The Athena press. (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, February 08, 1907, Image 5

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Newspaper Page Textu . Wrtl lt FL-KU-NA? "VIA SECURA." Simple Life All that la Left 'fo the Commoner. "What's up?" inquired Uncle Cyrus, looking up from his newspaper as Aunt Martha burst Into the kitchen. w'y, Mary Coombs says that one o' Indeed, Is It a Catarrh Remedy, or a Tonic, or Is It Both? Some people call Peruna agreat tonic. Others refer to Peruna as a great catarrh remedy. . Which of these people are right? Is it more proper to call Peruna a catarrh e here automobiles knocked a man uown yesterday 'n' like to killed him right In front o the Jutlson house !" "The Judson house ain't more'n five miles from the orchard," remarked Un do Cyni3, reflectively, after the details of the accident had been discussed duly, "Yes," said Aunt Martha, catching ma tnought, "suthln'll be happening 1 - i j. . iui uere at me tjorners rust we know." "It does seem," she continued, plain tively, "'s if folks can't be safe any. wheres nowadays. There was one com fort about the trolleys when they be gun to come into the villages they kep' on their tracks, an' didn't kill right 'n' left But with the automobiles riding over everything along the country roads w'y, war times wa'n't much worse." "Seems like we're drifting back to them old dark ages, don't it?" Uncle Cyrus regarded his anxious wife with twinkling eyes. "An' If you escape what goes snort ing round the roads, mebby you'll eat suthin out of a can 'n' die before your day. Mercy me, sence you read out about all them scandals about packing sometimes I can't stomach to eat meat 't all 1" "Well, it ain't so bad's it might be," remarked Uncle Cyrus, comfortably. "It's ten to one you V me'll live out our appointed time. There's no n.ort- gnge on this here old homestead an' it looked putty pop'lous out in the chicken yard this morning. Marthy, we kin Jest stay home 'n' eat alggs !" Youth's Companion. remedy than to call it a tonic? Our reply is, that Peruna is both a tonic and a catarrh remedy. uiere tun lto uu cuoviuoi unarm reuieuy uiac IS not alBO a tonic. Inorder to thoroughly relieve any case of catarrh, a remedy must not only have a specific action on the mucous membranes affected by the catarrh, but it must uave a general wiuu acuun on uie nervous system. Catarrh, even in persons who are otherwise strong, is a weakened condition ol some mucous memDrane. mere must be something to strengthen the circu lation, to give tone to the arteries, and to raise the vital force. Perhaps no vegetable remedy in ihe world has attracted so much attention from medical writers as liYiuiASTIS CANADENSIS. The wonderful efficacy oi niiB uoru una umu fowgmzeu many years, ana is growing in its hold upon the medical profession. When joined with CUBEBS and COPAIBA a trio of medi cal agents is formed in Peruna which constitutes a specific remedy for catarrh uumi in me preemi buiuj oi medicai progress cannot be improved upon. This . action, reinforced by such renowned tonics as COLLINSONIA CANADENSIS C0RYDAL1S FORMOSA and CEDRON SEED, ought to make this compound an luooi iciucujr iui ututnu ju an its uiages ana locations m the bodv. xrom a wieorencai scanapoint, therefore, Peruna is beyond criticism. The use of Peruna confirms this opinion. Numberless testimonials from every quart er of the earth furnish ample evidence that this judgment is not over enthusias ts. , uvu uiai-tuwn cAperienw connnns a wen grounaed theory the result is a truth that cannot be shaken. The Only Doubtful Cltiaeat. "Everybody Is telling exactly what you will do If you are elected to of fice." "Yes," answered the candidate. "Well, what will you do?" "I don't know yet" Washington Btar. How'a This? ' We offer One Hundred Dollar Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Ball' Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY A CO., Props., Toledo, 0. We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 16 yean, and believe him perfectly honorable in all businesa transac tions and financially able to carry out any ob ligations made by their firm. Wisr & Tkuax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Waldino, K inn an AMabvin, wholesale Drug gist, Toledo, O. Hall's Caiarrh Cure is taken Internally, act ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur faces of the system. Price 75c. per bottle. cwiu oy an irufcgisn. lesiimoniaJUl UeO. iiaU'i Family fills are the best. A Choice of Evils. Landlady-Would you advise me to send my daughter to a cooking school or to a music school? Boarder (reflectively) Well, I think I'd send her to a cooking school. It may be more fatal in its results, but it Isn't anything like so noisy. Of Coarse. Gunner1 I see where a man in the southwest had twenty-three children and then disappeared. What do you think of that? Guyer Why, that was nothing un usual. Gunner What? Guyer Why, twenty-three skldoo I BLOATED WITH DROPSY. The Heart Was Badly Affected When the Patient Began Using "'' Doan's Kidney Pills. Mrs. Elizabeth Maxwell, of 415 West Fourth St., Olympia, Wash., says: i?r t-t, years I suffered with a dropsical condition without jfj, being aware that j& it was due to kid- sWnev trouble. The w-'4 yw& Aurlv of a ovta mm ;i$V nrirtcinnllv hack. 1 ache and bearing down pain, but I went along with out worrying much until dropsy set in. My feet and an kles swelled up, my hands puffed and became so tense I could hardly close them. I had great difficulty in breath ing, and my heart would flutter with the least exertion. I could not walk far without stopping again and again tQ. rest. Since using four boxes of Doan's Kidney Pills the bloating has gone down and the feelings of distress have disappeared." Sold by all dealers. 60 cents a box. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. The End of Book. What brings about the end of books? Is it fire, water, worms? As every ship launched is bound to be wrecked, every theater to be burned, the finis of the book Is its reduction to ashes. What became of the Alexandrian li brary? Did the Saracens burn it In 640? There is this question asked: Was there any library at Alexandria containing 700,000 books? Gibbon In clines to the opinion that there was no such library. Canon Taylor insists that if there had been a library It was burned in the time of Julius Caesar. Tradition seems to Indicate, however, that there was a library in the sera peum, by no means a large collection, but whether destroyed by Theophllus or Theodosius is not known. It looks as If the charge brought against the Arabs rested on no foundation. Explo rations of Alexandria in 3805-90 show no traces of the serapeum. The sea port of Egypt was built on a damp foundation, and granting that there was a library, If not destroyed by fire, then the papyri might have suffered from decay due water. Books of to-day taken to India, to the Southern States and to the West Indies perish through mildew. Scrofula Few are entirely free from it. It may develop so slowly as to cause little if any disturbance during the whole period of childhood. It may then produce dyspepsia, ca- iarrn, ana marked tendency to con sumption, before causing eruptions, sores or swellings. To get entirely rid of it take the great blood-purifier, Hood's Sarsaparilla In usual liquid form or in chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses $1. A Deep Dig. Cholly Of course, I admit I talked about myself, but they talked about trade all the time, and, of course, that was worse. Miss Pepprey You were perfectly right It's better to talk about nothing than talk about trade. Philadelphia Press. happy, light-hearted and ody full of blood that can- Keep Your Eloo Pure. No one can b haj healthy with a body n t do it duty to every part be cause of its impurity j therefore, the first and most important work in hand is to pur ify the blood so that every organ will get the full benefit of a healthy circulation. There is no remedy we know of so good as that old family remedy, Brandrcths Tills. Kach pill contains one rain of tiie solid ex tra -t ofsnrsnparilla Wended with two grains of a combination of pure and mild vege table products, mak ng it a blood purifier unexcelled in character. One or two taken every night for awhile will produce sur prisi g res Its. ' Brandreth's Pills have been in use for over a century and are s Id in evt ry drup and im d:i ine store, either plain or sugar-coated. Upward of 200,000,000 gallons per an num of aerated waters are drunk in the United Kingdom. A Narrow Escape. The company had assembled In the church, but the bridegroom was no where to be found. Finally a messen ger announced that the young man had been run over and killed while on bis way to the church. "And Just think," she said a month afterward to a friend, "what a narrow escape I had from becoming a widow!" Br, Vitas' Pane and all Nerrom Dtsrasea permanently cured ty Ir. Kline's Ureal erve Restorer. Send for HiKh. S2tr 1 bnttlx and treatise, Dr. A. H. Kline, Ld., 831 Arch dU, I'tiUa.'a. Sounded Convineluajr. The editor was criticising the poem just brought in by the literary contrib utor. "You speak of the- 'spirit of the for est,'" he taid. "Do you think there is such ft thing as ft forest spirit, as dis tinguished from any other kind?" "Yes, sir 1" fiercely responded the liter ary contributor. "Didn't you ever hear of such a thing as wood alcohol?" You Can Get Allen's Toot-tase TRCC. . Write Allen B. Olmsted.Le Roy, N. Y., for a .rco sample of Alice's I'oot-Eisc. It curcMKu eat. iiig, but hwolien, aching foet. It make new or , ,Vi,.1Mm,0,ul vt ua. in growing nails and bunions. A 11 druglsU sell it. 2oo. Don't accept any substitute. From the Back Fence. City Boarder That old cat made an awful noise In the back yard last night Farmer Geehaw Yaasj ever sence he made a meal off th' canary las' win ter he's got th' idee in his head as heow he's a natur'l born singer, b'gosh I Mothers will find Mrs. Window Roothlni Syrup the beet remedy to use for their children aurlng the teething period. Seamen on native river craft 'n China get $3 a month; on sea-going Chinese vessels $S. They furnish their own food. PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS. PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any case of iclilng, blind, bleeding or protruding pile in 6 to 14 days or money ref unded.60c. aiunt Bread. Bread made from banana flour Is common enough In Europe and Eng land. One pound is said to contain more nourishment and energy produc ing material than one pound of the finest beefsteak, is much more digest ible and less than one-sixth the price. Sir Henry Stanley was a firm believer in the banana. He went so far as to advise that its consumption would cure rheumatism, gout and all liver affec tions. When lying at the point of death from gastritis a light gruel of banana flour mixed with milk was the only food he could retain and digest The secret of the banana as a health and strength producing food lies In Its high percentage of protelds and the great number of its calories, respectively 20 and 391.71. It is a perfectly balanced ration if sliced for breakfast and serv ed with milk and sugar. New York Press. Caution. "Why do you avoid making speeches yourself?" asked the friend. "It's better to have some one elM attend to the oratory," answered Sena tor Sorghum. "In that way you can ascertain which of your opinions ar unpopular and repudiate them." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Steel rusts seven times as rapidly as Iron. RHEUMATISM CAN NOT BE RUBBED AWAY Intestinal Indlsrestiom. ' It was formerly thought that tha stomach was the main organ of diges tion, and dyspepsia was supposed al ways to have Its seat there. But this question has been much studied of late, with the result that the stomach has been found to be of little account, com paratlvely, in the preparation of the food for absorption. The most Import ant part of digestion occurs In the up per part of . the Intestine, where the food, after leaving the stomach, Is churned and mixed thoroughly with the bile and pancreatic secretion. Since, then, the intestine takes such an important part In digestion, it is natural to suppose that a failure to per form this function properly would give rise to serious disturbances of health, and such, in fact, is the case. Intestinal Indigestion is a not un common affection at all periods of life, and is especially prevalent in children. The chief symptoms are flatulence, or wind, more or less colic, diarrhoea, or more often constipation, or an alterna tion of the two; and practical star v a tlon, as shown in weakness and emacia tion. The treatment Is mainly through diet, but this will vary, of course, according to age. In an infant the problem is a difficult one. If the child is fed arti ficially, all prepared foods containing starch should be taken away, and cows' milk, modified as to the amount of fat t,ugar or casein it contains, according to the physician's directions, should be substituted. If the infant is nursing, the life of the mother should be studied, for the state of her health may affect the milk injuriously. In older children and adults the amount of fats and of starchy foods must be carefully regulated. Cereals, pastry, rice, potatoes and bread must be cut out of the dietary for a time, or taken in very small quantity. When eaten at all they should be most thor oughly, even excessively, chewed, for in this way they may be in great meas ure digested by the saliva before reach ing the intestine. The diet should consist mainly of milk, white of eggs, and the more easi ly digestible meats and fish. The diar rhoea or constipation should be regu lated, and sometimes the administra tion of intestinal antiseptics Is bene ficial. Regular exercise in the open - It is perfectly natural to rub the spot that hurts, and when the muscles, nerves, joints and bones are throbbing and twitching with the pains of Rheumatism the sufferer i3 apt to turn to the liniment bottle, or some other external application, in an effort to get relief from the disease, by producing tounter-irritation on the flesh. Such treatment will quiet the pain tempo rarily, but can have no direct curative effect on the real disease because it does not reach the blood, where the cause is located. Rheumatism is more than skin deep it is rooted and grounded in the blood and can only be reached by constitutional treatment IT CANNOT BE RUBBED AWAY. Rheumatism is due to an excess of uric acid in the blood, brought about by the accumulation in the system of refuse matter which the natural avenues of bodily waste, the Bowels and Kidneys, have failed to carry off. This refuse matter, ccming in contact with the different acids of the body, forms uric acid which is absorbed into the blood and distributed to all parts of the body, and Rheumatism frets possession of the system. The aches and pains are only symptoms, and though they may be scattered or relieved for a time air is of great value In the treatment by surface treatment, they will reappear at the first exposure to cold or The cold Datn or snower-bath Is often dampness, or after an attack of indigestion or other irregularity. Rheuma-' of service, when it Is followed by a tisni can never be permanently cured while the circulation remains saturated healthy reaction. Youth's Companion. with irritating, pain-producing uric acid poison. The disease will shift , from muscle to muscle or joint to joint, settling on the nerves, causing uor' Biacteat Day. inflammation and swelling and such terrible pains that the nervous system Sir Henry Hozier, who has Just re is often shattered, the health undermined, and perhaps the patient becomes tired after thirty-two years' service at deformed and crippled for life. S. S. S. thoroughly cleanses the blood and secretary of Lloyd's, said not long ago renovates the circulation by neutralizing the acids and expelling all foreign ' that the blackest day he could remem inatterfrom the system. It warms and invigorates the blood so that instead . ber was in October,, 1881, when 108 ' of a weak, sour stream, constantly deposit- vemiels were Dosted as loat In tw.iva ing acrid and corrosive matter in the mus- hours. When a vessel is lost it Is an cles, nerves, joints and bones, the body is fed nounCed by the tolling of the bell which and nourished by rich, health-sustaining hang9 81 the crler's box. It I Wood which completely and permanently tolled once wnen . TeS8eI logt twIc cures peumatism. S. S. S. 13 composed when a mlS8ng vessel come, to port ff Ppfy"Z 1 tonic properties Kansa8 CUy JoarnaL jusu wiiai. is iiecueu in every case oi xnew . matism. It contains so potash, alkali or other mineral ingredient, but la Assessed, made entirely of purifying, healing extracts and juices of roots, herbs and -jour headline says," remarked the P41?18 . 8unnff from Rheumatism do not valuable time pj-jtlcal visitor, 'that the candidate trying to rub a blood disease away, but begin the use of S. S. S. and "write to man. as about your case and our physicians will give you any information or -wenr' advice desired free of charge and will send our special treatise on Rheumatism.1 MJt touiJiT .j WSSVXFTCPSGinS CO., ATIAXTA, CJU 'much." Philadelphia Ledger. MiiiHiii!Htiimiiiimiiuiimiiitiu lUliilllMIIIMlllllllllllllilllllillllUlll'riliillll'llllJll.lllMIUIIIIIilillll'IIIMIlliMIIIIIIIUIll -AVfcgetable Preparationfor As similating theFoodandBeguIa ling the Stomachs aMBowck of Promotes DigcsIion.Checrfur ness and Rest.Contains neither Opium,Morphine norlineral. Not Narcotic. 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