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pyire Is certain if you take Hood's Sarsaparilla. This great medicine cures those eruptions, pimples and boils that appear at all seasons; cures scrofula sores, salt rheum or eczema; adapts itself equally well to, and also cures, dys pepsia and all stomach troubles; cures rheu matism and catarrh; cures nervous troubles, debility and that tired feeling. 8arsatabS For those who prefer medicine In tab let form. Hood a barsaparilla is now put up in choco lated tablets called Sarsatabs, as well as in the usual liquid form. Sarsatabs have identically the same curative properties as the liquid form, besides accu racy of dose, convenience, economy, no loss by evap oration, breakage, or leakage. Druggists or promptly by mail. C. L Hood Co.. Lowell, Mass. Guaranteed under the Food and A Singer's Liags. The singer at the end of the practice aria panted heavily. "I sang one hun dred and ninety-six notes that time," he said, "without once taking breath." "Indeed! That must be a record." "No. The record Is held by Cour tlce Pounds. Pounds sang three hun dred and sixteen notes without respir ation In 1808. The record previous to that was held by Farinelli, with three hundred notes. Norman Salmond has sung two hundred and eighty-seven notes In this way. The average man could hardly Blng fifty notes without breathing; to the singer two hundred would be nothing. Philadelphia Bulle tin. Refused to Wither A wavjr Miss Ascum Jack Hanson Isn't fat, is he? , Miss Newitt Not at all; he's quite graceful and muscular. Why? Miss Ascum I happened to mention htm to Miss Jllter, and she said: "Oh I Isn't he disgustingly stout?" Miss Newitt Ah, yes. She rejected biirj some weeks ago and she's mad be cause he didn't pine away. Philadel phia Press, PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS. " PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any case of Iching, blind, bleeding or protruding pile in 6 to 14 days or money refunded.SOc A Warm Proposition. Little JImmie Pop likes you bet ter'n he did Jane's other fellow. Jane's New Beau And why does he i like me? Little Jlmmle 'Cause you got red hair. " Jane's Beau Eh! But I don't see Jimmle Pop says 'twon't be half so hard to heat the parlor with you In It Cleveland Plain Dealer. TWICE-TOLD TESTIMONY. A Woman Who Has Suffered Tells How to Find Relief. The thousands of women who suffer backache, languor, urinary disorders and other kidney ills, , will find comfort in the words of Mrs. JaneFarrell, of 606 Ocean ave., Jersey City, N. J., who says: "I reiterate all I have .said before in praise bfof Doan's Kidney Pills. I had been having heavy back aches and my general health was affect ed when I began using them. My feet were swollen, my eyes puffed, and diz ry spells were frequent. Kidney action was irregular and the secretions highly colored. Today, however, I am a well woman, and I am confident that Doan's Kidney Pills have made me so, and are keeping me well. Bold by all dealers. 50 cents a box FoFtar-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. x . Vegetable Preparalionfor As similating ttieFoodandBegula ling theStoinachs andBowels of Promotes Digeslion.Cheerfi ncssandRcst-Contains neither Opium.Morphine nor Mineral. Nor ;nac otic. flmpii Sent' - mm fKnpSend-- CtanfudJhfg jiii iinnii norm , Apafecl Remedy forConslipa fion. Sour Stomach.Diarrhoca Worms .Convulsions .Fcvcrish ness and Loss OF Sleep. . Facsimile Signature of NEW YDTIK. !" 'II I i"".H - '.' 1 nafcuisinsstmy F " r- r " - , , . . i EXACT COff OF WSABHEH. Mrs. 0. K. Tyler, Burlington, Vt., says : " Tbe caret of a large farm, bo much to do and so little health to do it with, caused almost a complete break down; blood poor and thin: nG strength, little sleep. Hood's Sarsaparilla gave appetite, natural sleep, perfect health, strength to do all my work." Druga Act, June 30, 1906. No. 324. - Poor Christmas Fare. A delegation of fellow townusmen re cently called on Ruf us K. Crumbs, of Midway, Ky., to congratulate him on the receipt of a Carnegie medal. -As his friends were taking leave Mr. Combs wished them all a merry Christmas. "And I hope," he ended, "that you'll have a more bountiful dinner than fell to the lot of a young friend of mine last year. "lie, tbe poor chap, was stopping at a cheap New York boarding house, and on Christmas day, after he had eaten a turkey neck, a potato and a splinter of sodden mince pie, the landlady said to him, as he rose just as tbe weak coffee was brought on : -. " 'Oh, don't leave thme table, Mr. Smith.' " 'I must, madam,' said Smith, grim ly. 'It's hard wood, and my teeth are not what they used to be.' n " IH Constancy. A story Is told of General Sir Alfred Horsford, who believed In a celibate army. A soldier once sought his per mission to marry, saying he had two good conduct badges and $25 In the savings bank. 'Well, go away," said Sir Alfred, "and if you come back this day year In the same mind you shall marry. I'll keep the vacancy." On the annlverasry the soldier repeated his request "But do you really, after a year, want to marry?" "Yea, sir, very much." "Sergeant major, take his name down. Yes, you may marry. never believed there was so much cor stancy In man or woman. Right face. Quick march!" As the man left the room, turning his head, he said : "Tank you, sir. It isn't the same woman." How Color Affect Mentality There are good and evil effects even In color, not only In the Inartistic ar rangement of them to the trained eye of an artist, but In plain every-day red and blue and green, to say nothing of others. According to Medical Talk for the Home, If a person were confined in a room with purple walls, with no color but purple around him, by the end of a month be would be a raving madman, Scarlet has even worse effects. Blue Is very depressing; hence "the blues." Green Is quite soothing, and yellow also has good effects on the vision and spirits of most people. The Soft Answer. "I have already said 'No' to you, Mr. Vere," said Miss Bute. "I don't seem to be able to make myself plain, al though I have tried " "Ah, Miss Bute," Interrupted Percy Vere, "you couldn't do that, no matter how you try." "Well er of course, I shall always be glad to have you call upon me, Mr. Vere." Philadelphia Press. lull For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears tho Signature of Use For Over Thirty Years ZAP Aw In mm TMeeearnwaeoMMurr. mtmnMwn. THE LUXURY OF SORBOXC. Too Many Find Joy la Self-Comsals- cratlon. Often are we told that the most self ish people in the world are those who are In love. They are so absorbed In each other that they have no thought or consideration for others. But love does not make people as selfish as does grief. When people are in sorrow they not only withdraw from the activities of the world, but also en velop themselves in such a mantle of misery that to come into contact with them means to be depressed. There are, It must be acknowledged, excep tions to this rule, but they are rare. Whoever coined the phrase, "The lux ury of grief," knew human nature pret ty well. Teople love to nurse their sor rows, to luxuriate In them, parade them for sympathy. There Is the case of the Colorado couple who lost their only child last spring. Tbe little one was 6 years old and the grief of the parents was ter rible. Nor did It lessen as the months went by. The result has been tnat both are on the verge of nervous col lapse, and under the care of a physl ciaiw. He has prescribed a cure which they are going to try. It Is to take up a rigid course of study. This winter they have both entered the University of Colorado, she to pursue a post-grad uate course, he to study law.' He has been a political leader and officeholder ; she is a highly Intelligent and cultured woman. Neither is quite 40 years old. Is there no work for others these two people could do that would take their minds off themselves? Are there no lit tle 6-year-old children In Boulder, Col., needing care and sympathy In whom they could take an Interest, whom they could help over the rough path of life? "Ah," you say, "but think how some little child like that would recall their own child!" But If grief over a child's death does not make parents feel a greater love for other children and a desire to help them, what good has that parental love done them to make them thus selfish? Headache. If a disagreeable pres ure Is felt In the forehead above tbe eyes, connected with attacks of dizzi ness and loss of appetite, tbe cause Is simply disorder of the stomach. This only requires a short hungry cure. " If the pain In the forehead is violent and accompanied by fever, It Is a symptom of something more severe and a physi cian should be consulted at once. A lasting pain In the head without dizzi ness, fever, etc., Indicates something wrong In the lungs and continued deep breathing of fresh air should relieve It If frequent pains occur in the back of the head, have the liver examined, thereby preventing perhaps a long ni ness. A stinging, boring pain indicates anaemia, while a violent headache In one side of the head Is a sure sign of nervous prostration which may be rem edied by absolute rest for several hours In-a quiet, dark room; If tbe pain is located In the top of the head, causing the feeling as If a heavy weight were placed upon the vault of the cranium, we may safely presume that excessive mental exertion Is the cause. If the pains appear with short Interruptions through all parts of the head they are of . rheumatic or neurotic nature and due to a cold. Logic la lioirle. The Irish Intellect Is more often as sociated with wit than with logic ; but an Irish workman recently silenced for a moment the upbraiding tongue of his foreman by a display of something which bore just enough resemblance to logic to confuse his hearer. The workman enjoyed leaning on his hod and making shrewd observations much more than he did stirring about, and the cry for "ilort! Mort!" fell on dull ears. "Why don't you attend to your hod and keep that man going?" demanded the foreman, severely, when Patrick was enjoying one of his frequent pe riods of rest Patrick raised- his hod with a leisure ly movement and turned a pair of twinkling eyes on his accuser. "Sure, now," he said, easily, "if I was to keep him going all the time, sorra a thing he'd say at all, at all; an' If he didnt say anything I'd be thinking he wasn't there. An If be wasn't there, sor, what would he be wanting of morthar, annyway?" mmt Lke Dry In Vp. The other day it was announced that Great Britain, France and Geroaany dad agreed on their respective snares or Lake Tchad, Ceutral Africa. Before many years tbe shares of water sur face will be shares of swarrp land, as the lake Is drying un. In fifty years Its area has diminished by 1,000,000 acres and It Is now very shallow throughout EaJoylBS Ht Ailment. , BJpfcbs What a disagreeable old fel low Grouch Is. Slobbs But you must remember bs suffers from dyspepsia. Blobbs Suffers? Why, I believe be actually enjoys it Philadelphia Bee- rCL Pale, Thin, Nervous ? Then your blood must be in a very bad condition. You certainly know what to take then take it Ayer's Sarsa parilla. If you doubt, then consult your doctor. We know what he will say about this grand old family medicine. Sold for over 60 years. This h the first question yonr doctor would ask: "Are your bowels regularf" He knows that daily action of tbe bowels Is absolutely essentiaf to recovery. Keep your liver aotlve and your bowels regular by taking laxative doses of Ayer's Fills. J&adt) Sy J- O. Ayer Co., Lowell, Ma. I .P.1JPW MIUWMUI M VI . J BAIR viooa. yers AGUE CURB. CHEKBY PECTORAL. Coald Still Hear Some. "Dodos, my wife says she la getting deaf." "Tell her It's because she is getting old." "Do you believe she is deaf enough for that to be safe?" Houston Post. Only One "BROMO QUININE" That is LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine. Simi larly named remedies sometimes deceive. The first and original Cold Tablet is a WHITK rAl'KAut with black ana rea lettering, ana bears the signature of , W. GROVE. 25c. ' In the Coming Days, Husband Maria, this is going to be a closely contested election, and we've got to get , everybody out. You'll have to hurry, or you'll be too late. Wife Gracious, John ! I can't vote to-day. -There's no use in talking about it. I haven't a thing that's fit to wear to the polls. 'Mothers will find Mrs. Winnow1 Soothing Syrup the best remedy to use for their children during tho teething period. System. Railway Magnate I don't see how the accident could have happened. . We run our road on the block system. - Unreasonable Person I know it. You're so busy running out blocks of watered Btock that you can't pay any at tention to the way you run your trains. Shake Mo Your Shoes Allen's Foot-Ease. A powder. It makes tlgh'; or new shoes feel easy. It is a certain cure lor sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching feet. Bold by all Druggists. Price 25o. Trialpack ane mailed FtthE. Address Alien S. Olmsted, LeKoy, iiew York. Comparison. Mrs. Kross-Jthodes Still, in the city there is more going on. You have ever &o much more variety than we do out here. - Mrs. Avnoo Ah, me, yes ! In the last year I have tried cooks of seventeen dif ferent nationalities, and haven't found one to suit me yet. 8t. Vitus' Dance and all Nervous Diseases nprmanentlv cured by Dr. Kline's Great larva KaMnrar. Kpnrt fur FRKE SJ trial bottle and treatise. Dr. B. H.K.line.Ld.,831 A.rcn BL, i-nua.,1-. Not Qnlte In Hla Line. Kind Hearted Woman Why don't you give up your idle, useless way of living and make a man of yourself? don't suppose it ever occurred to you that even a person of your stamp might be useful in settlement work. Goodman Gonrong No, ma'am. I've done a little flat workln', but work in' a whole settlement is too dog-gone risky. There is more Catarrh In this section of the Country than all other diseases put together, and until the last few years was supposed to be incurable. For a greatmany yearsdoctori pro nounced it alocal disease, and prescribed local remedies, and by constantly failing to cure with local treatment, pronounced it incurable. Science has proven catarrh to he constitu tional disease, ana inereiore requires oonsuiu tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manu factured by F. i. Cheney 4 Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitution al cure on the m arket. It is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful. It acts directly on the blood and muoas surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred aollars tor any case it iaus lo cure, Bend for circulars and testimonials. Address, F. J. (-lltMiX at JU., ioieao, u Bold by Druggists, 76c. Hall's Family Fills are the best. . Get Back at Him. Newed When you say anything that makes your wife angry what does she do threaten to return to her par ents? Oldwed Worse than that She re peats some of tbe fool things I said during our courtship. Stimulate the Blood. Branlreth's Pills are the great blood puriiier. They lire a laxative and blood tonic,' t ey act equally on the bowels, the kidneys and the skin, t;'iis cleansing the system by the natural ( utlet of the b.iy. They stimulate the blood so ns to enable nature to thr. w olf all morbid humor and cure all troubles itri ing from an impure state, of ti e blood. One or two taken every nlht w.ll prove an invaluable remedy. Eac.ip ill contains one g- ain of solid ex tiact or sarsaparilla, which, with other valuable v g table producis, muke it a blood purifier of excellent character. BranJreth's Pil!a have been in use for 1 over a century and are s Id in every drug 1 i - . . - u.. auu iiieuiuiiic ?iurrc, civi.vr i'iulu ui BUnr- Cuated. A Pretty Experiment. A very pretty effect may be produced by using some aniline dye In powdered form in alcohol. Fill a small glass with tbe alcohol and drop tbe smallest portion of the dye on its surface, v It will shoot down through the liquid, like a strand of color, dividing Into two branches, which will subdivide again and again until you have, apparently, an Inverted plant In miniature growing before your eyes. An arrangement of mirrors may be made to throw the re flection of this on a screen or a wall, and the enlarged shadows will be very Interesting to watch. PUTNAM I Color mare coeds brighter and faster colors A A (uarflUe4 lo give perfect returKs. Ask dealer, erwe will send pest ktach mod snia colors. MOTtHOe DRUG ft Happens Every BTIjrnt. At the end of one of tbe sessions of the world's convention of the Woman's Christian Temperance Union In Bos ton, Mrs. L. M. N. Stevens condemned the habit which so many men hare of going out between tbe acts at the theater. "I am In hearty sympathy," said Mrs. Stevens, "with a woman whose hus band said heartily to her, at the end qf an interesting drains : " 'Jove, what a play. I don't believe there was a dry eye in the house when the curtain went down on the third act "'No said the lady, bitterly, "but there seemed to be the usual number of dry throats.' " PAINLESS TSENTISTRY ScsUsBtfoff sV Yoa Go Elscwkn EXAMINATIONS FREE Gold Crown. 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Ash ton started Jan. 1, lnoo, a record breaker. Write for particulars. C. C. MOOHE KK A L KSTATIC COMPANY ht. Anthony ana AHiton, issue, AUSTIN WELL DRILLS Made In all slvlfs and a'l sizes. Gel water and oil anywliere. Best Drilling Tools made, (let cata logs ami prices. BEALL it CO, 321 Hawthorns Ave. Portland, Or. D SEI have stood the test for over u years. end are still in the lead. Their absolute certainty of erowth. their uncommonly large yields of delicious vegetables and Deautuui nowers, make tneni tne most reliable and the most popular every. wnere. &oia ny an acaiers. IJ07 Seed Annual free on request. 0. M. FERRY CO., Detroit, Mich. STAND FIRM "When you buy an OILED SUIT or SLICKER demand It's the easiest and only way to get me Best Sold everywhere EXCURSION To Sunny Alberta CANAD A March 22 and every two weeks thereafter; . (42 for round trip, which includes berth and meals. Trip costs . you nothing If you buy land. Write and 1 arn about our Special Pullman Car Ex cursion. 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I.. tHKls naoie and ,-t' Is ttaineed on the liouom. which protects tbe wearer airafnt Mfh prices and interior thwH. 'fttke sHi.H1Me. eitld hy (lie l.-.i pitoe deal-rs everjrwlieie, tM VvUr tvctcU luedejtciiuivdu. Catalog mmletiru. W. I. DOIU1.1S, llrucktuH.Masi FADELESS DYES Idas) any ether stye. One tOc poefcafe colore CO. Uoteavilie. Missouri. Don't Push J The horse can draw the load without help, if you jlj! reduce friction to almost it f i Hi nothing by applying MidsrAxb Grease" to the wheels. No other lubri cant ever made wears so long and saves so much horsepower. Next time try Mica Axle Grease. Standard Oil Co. ENGRAVING Write Us PLATES FOR PRINTING HICKS-CH ATTEN Portland Oregon f GOOD SEEDS V Each year brings us increased orders for our seeds. Why? Because we supply only those that produce satisfactory and profitable crops. We know, afier many years of experience, what sorts are best to plant on this coast. Buy P. S. Co.'s "Diamond Brand" Seeds, the best for the West. Our new 100 page Annual Catalog and Seed Planter's Guide; No. 260 free on request. PORTLAND SEED CO. Portland. Oregon Scokane. Wash. A DB. G. GEE WO Wonderful Homo Treatment Tbts wonderful Cni nesa Doctor la callnd groat because be euros licople without opera tion that art, (t veil up to die. He cure wl h those wonderful t ht nona herbs, rooia, buds, barks and vegetables that are .nllroly un known to mcdii at Sci ence In thia country throuxli the ue of those harmless remedies. '1 h' lamjUl doctor Knows llieartlonof ovor600diflMvut remodios, wlilctt he UNBssiiocfanl'u'ly In different disease. Us guAran'ees to enre cat arrli, aithma, lun , throat rhi uniatlHm, ncrvonH ivsa, atutiiach, liver, kid neys, et&t has hundreds of tostiinonlala, I'hargea moderate. Cull and seo him. Pa.lente out of the city writs for blanus and circulars, Bendatamp. CONrtUI.TATiON klOiH. Address The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. 1 62! first SU S. E. Cor. Morrison Mention paper Fortland, Oregon Liidwl rinno hna rharnoter of lta own. JHiixKlans Inliill Ivoiy ri'inKtiKe lta charm. Tone U Its thief chfiniotertKtle so tvtliud and symiiHthetlc; so womleifiil In Its eweotiicaa and purity that you marvel at .its source, f rom l lie neiriiiiiiiifC the principle was fixed to trlve the utmoat duality at a certain prli-e ti leb iiuiunh to allow the heat of everything; low enmiKU to only yield a reasonable, iirollt without any additional cbarKe for reputation. 'Jim aouve piano Is Htyie l price ;ii. ne llvered at your rullroad atatlon, with atonl, acsrf and Instruction bHk. If desired you may nay $.'!7.MI caab and the tuilimee tn monthly or quarterly payments. We furnish mis piano in oiik, wiiinur or mnnoKnny. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED when yon trade with Fhernian, Clay & Co. First yoa know the price Is right. Every piano Is marked In plain njtnrcii. line price no more no less. Second the stundlna of this old firm Is a guarantee that all your dealings will be satisfactory. Besides the l.ndwlir piano We are sole airents for fltelnway, Knabe, A. B. Chase, lOverett, Mason & Ilamlln, I'ackard, Flsi'ber, 4'onover, Kuley, KlnKaliury. Kuicrson. Steri. loir, Welllnirlon. IluutliiKtnn and Mendel.. aohn. - We also sell organs and Victor Talk ing Machines. We have a fine six oeta-.e or Ran at . write for catnl.iRiie, prices snd terms. He sure and mention that yoa saw the advertisement In this paper, "THC HOUSe OF OUALITV" Sherman, Clay & Co. SIXTH AND MORRICON STftCCTS oeeosivc eosr ernes, porvlans MTlNI) $rTTlt TACtM SPOKJNf 8'UIHOHAM fVfRETT P. N. U. No. 10-07 w II EN writing to advertiser! please silk, wool ami cotton equally well end la The petd at in pocaaa. write for tree booklet bow to dye 1 s i i h 6- I I i. (
