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Newspaper Page TextGeneral Debility Day In and day oat there Is that feeling of weakness that makes a burden of Itselt. Food does not strengthen. Bleep does not refresh. ; It Is bard to do, bard to bear, what should be easy, vitality Is on the ebb, and the whole system suffers. For this condition take Hood's SarsapariIJa It vitalizes the blood and gives vigor and tone to all the organs and functions. In. usual liquid form or In chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses $1. Not a Good Plan. Gyer It Isn't always a good plan tor a man to try to mate a name for himself. , Myer Why not? Gyer Well, I knew a man once who tried it, and he was arrested for for gery. ' - TO CUM A COLD IN ONE DAY Take LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE Tablets Druggists refund money if ft falls, to core. E. W SHOVE'S signature is on each box. 25c. ' .. , , Brutality. Here the far western orator waxed fer vent. "fellow, citizens," he exclaimed, "ordi- Barilv' I rj'av no flrrpnftnn trt onmnnitrn slanders, but the candidate on the. other ticket has lied about me so persistently and maliciously that torbearance bus ceased to lie a virtue and I am going to handle him without eoves!" . "You can't !" hoarsely bellowed a mnn with short hair, a thick neck, and a bull dog face. "Why not?" demanded the orator. '"Cause it's agin the rules. Anywheres In this State you've got to have gloves weighin' at least two ounces !" Mothers will find Mrs. Winsiows floothing Byru p the best remedy to use fox their children luring the teething period. Worth Investigating. . Saplelgh A little learning lis a dan gerous thing, they' say. ; -.Miss Caustique Well,; why don't you gfet a little and find out Ipr ydurself ? A Great Outside Remedy. Most pains are of local origin a "crick" in the back, a twinge of rheumatism a sore ness all over arising from a cold are a 1' cured by outsi e applications. The quick est safest, and most certain method is All cock's Plaster, known the world over as a universal remedy for pain. They never fail, they act prom p t fy they are clean ndchenp. You can go right ahead wi.h your work while the hea ing process goes on. Sixty ' years' use has given them a great reputation V - ' Another Viewpoint. "There is at least one thing to be said in favor of boarding houses," said Wedderly. - "What's that?" queried Singleton. ; "The , man who boards usually gets What, he kicks for," explained. Wedder ly, ''but In hla own home he kicks in vain." ' TORTURED WITH GRAVEL. Since Using Doan's Kidney Pills Not . a Single Stone Has Formed; Capf S L. Crutei Adjt. Wm. Watts camp, V.TJ. C. V., Roanoke, Va., says: I suffered a long, long time with my back, and felt drag- gy and listless and tired all the time. I lost from my usu ;: al weight, 225, to 170. Urinary pas- aarrAtt :,m'Arfi t.nn frft. quent and I have had to get up often at night; 1. bad headaches and diz zy spells also, but )y"': worst ' suffering was from renal fcoUc. ' After ! began using'Doan's Kid ney. rills I passed a gravel .stone as big as a'beanv Since then I have iiever had an attack of gravel, arid have pick ed up to my former health and weight. I am a well man and give Doan's Kid-, ney Pills credit for it." - - Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. L rr?. is' mm THE SOURCE OF iUX DISEASE Every part of the body is dependent on the blood for nourishment and Strength. When this life stream is flowing1 through the system in a state of purity and richness we are assured of perfect and uninterrupted health; because pure blood is nature's safe-guard ;against disease. When, however, the body is fed on weak, jmpure or polluted blood, the system is deprived of its strength, disease germs collect, and the trouble i3 manifested in various ways. - Pustular eruptions, pimples, rashes and the different skin affections Ehow that the blood is in a feverish and diseased condition as a result of too uracil acid or the presence of come irritatiu ' humor. Sores and Ulcers are the result of morbid, unhealthy matter in the blood, and Rheumatism, Ca tarrh, Scrofula, Contagious Elood Poison, etc., are all deep-seated blood disorders that will continue to grow worse a3 long as the poison remains. These impurities and poisons find their way into the blood in various ways. Often a sluggish, inactive condition of the systemj and torpid state of the avenues of bodily waste, leaves the refuse and waste matters to sour and fonn uric' and other, acids, which are taken up by the blood and distributed throughout the circulation. Coming in contact with contagious diseases i3 another cause for the poisoning of the blood ; we also breathe the germs and microbes of Malaria into our lungs, and when these get into the blood in Sufficient quantity it becomes a carrier of disease instead of health. Some are so unfortunate as to inherit bad blood, perhaps the dregs of some old constitutional disease of ancestors is handed down to them and1 they are constantly annoyed and troubled with it. Bad blood is the source of all dis ease, and until this vital fluid is cleansed and purified the body is sure to Buffer in some way. For blood troubles of any character S. S. S. is the best remedy ever discovered. It goes down into the circulation and removes any and all poisons, supplies the healthful properties it needs, and completely PURELY VEGETABLE slightest trace of the trouble for future outbreaks. The whole volume of blood is renewed and cleansed after a course of S. S. S. It is also nature's greatest tonic, made entirely of roots, herbs and barks, and IS absolutely harmless to any part of the system. . S. S. S. is for sale at all first class ru stores. Book on the blood and any medical advice free to all who write. jl'Z SlYSFT SPZCSHG CO; ATLANTA, CAm Story o n Flirtation. "She wasn't one bit like the girls who indulge In public flirtations; she was so tall and cold and stately," began the car conductor who observes thincs. , I "When she got in at 35th street I saw her catch his eye Immediately. "He 6eemed indifferent and turned his head away. She squeezed Into the seat next to him and he became ab sorbed in looking out of the window. "She went to all sorts ol' trouble to attract his attention, that girl. I saw her myself. .Finally she jangled her chatelaine loudly and looked at him alluringly from beneath her long-lashed eyes. - "Then he turned and gazed at her questioningly. She smiled, a bright; unabashed smile, with the whole car looking at her. "Something In that smile warned him, and" here the conductor paused Impressively and .tried to Tilde the twin kle in his eye "he reached, out two pink, chubby little hands to grasp her dangling chatelaine. , "Well, sir, she kissed one of those chubby little hands and pinched his little apple red cheeks and then asked the woman who held him a question. Guess it was his mother and she asked how old he was." New York Sun. 1 i How's This? ' We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward fot any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHEKEY St CO., Props., Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transac tions and financially able to carry out any ob ligations made by their firm. West & Tkuax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Waldino, Kiknah & Marvin, VV holesale Drug gets, Toledo, O. I Hall's Caiarrh Cure is taken internally, act ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur faces of the system. Price 75c. per bottle. Bold by all Druggists. Testimonials free. iifui a i amuy I'ins are me best. Soi Excluding American Students. The authorities of the University of Berlin say that statements published abroad to the effect that the stringent regulations concerning the admission of - students are designed to exclude many Americans altogether are .untrue. Any graduate of an American college who presents a passport and the diplo ma of bachelor of arts or any other equivalent degree will be admitted without any questions. It is true that the diplomats of some of the smallest Institutions bearing the name of col leges are omitted from the list of those recognized. The new . regulations are directed against Russians not having sufficient means of support or who are academically unqualified.' White Animals Can't Smell. " "Pure white animals," said a pet stock ' dealer, "have no sense of smell, Hence they are continually; eating things that disagree with them and in eight cases out of ten poison them selves and die. Pure white pigs should never; be allowed to run loose In the fields and woods, For, without the pro tection of a sense of smell, such pigs, when they get out, eat all sorts of poi sonous roots and berries and die off rapidly. In Africa the white rhino ceros poisons itself by eating the eu phorbia, and pure white sheep are diffi cult to rear because they are continu ally munching shrubs and grasses that don't agree with them." ' ,.. Sutler's Flag. Deb, 21,- 18(56, Ueneral Benjamin F. I Butler presented to congress the first ' genuine American flag, made of Ameri can materials by American: labor, ever ! constructed in this country. Piroc to that time all. American government flags had been made of English bunt ing. ' Since then all our official flags have been the product exclusively of American material and. labor. There were . twenty -six stars in the flag at that time. ' An Evldenc of Value. "I. suppose you can remember when a , lot of this land ( could have been bougbt'for a song?" - ; - "Yes," answered Farmer Corntossel. "But after seein' how much my daugh ter's, .. Bingln' lessons cost that doesn't seem so cheap." Washington Star. every kind. The action of S. S. S. is so thorough that hereditary taints are removed and weak, diseased blood made strong and healthy so that disease cannot remain. , It cures Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Sores and Ulcers, Skin Diseases, Contagious Ulood Poison, etc.. and does not leave the TEXTS FOR TELEPHONE USERS. PMMges from Scripture that May Be Held to Apply The Company. Their line Is gone out I to all the earth and their words to ! the end of the world. Ps. xix :4. Trunk Wires. Thy land shall be di vided by line. Amos vll:17. j The Service. Prepared for an hour, and a day, aud a month, and a , year. Rev. ix:15. They were employed in that work day and night I. Chron. Ix :33. Monopoly. We have no might against this great company. II. Chron. xx : Now, shall this company lick up all that are round about us? Num. xxii:4. ' I Threatened Competition. See I ' There come people down by the middle of the land, another company come along! Judges lx:27. "Information." Is there any number? Job xxv :3. . . , , I know not the numbers thereof. Ps. lxxi:15. Search may be made In the book of the records. Ezra iv:15. He telleth the number. Ps. cxlvll :4. His number Is 006. Rev. xlli :18. I , understood the number. Dan. lx:2. the Call. When I call, answer me speedily. - Ps. ell :2. I called him, but he gave me no an swer. Cant v:6. .Then they waited acordlng to their order. I. Chron. vl :32. Call now, if there be any that will answer thee ! Job v :1. Where Is the receiver? Isa. xxxlv: IS. Let every man be swift to hear and slow to speak. James 1 :19. Thou didst call me. I. Sam. ill :6. . , The Conversation. Call thou and I will answer, or let me speak, and an swer thou me. Job xlil :22. They . could not take hold of his words. Luke xx :26. . . . , Ye have heard my conversation In time past. Gal. 1:23. Except ye utter words easy to be understood, how shall it be known " what is spoken? for ye shall speak lnto'the air. I. Cor. xlv:9. We use great plainness of speech. II. Cor. 111:12. Except they give a distinction in the sounds how shall . It be known? I. Cor. xiV :7. , I had rather speak five, words with . my, understanding than ten thous and in an unknown tongue. I. Cor. xlv:19. rhe Interruption. I said In my haste, "I am cut off." Ps, xxxl :22. There Is no speech nor language. Ps. xlx :3. , His name should not have been cut , off. Isa. xlvlll:19. If he cut off, and shut up, who can hinder him? Job. xi:10. There are so many kinds of voices In the. world. I. Cor. xlv:10. Thou hearest the sound thereof, but canst not tell whence it cometh. John ill :8. Put off the former conversation. Eph. lv:22..s I will cut him off. Lev. xxvli :10. A dreadful sound is in his ears. Job xv :21. The sound of the grinding Is low. Eccles. xii:4. ' Who hath stretched the line upon It? Job xxxvii:5. Cut off his branches. Dan. lx:4. Rebuke the company! Ps. lxviil:30. Thou and all thy company. Num. xvl :16. ; Be damned! Mark xvl:16. What a word Is this ! Luke iv :36. Forget it ! Prov. iv :5. Evildoers shall be cut off. Ps. xxxvll : 9. .; . They went to their own company and reported. Acts lv :23. The 'Party Wire. Line upon line, line upon line. Isa. xxvlll:10. Both parties shall come before. Exod. xxii :9. While they are yet speaking I will hear. Isa. Ixv :24. Not to boast in another man's line. II. Cor. x :16. Pay Stations. Will they not pay toll? Ezra iv:13. tl shall not be lawful to Impose toll. Ezra vli:24. ' . . Thou hast nothing .to pay. Prov. xxli :27. Wherefore kick ye. I. Sam. 11:29. Twenty and three! .Judges x:2. New York Sun. Life In a Great Cltr. They were not exactly from the rural districts, but near it As he finished registering at the ' Grand Avenue Hotel the clerk politely ! asked : ; "Bath?" v The guest laid down the pen, looked at his wife, and asked; "Saray, do we want a bath?" "Why, no, Hiram," she replied, shy ly. "You know we both took one before we left home." Milwaukee Sentinel. Up to Date. ' "These whistling buoys, are very much out of date," said the girl to her companion on the steamer sailing In New York bay. "I don't see anything the matter with them," replied the young man. "Why don't they fix em so they'll whistle 'WalUng at the Church,' I won der?" Yonkers Statesman. How They Lay t"s IXoner. Knlcker Rockefeller admires French thrift Bocker Well, then, they can't wear Paris gowns. New York Sun. A woman never thoroughly enjoys anything she can't cry over. It's worse than useless to advertise for lost faith. My Hair is Extra Long Feed your hair; nourish it; give it something to live on. Then it will stop falling, and will grow long and heavy. Ayer's Hair Vigor is the only hair-food you can buy. For 60 years it has been doing just what we claim it will do. It will not disappoint you. " My hair nl to be rry hort. Bnt after Ullug Ayer't Hair Viitor a short time it bega to grow, and now it l fourteen tuchet long. This leemn a splendid remit to me after being almnt without any hair." Has. J. U. Firca, Colorado Spring!, Colo. lUd by J. O. Ajw Co., Lowell, Mm. A Aito manuwoiuwa or ' SARSAPARJUA. i ip rc pius- If W O CHERRV PECTORAL. tS3. i i.,-::iv;v ' Hj.iu.. v.v only, by company the front i:-!te;.i:. ouUvlilaVlKy. Wronj Time ot Tear. Passenger I suppose you know, Sam, that your bosses are cutting a melon. Doesn't it make your mouth water? Pullman Porter No, suh. I done los my interest in melons fur dis yeah. Hit would be diff'unt, o' co'se, If dey wuz cahvin' a 'possum, tun. Bt. Vitus' Dance and all Nervous Dispones nprminentiv cured br Dr. Kline's Ureal .rva SMiiorer. Send for KKKE 12 trial bottle and treatise. Dr. U. ii. Kline, ixl., va Arcn bi,, rima-ra. A Snr felted Cralo. "Remember," said the melodramatic man, "there are things In this life that money cannot buy." "Yes," answered the Impecunious person, wearily, "but I had enough of them long ago. What I want now la a change." Washington Star. FRUIT TREES, VINES, PLANTS BERKSHIRE SWINE, (Registered) SHORTHORN CATTLE, (Registered) BARRED AND WHITE ROCKS PACIFIC NURSERY CO. Catalogue free. Tangent, Oregon CROPS NEVER FAIL In ibe Uppxr Snake Valley, Idaho, where 26,000 Mi&Hisainpl Valley- hnmeeekers are already lfx ated. SOO.UOu acrs undm elop d, irrlgab e land still await ill n-tlir. Melt at and tx-at wa ered valley in the world. Fine c lunate; cho cest frull ; Irnmens" crops or uraln, alfalfa u ar bet. 4,0U0, 000 invested In sug.-tr fac ories. New H. It. i xteir sion to Ve lowstoue park op. ns country of vast re sources. Aahton started Jan. t, lUOtt, a record breaker. Write for part.culhr. C. C. MOOKK KKA I. KSTATE COMPANY St. Anthony aud Aahton, Idaho. HOLDUP! and consider ZFR, POMMEL bkandSLICKEH 11 KE ALL ! WATERFRDOf CLOTHING. limadf of thf bfsf mdtmiis.r btirkoorlfcFW ranlrd.iin! sold t rfiwSf Mn wmfort U7- STICK TO TNC SIGN OF THE F15H tSM nUtS?" CAHAtlAH CAJrfiWtt AJTOwcK CO. cl aw Tr:ti)NTr).c"4. ttrrcn r-i jiA jjT mm mm 1 ... 1 SBlaar. XW JV II N II MtltU V School for Smlllngv "You would be surprised," said n teacher, "could you but know how large a part the smile plays In real life. In these days It is the woman who smiles! "Once upon a time It was the worn nu who frowned; and there were periods, In the Jane Eyre days, wnen to wear an Imperious expression was the real thing. But that was long ago. I In these days It is the girl with a laugh. "Even queens laugh. In the latest picture of Queen Amelia of Portugal that royal lady wears a smiis so deep that It will not come off, while Queen Alexandra has been caught by the camera smiling. "There is a distinct art in smiling. The eyes must smile and the whole face must light up." Cruel Thrust. The Bard Such a stupid, absent minded Janitor. I gave him one of my poems to mail and Instead of dropping It In the mall box on the corner he dropped It In the waste-paper box. Miss Tabasco But why do you call him stupid? I ... r If more than ordinary skill in playing brings the honors of the game to the winning player, so exceptional merit in a remedy ensures the commendation of the well informed, and as a reason able amount of outdoor life and recreation is conducive to the health and strength, so does a perfect laxative tend to one's improvement in cases of constipation, biliousness, headaches, etc. It is all-important, however, in selecting a laxative, to choose one ot known quality and excellence, like the ever pleas ant Syrup of Figs, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup , Co., a laxative which sweetens and cleanses the system effect . ually, when a laxative is needed, without any unpleasant after effects, as it acts naturally and gently on the internal organs, simply assisting nature when nature needs assistance, without . griping, irritating, or debilitating the internal organs in any way,, as it contains nothing of an objectionable or injurious nature. As the plants which are combined with the figs in the manu facture of Syrup of Figs are known to physicians to act most beneficially upon the system, the remedy has met with their general approval as a family laxative, a fact wfill worth con sidering in making purchases. It is because of the fact that SYRDP CF FIGS is a remedy of known quality and excellence, and approved by physicians that has led to its use by so many millions of well informed people, who would not use any remedy of uncertain quality or inferior reputation. .Every family should have a bottle of the genuine on hand at all times, to use when a laxative remedy is required. Please to remember that the genuine SvruD of Fies is for sale in hottles nf nn ri7o all reputable druggists and that full name of the California Fig Syrup Co., is plainly printed on of every package. Regular price, 50c per bottle. r tor Ma a 1 1 1 mm inarm n i m i i i IguFORNiA Fig Syrup (M r. LARGE All the best breed ing and Individuality. Young stock on hand at all times. Correti pontlenne tollclteil, batifa!tion guaran teed. Address D. L. KEYT Perrydale, Oregon ENGLISH BERKSHIRES BIG MONEY For you In NEVADA MINES A Few; Hundred C A. STOCKTON, Broker RiKhtly Invested . ... Means Riches. 228 lumber Exchange Write Today. PORTLAND, OREGON mm 111 HULL' RUBBER STAMPS Best in America We make them fctamps, tieaU, Etc. Ve manufacture our own groods. Our equipincut is the uewont and best nioney can buy. W rite today tut our "Kubber fclamp Catalogue." THE IRWIN-HODSON CO, Portland, Oregon HO PLATES 1 ILY DENTAL CO. Le One-third off rcetilar nrice foi THE MlilLESS DENTISTS One-third off rcetilar nrice for short time. Or. H. A. Hturdevatit, lormerly of The Dailcs, ind Dr. F. A. Butler formerly of Arlington, are with us. They will be glad to meet their old friends. Third and Couch Streets. Portland. Oreaofl. mm OOOOOSGOOOQC LUMBAGO AND SCIATICA Penetrates to the Spot RiCht on the dot. Price 23c and 50c scooooescoecoeceooooco iUfdAkaavalUaBaMwfl lilWilJlllllJiillW. 1 '.-. 'll.'.'i HOWAHD E. BUHTON. Assayer arj Chemlss, Leadville, ('olorudo, hpwlmfii prlres: Mold, Silver, Lead, 1 1 Hold, Hllver,75cj Oold, SOo Zlnoor CoiipiT.f 1. Cyanlilo tests. Mulling envelopes and full price list sent on application. Control and Urn. pire work solicited. JUelureacei Carbonate Kes tional Bknlc GASOLtNE ENGINES I to 4 horse- lower fully warranted, 125. All sites and t) lei at lowest prices. Writs for catalog. REIERSON MACHINERY COMPANY Portland. Orcgesa have stood the test for over no vests. and are still in the lead. Their absolute certainty of growth, their uncommonly large yields of delicious vegetables and Deautiiui nowers, make them the most reliable aud the most popular every. wnere. bold ty an dealers. 1907 Beca Annual free on request. L D. M. FERRY a CO., Detroit, Mich. MAKE MORE MONEY ON FRUIT CROPS Krrryone whoRTown fnift, whether on .arseorwnall or who hu.n tten y patch or Ktrrlcn, should b inin-8t.(l tii trfltliitr the ino-t pre lit from him cropt. ST. JOSEPH, MISSOURI It th only inarftz1n- In Amtr1r whlrh In dro(i extrtui'ivt'ijr to trie intFrftRtii or mow arrow fruit. UntnlmmeiY llluntmt-! :3 m .8 fimuf fHch month. Tells all attout fml r ail k inn n noininu; but inut nw toinm-k't, how to itn'-k. .!( (vHt. firtty, pnititj, how to MARK MONK Mo SKY trtrn U......Ia Iv...... 1 . v.i.... B1 aaa our ura sionatiutu r ruit toos th Dn in aziswuctw Three Months Free We are no confident Th Fnilt-Orowr will pli,w will ffwJ It tin - monilmalHohiUfly fre toanvonlv UMVNtxl In fruit, on term itotfd In Coujxm h(ow, W offfrCwh I'ritwa for nw mibri1leti writ forpar tk'iilam. Wrto jroiirnnntaiila(1ilrMtHln hlaiikw wow. Fruit-Grower Co Box 38, St. Joienh, Mo. I e(ttpt your KlikK t hrc moiithkr trial ofir. At cvitl of thvM month I will ithfr pny for a yenft inib evHptfrtn or notify ymi to top ipfr. In elthravnt tbaiatitob KO charge for th threa mouihtf trLaL Hunt . Route at P. O. Box Numbsr . Town . Stats . P.N.U Ne. 1-07 w HEW writing; to advertisers pleaeel nraiius tins paper. I if- mw& n lisk JD fV.v-.'-.N ;.;.:..',:' 1'V';,',':V'.1; i;'' '.'.::: , H'r':':?.' y''""" "I'lrnT-r"-'" " 1 A-v.'-:,. A?:1!;ii:-; 'jia1iWli-T . aV-V.--. t-mtw "'''.r'T. I ....av..;'::'.! rrrti'it'uriyiyriyri'naJfT V It UMAaitl