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There was no reference before the provisional commit tee at which it was decided to call the convention and nominate another nation al ticket. Some of the Eastern and Southern members oppoaed a third ticket at nrst, but wnen tney were told that In the Middle States party fealty was so re' garded that many democrats would not vote unless there was a third ticket, then all objections from the East and South were withdrawn and the decision to hold a convention was unanimous. It was ar gued that as the campaign proceeded and the republicans began to say harsh things of the democrats, many of the latter would vote for Bryan and Bewail, dis tastelul as the Chicago platform was to them. As the Eastern and Southern gold standard men eald they were for anything that would defeat the Chicago ucKetand piatiorm, they readily consent' ed to the plan here outlined by the ox ecutive committee. The stronnest op position to a third party - came from Rhode Island and Texas, the smallest end the largest state in the Union. Thev were given the fullest consideration be cause of the desire for unanimous action, which was nnally secured. The telegram from President Cleve land was Vegarded by all as indicating nis sympathy with the movement. Every mention of the president's name was loudly cheered. His portrait was the center piece in the assembly room The call of the states showed 35 states represented by committeemen present. uregon was represented by O. E. 8. Wood of Portland, and Washington bv Ira Krutz of North Yrkima. The Kentucky delegation asked for the convention at Louisville, but Indian apolis showed a guaranteed fund of $10, 000 for all expenses, and the guarantee in this case was made to a body of busi ness men who very duly appreciated the best bid. There was an objection from all to holding the convention in any city tn which a national convention had been held before. . At the evening session ' Senator John M. Palmer of Illinois was .'unanimously choBen chairman of the national com mittee. BRYAN AT CANTON. A High Compliment Paid to McKinley, Who Is Cheered to the Echo. Canton, O., Aug. 10. The Bryan re ception committee rom Pittsburg, com posed ot about bU prominent democrats of that city, headed by County Chairman Holey, arrived at Uanton today and end ing that tbey had nearly two hours to wan beloro the Bryan train arrived, de cided to call upon Major McKinley. Morris Forster acted as spokesman. He eaid be believed any candidate for the presidepcy was worthy the highest re spect of every one, regardless of political affiliations. In response, McKinley said : "I am deeply erateful to receive this friendly visit from the Bryan reception committee. Although we are of differ ent political belief, we are, as American citizens, proud of our country and be lieve in common that we have.now, : and will continue to have in the future, the best government in the world.. I sincere ly thank you, gentlemen, for this visit and assure you that it gives me great pleasure." At the conclusion ot the brief address McKinley greeted each member of the de legation tn person. When the Pennsylvania tram nulled into Canton, bringing Bryan, thousands were at the depot to cheer their fellow townsman's opponent in this campaign. Special trains brought delegations from all over southeastern Ohio. Allen Cook, the local populist leader, escorted Bryan to a flat car. After the applause iiad subsided Mayor Kice pre sented Bryan, who raid; "I am glad in this city, the home of my distinguished opponent, to testify to bis character and personal worth (tremend ous cheering for McKinley). I shall be satisfied if as private individual 1 may be able to stand beside him in public esteem, bat, friends this is not a contest between persona. It matters little to the American people w pettier your distin guished townsman or myself as indivi duals occupy the chief executive posi- I tion of the greatest nation upon earth, bnt it does matter lor what policy tne president shall stand, and in this cam paign persons are lost sight of in the in terests of the cause which these persons represent WATSON AND SEWALL. A Rumor That They Will Both Give Way to Sibley. Pittsburg, Ana. 11. J. Ed. Leslie, state chairman of the people's party, and tbe head of the popnlis's of this state, aays that the national leaders bad a scheme to dump both Sewall and Watson. Joseph C. Sibley, former congressman from Pennsylvania, who refused the vice presidential nomination at Chicago, will be agreed upon as a second place com promise. He bas now made op his mind to accept and his name may be placed on the ticket. Mr. Leslie is in communication with the loaders of the party. He says they have azreed on this scheme and are negotiating with the friends of Sawall and Watson to carry it oat. f ( The proposition was first ciRde to National Chairman Jones. The select irn of Sibley will be made by the fx' it'.ve Ciim riiltee of both rartiea. - Wg!' iA ia said to le willing to qoit, bo tsalit ia astertcd, refuses to step aid.. Leslie rays Jones thinks well of tbe deal and is doing all he can to push it through. Tbe populists have guaranteed that if Sewall quits Watson will do likewise. It is claimed that Jerry Sim peon. Lafe Pence and other leaders who secured Bryan's endorsement will readily come to ths support of Sibley. Tbe latter, Lieslie says, bas regretted declining JJh nomination atUhicago. JW l a?sUiie matter will be settled before .wuat 12. MR. BRYAN AS A PLAIN CITIZEN As far as Possible Wjj Is an Inveterate nomeiteeper. He is an inveterate homekecper, and when unablo to stay at Lincoln with his wife, usually takes her with him . upon his political expeditions, says the Re view of Reviews. For the rest he is a man of magnificent physique, the fruit of early farm work and constant practice of athletic sports. His face shows in its high forehead intellect; iu its eyes kind liness; in tbe closely set mouth and prominent . chin, determination. In dress, he is unassuming ; in manner genial without lack of dignity. Believing in himself, he respects himself without egotism than is natural for a man who has succeeded in great things. But even more than in himself he believes in the common people-, in the farmers, whom he thinks victims of a cruel wrong and who, he expects beyond a shadow of a doubt, will join him in righting it. uis campaign will be in tbe main an agrarian one, and his administration should he be elected, will be one of more simplicity than the capital has seen since Jefferson rode into town and tied his horse to the fence palings. PENNOYER IS MAYOR. He Can Attend to His Business Others May Attend to Theirs. and Portland, Aug. 8 Several days ago the representatives of the various insurance companies doing business in Portland ad dressed a communication to Mayor Pen noper and the board of Sre commissioners protesting against any further. removals in the fire department except for good and sufficient cause. This is the way tbe mayor answered them : I want to say that in removing Com missioner ' Wessmger, a man opposing the party that elected me, I have followed the uniform precedent of the country. and at this time when the issue is fairly between the British and the American financial policies, I don't propose to ap point any one supporting the British system. "In regard to the communication of tbe insurance men to myself and the board of commissioners, speaking for myself, I will say, that I can attend to my business without thetr interference and tbey may attend to their buisness without my ia terference." For Campaign Purposes. Pttsburg, Aug. 8 The following has been posted in Jones A Laughlin's mills, where three thousand men are employed : All those in favor of. sound money and desirous of getting an honest dollar for a day's work will of their own free will and accord subscribe one dollar to the campaign fund of the republican national com raittee." The company said it would not be compulsory for the men to sub scribe. Campaign Song; Books for 1896. We have just received from the music publishing house ol ihe o, Kramard's Sons Co., 151 Wabash Ave., Chicago, copies of the "True Blue Republican" and the "Red Hot Democratic" campaign song books for 1896. They are not cheap word editions, but contain solos, duets. mixed and male quartets, and are especi ally arranged for campaign clubs. They are sold at the low price of 10 cents each. or $1 per dozen. Dropping Into the Earth. Mansfield, Mo., Aug, 10 The people throughout this section of the country are becoming much alarmed over what appears to be the gradual sinking of t he- earth in certain localities. It has been little more than a year since a whole field fell an average of a little more than two ieet. within tbe last two weeks tbe ground has become very dry from want of moistare, and as a result crevices, some of which are a foot wide, have ap peared in the earth. Eight miles south of here in Douglas county there is a verv noticeable depression of several inches covering more than a section of land. Another evidence of this inexplicable phenomena occurred in Texas county s day or two ago, when a sudden sagging of the earth swallowed up a horse while hitched to a plow, and it was with diffl- ulty that the driver saved himself. These strange occurrences seem to come periodically with certain seasons and, although tbey have been the subject of investigation for scientific purposes, nobody is able to advance a reasonable theory for the existence of such a state ol things. The negroes have become so wrought up over the matter that many of them are leaving the country. Tbey de clare that it is an indication of the early arrival of the judgment day. The Game Laws. Here is Oregon's game law in a nut shell. Game and fish can be killed only nrinff thn fnllnarlniv uoflAnn Mtmfiaa Mongolian pheasant and quail. August 1 to December 1. Prairie chickens, July 1 October 1. Wild ducks and water fowls, September 1 to March Id. Deer, mountain sheep, etc., August 1 to De cember 1. Killing for bides or part of carcass only is prohibited Killing potted fawn is prohibited. East of Cas cades it is an lawful to kill at stir time Chinese pheasants, quail or Bob White. Trout, April 1 to November 1. Salmon, December 15 to November 1. Explosives to kill fish, nets, seines, obstructions to free passage of fish, etc., prohibited. Two Indians Divorced. ndire fowell yestei ay granted Mary oit Boit a decree of divorce from Jack Hoit Soit upon the grounds of habitual drunkenness. Tbe court also ordered that the defendant be ordered to pay hereafter to tbe Indian agent in truet for the maintenance of plaintiff, one half hit in 'ome from the lands allotted to him upon the Umatilla reservation. A BROAD PLATFORM 'Mac' Thinks America is for Americans Only. MUST UNITE ON BRYAN A Song of Death to Tyrants Coupled with a Lullaby. St. Anthony, Idaho., August 3, 1890. To the Editor. "Congress shall have tbe power and authority to coin money, regulate tbe value thereof, and of foreign coin, and fix the standards of weights and measure." Constitution of tbe United States Who Bhall have the power and author ity to coin money and to regulate its value? Does it say international com mission? Does it say a United States commission? No. Nothing of the kind. Congress Bhall have the power. There is no such a thing contemplated as the delegation of tbe power for the creation of. or tbe fixing of the value of money to "international agreement," or to a commission or power of any kind ex cept congress. No other power or auth ority is recognized higher than that of tbe constitution and the constitution says congress shall have tbe power. The constitution of the United States repudiates, any other power from creating money and fixing its value. What think you of an American political party that aruues that the exist ing gold standard must bo maintained until an international agreement will permit the better system of a double standard? Is such a declaration iu line with the true spirit of independence and liberty? Can a citizen of the United States be as good an American citizen, and have a more exalted conception of of the Declaration of Independence by subscribing to a creed, a new creed if you pleaRe, that this government muBt need await the consentof an automation al agreement for something better than now exists? Is such a spirit of obedi ence to the mandates of a ficticious international power or legislature calcu lated to develop the highest order of independent citizenship? I leave this to the reader to answer. . . s . Jn truth, when before has a ereat political pa ty in the United recognized tbe impoteocy of this nation 'o adopt and maintain better systems without the consent of international agreement? My American friend, not until tho republican party departed from a sacred tenant of its faith and declared at St. Louis on June 18, 1896, that tho existing gold standard : must be main tained until by international agreement bi-metaliism could be established. If that is not an admission of impotency and a direct thrust at the constitutional rights of freemen. I am not canablo of judging the meading of English language. Ana we nave the authority of Mr. Mc Kinley 'a stenographer, that Mr. McKin ley drafted that portion of the platform himself. It will not do to sav that Mr. McKinley does not stand uo eauarelv for tbat expression of impotency. In 1776 there were many who, while believing that the every sentiment ex pressed in the Declaration of Independ ence was right, and just, believed tbat it would not do to battle for it men who said, "Let's wait a little longer," and men who no doubt argued that the op pressors of the people would yet consent to more liberty and ueedom than they then enjoyed. Then (here were those who, in the campaign are typified by the out-and-out gold-bug, eaid the oppressions of King George were right and that as they were not injured, they had no grievance iu common with those who complained. I imagine then, as now, the patriots who were struggling for liberty and for a better order of thio, were called by the tones and their American sympathizers, ' 'revolutionists," "anarchists," "insolent dogs," "crazy fanatics," and other choice adjoctites, the same as are now leveled at those who are laboring for the overthrow of tbe declatorial moneocracy and its servant, the single gold standard. Then, es now, there were many who honestly differed as to tho expediency of giving to the world bo radical a document as the Declaration of Independence, but when j tbe battle came on tbe majority wavered I no longer. The battle against the existing goid standard ia on, and there can be no question under which banner those who are against it will battle. Had James G. Blaine been alive and still a ruling spirit in the counsels of the republican party, no such an advertise ment nf tbe impotency of Americans INSURANCE Other Companies . i British or international . consent for an object that Americans wanted to achieve. Ha was a staunch bi-metallist. The un-American policy pursued by Grover UlHVwInnd's adminiatration t onco filled Iho n indj of th people with distrust and condemnation, which is continued toJay, yet tho nnpieu9ing spectacle is witnessed in the republican party condemning in one breath that administration and in another adopting and confirming that very policy which caused it to condemn Jn - Cleveland. Grover Cleveland is an honest gold bug, all give him credit for that, yet Mr. Mc Kinley is no less'comoiitted, aye, he will be pledged if elected, ; to continue a system that he has iu the past condemn ed. Cleveland believes the gold stand ard to be tho right thing, and with a perseverance deserving of a better cause has sought to enforce it by all tbe power at his command. Mr. McKinley occupies a position lees honest. He admits tbe single gold standard is not tbe best, and that it will only be maintained until an impossible international congress will consent to a better standard. Yes, im possible until England, the great creditor nation of the world, shall consent. The single standard has been a great boon to England and she will never let go of it as long as she can profit most by having it. . It was considered a crime by England when our revolutionary forefathers; de clared they bad. a right to be a free and independent nation of people, and there were in America ot that time tories who held the same view, and still another class who believed in a further petition for redress from the impositions of the crown. In this battle of financial inde: pendence we have tbe same elements to battle againBt. but we shall win. because our demands are just demands, and are Dasea upon ana provided for bv tho constitution of the United States, the highest authority ol Americans. We complain no loDger; we beseech no more tor loreian consent or co operation to throw off the yoke of the single standard ; our constitution provides us with a remedy for a better and we croDose to have it. We will not humiliate ourselves longer, we will not recognize a higher power than that of the United States except the Father of tho universe, and tbat lacks a great deal of being John Bull, Icklebemier, Roihchild, Morgan & Co. . . ... Upon the broad platform of patriotism and America for Americans, I believe all patriots can unite for the election of the election of tho silver Wellington who will banish the wild Napoleon to an everlastini? St. K-lena, where the wild waves will feinjr t! s song of death to ty rants and a lullaby to tbe impotent. Re spectfully, Irving McQuaby. The Individuality of Men. The professor who would aim at shap ing the character ol his students accord ing to one uniform ideal standard would be attempting tbe impossible, because be would bo striving to do what is at var iance with the law b of nature and nature's God, says Cardinal Gibbon in the North An erican Review. In all of the Creator's work there is a charming variety. There are no two stars in the firmament equal in magnitude and splendor, "for star differeth from star in glory": there are no two leaves of the forest alike, no two grains of eand, no two hdman faces. Neither can there be two men absolutely identical in mental capacity and moral disposition. One may excel In solid judgement, another ia gay and vivacious. One h of a phlegmatic, another of a sanguine, temperament One is constitutionally shy, timid and reserved, another is bold and demonstra tive. One is tactiturn, another has hia heart in his mouth. Tbe teacher should take his pupils as God made them and aid them in bringing out the hidden powors of their soul. If ho tries to adopt the leveling process by casting all in the same mold, hia pupils will become forced and unnatural in their movements; they will lose heart, tbeir spirit will be broken their manhood crippled and impaired. My little boy, when two years of age, was taken very ill with bloody flux, I was advised to use Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea liomedy, and luckily procured part of a bottle. I care fully read the directions and gave it ac cordingly. He was very low, but slowly and surely he bfgan to improve, gradually recovered, and is now stout and Btrong as ever. I feel sure it saved his life. I never can praise the Remedy half ita woith. I am sorry every one in the world does not know how good it is, as I do. Mrs. Lina 8. Hinton, Grabamsville, Marion Co., Florida. For sale by Os burn. Insurance Man Stabbed to Death. 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The minister of the interior, Senor Cosgayon in replying to a question iu the chamber of deputies ad mitted that riots had occurred at Valen cia, caused by the friends of the Cuban insurgents, who hoped thereby to prevent tbe departure of reinforcements of troops for Cuba. .... . - . ' . , Hitherto the popular demonstrations have been attributed to protests imposing new taxes, made necessary by the financial strain the government has been subjected to, through carrying on tbe campaign against the insurgents in Cuba, but while the governments is only willing to admit that the riots have been instigated by the agents of the Cuban revolutionists, it ia generally admitted that tha root of the trouble is mooh deerer and that it is being nourished by a natural foelmg of alarm and dismay at the apparent utter inability of the gov ernment to cope with the situation ia Cuba. That the large Spanish armv in Cuba must be still further heavily reinforced is loosed upon here as being a confession of weakness oa the part of tho adminu tralion and as an admisnion i f the grow Ing strength of the Cubans. In addition, many leuers nave oeen received in differ ent parts of Spain by the relatives of the Spanish soldiery serving with the army in Cuba, and they tell euch terrible tales of slcknees, privation, incompetency and mismanagement, to Bay nothing of lack pay, tbat a dangerous feeling against the government has arisen, and is gaining Btrength day by day. Under these cir cuffistances, agents of tbe Cubans do not have much dilllculty in carrying out their p'an of causing popular outbreaks. Tbey steadily fan the flame of discontent by pointing to the apparently unneces sary hardships which the Spanish troops in Cuba are compelled to endure. Ti:e republicans also are taking advant age of the situation to push thoir propa ganda, and the combined movements are making more headway with the masses than tbe government will admit. 1. -though it is already betraying symptoms of alarm and has sent stringent instruc tions to the perfects to suppress promptly and effectually domonstrations which occur in their districts, and to have no hesitation In calling out the military for support. ! ; A number of conflicts between rioters and the police and soldiers have already occurred, shots have been exchanged, several persons have beon wounded on both sides, and a number of arrests have been made. This the revolutionists liopo will serve to call. attention to their cause and enlist in their bohalf the sympathy of tho peoplo. The roads in Velencia are being patroled by gotid'arm?, troops are pursuing armed bands of revolution ists ia tho mouotaiuous districts of tho same provinces aud further trouble is ap prshended. , Madrid up to tbe present has been quiet, but signs are not wanting that tiie spirit cf discontent is abroad, and that tbe efforts of the government to gain sup port by trying to throw the blame for everything upon the United States, the chief bugaboo of Spanish politicians, will not much longer avail. In a factory near the city of Valencia the authorities have discovered a quantity of arms and ammunition, and similar stores are believed to be in exiatenca in difTorent parts of tbe province. The arms referred to are known to have been smug SMITH, Athena, Oregon. Power. Latest U.S. Gov't Report rr gled iato Spain q noHn-lv' snd are ot foreign manufacture, .ivwin their ship ment to be part of the pi m vt campaign being conducted bv the Cubans in Spain. Tbe Spanish ofii ;uK a usual, are blaming tbe United StateB for the troubles in this country, basing their assertions upon the fact that among the leaders of the recent riots was Dr. Bernardo Toledo, said to be an American : citizen, whose brother is in command of aforceot Cuban insurgents. It is claimed that money, arms and ammunition, were served out to the rioters from the house he oocupjed, and a series of spying is said to nave re sulted in the discovery of letters from tbe United States. Cuba nud the Argentine, showing that the outbreaks ' here 'have been planned by tbe leaders cf the Cuban insurgents, aud that the movement in widespread and capable of assuming seri ous proportions. J - - l Another feature of the situation here la the efforts made ia certain quarterts to arouse the masses the Protestants, and to them, as already stated, are attributed Spain's reverses in Cuba and the growing inaurrecton here. The - Cuban agents, however, are doing everything possible to counteract this movement and are urg ing the people to place the blame on ex cessive taxation, tho military blundering and the political bluster, where it really belongs, upon tho shoulders of the Span ish government, nofc to be, misled by such foolish inventions na the statements emanating in semi official sources, and for a time generally believed, that agents of the United States government were overbidding tho agents of Spain wher ever the latter tried to purchase warships for the Spanish government. . , .. . Sent It to His Molher In Germany. Mr. Jacob Eebensen, who is in the era ploy of the Chicago Lumber Co., at Des Moines, Iowa, says : "I have just sent some medicine back to my mother in tbe old country, that I know from personal nse to be the best medicine in the world for rheumatism, having used it in my family for several years: It is called Chamberlain's Pain Balm. 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