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The best is Hood's Sarsaparilla. It
is the best because it does the most good,
While it makes the blood" pure, fresh
and lively, it tones the stomach to bet
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An unequaled list of cures 40,366 tes
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SarsatabS For those who prefer medicine
In tablet form, Hood's .Sarsaparilla is now put op
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Mrs. J. F. ftaa. GO Uould Street, Stoneham,
Mass,, says: "In 25 yours eSca-S!! fcaTi giftf
known Hood's SarNnparjiia tl fS'Tj for srirlrjl
humors and as a general blwa jwiifltfi HWrl
scroruia, eczema i una no focal fis a eM,"
spring medicine. It gim ths geHtiihO ial'WW
tion to say this." -
Guaranteed under the Food and Drugs Act, June 30, 1906. No. 324.
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Cross Purposes.
Marshall Wilder tells of an elderly
lady In Cohoes, who, besides her deaf
ness, experienced much trouble with
false teeth. Consequently she was
disposed to regard this world as a
vale of tears. . A neighbor, passing her
house one day, beheld the lady sitting
at the window, wearing an expression
of more than usual gloom. Thinking to
cheer the unfortunate one, the goodr
hearted neighbor screamed at the top
of her voice:
"Good morning, Mrs. Blank. Fine
. weather we're having."
"Yes," replied the elderly lady, "but
I can't eat with 'em yit"
Newspaper Nicknames In London.
Judge Bentoul'a reference on the
bench to the Times as the "Thunderer"
reminds us how remarkably this nick
name has persisted. The Morning Tost
Is no longer "Jeames"; the Standard
has not been "Mrs. Gamp" since the de
cease of the Morning Herald the "Mrs.
Harris" to whom It would allude as n
Independent authority. But the Times
is still the! "Thunderer." It owes that
name to Capt Edward Sterling, who
Is said to have begun a Times' article
with the words: "We thundered forth
the other day an article on the subject
of , social and political reform." Lon
don Dally Chronicle.
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- It Is perfectly natural to rub the spot that hurts, and when the muscles
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Rheumatism the sufferer i3 apt to turn to the liniment bottle, or some other
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rarily, but can have no direct curative effect on the real disease because it
does not reach the blood, where the cause is located. Rheumatism is more
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Rheumatism is due to an excess of uric acid in the blood, brought about by
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cf bodily waste, the Bowels and Kidneys, have failed to carry .off. This
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at a cost of $2,000. The nation's
source of Income from that crop Is $40,.
000,000 annually.
Astronomers long ago came to the
conclusion that the moon's surface Is
very hot during the height of the lunar
day, which lasts two weeks, and very
cold during the lunar night, which is
equally long. These extremes of tem
perature reach their height at the lunar
noon and midnight and are greater
than any natural temperatures on the
earth.
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over a district In Dartmoor and North
Devon, England, has convinced Investi
gators that populations exposed to
strong prevalent rainy winds have a
higher death rate from consumption
than populations sheltered from them.
The contrasts in the phthisis death rate
In the sheltered and. exposed parishes
are very marked.
From the point of view of the engi
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nil undertakings In the way of tunnel
building Is the new railway tunnel just
completed under the Hudson river be
tween Weehawken and Xew York. Its
peculiar interest arises from the fact
that the tunnel not only had to pass
through soft-flowing river mud, or silt,
but that there was no firm, immovable
foundation to work upon. Overhead
was the great river, with Its tides and
Its Innumerable shipping, and under
neath, not solid rocks to be penetrated,
but a vast depth of soft mud, too deep
to enable the engineers to lay the tun
nel on its bottom. Yet it has been
completed within contract time, In less
than three years, and is believed to be
available for the heaviest kind of rail
way traffic.
"i he astronomers are bestirring them
selves In preparation for the return of
one of the most famous of all comets,
that which bears the name of Halley.
It Is the greatest comet known to have
been seen at more than one return, Its
average period being about 75 years.
It was last seen in 1835, and will, ac
cording to the most recent calculations,
be visible again early in 1910. The ob
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to predict the moment of Its perihelion
passage with the utmost possible accu
racy. Doctor Holetschek, of Vienna,
thinks It will be visible with tele
scopes as early as January, 1910, and
that by March everybody may see It
with the naked eye. Later In the year
It is likely to make a startling display,
several hours before sunrise, In the
northern quarter of the sky.
Among the many natural curiosities
of Arizona, but one that Is not often
visited by ordinary tourists, is the sin
gular bowl-shaped depression in Ya
vapai county called "Montezuma's
Well." It Is nearly circular, and be
tween 500 and 600 feet in diameter at
the brim. It lies In the midst of a
nearly level area. The sides are verti
cal to a depth, of 30 or 40 feet Below
that they merge into a sloping talus,
which extends down to a circular pool
of water, alleged by popular tradition,
as are so many other not very deep
areas of water, to be bottomless. This
remarkable formation has usually been
described as a "pit crater" of volcanic
origin. But Prof.' William P. Blake
believes it to be the result of the fall
ing of the roof of a cavern, formed in
the limestone strata by running water.
The water of the pool, he says, flows
out through a subterranean channel
Into the valley of Beaver Creek.
I The Cnfortsjaateis.
The winds that cannot hear the harps
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These are the sightless Miltons of the
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India's population is 300,000,000 one
fifth of all the people in the world.
CURED OF GRAVEL.
Indian Names.
Indian names are nearly always giv
en on account of some act of the child's.
If a boy, for Instance, sees a bear and
runs to the lodge, he Is likely to be
called what, In their language, means
"Runs-from-a-bear," and he retains this
name until some other notable act of
his changes it. If, for example, he
should kill a bear, he would no longer
be called "Runs-from-a-bear," but
"Kills-a-bear." These names, given on
account of personal acts or personal
traits, seem very strange when trans
lated Into English, but they are quite
natural in the original.
One Year Old at Birth.
A Chinese child Is considered a year
old at Its birth, and its age is reck
oned not from Its birth birthday, but
from its New Year's day. If It hap
pens to be born on February 1, the day
before the Chinese New Year's Day, It
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two days old. It Is one year old when
born, and another year is added on
its first New Year's Day.
It Isuallr Does.
"They're both thinking of a divorce
now."
"Why, I didn't even know they were
married."
"Oh! yes, they were married under
the rose, you know."
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ITiiladelphla Press.
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J. D. Daughtrey, music publisher, of
Suffolk, Va., says: . "During two or
three years that I had
kidney trouble I pass
ed about 2 pounds
of gravel and sandy
sediment in the urine
i haven t passed a
stone sin c e using
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however, and that was
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a box containing 14 gravel . stones that
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Only One "BROMO QUININE"
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The first and original Cold Tablet Is a WHITE
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Terror of the Air.
Wilfred Pa, a man who is continually
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Gunbusta That's what they call him, :
my boy. I
Wilfred W ell, if he s a sea dog, .then
a man who is continually on an airship ,
must be a skye terrier. judge. j
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Redd My chauffeur has made anoth
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Greene Good! What is It?
"He was the first one to be fined la
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Mothers will find Mrs. Winnow! Soothlns
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The Foxy Wooer.
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