The Athena press., November 22, 1907, Image 8

Scrofula
Few are entirely free from it.
It may develop ao slowly aa to cane)
little if any disturbance during the whole
period of childhood.
It may then produce dyspepsia, c
tarrh, and marked tendency to con
sumption, before causing' eruptions,
ores or awelliners.
To get entirely rid of it take the great
Biooa-punner,
Hood's Sarsaparilla
In usual liquid form or In chocolated tablet!
known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses si.
Tht capital represented by Great Brit
ain's cotton trtda in $2,000,000,000, and
the profits $350,000,000 per year.
THE MILK PAIL is kept free from
italeness, sliminess and stickiness if it
is washed with Borax and water in the
following proportions I tablespoonful
to a quart of water.
Noiala Wasted.
"We nse the low pressure system In
tbis plant," explained the engineer. "That
Is, we use the steam over and over again."
"I see," said the visitor. "It's some
thing like the system of ventilation In the
sleeping cars."
Mothers will And Mrs. WlnsloVs Soothing
Syrup the b.st remedy to uae tor their ohildrea
luring the teething period.
In th Customary War.
The city editor was looking over the
notes handed in by the new reporter.
"Gliggina made a set speech, did he?"
be asked.
"No, sir," said the new reporter. "Be
er stood up."
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When yon get ready to ro East remem
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CLUB
Now Forming
You With Ninety-Nine Others
Join in Taking One Hundred
Model "M" $400 Kohlcr &
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Co-operative Buying Brings the iavings
In Whkh You Share, the
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monthly. Quarterly, semi-annual or
yearly payments can be arranged at
cash coft to club member by merely pay
ing bank rate of interest.
Model "M" Kohler & Chase Pinno is
guaranteed for a lifetime. AuU besiaos,
we do not collect from widows and or
phans. Our Free Life Insurance Clause
provides, in case of death of club mem
bers after contract has been in force six
months and payments have been made
Hccordinir. to agreement, the family is
given a receipt in full for balance of your
unpaid indebtedness. The Piano stays
in the home, without a dollar mote
being paid.
Club now forming Send at once for
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and best Piano proposition ever offered
to the public.
Booklet ' U" should be in the home
and read by every one who contemplates
the purchase of a Piano. Semi postal
today, and save a third of your Piano
money.
There's a reason why more Kohler A
Chase Pianos are sold on the Coast than
any other two makes. The users of the
Piano will te.l you. Ask one.
It is poswib e now until the club is
filled to place in your home Model "M"
I4Q0 Kohler A Chae at club cost, one
hundred Pianos, $28,700, or $287 each,
for those who join in the wholesale
transaction.
KOHLER & CHASE,
Box 532 Seattle, Wash.
A Preoietloa.
There'll be bread rlota In this coun
try yet," growled the cross boarder.
"Do you think bread will ever be ao
scarce as to cause that?" queried the
landlady.
"I referred to the quality," returned
the boarder, permitting a slab fs'rall
with ominous thud on the table. Phil
adelphia Ledger.
Uaa smjof aqj Jumoj jompoo
0) Ai)onx)sp in MAoq jj xap
eqj sdaej os i 'asjajM tq vaitm.
pas janimrig n ood sjnjonjjs qj sjpai
esnoq jo i8M eqj jao laoiS j
Isapartlasr Mara laforaaatloa.
Mrs. Chugwater Josiah, I saw the
phrase, "his royal nibs," in print tbs oth
er day. Is there any meaning to it?
Mr. Chugwater Tea ; it's an English
title conferred oa the manufacturer who
is penmaker to the king or queen.
, IWeThis?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Seward for any
case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hail's
Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O
We, the undersigned, have known F. J.
Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him
perfectly honorable In all buisness transactions
and financially able to carry out any obliga
tion made by his Arm.
W AIDING, KINNAN A MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo.O
Ball's Catarrah Cure is sken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
face ol the system. Testimonials sent free.
Price 75 rents per bottle. Bold by all Druggists.
Take Hall's Family Pills for Constipation.
Tea Hash far Hlaa.
Huggins Why did Peckem apply (or
a divorce?
Muggins -He happened to be home
one washday whan It rained.
Taa Trata ef It.
Teacher Johnny, can yon
us the difference between
define fot
"caution
and "cowardice?" Johnnr
When you're scart to go out
and stay home for fear It'll
the boat comes In all right,
ardlce." Teacher Well?
Teasnm.
on a boat
sink and
it's "cow
Johnny home and
"caution."
And if you're scart and stay
the boat does sink, then It's
Balked.
The favorite son; large eallber guns-
Decided to bold a convention;
But an untoward fate, 'tis sad to relate.
Upset this most worthy intention.
There wasn't a hall would hold them all
A county roofed would have been too
small -
As space for the sure dissension.
Philadelphia Ledger.
Help the Horse
No article Is more useful
about the stable than Mica
Axle Grease. Put a little ea
the soiodles before vott "hook
up" it will help the horse, and
bring the load home quicker.
OICA AXLE
GREASE
mean null better than any
other grease. Coats the axle .
with a hard, smooth surface of
i powdered mica which reduces
friction. Ask the dealer for
i
Mica Axle Grease.
STMtiUS 0U. COMPACT
aaaMMtti ai i isiiiiiaSaamMSI
UOWAKD E. BURTON. Assayer ar3 Chemist,
ijeauVlUe, VOloriKHA opKiuwu yrvmi w.u.
Silver, L.ad, SI; Hold, Silver, 76o; Uold, Mc; Zlneor
Copper, fl. Cyanide testa. Mailing envelopes and
full price list sent 00 application. Control and Urn-
hlmwirk .111 it' 1 1 All.
tonal Hank.
ENGRAVING Write Us
PLATES
FOR PRINTING
HICKS-CHATTEN
Portland Oregon
IRRIGATED LAND IN WASHINGTON
The Wenatchee Valley Irrigated Ap
ple Orchards are paying $.500 to $1500
per acre this year. Cascade Orchards,
one mile from Leavenworth, ia now on
sale. Get particulars free irom
II. C. Peters, 622 Alaska Bldg., Seattle
BORAX
Sample, Booklet and Parlor game "Whls," 100.
l'acillc Coast B jrax Co., uaklaud, Cal.
A BARGAIN IN FARMS.
Flue farm of 60 acres, northern Douglas
county, 4 acres elearcd, land verT rioh, In
famous "Shoe String" valley, 5-room house and
other buildings, Hue wnter, 15 acres fir timber,
line nrchaid. all kli.a mute ana Derries. in
cluding all orons, good horse, cow and calf, 4
Angora kids, 6 Poland China pigs, 100 hens, all
farm implements, house furn.shlngs complete
everything goes for I2,ft00, Owner must sacrl
lice at once on account of sickness. Write for
full particulars to O. A. 13 KA KING, P.O. Boa
2:2, Roseburg.Ore.
C. Gee Wo
Tae well knowa reliable
CHINESE
Root and Herb
DOCTOR
No Mercury, Poisons or Drugs Used-Me Cures
Without Operation, or Without the Aid of a Knifa
Ha narantas to Cure t'utnrrh. Aathma, Luna.
Throat, Khr.timatlnm. Nirouiina. Servoua Bahlluy,
totmutn. i,ivr. aianay irotuK:aisoxMi oaaaaooo.
! wakas and All rritata uwiim.
A SURE CANCER CURE
Just Received from Peking, China Safe, Sura
and Reliable.
IF TOT ARE AITKTKO. PONT PIXAX.
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ttromeaanotoall, wrlMforajrinptoablaiikandoIm-
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TTTHKX wriUng to advarUasnht al
f f . tnoniioa sma popar.
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t V,Ni3LA.i1 roots and herl and la that
rXfc-i ' discovered and ia iv-
fc.! ivi ? -;ij i;ViX Inn to the world his wonder.
fttuilU6liXM, lul rmdi.
We Trust
Doctors
If you are suffering from
Impure blood, thin blood, de
bility, nervousness, exhaus
tion, you should begin at once
with Ayer's Sarsaparilla, the
Sarsaparilla you have known
all your life. Your doctor
knows It.too. Askhimaboutit.
Ton mast look well after the condition of
your IWerand bowels. Unlet tbar la dally
action of tbe bowels, potsooeaa prod acta are
absorbed, eauslnc, headache, blltoasneu, naa
too, dTtpOMla, and tkna preventing tbo Bar.
saearflla from doing Its best work. ayer't
rill are rNer pills. Act gently, all vegetable.
The dot Is only on frU at bed time.
1 A'
by J. 0. Ayor Co., LeweU, Man.
mo autaoAMtasars e"
BAIK VKKW.
AQUH CURE.
CBEBJtV PECTORAL.
LJLijers
Modern Japanese coins nad Dank notes
bear legends in English as well as in
Japanese.
Pattlna- Him Next.
"Willie, will you tell your sister I
am here?"
"Would you like to have her com
down?"
"Of course."
"Them If you'll give me t quarter I'll
tell her you are not here." Houston
Post.
ftt. Yitnsf Base 0 all Hervont Disease
narmanantlv cured br Dr. Kline's Oreat
irvS rmum. Rand tat FREE S3 trial bottle and
tnttU. Dr. B. H. Kilde, UL, tol Axcli Uk, f bUsk,l-a.
February holds tht record as the month
ia which most children are bora; Jane
as that la which there are fewest births.
. Kaklns; It Rlarkt.
Once more poor woman is laughed at
for her lack ef banking knowledge.
There is no denying it, however; she
is funny when she gets tangled up in
the paraphernalia of finance. The Den
ver Post tells this tale:
The Denver National Bank, not long
ago, received the following letter from
a lady well known in social circles: .
"Gentlemen Please stop payment on
the check I wrote out to-day, as I acci
dentally burned it up. . Tours.
"MRS. BLANK."
Shake Inte Your Shoes
Allen's Foot-Eaie. A powder. It makes tight
or new shoes feel easy. It is a certain cure tor
sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching; feet.
Bold by all Druggists. Price 25o. Trialpack
age mailed FREE. Address Allen B. Olmsted,
Lefioy, New York.
V7a-o-Dat Fatlanthroay.
"That millionaire is very selfish with
his money, Isn't her'
"No, Indeed; he's an altruist with
It"
"How do you make that vaiT
"He believes wealth Is a burden and
be says he will not inflict his burdens
on other people." Baltimore Ameri
can, .
fatal Sysaptoaa,
The professional auctioneer, bavinf just
told the crowd the usual story to the
effect that the watch he was trying to
sell was a full Jeweled timepiece, with
chronometer balance and solid gold filled
case, suddenly felt himself blushing at
the aged and venerable lie.
"Great snakes I" be said to himself.
"That's the first time such a thing has
happened to me in thirty-seven years 1
It means either softenin' of the brain or
fatty degeneration of the heart!"
Hastily stepping down from the. little
platform behind the counter, he went lnte
the back room and announced to the si
lent partner that he bad retired from the
business for good and all.
One of the
Essentials
of the happy homes tof to-day Is a
vast fund of information as to the
best methods of promoting health and
happiness and right living and know
ledge of the world's best products.
Products of actual excellence and
reasonable claims truthfully presented
and which have attained to world
wide acceptance through the approval
of the Well-Informed of the World;
not of individuals only, but of the
many who have the happy faculty of
selecting and obtaining the best the
world affords.
One of the products of that class,
of known component parts, an Ethical
remedy, approved by physicians and
commended by the Well-informed of
the World as a valuable and whole
some family laxative ia the well-known
Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senaa. To
get its beneficial effects always buy
the genuine, manufactured by the
'California Fig Syrup Co., only, and
for rale by all leading druggists.
THE MAN WHO SWEARS BY
THE FISH BRAND SLICKER
Is the BKm who
has tried to ret
the same service
out of some
other make
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(hmrrtrpd Waterproof
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HIS CATJS2 FOB SUICIDE.
China Serraat Declared Hla Mi
treaa' Slaarlaar Wu Too Hick,
Queer ia the story related of a 'Chi
nese man servant, who declares that he
prefers death Itself to the Infliction of
hearing his mistress, who 1b described
as a lyric artist, practicing her songs,
morning, noon and night And, odd to
relate, this particular heathen seems to
be sincere, as be baa really made sev
eral attempts on bis life, and even,
after his last vain endeavor, repeated
his resolution to die rather than be
condemned to listen to' strains which
he regards as anything but dulcet Evi
dently the lyric art has no charms for
him. This eccentric Individual was
brought to Europe by the lady's hus
band a year ago, but It Is only recently
that he developed this inveterate dls
like to her music. Last month, It It
said, he concocted a sort of poison and
made himself sick with It, but the re
sult went no further. Then he tried
opium, but awoke apparently none the
worse from a phenomenal spell of Bleep.
As poisons and drugs were powerless
In helping him to carry out his project
of shuffling off the mortal coll, the Chi
nese man servant decided .on trying
more active measures. One morning be
took up his position on the balcony of
the house inhabited by the family
which courts the muses and, after tak
ing a last look, as he imagined, at the
busy scene around him, be flung him
self Into space. It so chanced that a
motor cat was coming along. On the
top of the automobile reposed a box
containing a provision of tires and, as
luck would have It, the Chinese tum
bled in among them and they broke
his fall so that he got off without a
shock. But such an acrobatic exhibi
tion, even from a representative of the
Celestial Empire, was not relished , by
the occupants of the motor car, who
protested so vigorously against this pe
culiar addition to their company that
the whole party were soon on their
way to the police station. The luckless
Chinese failed to make himself under
stood, and something like a deadlock
would have been the result If the lyric
artist had not appeared to claim him.
This was the third time within a
month that he had tried to put an end
to his days, and she insisted on know
ing the reason. Then the man servant
found his tongue, and In broken French
replied, before the officials and the
automobile set, "All want to know. I
say. French madame howls too much.
I die or hook it." Prompt measures
are being taken for the restoration of
this hopeless Chinese to his native land.
London Telegraph.
There An Others.
Don't Imagine, my boy,, if you throw up
your Job
That the firm that employs you will
fail,
That the whole office force in their an-
gulsh will sob
And the senior partner turn pale.
You are highly efficient and active and
bright
' So you say. I'm unwilling to doubt
you;
But the chance of all this Is incredibly
slight,
There are plenty of others without you.
Don't get mad with the girl, and to make
her feel bad
Fail to go for your usual call.
It's the truth, though I know it sounds
awfully sad,
That she never may miss you at all,
It's a mighty poor policy staying away,
Though I grant that at times she may
flout you,
But I know that I'm la a position to say
There are plenty of others without you.
i
Don't get soured on the world and do
anything rash.
Not to speak of the good of your soul,
If you jump In the lake you may make
a small splash.
But you'll never leave much of a hole.
Don't expect folks to make such a terri
ble fuss
When they think very little about you,
And, to use common language, aren't
caring a cuss.
There are plenty of others without you.
Chicago News.
Oppoaltioa to Trousers1.
The modem custom of wearing trous
era was taken from the military dress
introduced Into the army by the Duke
of Wellington during the Peninsular
war, says Chambers' Journal.
In early days these were known as
"Wellington trousers," after the duke.
When they were coming into general
use at the commencement of the nine
teenth century the religious world and
the fashionable were most determined
in their opposition. A clause In the
original trust deed, dated 1S20, of Shef
field Nonconformist chapel provided
that "under no circumstances whatever
shall any preacher be allowed to occupy
the pulpit who wears trousers."
But this was not all. Some doubts
were expressed In many quarters con
cerning the question whether a man
could be religious and appear In trous
ers. One of the founders of the primi
tive Methodist body remarked to a col
league In the ministry "that trousers
wearing, beer drinking, so-and-so will
never get to heaven."
Father Reece, a famous Methodist
minister, twice president of the confer
ence (born in 1765, died in 1830), could
not be Induced to adopt trousers, and
among the Methodists was the last to
follow popular fashion la this respect.
Drat Meatloa It.
"Pop!
"Yea, my son,- '
"What is a nom-de-plume?
"Why, It's a man's pen name, my
boy."
"Well, pop, that's not the name roa
call your fountain pen when It wont
work P lonxers Stateamaa.
CONTAGIOUS
NO LIMIT TO ITS V0miS FOR EVIL
Contagious Blood Poison has brought more suffering;, misery and humflai
Hon into the world than all other diseases combined ; there is hardly any
limit to its powers for evil. It is the blackest and vilest of all disorders,
wrecking the lives of those unfortunate enough to contract it and often being
transmitted to innocent offspring, a blighting legacy of suffering and shame.
So highly contagious is the trouble that innocent persons may contract it
by using the same table ware, toilet articles or clothing of one in whose
blood the treacherous virus has taken root. Not only is it a powerful poison
but a very deceptive one. Only those who have learned by bitter experience
know by the little sore or ulcer, which usually makes its appearance, first, of
the suffering which is to follow. It come9 ia the form of ulcerated mouth
and throat, unsiehtlv copper colored soots, swollen Elands in the troin.
falling hair, offensive sores and ulcers on the body, and in severe cases the
finger nails drop off, the bones become diseased, the nervous system is shat
tered and the sufferer becomes an object of pity to his fellow man. Especi
ally is the treacherous nature of Contagious Blood Poison, shown when the
infected person endeavors ta combat the poison with mercury and potash.
These minerals will drive away all outward symptoms of the troubles for
a wniie, and tne victim is deceived into the belief that he is cured. When,
howeveivthe treatment is left off he finds that the poison has only been driven
deeper into the blood and the disease reappears, and usually in worse form
because these strong minerals have not only failed to remove the virus front
the blood but have weakened the entire system because of their destriictiva
action. S. S. S. is she only real and certain cure for Contagious Blood Pol
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If you wish special medical advice about case or any of its symptoms, out
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SPINACH like the good, old-time home "greens" in five
minutes, made possible anywhere at any time of year, by using
Preferred Stock Canned Gockis
?Mkd Wkcrmr tas Bast An Srawa .
Preferred Stock Spinach is grown in New
spinach grows best most tender. There,
the spinach for this high-grade brand
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Consult the Preferred Stock list
sues.
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PSMOES FOR EVERY MEMBER OP -r xk
THe FAMILY. AT ALL PRIOE8. 3
ftQn.flfin T," njr ra oswt aver W.L.
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The selection of the leathers and other materials for each part
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skilled shoemakers, who reoelve the highest wages paid in tha
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If I esrala take yaa into my large factories at Brockton. Maj
aad show yon how carefully W. L. Douglas shoes are mad, yea
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