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    General Debility
Day In and day oat there Is that feeling
of weakness that makes a burden of Itselt.
Food does not strengthen.
Bleep does not refresh.
; It Is bard to do, bard to bear, what
should be easy, vitality Is on the ebb, and
the whole system suffers.
For this condition take
Hood's SarsapariIJa
It vitalizes the blood and gives vigor and
tone to all the organs and functions.
In. usual liquid form or In chocolated
tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses $1.
Not a Good Plan.
Gyer It Isn't always a good plan
tor a man to try to mate a name for
himself.
, Myer Why not?
Gyer Well, I knew a man once who
tried it, and he was arrested for for
gery. ' -
TO CUM A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE Tablets
Druggists refund money if ft falls, to core. E. W
SHOVE'S signature is on each box. 25c.
' .. , , Brutality.
Here the far western orator waxed fer
vent. "fellow, citizens," he exclaimed, "ordi-
Barilv' I rj'av no flrrpnftnn trt onmnnitrn
slanders, but the candidate on the. other
ticket has lied about me so persistently
and maliciously that torbearance bus
ceased to lie a virtue and I am going to
handle him without eoves!"
. "You can't !" hoarsely bellowed a mnn
with short hair, a thick neck, and a bull
dog face.
"Why not?" demanded the orator.
'"Cause it's agin the rules. Anywheres
In this State you've got to have gloves
weighin' at least two ounces !"
Mothers will find Mrs. Winsiows floothing
Byru p the best remedy to use fox their children
luring the teething period.
Worth Investigating.
. Saplelgh A little learning lis a dan
gerous thing, they' say. ;
-.Miss Caustique Well,; why don't you
gfet a little and find out Ipr ydurself ?
A Great Outside Remedy.
Most pains are of local origin a "crick"
in the back, a twinge of rheumatism a sore
ness all over arising from a cold are a 1'
cured by outsi e applications. The quick
est safest, and most certain method is All
cock's Plaster, known the world over as a
universal remedy for pain. They never fail,
they act prom p t fy they are clean ndchenp.
You can go right ahead wi.h your work
while the hea ing process goes on. Sixty
' years' use has given them a great reputation
V - ' Another Viewpoint.
"There is at least one thing to be
said in favor of boarding houses," said
Wedderly. -
"What's that?" queried Singleton.
; "The , man who boards usually gets
What, he kicks for," explained. Wedder
ly, ''but In hla own home he kicks in
vain." '
TORTURED WITH GRAVEL.
Since Using Doan's Kidney Pills Not
. a Single Stone Has Formed;
Capf S L. Crutei Adjt. Wm. Watts
camp, V.TJ. C. V., Roanoke, Va., says:
I suffered a long,
long time with my
back, and felt drag-
gy and listless and
tired all the time.
I lost from my usu
;: al weight, 225, to
170. Urinary pas-
aarrAtt :,m'Arfi t.nn frft.
quent and I have
had to get up often
at night; 1. bad
headaches and diz
zy spells also, but
)y"': worst ' suffering was from renal
fcoUc. ' After ! began using'Doan's Kid
ney. rills I passed a gravel .stone as big
as a'beanv Since then I have iiever
had an attack of gravel, arid have pick
ed up to my former health and weight.
I am a well man and give Doan's Kid-,
ney Pills credit for it." - -
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. L
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THE SOURCE OF iUX DISEASE
Every part of the body is dependent on the blood for nourishment and
Strength. When this life stream is flowing1 through the system in a state of
purity and richness we are assured of perfect and uninterrupted health;
because pure blood is nature's safe-guard ;against disease. When, however,
the body is fed on weak, jmpure or polluted blood, the system is deprived of
its strength, disease germs collect, and the trouble i3 manifested in various
ways. - Pustular eruptions, pimples, rashes and the different skin affections
Ehow that the blood is in a feverish and diseased condition as a result of too
uracil acid or the presence of come irritatiu ' humor. Sores and Ulcers are
the result of morbid, unhealthy matter in the blood, and Rheumatism, Ca
tarrh, Scrofula, Contagious Elood Poison, etc., are all deep-seated blood
disorders that will continue to grow worse a3 long as the poison remains.
These impurities and poisons find their way into the blood in various ways.
Often a sluggish, inactive condition of the systemj and torpid state of the
avenues of bodily waste, leaves the refuse and waste matters to sour and
fonn uric' and other, acids, which are taken up by the blood and distributed
throughout the circulation. Coming in contact with contagious diseases i3
another cause for the poisoning of the blood ; we also breathe the germs and
microbes of Malaria into our lungs, and when these get into the blood in
Sufficient quantity it becomes a carrier of disease instead of health. Some
are so unfortunate as to inherit bad blood, perhaps the dregs of some old
constitutional disease of ancestors is handed down to them and1 they are
constantly annoyed and troubled with it. Bad blood is the source of all dis
ease, and until this vital fluid is cleansed and purified the body is sure to
Buffer in some way. For blood troubles of any character S. S. S. is the best
remedy ever discovered. It goes down into the circulation and removes any
and all poisons, supplies the healthful properties it needs, and completely
PURELY VEGETABLE
slightest trace of the trouble for future outbreaks. The whole volume of
blood is renewed and cleansed after a course of S. S. S. It is also nature's
greatest tonic, made entirely of roots, herbs and barks, and IS absolutely
harmless to any part of the system. . S. S. S. is for sale at all first class
ru stores. Book on the blood and any medical advice free to all who write.
jl'Z SlYSFT SPZCSHG CO; ATLANTA, CAm
Story o n Flirtation.
"She wasn't one bit like the girls
who indulge In public flirtations; she
was so tall and cold and stately," began
the car conductor who observes thincs.
, I "When she got in at 35th street I saw
her catch his eye Immediately.
"He 6eemed indifferent and turned
his head away. She squeezed Into the
seat next to him and he became ab
sorbed in looking out of the window.
"She went to all sorts ol' trouble to
attract his attention, that girl. I saw
her myself. .Finally she jangled her
chatelaine loudly and looked at him
alluringly from beneath her long-lashed
eyes. -
"Then he turned and gazed at her
questioningly. She smiled, a bright;
unabashed smile, with the whole car
looking at her.
"Something In that smile warned
him, and" here the conductor paused
Impressively and .tried to Tilde the twin
kle in his eye "he reached, out two
pink, chubby little hands to grasp her
dangling chatelaine. ,
"Well, sir, she kissed one of those
chubby little hands and pinched his
little apple red cheeks and then asked
the woman who held him a question.
Guess it was his mother and she asked
how old he was." New York Sun. 1
i How's This?
' We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward fot
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Hall's Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHEKEY St CO., Props., Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known F. J.
Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac
tions and financially able to carry out any ob
ligations made by their firm.
West & Tkuax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.
Waldino, Kiknah & Marvin, VV holesale Drug
gets, Toledo, O.
I Hall's Caiarrh Cure is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Price 75c. per bottle.
Bold by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
iifui a i amuy I'ins are me best.
Soi Excluding American Students.
The authorities of the University of
Berlin say that statements published
abroad to the effect that the stringent
regulations concerning the admission
of - students are designed to exclude
many Americans altogether are .untrue.
Any graduate of an American college
who presents a passport and the diplo
ma of bachelor of arts or any other
equivalent degree will be admitted
without any questions. It is true that
the diplomats of some of the smallest
Institutions bearing the name of col
leges are omitted from the list of those
recognized. The new . regulations are
directed against Russians not having
sufficient means of support or who are
academically unqualified.'
White Animals Can't Smell. "
"Pure white animals," said a pet
stock ' dealer, "have no sense of smell,
Hence they are continually; eating
things that disagree with them and in
eight cases out of ten poison them
selves and die. Pure white pigs should
never; be allowed to run loose In the
fields and woods, For, without the pro
tection of a sense of smell, such pigs,
when they get out, eat all sorts of poi
sonous roots and berries and die off
rapidly. In Africa the white rhino
ceros poisons itself by eating the eu
phorbia, and pure white sheep are diffi
cult to rear because they are continu
ally munching shrubs and grasses that
don't agree with them." ' ,..
Sutler's Flag.
Deb, 21,- 18(56, Ueneral Benjamin F.
I Butler presented to congress the first
' genuine American flag, made of Ameri
can materials by American: labor, ever
! constructed in this country. Piroc to
that time all. American government
flags had been made of English bunt
ing. ' Since then all our official flags
have been the product exclusively of
American material and. labor. There
were . twenty -six stars in the flag at
that time.
' An Evldenc of Value.
"I. suppose you can remember when
a , lot of this land ( could have been
bougbt'for a song?" - ; -
"Yes," answered Farmer Corntossel.
"But after seein' how much my daugh
ter's, .. Bingln' lessons cost that doesn't
seem so cheap." Washington Star.
every kind. The action of S. S. S. is so
thorough that hereditary taints are removed
and weak, diseased blood made strong and
healthy so that disease cannot remain. , It
cures Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Sores
and Ulcers, Skin Diseases, Contagious
Ulood Poison, etc.. and does not leave the
TEXTS FOR TELEPHONE USERS.
PMMges from Scripture that May
Be Held to Apply
The Company. Their line Is gone out
I to all the earth and their words to
! the end of the world. Ps. xix :4.
Trunk Wires. Thy land shall be di
vided by line. Amos vll:17. j
The Service. Prepared for an hour,
and a day, aud a month, and a
, year. Rev. ix:15.
They were employed in that work
day and night I. Chron. Ix :33.
Monopoly. We have no might against
this great company. II. Chron. xx :
Now, shall this company lick up all
that are round about us? Num.
xxii:4. ' I
Threatened Competition. See I ' There
come people down by the middle
of the land, another company come
along! Judges lx:27.
"Information." Is there any number?
Job xxv :3. . . , ,
I know not the numbers thereof.
Ps. lxxi:15.
Search may be made In the book of
the records. Ezra iv:15.
He telleth the number. Ps. cxlvll :4.
His number Is 006. Rev. xlli :18.
I , understood the number. Dan.
lx:2.
the Call. When I call, answer me
speedily. - Ps. ell :2.
I called him, but he gave me no an
swer. Cant v:6.
.Then they waited acordlng to their
order. I. Chron. vl :32.
Call now, if there be any that will
answer thee ! Job v :1.
Where Is the receiver? Isa. xxxlv:
IS.
Let every man be swift to hear and
slow to speak. James 1 :19.
Thou didst call me. I. Sam. ill :6. .
, The Conversation. Call thou and I will
answer, or let me speak, and an
swer thou me. Job xlil :22.
They . could not take hold of his
words. Luke xx :26. . . . ,
Ye have heard my conversation In
time past. Gal. 1:23.
Except ye utter words easy to be
understood, how shall it be known
" what is spoken? for ye shall speak
lnto'the air. I. Cor. xlv:9.
We use great plainness of speech. II.
Cor. 111:12.
Except they give a distinction in the
sounds how shall . It be known?
I. Cor. xiV :7.
, I had rather speak five, words with
. my, understanding than ten thous
and in an unknown tongue. I. Cor.
xlv:19.
rhe Interruption. I said In my haste,
"I am cut off." Ps, xxxl :22.
There Is no speech nor language. Ps.
xlx :3. ,
His name should not have been cut
, off. Isa. xlvlll:19.
If he cut off, and shut up, who can
hinder him? Job. xi:10.
There are so many kinds of voices
In the. world. I. Cor. xlv:10.
Thou hearest the sound thereof, but
canst not tell whence it cometh.
John ill :8.
Put off the former conversation.
Eph. lv:22..s
I will cut him off. Lev. xxvli :10.
A dreadful sound is in his ears. Job
xv :21.
The sound of the grinding Is low.
Eccles. xii:4. '
Who hath stretched the line upon It?
Job xxxvii:5.
Cut off his branches. Dan. lx:4.
Rebuke the company! Ps. lxviil:30.
Thou and all thy company. Num.
xvl :16. ;
Be damned! Mark xvl:16.
What a word Is this ! Luke iv :36.
Forget it ! Prov. iv :5.
Evildoers shall be cut off. Ps. xxxvll :
9. .;
. They went to their own company and
reported. Acts lv :23.
The 'Party Wire. Line upon line, line
upon line. Isa. xxvlll:10.
Both parties shall come before. Exod.
xxii :9.
While they are yet speaking I will
hear. Isa. Ixv :24.
Not to boast in another man's line.
II. Cor. x :16.
Pay Stations. Will they not pay toll?
Ezra iv:13.
tl shall not be lawful to Impose toll.
Ezra vli:24. ' . .
Thou hast nothing .to pay. Prov.
xxli :27.
Wherefore kick ye. I. Sam. 11:29.
Twenty and three! .Judges x:2.
New York Sun.
Life In a Great Cltr.
They were not exactly from the rural
districts, but near it
As he finished registering at the '
Grand Avenue Hotel the clerk politely !
asked : ;
"Bath?" v
The guest laid down the pen, looked
at his wife, and asked;
"Saray, do we want a bath?"
"Why, no, Hiram," she replied, shy
ly. "You know we both took one before
we left home." Milwaukee Sentinel.
Up to Date. '
"These whistling buoys, are very
much out of date," said the girl to her
companion on the steamer sailing In
New York bay.
"I don't see anything the matter with
them," replied the young man.
"Why don't they fix em so they'll
whistle 'WalUng at the Church,' I won
der?" Yonkers Statesman.
How They Lay t"s IXoner.
Knlcker Rockefeller admires French
thrift
Bocker Well, then, they can't wear
Paris gowns. New York Sun.
A woman never thoroughly enjoys
anything she can't cry over.
It's worse than useless to advertise
for lost faith.
My Hair is
Extra Long
Feed your hair; nourish it;
give it something to live on.
Then it will stop falling, and
will grow long and heavy.
Ayer's Hair Vigor is the only
hair-food you can buy. For
60 years it has been doing
just what we claim it will do.
It will not disappoint you.
" My hair nl to be rry hort. Bnt after
Ullug Ayer't Hair Viitor a short time it bega
to grow, and now it l fourteen tuchet long.
This leemn a splendid remit to me after being
almnt without any hair." Has. J. U. Firca,
Colorado Spring!, Colo.
lUd by J. O. Ajw Co., Lowell, Mm.
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Aito manuwoiuwa or
' SARSAPARJUA.
i ip rc pius-
If W O CHERRV PECTORAL.
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i.,-::iv;v ' Hj.iu.. v.v
only, by
company
the front
i:-!te;.i:.
ouUvlilaVlKy.
Wronj Time ot Tear.
Passenger I suppose you know, Sam,
that your bosses are cutting a melon.
Doesn't it make your mouth water?
Pullman Porter No, suh. I done los
my interest in melons fur dis yeah. Hit
would be diff'unt, o' co'se, If dey wuz
cahvin' a 'possum, tun.
Bt. Vitus' Dance and all Nervous Dispones
nprminentiv cured br Dr. Kline's Ureal
.rva SMiiorer. Send for KKKE 12 trial bottle and
treatise. Dr. U. ii. Kline, ixl., va Arcn bi,, rima-ra.
A Snr felted Cralo.
"Remember," said the melodramatic
man, "there are things In this life that
money cannot buy."
"Yes," answered the Impecunious
person, wearily, "but I had enough of
them long ago. What I want now la a
change." Washington Star.
FRUIT TREES, VINES, PLANTS
BERKSHIRE SWINE, (Registered)
SHORTHORN CATTLE, (Registered)
BARRED AND WHITE ROCKS
PACIFIC NURSERY CO.
Catalogue free. Tangent, Oregon
CROPS NEVER FAIL
In ibe Uppxr Snake Valley, Idaho, where
26,000 Mi&Hisainpl Valley- hnmeeekers are already
lfx ated. SOO.UOu acrs undm elop d, irrlgab e land
still await ill n-tlir. Melt at and tx-at wa ered
valley in the world. Fine c lunate; cho cest frull ;
Irnmens" crops or uraln, alfalfa u ar bet. 4,0U0,
000 invested In sug.-tr fac ories. New H. It. i xteir
sion to Ve lowstoue park op. ns country of vast re
sources. Aahton started Jan. t, lUOtt, a record
breaker. Write for part.culhr.
C. C. MOOKK KKA I. KSTATE COMPANY
St. Anthony aud Aahton, Idaho.
HOLDUP!
and consider
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CLOTHING.
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School for Smlllngv
"You would be surprised," said n
teacher, "could you but know how
large a part the smile plays In real
life. In these days It is the woman
who smiles!
"Once upon a time It was the worn
nu who frowned; and there were
periods, In the Jane Eyre days, wnen
to wear an Imperious expression was
the real thing. But that was long ago. I
In these days It is the girl with a
laugh.
"Even queens laugh. In the latest
picture of Queen Amelia of Portugal
that royal lady wears a smiis so deep
that It will not come off, while Queen
Alexandra has been caught by the
camera smiling.
"There is a distinct art in smiling.
The eyes must smile and the whole
face must light up."
Cruel Thrust.
The Bard Such a stupid, absent
minded Janitor. I gave him one of my
poems to mail and Instead of dropping
It In the mall box on the corner he
dropped It In the waste-paper box.
Miss Tabasco But why do you call
him stupid?
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If more than ordinary skill in playing brings the honors of the
game to the winning player, so exceptional merit in a remedy
ensures the commendation of the well informed, and as a reason
able amount of outdoor life and recreation is conducive to the
health and strength, so does a perfect laxative tend to one's
improvement in cases of constipation, biliousness, headaches,
etc. It is all-important, however, in selecting a laxative, to
choose one ot known quality and excellence, like the ever pleas
ant Syrup of Figs, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup
, Co., a laxative which sweetens and cleanses the system effect
. ually, when a laxative is needed, without any unpleasant after
effects, as it acts naturally and gently on the internal organs,
simply assisting nature when nature needs assistance, without
. griping, irritating, or debilitating the internal organs in any way,,
as it contains nothing of an objectionable or injurious nature.
As the plants which are combined with the figs in the manu
facture of Syrup of Figs are known to physicians to act most
beneficially upon the system, the remedy has met with their
general approval as a family laxative, a fact wfill worth con
sidering in making purchases.
It is because of the fact that SYRDP CF FIGS
is a remedy of known quality and excellence, and approved by
physicians that has led to its use by so many millions of well
informed people, who would not use any remedy of uncertain
quality or inferior reputation. .Every family should have a
bottle of the genuine on hand at all times, to use when a
laxative remedy is required. Please to remember that the
genuine SvruD of Fies is for sale in hottles nf nn ri7o
all reputable druggists and that full name of the
California Fig Syrup Co., is plainly printed on
of every package. Regular price, 50c per bottle.
r tor Ma a 1 1 1 mm inarm n i m i i i
IguFORNiA Fig Syrup (M
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LARGE
All the best breed
ing and Individuality.
Young stock on hand
at all times. Correti
pontlenne tollclteil,
batifa!tion guaran
teed. Address
D. L. KEYT
Perrydale, Oregon
ENGLISH
BERKSHIRES
BIG MONEY
For you In
NEVADA MINES
A Few; Hundred C A. STOCKTON, Broker
RiKhtly Invested . ...
Means Riches. 228 lumber Exchange
Write Today. PORTLAND, OREGON
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RUBBER STAMPS
Best in America
We make them
fctamps, tieaU, Etc. Ve manufacture our
own groods. Our equipincut is the uewont
and best nioney can buy. W rite today tut our
"Kubber fclamp Catalogue."
THE IRWIN-HODSON CO,
Portland, Oregon
HO PLATES
1 ILY DENTAL CO.
Le One-third off rcetilar nrice foi
THE MlilLESS
DENTISTS
One-third off rcetilar nrice for short time.
Or. H. A. Hturdevatit, lormerly of The Dailcs,
ind Dr. F. A. Butler formerly of Arlington,
are with us. They will be glad to meet their
old friends.
Third and Couch Streets. Portland. Oreaofl.
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Penetrates to the Spot
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Price 23c and 50c
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HOWAHD E. BUHTON. Assayer arj Chemlss,
Leadville, ('olorudo, hpwlmfii prlres: Mold,
Silver, Lead, 1 1 Hold, Hllver,75cj Oold, SOo Zlnoor
CoiipiT.f 1. Cyanlilo tests. Mulling envelopes and
full price list sent on application. Control and Urn.
pire work solicited. JUelureacei Carbonate Kes
tional Bknlc
GASOLtNE ENGINES I to 4 horse-
lower fully warranted, 125. All sites and
t) lei at lowest prices. Writs for catalog.
REIERSON MACHINERY COMPANY
Portland. Orcgesa
have stood the test for over no vests.
and are still in the lead. Their absolute
certainty of growth, their uncommonly
large yields of delicious vegetables and
Deautiiui nowers, make them the most
reliable aud the most popular every.
wnere. bold ty an dealers. 1907
Beca Annual free on request.
L
D. M. FERRY a CO.,
Detroit, Mich.
MAKE MORE MONEY
ON FRUIT CROPS
Krrryone whoRTown fnift, whether on .arseorwnall
or who hu.n tten y patch or Ktrrlcn, should b
inin-8t.(l tii trfltliitr the ino-t pre lit from him cropt.
ST. JOSEPH, MISSOURI
It th only inarftz1n- In Amtr1r whlrh In dro(i
extrtui'ivt'ijr to trie intFrftRtii or mow
arrow fruit. UntnlmmeiY llluntmt-! :3 m
.8 fimuf fHch month. Tells all attout fml
r ail k inn n noininu; but inut nw
toinm-k't, how to itn'-k. .!( (vHt. firtty,
pnititj, how to MARK MONK Mo SKY trtrn
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our ura sionatiutu r ruit toos th Dn in aziswuctw
Three Months Free
We are no confident Th Fnilt-Orowr will pli,w
will ffwJ It tin - monilmalHohiUfly fre toanvonlv
UMVNtxl In fruit, on term itotfd In Coujxm h(ow, W
offfrCwh I'ritwa for nw mibri1leti writ forpar
tk'iilam. Wrto jroiirnnntaiila(1ilrMtHln hlaiikw wow.
Fruit-Grower Co Box 38, St. Joienh, Mo.
I e(ttpt your KlikK t hrc moiithkr trial ofir. At
cvitl of thvM month I will ithfr pny for a yenft inib
evHptfrtn or notify ymi to top ipfr. In elthravnt
tbaiatitob KO charge for th threa mouihtf trLaL
Hunt .
Route at P. O. Box Numbsr .
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