smashed all records
SB a cure for coughs, Bronobitis, In flu
enza and all Pulmonary diseases. T.
O. H, Horton, Kansas, writes: "I
have never found a medioine tbat
would cure a cough so quiokly as Bal
lard's Horehound Syrup. I have used
it for years." Sold by Palace Drug j
oompany. -.
To stop that pain in the back, tbat
stiffness of the joints and muscles,
take Pineules. They are guaranteed.
Don't suffer from rheumatism, back
ache, kidney trouble, when you get 80
days' treatment for $1.00. A single
dose at bed time proves their merit.
Get tbem today. Sold by Pioneer
Drug Store.
The Il.ic-.te of Honesty
1 on every wrapper of Doctor Pierce's
(-..Itlen "ctlical Discovery because a full
lists of t.lie ii;;;rx2icnt.s composing it Is
primed tlierci in plain English. Forty
yftiirs of experience has proven its superior
worth, as a blood' purifier &ik1 invigorat
ing tonic for tho euro of storutcli disorders
anil all liver ills. It builds up tho run
down system as no other tonic can in
v4lseolHI Is used. '; Tho activo medic
"V 'vi principles of native roots such as
SdiMaii Sfiji.l iitvl Onion's mnt. Storm anil
- - - V i ' -
Mandrako root, Uloixlroot and Black
Chcrrybark aro extracted and preserved
by tho use of chemical!)' puro, trlplc
rolined glycerine Send to Dr. E. V. Piereo
at Buffalo, N. Y., for free booklet which
quotes extracts from well-recognized med
ical authorities such as Drs. Barthnlow,
King, Sciiddep, Coe, Ellingwood and a
showing that these roots
nded upon for their curative
e.k states of the stomach,
y indigestion or dyspepsia
bilious or liver complaints
asting diseases" where thero
and gradual running down
and system.
. The "Golden Medical Discovery ' makes
rjch, mire hlgort and so Invigorates and
repulates IhesUVnach. liter and bowel-j,
and, throned t'u-m. ;.!m whole system.
Thus all skin affections, blotches, pimples
and eruptions as-, well as scrofulous swel
lings and old open running sores or ulcers
aro cured and healed. In treating old
running sores, or ulcers, It is well to in
sure their healing to apply to them Dr.
Piofto's All-Healing Salve. If your drug
gist don't happen to have this Salve in
stock, send fifty-four cents in postage
stamps to Dr. It. V. Piereo, Invalids' Hotel
and Surgical Institute. Buffalo, N. Y., and
a large box of tho "All-Healing Salve"
will reach you by return post.
You can t afford to accept a secret nos
trum as a substitute for this non-alcoholic,
medicine or known composition, not
even though the urgent dealer may
thereby make a little bigger profit.
Dr. Pierce's Pleasnnt Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels.
Sugar-coated, tiny grannies, easy to take
as candy.
I
host of othcri
can bo d&pC
action it all
accompanied
as well jfs irjful
and In trllw
is lossyfiesh
of turstrenRth
mini
FOR j
DISEASES
AMD
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"Two years ago a severe cold settled oa my longs and so completely prostrated me that I was
unable to work and scarcely able to stand. I then was advised to try Dr. King'8 New Discovery, and
after using one bottle I went back to work, as well as I ever was."
- W. J. ATKETS, Banner Springs, Term.
PRICE 50c
SUMMONS. ,
In the Circuit court of the State of
Oregon for Umatilla County.
U A. Sbellenbergcr. Plaintiff) Bummong -
vii y by
James C. Dlngmau, Defend't 1 Publication
To James C. Dingbam, The Above
Named Defendant: In tho name of
the State of Oregon, you are hereby
required and commanded to appear and
answer the complaint filed against you
in the above entitled cause and court on
or before Friday the 21st day of Feb
ruary, A. D. 1908, which enid date is
the last day of the time prescribed in
the order for pnblioatioo of summons
herein.
And you will take notice tbat if yon
fail to appear and answer the said
complaint or otherwise plead thereto
within said time, the plaintiff, for
want thereof, will apply to the court
for the relief prayed for aud demanded
therein; viz., for judgment against
you in the sum of $228. E0 balance due
as prinoipal and interast upon the
promissory note sued on, and for a de
cree foreclosing tbat certaiu mortgage
exeouted by you to one John L. Bart
ley to secure payment of said note and
thereafter transferred, assigned and
endorsed together with said note to
plaintiff herein aud which said mort
gage is duly recorded in volume num
ber 83 at page 372 of the reoord of
mortgages for Umatilla county, Ore
gon, and for a foreclosure sale of the
real property therein described as Lot
numtered 5, and the South half of lot
4 in block 8, and lot 5 and the south
half of lot 4 in block 10. all in Mc
Arthur's Addition to the City of Wes
ton, Umatilla County, Oregon, to sat
isfy said judgment and mortgage lien,
and for fifty dollars attorney fees, for
costs and disbursements, and for other
equitable relief.
- This summons is published pursuant
to an order of the Hon. H. J. Bean,
Circuit Jndge of tbe Sixth Judicial
District of Oregon, doly made and en
tered on tbe 6th day of January, A.
D. 1908, and will appear once a week
for six successive weeks, tbe first pub
lication being made on Friday the 10th
day of January, 1908 and the last one
on Friday the 21st day of February,
1908..
Peterson, Peterson & Wilson,
Attorneys for Plaintiff.
C. A. Barrett &
We have no Shoddy Goods to
on customers.
C. A. Barrett &
MAKE YOUR OWN STOCK FOODS BY USING
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Crush and mix in feed or salt. Proper dose In tablets
Makes Your Stock Look Like the Top Price
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and try once SKIDOO Condition Tablets, or SKIDOO Worm, Kidney, Chicken Cholera,
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All the Gold
IN GEORGIA
Could not Buy-
Rodinj, Ga. August 17, 106.
Massns. E. C. DbWitt A Co-
Chicago, Ills. '
Gentlemen:
In 189? I had a disease of th ttonttch
and bowels. Som physicians told bnUwm
Dyspspsia, soma Consumption of tha Lungs, .
otnar said consumption of tha Bowels. Ona
physician said i would not lira until Spring,
and lor four long ysars I axistad on a Uttla
bollad milk, soda biscuits, doctors' prescrip
tions and Dyspapsia remedies thai flooded
tho market 1 ould not direst anything
I ate, and in tha Spring 1902 I picked up '
ona of your Almanacs as a poor emaciated
Dyspspsia wreck will grasp at anything, and
that Almanac happsned to be my life saver,
I bought a fifty cant bottle of KODOL DYS
PEPSIA CURB and the benefit I received
from that bottle ALL THE GOLD IN
GKOROIA COULD NOT BUY. I kept on
taking tt and in two months I went back to
my work, as a machinist, and In three months
I was well and hearty. I still use a little oc
casionally as I find tt a fine blood purifier
and a good tonic
May you live long and prosper.
. Yours very truly,
, C. N. CORNELL.
CONFORMS TO NATIONAL
PURE FOOD AND DRUG LAW
This is only a sample of
the great good that ' is
daily done everywhere by
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lor Dyspepsia,
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Prices are right.
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