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The Philosopher. Benny Blinker was a thinker, Sitting in big chair; : . And he said ! "Now, Benny Blinker, Really, I declare "If you sit and take your ease, And never go to school, You may rest long as you please, - But starve and be a fool. - "If you'd be successful, Ben, And grow up grand and true, If you'd b a Man among Men, .'.Then get a move on you. : "Off to school with books and slate, " And mind you study there! Don't you dare to be once late, - So hustle, Ben! Now, there. Maud Walker. , '' 5 A Little-Seen Bird. How many of the Wide-Awakers have ever seen. , the little, uight-bird called whlppborwlll? That's a queer name for a'bird, isn't It?' It Is called that because Its note sounds like the trnffl." One Is ffirelv fippn !n th drtv. time, for it seldom appears until after the swallows have gone to their roosts, when it skims along the surface of the ground, seeking moths and ether soft- bodied Insects, of which it is very fond. ' Sometimes It appears also be tween daybreak and sunrise, and its low notes are heard then as In the evening. Strange to say, It does not build a nest, but lays Its eggs, gen erally two, of a greenish white spotted with blue and light brown, in a sort hap-hazard fashion, on fallen leaves. Oue peculiarity of the bird Is the for mation of Its mouth, which shows how nature adapts living things to their necessities and smroundings. The mouth la wide and gaping, and has stiff bristles at the base of the bill to keep Insects from escaping after they are .caught I '": A "Property" Bale. ' A French theatrical manager re cently advertised some "properties," as stage accessories are called, that he had , for sale. Here la the amusing form In which the advertisement ap peared: : . r - A sea, consisting of twelve waves, one of which Is damaged. - Eighteen clouds, edged with black, and In good repair. A rainbow, somewhat faded. A beautiful snowstorm, of Auvergne paper." . V - -v . , Three bottles of lightning. A -setting sun, not worth much, and a new moon, rather old. Othello's handkerchief and a pasha's moustache. , Cleopatra's asp. , . A complete repast, consisting of four cardboard entrees, a cardboard pie, a fowl of the same material, and several ak bottles. Five yards of tin chain, a clanking of which is beautiful, and causes tor rents of tears to flow. Paper from Plant. The boys and glrla have often seen, ,no doubt, allusions to the papyrus, on which the ancient Egyptians wrote as we write on paper. This material was obtained from a reed that grew by the side of brooks. The reed was about an Inch In diameter, and at tained a height of from six to ten feet To prepare the papyrus, the reeds were peeled, and the pith was cut Into thin slices, which were laid side by lde, with the edges touching. They were then sprinkled, with water, and heavy pressure was applied, which made the slices unite Into on piece. There Is now found In Asia a tree, the jbark of which is cut into sheets about three feet square, which are used for .all the ordinary purposes of paper, fTb bark u DO,t toaan and durable. j ine well-known Chinese rice-paper la not the product of any part of the rlc plant, but .Is the pith of a tree, which by the aid of a lathe and a sharp In strument, la cut Into very thin an delicate rolls. The Glutton. "I should like to know," said papa, As they at the table sat, "What you eat so fast for. Tommy Almost gluttony Is that !" "Well, you see, pa," answered Tommy, Twixt a swallow and a puff, "I'm afraid that I might get Through before I've got enough." On Anoint of a Frown. There was a small maid, Nellie. Brown, Who Lved in a very liirge town ; 'Mongst the young and the old She'd not one frieud, I'm told. For her face always wore a dark frowv ROYALTY'S POSSESSIONS. Many of Them Are Exceedingly Pre eloue and Valued at Hls;h price. The pipe smoked by the Shah ' of Persia on state occasions Is set with diamonds, rubles and emeralds of the costliest kind, and is stated to . be worth as much as 100,000. His pipe Is, therefore, ten times more valuable than his sword-rworn by , the late Shah's father on his first visit to Eu ropewhich is only valued at the in significant sum of f 10,000. ' Talking of swordsperhaps the most precious "blade" in existence Is that of the Gaekwar of Baroda. Its hilt and belt are lncrusted with diamonds, rubles 'and emeralds, and It is valued at 230,000. There are some costly swords in' India, and both the Czar of Russia and the Sultan of Turkey pos sess jeweled sabers of great price. The most valuable sword In England Is the one presented by the Egyptians ; to Lord . Wolseley. The hilt Is set with brilliants, and Is valued at 2,000. , The finest brougham in the world Is owned by the Maharajah of Ghenad, one of the wealthiest of Indian poten tates. The handles of the doors are of solid gold, while the rest of the car riage Is silver. One of the most curious pianos ever manufactured was inade to the order of 'the late Emperor of Morocco. It had to be made In parts, each small enough to be carried ty a slave, as his highness absolutely refused to trust them to-the care of his camels, which formed the only other available means of transport This Instrument was an exceedingly costly affair, being manu factured principally of orris and tulip woods, inlaid with unpolished Jacar anda parquetry, and decorated with scroll work of pure gold. The actual sum paid for It was 3,000. . . , . It Is Impossible to value certain things until they come under the ham mer In the open market. There Is no doubt that the Queen of Italy's pearls are, Indeed, worth "a king's ransom," but the pearl necklace which fetched a record price belonged to the Dmchess of Montrose. The bidding began at 5,000 and rose by bids of 1,000,. 500, and 100, to 11,500, at which price, it was knocked down. . . . . Violins have a romance all their own, apart from their price, but 500, the sum paid the other day for' a violin by Antonio Stradivari, seems an enor mous price to pay for an Instrument the original cost of which to the maker cannot have exceeded five shilllnes. But this price Is a bagatelle in com parison with some of the prices paid for the creations of the great Cremona master; A few years njro 2.050 was paid for a "Strad" at Stuttgart, and there are others in existence which even "a king's ransom" could not buy. Senor Sarasate, the great violinist, owns one such. It was. presented to him by Queen Isabella of Spain, when, as a boy of ten the Infant prodigy of those dayshe played before her at the court of Madrid. It Is said to be destined to revert to the state on the great violinist's decease. Tit-Bits. We Indian Negroes. The West Indian negro is a born poacher. He catches the quail by the cruel expedient of strewing finely pow dered cayenne or bird pepper in the little dust pits where the birds "wash." The burning powder gets into the eyes of the birds, which, confused. and help less, are then easily caught When he wants a wholesale supply of fish,: he explodes a piece of dynamite; which was probably intended for the making of new government roads, over a hole in a mountain stream, and the fish are killed by the concussion. But his fa vorlte resource is the bark of the dog wood tree. This he drops Into a river hole, and the mullet Intoxicated, comes to the surface of the water. This singular property of the dogwood has caused it to be employed as a nar cotic Pearson's. The Simple Life at Lone Wolf.' The tenderfoot started slightly as he read at the foot of the menu of the Lone Wolf Hotel: "Guests, after picking teeth, must positively return bowle to belt or boot leg. Sticking bowle upright Into tablt beside plate Is strictly prohibited" ; Lock. Customer (to landlady) will you tell me why there should be two flies ia my soup? There Is none' in that man's over there. Landlady Ob, it's Just a question of luck, air. Fliegendo Blaetter. ,.77, Ahead of the Time. A Georgia darky asked for a mar riage license "with a freedom attach ment" Asked to explain, he said : "I mean, enh, a paper what'll set me free, widout twine ter court "bout It, ef de married state don't agree with me." Atlanta Constitution, ' Watch and Pray. H. L. Hastings tells of a general who, after gaining a great victory, was encamping with his army for the night. He ordered watch to be kept all around the camp as usual. One of the senti nels, as he went to his station, grunir bled to himself, and said, "Why could not the general let us have a quiet night's rest for once, after beating the enemy? I'm sure there is nothing to be afraid of." ' The man then went to his station and stood for some time lodklng about him. It was a bright night, with a harvest moon, but as he could see no sign of danger anywhere, he said to himself, "I am terribly tired, I shall sleep for just five minutes, out of the moonlight un der the shadow of this tree." Bo he lay down.- -. . Presently he started up, dreaming that some one had pushed a lantern be fore his eyes, and he found that the moon was Bhlnlng brightly down on him through the branches of the tree above him. The next minute an arrow whizzed past his ear,' and the whole field before him seemed alive with sol diers In dark green coats, who sprang ud from the ground, where they had been silently creeping onward, and rush ed toward him. , Fortunately the arrow had missed him, so he shouted aloud to give the alarm, and ran back to some other sen tinels. The army to which ha belonged was thus saved, and te soldier said, "I shall never forget as long as I live, that when one is at war one . must watch." Our whole life Is, a . war with evil. Just after we have conquered it, . It sometime attacks us when we least ex pect It Jesus says to us, "Watch any pray, that ye enter not Into tempta tion." , . . ',' : Breaking; the Fall, i Being a Christian does not mean that a man will never again fall into sin. It means that when he fails, he will have an Almighty hand to help him re gain his feet "Though he fall," says the Psalmist, "be shall not be utterly cast down ; for Jehovah upholdeth him with his hand." Your little stumbling child, clinging to your hand, loses his foothold and falls. The shock of the fall Is less because your clasp is strong, and holding fast to your strength he struggles to his feet fright ened, stained, bruised; but confident of you and your ability to help him. "Though he fall, he shall not be utterly cast down;" and no more are we who through weakness and weariness stum ble Into sin. It Is a Father's hand that breaks the fall, a Father's strength that puts us on our feet Growing; Towards the Snnlla-ht. All the flowers In meadow, field and garden, lift their pretty heads Just as high as they can in an effort to grow toward the sun. Even the helpless, tender vines, which cannot raise them selves from the ground by their own, Unaided efforts, reach out clinging ten dril fingers to find some means of sup port by which they, too, may climb higher and ever higher. And the bright est blossoms are always found at the tep. ;; . 7 1 Don't be outdone In ambition by the humble flowers of the wayside. Reach out toward the highest and best things in life, lift up your head, and grow ! Don't be satisfied with standing still; for all life, if rightly lived, is a steady, upward growth. ' , , . Higher Standards. Higher standards are not n matter of thought but of life. We cannot raise our standards of life merely by thinking about them. No Inventor ever grew In fertility of successful ideas by confining himself to abstract 1 thought, or to paperand-pencll r theory. He must put his Ideas into practical and successful operation If he would gain fresh and Improving ideas. And this is our only' hope of spiritual growth. God cannot or will not, reveal new truth to One who Is not living the truth that he knows. Standards have got to be lifted, If we would have them higher, and it takes the lift of life to raise them. ' The Retflrn of Kindness, Brighter grows the world as men be come more thoughtful of each other's comfort and happiness. In times past it waa thought sufficient if laws pre vented people from harming each other j a man's duty stopped when he had refrained from Inflicting Injuries. With the spread of the knowledge of Christ the scope of duty has widened and the world Is being touched with a feeling of ktndness that is broader than mere law, compelling people to refrain from Inflicting blows. The Will to Help. We lack not so much the ability or the opportunity to do good, as the wH. The golden moment comes, A little going out of our way, a little work or a little word would have done it; but the will faltered and then it was too late. 7 Whatever the duty, whatever the ne cessity, the whole life of the church might be stirred with fresh impulses, if instead of leaving all for others, in dividual Christians would say, "I will go and do it myself." - The Christian's Confidence. A brave, resolute, Christian life is not always smooth sailing; but the In ward power becomes ao overmatch for ' headwinds, sometimes tne gales of adversity sweep away a Christian! possessions, but there is an undisturb ed treasure down in the hold a glori ous consciousness that One Is with him mat ine world can neither give nor take away. Theodore L. Cnyler, D. D. The Work of Grace. Believe and continue to believe against all seemings, that God takes possession of you and that He will henceforth "work In you to will and to do of His good pleasure," unless you consciously frustrate His grace. Let this be the continuous attitude of the soul; and repeat often, "I am -the Lord's ; He Is working In me now that which Is for my highest good." PRUSSIA'S RULE IS POLAND. Colonization of the Conntry a Work of Civilisation,. Says Frenchman. A Frenchman, Jules Huret, who has been touring Germany for months has made a visit to the Polish regions of Prussia near the - Prussian frontier, where there has been great friction in the last year or two owing to the ef forts of the government to Germanize the country, says the New York Sun. He went into this region with strong anti-Prussian prejudices. After going over the field and com paring the German and Polish settle ments he completely changed his mind. First he pictured a German village. There is a public water supply in the middle of the settlement There is a public bathhouse, a neat church, a good schoolhouse. The houses 'are roofed with tiles or slate and they are surrounded by orchards, duck ponds, well-built poultry runs and outbuild ings. The planted land Is neatly laid out. ' - '- In the neighboring Polish village of Laglewnik dirt and misery confronted him at every step. The hovels were falling to pieces from neglect The roofs were thatched and out of repair, the doors so low one had to stoop to go through them. Children in rags wallowed In the muddy village streets. He entered houses In both places and he thus compared the furnishings. The interior of the Polish hut is a single narrow room 'with one tiny, dirty window. The furniture consists of one big bed, a table and a few heavy wooden chairs. The only adornments were a couple of big faded chromos of the Madonna. Dogs and hens wandered about the room. A typical German settler In Golen tochno had begun with practically nothing, but he owned and had paid for a house and barn, worth $2,050. He had about sixteen acres of arable land, which he leased at $145 a year. He had two cows, six calves, seventeen pigs and two horses. His animals were well housed, his land well culti vated and he had a good kitchen gar den behind his house. His children were clean, well dressed and full of health. ' In the living room of his house the fireplace was prettily tiled and a dresser with well-washed plates and dishes and cups and glasses was a handsome ornament to the room. There was a sofa, too, and armchairs, a fine mirror and a nickeled tea outfit The room was decorated with all sorts of pretty odds and ends. , The sleeping room contained two good beds, a dressing mirror, . wash table, sewing machine and cradle, and bible texts and mottoes In woolwork adorned the walls. 7 The proprietor of this neat place em ploys two native laborers who live on the farm. The civilizing effect on these, Huret says, is remarkable. Their ambition now is to set up for themselves and live like the German. He considers that the Prussian gov ernment Is doing a great work of civil ization in exploiting the country through German colonists. How to Save Asphyxiated Persons. Asphyxiation Is such a frequent hap pening that every one should know Just exactly what to do In an emergency. In this condition there Is actual blood poi soning. The illuminating gas, escaping freely, Joins with the coloring of the blood, so that the blood can no longer take up oxygen. The first thing to be done if you are. In the room Is to get a supply of fresh air, and that quickly. If the window sticks, break it with a chair, a flatlron or anything handy. If nothing else offers, wrap any thick cloth around your fist and use that If you are outside and have to go In, wet a towel in cold water, bind closely over nose and (South after taking sev eral long breaths of fresh air, then go In and get the window open. As soon as possible carry the patient to a room where the air la fresh. If the patient still breathes, apply hot and cold show er baths alternately until he can take a long breath. If the breathing has entirely stopped, apply artificial res piration. Scaadalons. Mr. Moth Glad to see you on your feet again, old man! What caused all the trouble? His Neighbor Why, I dined off a seemingly woolen overcoat and it turned out to be the worst kind of shoddy. I tell you the extent to which food adulterantion is carried on nowa days Is nothing short of criminal, Puck. Flowers and Voice. Mrs. Howells (reading) A German scientist claims that the odor of flow ers has a pernicious effect on the hu man voice. Howells That's ail rot I used to buy flowers for you before we were married, ana your voice wasn't nearly to sharp as It la bow. Bed-Sorea. A bed-sore Is an ulcer that forms on the skin of a patient who, by reason of continued llness, has to keep the same position in bed for long seasons. It Is generally the direct result of continued pressure In one spot The parts of the body most likely to be affected are those where the bone is near the surface, such an tne hip or the spinal column, and sometimes even the elbow. The illnesses which confine the ; It was discovered by a man on his way patient to the bed for long unbroken t to take an early morning dip. He weeks such as typhoid fever are the spread the tidings and soon a crowd ones in which bed-sores are most Jikely j gathered. In the crowd was a deen to develop, although in many cases of , sea Sherlock Holmes, who knows al) paralysis and soraedlseases of the spin- about the habits of dwellers In the. al cord that may come spontaneously, ocean. ' and seem to be traceable less to pres-1 "It is all very plain,' 'ha explained, sure than to some diseased condition ( "We know that sharks frequent the. of the "tropic" nerves, that is to say, ocean out where the garbage scows are the nerves the function of which it is dumped. This was probably a social to govern the nutrition of the skin. Of course where they develop spon taneously no one is to blame ; Indeed, In some cases of severe injury to the cen- tral nervous system they may develop almost immediately, and with no refer ence to the position of . the patient or to pressure on any one part But In the case of the ordinary bed-sore occurring In the case of a long Illness It may be hed as an axiom that it Is a reproach to a nurse. The large hospitals hold themselves rigidly to this theory. The reason for this strictness is that a bed-sore is a thing for prevention rather than cure, and its prevention is from first to last a matter of strict and scrupulous cleanliness and care. They occur so often in patients whose' sensi bilities are blunted that unless the at tendants exercise the most watchful care they are present without a word of warning; but when a nurse once knows what causes them, and In what illnesses they are likely to appear, a shar look out will naturally be kept. The pressure on one part can be re lieved In several ways. Perhaps the best Is the round alr-cwhion with a hole In the center, ns the threatened part can then be placed Immediately over the hole. If a cushion of this kind cannot be procured, a wad of cotton can be arranged to perforin the same service. , Cleanliness Is absolutely es sential. The sheet must not be wrin kled, and there must be no crumbs In the bed. The mattress should be springy, but level and firm. The affected parts of the body should be kept perfectly dry. Some chemical should be used occasionally to harden the skin. Alcohol Is perhaps the best, and may be combined with some astrin gent, such as tannic acid. This serves to give tone to the parts and render them more resistant. YoutlKs Compan ion. Fancy Price for Apples. Buying apples by the dozen, $1 or more for twelve of them, Is a com monplace to-day. Twenty years ago it was a proceeding seldom heard of, and even ten years ago It was consid ered a transaction in finance so high that only those who found their ne cessities among the luxuries thought of being a purchaser at such terms, says the Boston Transcript. And It is not one kind alone that has this price put upon. It There are many seven, or possibly more that bring this fig ure, which Is no longer considered fancy, and the supply of them creat ing a demand, there ore plenty of buy ers to take them home. The case in vites speculation as to whether an or chard for these apples of gold alone Is not a better paying proposition' after all than a ben farm. Describing; a Railroad. The Pall Mall Gazette In 1890 asked its readers to name the worst railway in England. And one English kicker answered thus: "Sir The Southeast ern railway Is the very worst railway in the world. The engines are asth matic. Its Inmiips are trimmed by fool ish virgins. Its fares are excessive. Its carriages lot in the snow In winter and are furnaces In eumnmer. Its motto is unpunotuallty. Its principal station Is approached through the neck of a oocue. ii ruins me temper aeetrovs r the digestion and enables one to real- lze the horrors of Dante's 'Inferno.' I i aim sir yours obediently the Worm Who Turns." . Relative. A famous race horse, having become superannuated, was sold to serve at the plow. "Don't you feel the humiliation?" asked his mate. "Well," replied the race horse, "I might feel It more If not sustained by the thought of how superior I am to my old owner." Philadelphia Public Ledger. The Good-Natored Man. Borem You were so kind and sym pathetic the last time I told you my troubles I want to thank yon for that and now I've got another Klndart Oh, pray don't mention It I Philadelphia Press. You can make a good guess at the common fare of children at home 2y what they don't eat when they are vis iting. - Never try to borrow money from a rn you have had an argument with. SHARK PUTS OS STYLE. Wears Barrel-Hoop Necklace mm Ii Choked to Death. I Nature fakirs, attention t Here Is the story of a vain shark thai attempted to wear a barrel hoop as a necklace and choked herself to deatb says the New York World. Of course; it must have been a female shark. She was found on the beach at Rockaway-to-day, having arrived at night with the-high tide. The shark was about ten feet long; Fitting close about her neck was a hsrv rel hoop and hanging from a oolnt where her Adam's apple ought to be, If shark had an Adam's apple, was a barrel stave attached to the hoop, like a pendant Early arrivals on the bpcb assert that the stave was branded "Oy ster Bay," but this could hot be vert; fler, for one of these confiscated it at a souvenir. ; The carcass of the shark floated; ashore at a point near the Park Inn.' leader of the school. "Some time yesterday she encoun tered this stave and hoop floating on- j the waves. The idea of decorating her- pelf occurred to her. She slinned the . hoop over her head and held a recep tion, In the course of which refresh, uieuts were served. - - ; ' "After partaking freely of the re freshments her shark ladyship attempt-' eu iu leiuuve me necKiace, tmt discov ered that it had become attached to her. These marks around the edge of the hnnft dhnw U-huva lint rt.nlif n.i4 ..." " ..v-.v n i ..if, ii& aiu uuer band made vain attempts to remove the ornament Finally discovering that the MDnnvia rP 1. 1 . 1 f a . a . ... couun.v-a vi. ucr minimi were lusuiu- 1 clent to rid her of her deocratlon. sh. started for Hoi'knwnv in ti'iui, ,., ) -"ijl su vuvi uuiy uu Bill Devery might run across her and fol.-fk t r ... f 1 iuau il anu v iiiim iii'i- - the deep-sea Sherlock Holmes those In ' niv i mil l ll Q u& the vain shark and despoiled them. ' Commuters, under the Inspiration of the signs thoy rend every morulng on the painless dentistry emporium across' from the Atlantic avenue station of the , Long Island road, removed the teeth. Others hacked oft the tall and Una. Va rious boarding-house keepers were not ed hovering in the distance awaiting-, the. departure of the souveulr hunters and various gastronomlcal novelties ' will Undoubtedly appear on the tables of some Rockaway feeding places this , evening. , An enterprising showman endeavored to corrall the carcass for purposes of. exhibition, but was deterred by a re- .ttfll t flln It .-.,.. I ...... . . amateur P. T. Bammns, who rail w show consisting of a deceased shark at rinnnir T ul u ti ,1 . I 1. 1 i v.iv .omiiu cuiiic i-igui ur uru yeitrs. ago. Between the board of health and the exhibit they were driven Into bank ruptcy, one losing $4 and a tent, tha' Other a straw hat aud a nieirnnhono. TUGBOAT ENGINEER AT Da. Native of Brooklyn, of Adventnroas Life, Hope to Uo to Sea Afe-aln.' Dr. Osier's age limitation Is strlki" Ingly falsified In the case of nn Ameri can ; Sydney Talbot, Mged 08 years, who worked nil his life without nn nllment until a few weeks ago, when he was admitted to the Seamen's hospital here suffering from a slight stroke of paral ysis, says a London cnblo to the New York Sun. He was then earning $25 weekly as engineer on the ocean going tug ITlln. to which he hopes to return In a few days. He Is already able to walk brisk ly with the aid of a stick, and Is other Wise fllllte fihi 11 la a ramnrl.kl. 1 - - " itmaiiHuiv specimen of hale old age, being upright and active. - ''-' He was born in Brooklyn, May lr 180!), and came to England when he was 21. After seven years In nn engi neering college he soon got employment as a marine englnee, which profession he has followed ever since with experi ences enough to fill a library of sea ro mances, lie served the White Rtar SieUiiiBli'p company and iiiwiienniH oth er employers. He went around the, world In Lord Brassey's famous yacht Sunbeam. He has been wrecked four times, and was once cast away for five days In the Red KB when he fln(1 neerIy went mad from his compautuft thirst He confidently expects to live and work for six or seven years more, bas ing his expectation on his family tory. His father died at the age of lOfl; his mother at 105 and his sister at lOi Talbot has always been temperate in drinking and smoking, but be Is not a teetotaler. He says cheerfully : "I hone to rejoin tho Ulln In a few days. I am almost well, and when I get to sea again and get nicely soaked , I will be all right." j In AalomobUedom. Scientist Light travels at the rati of about 187,000 miles a second. Chauf feur Gee, that's goln' some! Auto Enthusiast (slightly deaf) Pardon j me, sir. But what make machine was it you just mentioned lkrjemlnn. Helped Some. "Has your automobile helped yon o getting Into society?" "Well, if you refer to the society of the company's collector and a lot of country constables, yes." Philadelphia. Ledger.