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Wrtl lt FL-KU-NA?
"VIA SECURA."
Simple Life All that la Left 'fo
the Commoner.
"What's up?" inquired Uncle Cyrus,
looking up from his newspaper as
Aunt Martha burst Into the kitchen.
w'y, Mary Coombs says that one o'
Indeed,
Is It a Catarrh Remedy, or a Tonic, or Is
It Both?
Some people call Peruna agreat tonic. Others refer to Peruna as a great
catarrh remedy. .
Which of these people are right? Is it more proper to call Peruna a catarrh e here automobiles knocked a man
uown yesterday 'n' like to killed him
right In front o the Jutlson house !"
"The Judson house ain't more'n five
miles from the orchard," remarked Un
do Cyni3, reflectively, after the details
of the accident had been discussed
duly,
"Yes," said Aunt Martha, catching
ma tnought, "suthln'll be happening
1 - i j. .
iui uere at me tjorners rust we
know."
"It does seem," she continued, plain
tively, "'s if folks can't be safe any.
wheres nowadays. There was one com
fort about the trolleys when they be
gun to come into the villages they kep'
on their tracks, an' didn't kill right 'n'
left But with the automobiles riding
over everything along the country
roads w'y, war times wa'n't much
worse."
"Seems like we're drifting back to
them old dark ages, don't it?" Uncle
Cyrus regarded his anxious wife with
twinkling eyes.
"An' If you escape what goes snort
ing round the roads, mebby you'll eat
suthin out of a can 'n' die before your
day. Mercy me, sence you read out
about all them scandals about packing
sometimes I can't stomach to eat meat
't all 1"
"Well, it ain't so bad's it might be,"
remarked Uncle Cyrus, comfortably.
"It's ten to one you V me'll live out
our appointed time. There's no n.ort-
gnge on this here old homestead an' it
looked putty pop'lous out in the chicken
yard this morning. Marthy, we kin
Jest stay home 'n' eat alggs !" Youth's
Companion.
remedy than to call it a tonic?
Our reply is, that Peruna is both a tonic and a catarrh remedy.
uiere tun lto uu cuoviuoi unarm reuieuy uiac IS not alBO a tonic.
Inorder to thoroughly relieve any case of catarrh, a remedy must not only
have a specific action on the mucous membranes affected by the catarrh, but it
must uave a general wiuu acuun on uie nervous system.
Catarrh, even in persons who are otherwise strong, is a weakened condition
ol some mucous memDrane. mere must be something to strengthen the circu
lation, to give tone to the arteries, and to raise the vital force.
Perhaps no vegetable remedy in ihe world has attracted so much attention
from medical writers as liYiuiASTIS CANADENSIS. The wonderful efficacy
oi niiB uoru una umu fowgmzeu many years, ana is growing in its hold upon the
medical profession. When joined with CUBEBS and COPAIBA a trio of medi
cal agents is formed in Peruna which constitutes a specific remedy for catarrh
uumi in me preemi buiuj oi medicai progress cannot be improved upon. This
. action, reinforced by such renowned tonics as COLLINSONIA CANADENSIS
C0RYDAL1S FORMOSA and CEDRON SEED, ought to make this compound an
luooi iciucujr iui ututnu ju an its uiages ana locations m the bodv.
xrom a wieorencai scanapoint, therefore, Peruna is beyond criticism. The
use of Peruna confirms this opinion. Numberless testimonials from every quart
er of the earth furnish ample evidence that this judgment is not over enthusias
ts. , uvu uiai-tuwn cAperienw connnns a wen grounaed theory the result is a
truth that cannot be shaken.
The Only Doubtful Cltiaeat.
"Everybody Is telling exactly what
you will do If you are elected to of
fice." "Yes," answered the candidate.
"Well, what will you do?"
"I don't know yet" Washington
Btar.
How'a This?
' We offer One Hundred Dollar Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Ball' Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY A CO., Props., Toledo, 0.
We, the undersigned, have known F. J.
Cheney for the last 16 yean, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all businesa transac
tions and financially able to carry out any ob
ligations made by their firm.
Wisr & Tkuax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.
Waldino, K inn an AMabvin, wholesale Drug
gist, Toledo, O.
Hall's Caiarrh Cure is taken Internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Price 75c. per bottle.
cwiu oy an irufcgisn. lesiimoniaJUl UeO.
iiaU'i Family fills are the best.
A Choice of Evils.
Landlady-Would you advise me to
send my daughter to a cooking school
or to a music school?
Boarder (reflectively) Well, I think
I'd send her to a cooking school. It
may be more fatal in its results, but it
Isn't anything like so noisy.
Of Coarse.
Gunner1 I see where a man in the
southwest had twenty-three children
and then disappeared. What do you
think of that?
Guyer Why, that was nothing un
usual. Gunner What?
Guyer Why, twenty-three skldoo I
BLOATED WITH DROPSY.
The Heart Was Badly Affected When
the Patient Began Using
"'' Doan's Kidney Pills.
Mrs. Elizabeth Maxwell, of 415 West
Fourth St., Olympia, Wash., says:
i?r t-t,
years I suffered
with a dropsical
condition without
jfj, being aware that
j& it was due to kid-
sWnev trouble. The
w-'4
yw& Aurlv of a ovta mm
;i$V nrirtcinnllv hack.
1
ache and bearing
down pain, but I
went along with
out worrying much
until dropsy set in. My feet and an
kles swelled up, my hands puffed and
became so tense I could hardly close
them. I had great difficulty in breath
ing, and my heart would flutter with
the least exertion. I could not walk
far without stopping again and again
tQ. rest. Since using four boxes of
Doan's Kidney Pills the bloating has
gone down and the feelings of distress
have disappeared."
Sold by all dealers. 60 cents a box.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The End of Book.
What brings about the end of books?
Is it fire, water, worms? As every
ship launched is bound to be wrecked,
every theater to be burned, the finis of
the book Is its reduction to ashes.
What became of the Alexandrian li
brary? Did the Saracens burn it In
640? There is this question asked:
Was there any library at Alexandria
containing 700,000 books? Gibbon In
clines to the opinion that there was no
such library. Canon Taylor insists
that if there had been a library It was
burned in the time of Julius Caesar.
Tradition seems to Indicate, however,
that there was a library in the sera
peum, by no means a large collection,
but whether destroyed by Theophllus
or Theodosius is not known. It looks
as If the charge brought against the
Arabs rested on no foundation. Explo
rations of Alexandria in 3805-90 show
no traces of the serapeum. The sea
port of Egypt was built on a damp
foundation, and granting that there
was a library, If not destroyed by fire,
then the papyri might have suffered
from decay due water. Books of
to-day taken to India, to the Southern
States and to the West Indies perish
through mildew.
Scrofula
Few are entirely free from it.
It may develop so slowly as to cause
little if any disturbance during the whole
period of childhood.
It may then produce dyspepsia, ca-
iarrn, ana marked tendency to con
sumption, before causing eruptions,
sores or swellings.
To get entirely rid of it take the great
blood-purifier,
Hood's Sarsaparilla
In usual liquid form or in chocolated tablets
known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses $1.
A Deep Dig.
Cholly Of course, I admit I talked
about myself, but they talked about
trade all the time, and, of course, that
was worse.
Miss Pepprey You were perfectly
right It's better to talk about nothing
than talk about trade. Philadelphia
Press.
happy, light-hearted and
ody full of blood that can-
Keep Your Eloo Pure.
No one can b haj
healthy with a body
n t do it duty to every part be
cause of its impurity j therefore, the first
and most important work in hand is to pur
ify the blood so that every organ will get
the full benefit of a healthy circulation.
There is no remedy we know of so good as
that old family remedy, Brandrcths Tills.
Kach pill contains one rain of tiie solid ex
tra -t ofsnrsnparilla Wended with two grains
of a combination of pure and mild vege
table products, mak ng it a blood purifier
unexcelled in character. One or two taken
every night for awhile will produce sur
prisi g res Its. '
Brandreth's Pills have been in use for over
a century and are s Id in evt ry drup and
im d:i ine store, either plain or sugar-coated.
Upward of 200,000,000 gallons per an
num of aerated waters are drunk in the
United Kingdom.
A Narrow Escape.
The company had assembled In the
church, but the bridegroom was no
where to be found. Finally a messen
ger announced that the young man had
been run over and killed while on bis
way to the church.
"And Just think," she said a month
afterward to a friend, "what a narrow
escape I had from becoming a widow!"
Br, Vitas' Pane and all Nerrom Dtsrasea
permanently cured ty Ir. Kline's Ureal
erve Restorer. Send for HiKh. S2tr 1 bnttlx and
treatise, Dr. A. H. Kline, Ld., 831 Arch dU, I'tiUa.'a.
Sounded Convineluajr.
The editor was criticising the poem
just brought in by the literary contrib
utor. "You speak of the- 'spirit of the for
est,'" he taid. "Do you think there is
such ft thing as ft forest spirit, as dis
tinguished from any other kind?"
"Yes, sir 1" fiercely responded the liter
ary contributor. "Didn't you ever hear
of such a thing as wood alcohol?"
You Can Get Allen's Toot-tase TRCC.
. Write Allen B. Olmsted.Le Roy, N. Y., for a
.rco sample of Alice's I'oot-Eisc. It curcMKu eat.
iiig, but hwolien, aching foet. It make new or
, ,Vi,.1Mm,0,ul vt ua. in
growing nails and bunions. A 11 druglsU sell it.
2oo. Don't accept any substitute.
From the Back Fence.
City Boarder That old cat made an
awful noise In the back yard last
night
Farmer Geehaw Yaasj ever sence
he made a meal off th' canary las' win
ter he's got th' idee in his head as heow
he's a natur'l born singer, b'gosh I
Mothers will find Mrs. Window Roothlni
Syrup the beet remedy to use for their children
aurlng the teething period.
Seamen on native river craft 'n China
get $3 a month; on sea-going Chinese
vessels $S. They furnish their own food.
PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any
case of iclilng, blind, bleeding or protruding
pile in 6 to 14 days or money ref unded.60c.
aiunt Bread.
Bread made from banana flour Is
common enough In Europe and Eng
land. One pound is said to contain
more nourishment and energy produc
ing material than one pound of the
finest beefsteak, is much more digest
ible and less than one-sixth the price.
Sir Henry Stanley was a firm believer
in the banana. He went so far as to
advise that its consumption would cure
rheumatism, gout and all liver affec
tions. When lying at the point of death
from gastritis a light gruel of banana
flour mixed with milk was the only
food he could retain and digest The
secret of the banana as a health and
strength producing food lies In Its high
percentage of protelds and the great
number of its calories, respectively 20
and 391.71. It is a perfectly balanced
ration if sliced for breakfast and serv
ed with milk and sugar. New York
Press.
Caution.
"Why do you avoid making speeches
yourself?" asked the friend.
"It's better to have some one elM
attend to the oratory," answered Sena
tor Sorghum. "In that way you can
ascertain which of your opinions ar
unpopular and repudiate them."
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Steel rusts seven times as rapidly as
Iron.
RHEUMATISM
CAN NOT BE RUBBED AWAY
Intestinal Indlsrestiom. '
It was formerly thought that tha
stomach was the main organ of diges
tion, and dyspepsia was supposed al
ways to have Its seat there. But this
question has been much studied of late,
with the result that the stomach has
been found to be of little account, com
paratlvely, in the preparation of the
food for absorption. The most Import
ant part of digestion occurs In the up
per part of . the Intestine, where the
food, after leaving the stomach, Is
churned and mixed thoroughly with the
bile and pancreatic secretion.
Since, then, the intestine takes such
an important part In digestion, it is
natural to suppose that a failure to per
form this function properly would give
rise to serious disturbances of health,
and such, in fact, is the case.
Intestinal Indigestion is a not un
common affection at all periods of life,
and is especially prevalent in children.
The chief symptoms are flatulence, or
wind, more or less colic, diarrhoea, or
more often constipation, or an alterna
tion of the two; and practical star v a
tlon, as shown in weakness and emacia
tion.
The treatment Is mainly through diet,
but this will vary, of course, according
to age. In an infant the problem is a
difficult one. If the child is fed arti
ficially, all prepared foods containing
starch should be taken away, and cows'
milk, modified as to the amount of fat
t,ugar or casein it contains, according
to the physician's directions, should be
substituted.
If the infant is nursing, the life of
the mother should be studied, for the
state of her health may affect the milk
injuriously.
In older children and adults the
amount of fats and of starchy foods
must be carefully regulated. Cereals,
pastry, rice, potatoes and bread must
be cut out of the dietary for a time,
or taken in very small quantity. When
eaten at all they should be most thor
oughly, even excessively, chewed, for
in this way they may be in great meas
ure digested by the saliva before reach
ing the intestine.
The diet should consist mainly of
milk, white of eggs, and the more easi
ly digestible meats and fish. The diar
rhoea or constipation should be regu
lated, and sometimes the administra
tion of intestinal antiseptics Is bene
ficial. Regular exercise in the open
- It is perfectly natural to rub the spot that hurts, and when the muscles,
nerves, joints and bones are throbbing and twitching with the pains of
Rheumatism the sufferer i3 apt to turn to the liniment bottle, or some other
external application, in an effort to get relief from the disease, by producing
tounter-irritation on the flesh. Such treatment will quiet the pain tempo
rarily, but can have no direct curative effect on the real disease because it
does not reach the blood, where the cause is located. Rheumatism is more
than skin deep it is rooted and grounded in the blood and can only be
reached by constitutional treatment IT CANNOT BE RUBBED AWAY.
Rheumatism is due to an excess of uric acid in the blood, brought about by
the accumulation in the system of refuse matter which the natural avenues
of bodily waste, the Bowels and Kidneys, have failed to carry off. This
refuse matter, ccming in contact with the different acids of the body, forms
uric acid which is absorbed into the blood and distributed to all parts of the
body, and Rheumatism frets possession of the system. The aches and pains
are only symptoms, and though they may be scattered or relieved for a time air is of great value In the treatment
by surface treatment, they will reappear at the first exposure to cold or The cold Datn or snower-bath Is often
dampness, or after an attack of indigestion or other irregularity. Rheuma-' of service, when it Is followed by a
tisni can never be permanently cured while the circulation remains saturated healthy reaction. Youth's Companion.
with irritating, pain-producing uric acid poison. The disease will shift ,
from muscle to muscle or joint to joint, settling on the nerves, causing uor' Biacteat Day.
inflammation and swelling and such terrible pains that the nervous system Sir Henry Hozier, who has Just re
is often shattered, the health undermined, and perhaps the patient becomes tired after thirty-two years' service at
deformed and crippled for life. S. S. S. thoroughly cleanses the blood and secretary of Lloyd's, said not long ago
renovates the circulation by neutralizing the acids and expelling all foreign ' that the blackest day he could remem
inatterfrom the system. It warms and invigorates the blood so that instead . ber was in October,, 1881, when 108
' of a weak, sour stream, constantly deposit- vemiels were Dosted as loat In tw.iva
ing acrid and corrosive matter in the mus- hours. When a vessel is lost it Is an
cles, nerves, joints and bones, the body is fed nounCed by the tolling of the bell which
and nourished by rich, health-sustaining hang9 81 the crler's box. It I
Wood which completely and permanently tolled once wnen . TeS8eI logt twIc
cures peumatism. S. S. S. 13 composed when a mlS8ng vessel come, to port
ff Ppfy"Z 1 tonic properties Kansa8 CUy JoarnaL
jusu wiiai. is iiecueu in every case oi xnew .
matism. It contains so potash, alkali or other mineral ingredient, but la Assessed,
made entirely of purifying, healing extracts and juices of roots, herbs and -jour headline says," remarked the
P41?18 . 8unnff from Rheumatism do not valuable time pj-jtlcal visitor, 'that the candidate
trying to rub a blood disease away, but begin the use of S. S. S. and "write to man.
as about your case and our physicians will give you any information or -wenr'
advice desired free of charge and will send our special treatise on Rheumatism.1 MJt touiJiT .j
WSSVXFTCPSGinS CO., ATIAXTA, CJU 'much." Philadelphia Ledger.
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-AVfcgetable Preparationfor As
similating theFoodandBeguIa
ling the Stomachs aMBowck of
Promotes DigcsIion.Checrfur
ness and Rest.Contains neither
Opium,Morphine norlineral.
Not Narcotic.
WU.SmM
Aperfecl Remedy forConstlpa
Tion, Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea
Worms .Convulsions .Feverish
ness and Loss OF SLEEP.
Facsimile Signature of
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26.0OJ MiSH!Nnlipl Valley hi.niraruke r are aln ady
located. 60U.00U aor a unleelup 1, Irrluab e land
still await ihe settler, fclt-h t a d ImwI wa ered
valley In the world. Fines c Imute: cho ceai fruit:
Immens- croiwol train, alfalfa su ar been. 14,0)0.
000 Invented In sug.ir fitc orles. Nmv It. (. exten
sion to lowHtone park opi n country of vast re
sources. Anlitoii started Jan. 1, lUOtt, a record
breaker. Write for particular.
C. C. MOO UK KRAI. KHTATK COMPANY
8t. Anthony and Ashton, Idaho.
FREE SAMPLE
MULE-TEAM BORAX
With 82-!)are Illustrated booklet, giving 1,000
Ufes for Borax In the Home. Farm and Dairy,
and a Souvenir Picture, 7xU In., 10 colors
free for 6c and your dealer s name. Address
Pacific Co&Nt Borax Co., Oakland, Cal.
EftRYS
Seeds
prove their worth at harvest
time. After over fifty yeara of
access, they are pronounced
the best and surest by careful
planters everywhere. Your
dealer sella them. 1307 Sett!
Annual free on request. ;
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VBronchitis
For over sixty years doctors
have endorsed Ayer's Cherry
Pectoral for coughs, colds,
weak lungs, bronchitis, con
sumption. You can trust a
medicine the best doctors sp
prove. Then trust this the next
time you have a hard cough.
" I had an awful eouith for over a rear, and
nothing seemed to do m any good. I tried
Ayer't ('berry Pectoral and was soon cared.
I recommend It to all sir friends wheneTer
they have a cough." Mia M. MYKKa,
Washington, D. C.
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t J. O. Ayr Co.. Lowell,
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hair vigor.
Ayer's Pills keep tha bowels regular.
All vegetable and gently laxative
RUBBER STAMPS
Best In America
W make them
We do not take orders and peddle onr Robber
Stamps, Seals, to. We manufacture our
own (roods. Our equipment la the newest
and best money ean buy. Write today or our
"ltubber Stamp Catalogue."
THE XKWIN-HODSON CO,
Portland. Oregon
0 PLATES
1 1LY DENTAL CO. Tira
One-third off regular priee for short time.
Dr. H. A. Hturdevant, formerly of The Dalles,
and Dr. B. F. Butler, formerly of Arlington,
are with us. They will be glad to meet their
om irienns.
Third and Couch Streets, Portland, Oregon.
R.C.6EE
Wonderful Horns
Treatment
This wonderful Chi
nes Doctor la called
great because he euros
tieople without opera
tion that ar ( Ten up
to die. He euros wl h
those wonderful t hi
nose herbs, roots, buds,
barks and vegetables
that are entirely nil-1
known to medical Act-
ence in thl country throunh the use of those
harmless remedies. This lamons doctor know
ui anion oi over owuinefnl remedies, which
be uses successfully In different diseases. H
rruaran'ee to oitrecatarrh, asthma, luni, throat
rheumatism, nervousness, stomach, liver, kid
neys, eta has hundreds of testimonials.
Charges moderate. Call and see him. l'a:lcnt
out of the oily write for blank and circular,
bend stamp. CONSULTATION i WliK
Address
The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co.
1 62 Drat St. S. E. Cor. Morrison
Mention paper Portland, Oregon
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Everyone who ffrows fruit, whether on a .rMnrim.ll
scale, or who lias a ben y patch or a garden, should be
uiierestra in yentng ins nioat proilt Irout bis eropa
lli'MI 1 I, .
ST. JOSEPH, MISSOURI
1 the only mmrailn In America which Is devoted
t-TVf
exclusively to the Interests of those who
raw rrult. Haudsoiiiely IllustratediSSto
pspres each month. Tells all about fruit
all kinds and nothlnir hut ftult hnv
1 "i.1 to market, how to psi-k, enlllvste. spray,
V " J Pne, how to MAKE MORE MONKY from
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We are so confident The Fnilt-OrowerwHI please, we
will send It thiee months absolutely free to any one In
terested infrolt. On terms noted In t'oi.tvin Itefnw. We
ofrrfh t'rines for new subscribers Trrlto forpar
ticil lars. write your nameand aildress I n blanks below.
Fruit-Grower Co.. BoxliosOosephTMo;
1 accent vour KRKK three mnnths' trial offer. At
end of th-ee months I will either pay for a year's su b
..erlptlon or notify you to stop paper. In either event
there Is to be HO charge for th thro months' trial.
Nam .
Rout ot P. O. Box Number .
Town-
. Stat.
Banking by lail
WE PAY
INTEREST
On saving depofrft of a dollar
or more, compounded twice
every year. It is just an eagy
to open a Savings Account with
us by Mail an if you lived next
door. Send for our free book
let, "Banking; by Mail," and
learn full particular!. Address
Oregon Trust &
Savings Bank
Portland, Oregon
Sixth and Washington SU.
P.N. 0
No. 2-07
iYlTHJEK writing- to ad Tart lrpletaa
f T mention till paper.
PUTNAM FADELESS DY
Color snore ood brighter ami faster color than any other dye. One 10c package color ailk, wool ami cotton -Kuarantccd
to five perfect result . Ask dealer, or we will send poet paid at 10c eaUuiic. Writ '
icocb and su color. MONKOC DRUG CO, Uoienviile, MUtrL .