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Is certain if you take Flood's Sarsaparilla.
This great medicine cures those eruptions,
pimples and boils that appear (at all seasons;
cures scrofula sores, salt rheum or eczema;
adapts itself equally well to, and also cures, dys
pepsia and all stomach troubles; cures rheu
matism and catarrh; cures nervous troubles,
debility and that tired feeling.
Sarsatabs-For those who prefer medicine In tab
let form. Hnnri'a Knfian.n.. la n .. ,
wiow vwicu ooioaiuub. H Weil M in the TlRlln.1 .. m ' - ' -' " " ... . , ...
Mould form. Saraataha Viv H-lii iC DSUW Says : Tha eares of a large, farm, so
ntlv. .(1! !u iT . , ntlcal,y th n mu h to do and so little health to doit
curative properties as the liquid form, besides accu- with, canned almost a complete break
racy or dose, convenience, economy, no loss by evap- down: blood poor and thin : ho strength,
oration, breakage, or leakage. Drueeista or proniDtl Jttle jleep. Hood's Sarnaparilla gave
bl mail. C. L Hood Co.. Lowell. Mafst PTOmPU' Kg' wort"""'
Guaranteed under the Food and Drags Act, June 30, 1906. No. 324.
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A Slngrer'a Lungs.
The singer at the end of the practice
aria panted heavily. "I sang one hun
dred and nlnety-slx notes that time,"
he said, "without once taking breath."
"Indeed! That muBt be a record."
"No. The record is held by Cour
tlce Pounds. Pounds sang three hun
dred and sixteen notes without respir
ation in 1898. The record previous to
that was held by Farinelll, with three
hundred, notes. Norman Salmond has
sung two hundred and eighty-seven
notes in- this way. The average man
could hardly sing fifty notes without
breathing; to the singer two hundred
would be nothing. Philadelphia Bulle
tin. -
Refined to Wither Away.
Miss Ascuin Jack Hanson Isn't fat,
is he? .
Miss Newltt Not at all; he's quite
graceful and muscular. Why 7
Miss A scum I happened to mention
hirn to Miss Jllter, and she said : "Oh 1
isn't he disgustingly stout?"
Miss Newltt Ah, yes. She rejected
him some weeks ago and she's mad be-
vnuoo m uiuu i yiiui away. i xiiJuuei
phla Press. 4
PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT la guarenteed to cure any
case of lchlng, blind, bleeding or protruding
pile In 6 to 14 days or money refu.nded.60o.
A Warm Proposition.
Little Jlmmle Pop likes you bet
ter'n he did Jane's other fellow.
Jane's New Beau And why does he
like me?
Little Jimmle 'Cause you got red
hair.
Jane's Beau Eh! But I don't see
Jlmmle Pop says 'twon't be half so
hard to heat the parlor with you In
It Cleveland Plain Dealer.
TWICE-TOLD TESTIMONY.
A Woman Who Has Suffered Tells
How to Find Relief.
The thousands of women who suffer
backache, languor, urinary disorders
and other kidney ills,
iwill nnd comfort in
the words of Mrs.
Jane Farrell, of 606
Ocean ave., Jersey
City, N. J., who says:
"I reiterate all I have
.said before in praise
of Doan's Kidney
Pills. I had been
having heavy back
aches and my general health was affect
ed when I began using them. My feet
were swollen, my eyes puffed, and diz
ry spells were frequent. Kidney action
was irregular and the secretions highly
colored. Today, however, I am a well
woman, and I am confident that Doan's
Kidney Fills have made me so, and are
keeping me well."
bold by all dealers. 60 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
f 11.
Poor Christmas Fare.
A delegation of fellow townusmen re
cently called on Rufu3 K. Cqnibs, of
Midway,! Ky., to congratulate him on
the receipt of a Carnegie medaL
As his friends were taking leave
Mr. Combs wished them all a merry
Christmas.
"And I hope," he ended, "that you'll
have a more bountiful dinner than fell
to the lot of a young friend of mine
last year.
"He, the poor chap, was stopping at a
cheap New York boarding ho.use, and
on Christmas day, after he had eaten
a turkey neck, a potato and a splinter
of sodden mince pie, the landlady said
to him, as he rose just as the weak
coffee was brought on :
" 'Oh, don't leave thme table, Mr.
Smith.'
" 'I must, madam,' said Smith, grim
ly. 'It's hard wood, and my teeth are
not what they U3ed to be.' "
Hla Constancy.
A story is told of General Sir Alfred
Horsford, who believed In a celibate
army. A soldier once sought his permission-
to marry, saying he had two
good conduct badges and $25 in the
savings bank. "Well, go away," said
Sir Alfred, "and if you come back this
day year in the same mind you shall
marry. I'll keep the vacancy." On the
anniverasry the soldier repeated his
request "But do you really, after a
year, want to marry?" "XtSTsIr, very
much." "Sergeant major, take his
name down. Yes, you may marry. I
never believed there was so much con
stancy in man or woman. Right face.
Quick march!" As the man left the
room, turning his head, he said: "Tank
you, sir. It Isn't the same woman."
How Colors Affect Mentality.
There are good and evil effects even
In color, not only in the inartistic ar
rangement of them to the trained eye
of an artist but in plain every-day red
and blue and green, to say nothing of
others.
According to Medical Talk for the
Home, If a person were confined In a
room with purple walls, with no color
but purple around him, by the end of a
month he would be a raving madman,
Scarlet has even worse effects. Blue Is
very depressing; hence "the blues."
Green Is quite soothing, and yellow
also has good effects on the vision and
spirits of most people.
The Soft Answer.
"I have already said 'No' to you, Mr.
Vere," said Miss Bute. "I don't seem
to be able to make myself plain, al
though' I have tried "
"Ah, Miss Bute," Interrupted Percy
Vere, "you couldn't do that no matter
how you try."
"Well er of course, I shall alwaye
be glad to have you call upon me, Mr.
Vere." Philadelphia Press.
Agetable Preparalionfor As
similating the Food andfiegula
ting the Stomachs aMBowels of
Promotes Digeslion.CheerfuI
nessandRestContains neither
Opium,Morphine nor Mineral.
Not Narcotic.
JBayv afadJJrSiNUnmtWll
JtxJimam
Alt I HI IH W Hi
"J""
rurrm
AperTecl Remedy for Conslipa
Tion, Sour Stotnach.Diarrhoca
Worms .Convulsions .Feverinh
ness and Loss of Sleep.
FacSirnile Signature of
NEW YORK.
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought -
Bears the
Signature
of
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Teacher Johnny, what Is the future
tense of "He drinks?" Johnny (prompt
ly) He's drunk. j
Teacher Willie, can you tell me why
the multiplication table stops at 127
Willie I guess it's because 13 at a ta
ble is unlucky.
Teacher Now, Johnny, you may give
me the definition of "exercise." John
nyExercise Is work what a' fellow
likes to do because it Isn't work.
"They say that I have cut a tooth,"
Said the babe with mournful glee;
"But if they'd only tell the truth,
They'd say the tooth cut me."
Teacher Why. Freddie, this excuse
doesn't look like your father's writing.
Freddie Well, the next one will look
more like it, I guess. He says my pen
manship is Improving. j J.:
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Nervous?
Then your blood must be in
a very bad condition. You
certainly know what to take,
then take It Ayer's Sarsa
parilla. If you doubt, then
consult your doctor. Weknow
what he will say about this
grand old family medicine.
Sold for over 60 years.
Thli In the first question your doctor would
ask: Are your bowel, regular?" Hs knows
that dally action of the bowel it absolutely
essential to recovery. Keep your liver active
and your bowels regular by taJsjM laxative
doses oX Ayer's fill.
It Happen Every Night.
At the end of one of the sessions of
the world's convention of the Woman's
Christian Temperance Union in Bos
ton, Mrs. L. .M. N. Stevens condemned
th habit which 'so many men have
of going out between the acts at the
theater.
"I am In hearty sympathy," said Mrs.
Stevens, "with a woman whose hus
band said heartily to her, at the end
0 an Interesting drama:
" 'Jove, what a play. I don't believe
there was a dry eye in the house when
the curtain went down on the third
act
"'No,' said. the lady, bitterly, 'but
there seemed to be the usual number
of dry throats.' "
I A MU
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by J. o. Atm Co.. Lowell.
iwe manufacturer of
hair vjocr.
ague curb.
CHERRY PECTORAL.
yers
sswn
1
Conld Still Hear Some.
lootos, my wife says she is getting
'ell her it's because she is getting
o you believe she is deaf enough
iat to be safe 7" Houston Post
Only One "BROMO QUININE"
Cils LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine. Simi-
namea remedies sometimes deceive,
lrst end original Cold Tablet in a WHITE
: t AGK with black and red lettering, a'hd
, iuc signature oi jl. vt . ukuv fc. zoc.
la the Coming Days.
usband Maria, this is going to be a
iy contested election, and we've got
,et everybody out. You'll have to
y, or you'll be too late. '
ife Gracious, John I I can't vote
EL IV. Thprft'a rm liaa In tallrin tKAnt
. imug iuau ui in wear 10
lolls.
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In
Use
For Oyer
Thirty Years
EXACT COPY Of WHAE2EH.
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ner. Alciblades Invented a boot that
became the fashion, but we believe it
whs gemless.
Let us go through the centuries.
Charlemagne wore shoes adorned with
gems and richly ornamented foot cover
ings were worn by the nobility of Eu
rope, both by lords and noble dames
In the twelfth and thirteenth centu
ries. In the time of Charles I. of Eng
land the extravagance was shoe strings
edged with gold. Louis XIV. wore at
his wedding boots adorned with fleurs
de lis and decorations of gold, but how
did they fit him? For the shoemaker,!
Lestage, disdained to take the royal
measure. Toward "the close of , the
eighteenth century In England shoe
buckles dazzled with Jewels. -
A millionaire Is now a person whose .
Income Is a million.' A capital of a
million is nothing. When General Jung
Bahawther took his seat at the ball
given In London by the Peninsular and
Oriental Company
Bedad his troat, his belt, his coat,
AH bleezed with precious minerals.
Why should not the suddenly rich,
the heroes of the American nights, more
wonderful than the nights of Arabia,'
break out all over with diamonds as
poorer mortals with measles or the
shingles? Boston Herald.
here will find Mrs. Winnow! Soothing
' the bes t remedy to use for, their chUdrea
g the teething period.
f System.
tilway Magnate I don't see how the
lent could have happened. W run
road on the block system,
nreasonable Person I know It.
're so busy running out blocks of
red stock that you can't pay any at
ion to the way you run your trains.
Shake Into Your Shoes
n'S Foot-Ease. A nowder. It makea tiffh
w shoes feci easy. It is a certain cure lor
iting, callous and hot, tired, aching feet,
by all Druggists. Price 25o. Trial pack
mailed FRi.E. Address Allen S. Olmsted,
ay, New York.
P
AINLESS TfcENTISTRY
See U Before Toe Go Elsewhere
EXAMINATIONS TREE
Gold Crown,3; Brldsre Work, per
tooth,.); Piatts. ti: Silver Fillings,
40c i Uold Fillings, 81.
TALE DENTISTS
First Suet i'OKtXAJSU, OREGON
f RUIT TREES, VINES, PLANTS
BERKSHIRE SWINE, (Registered)
SHORTHORN CATTLE, (Registered)
BARRED AND WHITE ROCKS
PACIflC NURSERY CO.
Catalogue Free. Tangent, Oregon
FREE SAMPLE
MULE-TEAM BORAX
With S2-page Illustrated booklet, giving 1,000
uses lor Borax iu the Home. Farm and Pairy,
and Souvenir Picture, 7x14 in., 10 colors
free for 6o and your dealer s name. Address
I'aclUo Coast Borax Co., Oakland, CaU
CROPS NEVER FAIL
In the lT,iir Snake Valley, I (I who, whre
:,00V MiBsfsslppI Valley homrseekprs ar alrtadv
located. M0,ouo acr. s undevelop( d, Irrkab e land
still await h settler. Jllch -st and best waiered
valley In the world. Finest c (mate; cho.cesi fruit;
Immnisf crops of train, alfalfa sucar boets. H,ix),
D00 invested In sngnr factories. New It. R. exten
sion to Yellowstone park opi ns countrv of vast re
sources. Ashton started Jan, 1, luuo, a record
breaker. Write for particular.
C. C. MOOIIE KEAI. riSTATE COMPANY
St. Anthony and Ashton, Idaho.
Comparison.
Irs. Kross-Rhodes Still, in the city
re is more going on. You have ever
much more variety than we do out
e.
Irs. Avnoo Ah, ine, yes! In the last
r I have tried cooks of seventeen dif
int nationalities, and haven't found
i to suit me yet.
TO Bt. Vitus' Dance and all Nervous Diseases
tO permanently cured by Dr. Kline's (ire at
r -ve iteslorer. maa ror riu s z trial Dotiis and
ajatwuse, ur. it. ju.iuine, La.,ai Arcn bu, rnu,ra
Not Quite in Hla Line.
Kind Hearted Woman Why din't
you give up your idle, useless way of
living and make a man of yourself? I
don't suppose it ever occurred to you
that even a person of your stamp might
be useful in settlement work.
Goodman Gonronsr No. ma'am. !'
done a little flat workin', but workln' a
whole settlement is too dog-gone risky.
There is more Catarrh In this section of the
country than all other diseases put together,
and until the last few year was supposed to be
incurable. For a great many vears doctors pro
nounced It a local disease, and prescrlbedlocal
remedies, and by constantly Tailing to cure
with local treatment, pronounced it incurable.
Science has proven catarrh to be a constitu
tional disease, and therefore requires constitu
tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manu
factured by F. 1. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is
the only constitutional cure on the market. It
ia taken Internally in doses from 10 drop to a
teaspoonful. It acts directly on the blood and
muc jus surfaces of the system. They offer one
hundred dollar for anv case It fails to cure.
bend tor circulars and testimonials.
Address, K. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O
Hall's Family Pills are the best.
Geta Back at Him.
Newed When you say anything
that makes your wife angry what does
she do threaten to return to her par
ents? Oldwed Worse than that She re
peats some of the fool things I said
during our courtship.
k1 -v. r v.
AUSTIN WELL DRILLS
Made in all styles and a'l sizes. Get water and oil
anywhere. Best drilling Tools made, (let cata
logs snd prices. BEALL & CO.
321 Hawthorno Ave. Portland, Or.
have tood the test for over so venr.
and are still in the lead. Their absolute
certainty of growth, their uncommnnlv
large yield of delicious vegetable and
Deautliui tlowen, make thein the most
reliable and tue most popular every.
wnere. soia dv an dealer. 1S07
Dcca Annual tree on request.
D. M. FERRY A CO.,
Detroit, Mich.
?Mli-fMr.Ot
To Be Refilled.
One of the suburbs of Chicago is the
site of a well-known school of theol
ogy, from which go out each week-end
many members of the senior class to
try their voices as "supplies."
A passenger on a Monday morning
train was surprised at the number of
theai who got off at the station.
"What are all those chaps getting off
here?" he asked the brakeman.
"Them r asked the brakeman. "Oh,
they're returned empties, for the col
lege."
Mlatrlonle.
There was on the stage a realistic
scene in whlcn a surgical operation
was apparently performed.
"Hold on-" cried a voice from the au
dience. "Aren't you going to give us
some of that chloroform?"
Of course the management was dis
pleased, but there Is a point at which
realism palls. Philadelphia Ledger.
Stimulate the Blood.
Bramlreth's Pills fire the great blood
purilur. They tire a laxative and blood
tonic, t ey act equslly on the bowels, the
kidneys and the skin, t ns cleansing the
system by the natural i utlet of the body.
They stimulate the blood so ns to enable
nature to thr w off nil morbid humors and
cure all troubles ari injr from an impure
st;ite of t' e blood. One or two taken
every niht w.ll prove an invaluable
remedy.
Eac.i pill contains one g-ain of solid ei
tiact or sarsaparilla, which, with other
valuable vc g table products, make it a
blood purifier of excellent character.
Brandreth's Pil's have been in use for
over a century and are s id in every drug
and medicine ttore, either plain or sugar-coated.
Hereditary.
Tour son is a great football player."
"Yes;" it is hereditary." ,
"I never beard that bis father was
a football player." I
"He isn't, but he is a chronic kicker."
Houston Post
A Pretty Experiment. '
A rery pretty effect may be produced
by using some aniline dye In powdered
form In alcohol. Fill a small glass
with the alcohol and drop the smallest
portion of the dye on Its surface. It
will shoot down through the liquid,
like a strand of color, dividing Into two
branches, which will subdivide again
and again until you have, apparently,
an Inverted plant in miniature growing
before your eyes. An arrangement of
mirrors may be made to throw the re
flection of this on a screen or a wall,
and the enlarged shadows will be Very
Interesting to watch.
MJMA
f v ty n a
41 &
STAND FIRM
"When you buy an
OILED SUIT
ok SLICKER
demand
town's
Its the easiest and
only -way to get
me best
Sold everywhere
EXCURSION
To Sunny Alberta
CANADA
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March 22 and every two
weeks thereafter; $42 for
round trip, which includes
be th and meals. Trip costs
you notiiing If you buy land.
Write and learn about our
Special Pullman Car Ex
cursion. H. E. Barnum Land Co.
PORTLAND, OREGON
214-215 Chamber of Commerce.
Don't Push oJI
1 j
The horse can draw the
load without help, if you F j
reduce friction to almost 1 I f I
nothing by applying
m
if
ieaAxi
to the wheels.
No other lubri
cant ever made
wears so Ion?
and saves so much
horsepower. Next time
try Mica Axlk Grease.
Standard Oil Co.
lBcrarate4
ml
-mm
3 mm
ENGRAVING Write Us
PLATES
FOR PRINTING
HICKS-CH ATTEN
Portland Oregon
v; Each year brings us increased orders
for our seeds. Why? Because we supply
only those that produce satisfactory and
profitable crops. ' We know, after many
years of experience, wharsorts are best
to plant on this coast. Buy P. S. Co.'s
-''Diamond Brand" Seeds, the best for
the West. Our new 100 page Annual
Catalog and Seed Planter's Guide; No.
260 free on request.
PORTLAND SEED CO.
Portland, Oregon Spokane, Wash.
DR. C. GEE
Wonderful Horns
Treatment
This wonderful Chi.
nese Doctor 1 called
groat because he eurt'S
people without opera
tion that an Riven up
la die, II. carol wl h
those wonderful Chi
nese herbs, roots, buds,
barks and veKetablcs
l but are entirely un
known to moilli al cl-
eure In thl country tlirouKb. 11. e use of those
harmless remedies. Thl lanhiuf doctor know
llieacllonot'ovpr600Uiar. ii( remed'.i g, whlcn
he uses successlu'ly In different dlseuses. lie
ItttRran'eoB to cure catarrh, asthma, luiiv, throat
rlN Uinatiici, nervous .ess, stomach, liver, kid
neys, etat has hundreds, of tentlmoulals.
Charges moderate. Call and see lilnu l'a: tenia
out of the city write for blan!;s and circular.
Send Stamp. CONSULTATION iltliJi
Address
The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co.
. 1 62 first St., S. t. Cor. Morrison
Mention papor Portland, Oregon
This isTour Piano
The I.ndwlff Plnno has ehsmeter of lis
own. aiiiHlciuus intuitively rceoKnlzK Its
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.Dfltiuff a iH mtr inn. I... i........ ... .i
......... a.... dj .,. ....Tl i. , mj nullum ml III 1 lt
weetuei and purity tlmt you murvel at Its
Olirf'M fi'rr.m tlm t.uirli..i.a ...I ....I., i...
WHI lixed to fflvo tl tltinat miiilltv a, .
oi-rtaln priee lilch enotiKh to allow the best
of everything; low eiioiiKh to only yield a
reasonable profit without any additional
cbnrKo for reputation.
ine aoove piano is Ntyie I price f.17B. ae-llven-d
at your railroad atatlon, with stool,
aearf and ' Instriietiun book. If desired you
mar pay f.lTM innh and the bnlance tn
inoiitbly or quarterly pnyinents. We furnish
this piano In onk, wiiluut or tnnhoirany.
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED wbeii yon
trade with Wierman, Clny A Co. Flrnt you
know the prlie Is rlKht. Every plnno Is
marked In plsln flmires. One price no more
.... ., , .......... niuiiuinH in huh if
"fin g a iruiiruntee that all your deuliuc
will lie ntlfctory.
Itesllll'tt 1hf r.llllwla. nl.nn .- - .
f (rents for Steluwny, Knabe, A. B. Chsse,
livnrett, Mnson A llamlln, l'aekard, Flseher,
t'onover, ICstey, Klnitsliury. lSmerson, Bterl.
Ins, WellhiKton, HuutlriKton nnd Mendels
sohn. We also sell orcans and Victor Talk
tun Machines. We have a fine six octae or
gun st K(). Write for catalogue, nrleea and
terms. Bo sare and mention that you saw
the advertisement In this paper.
THE HOUSE Of QUALITV"
Sherman, Clay & Co.
SIXTH AND MORRISON STRCCTS
W8TUHD g-TTli TACM gPOKIHt B;UIMCHCM mrrf
P. N. U.
No. 10-07
W,,EW wrlttns; to advertiser pleas I
1 1
xa6nt.l,B this papar.
W. L. DOUGLAS
$3.00 AND S3.50 SHOES trI would
N. L DOUGLAS $4.00 GILT EOUE 8H0E8 CANKOT BE EQUALLED AT Mil PRICE.
SH3LS EVERYBODY AT ALL PPJOESs I
m i noes, . vo si.r,u. noys' Mines, W.t to Women's
rihH-s, 4 ti ll.i0. JU Uses' tl Children's bhoes, 'i.5 to Ol.O I.
U I. ILtn.f ... a mou n .... 1. . ...
aitw.a am nit iidu ii v KHMiri. niiiL'im ill linn wnur . '
to be the best in style, fit ami woar tirouueed in this country. Lath 1,
part of the shoe and every detail of the malting Is looked after A -
biiu wum iyr wy nauiBn uiiuinaKers, wiiiiont roirrtrd to x - -i
i. , " " - hij i.u-n i;u:urn;s tilt j, 1
Brocton, Mass., and sliow you how carefully W. L. Uougl iUwU.,wJ
Shoes are ma le, you would then nnderstaiid why they bold their shuno lit botu
is-... i,n,r7i aiu'i ni.eii miy i?iur iniiKPfl.
W. I. jKmiflM namt Mivl lTtf I tntf.rid nn turn iw.t.in avt,)..i, ii ......
Cutultif mwitd ne. W. J.. bOlOLAS, Jlruck tuaVMas,
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oM Mar tutieti tual uciiuitcty.
Women can always see Uie point of s
IfOlntless joke.
P U TNAM FA D EL ESS D YE S
TaIasw SW Awfl tkttrht mm mimJt faalM -Jm L. . J a . ' .
zz...; r-..,.:"".::.?""" '? "n,?.r iuc eoinr ". cotton euetty wen BIMi i
'"-" w ws. aturutuc VKUU i-U Uittoovdie. KiMaurL
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