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About Western world. (Bandon, Coos County, Or.) 1912-1983 | View Entire Issue (June 28, 1917)
Lodge Directory Prominent Lecturers at Chautauqua DO NOT NEGLECT YOUR TEETH BANDON LODGE No. 130 A. F. & A. M. Stated communication Saturday after the full moon of each month. Sojourn Master Masons cordially invited. Clean Tooth Never Decay» RAY WATKIN8. W. M E W. SCHETTER. Secretary. If you want work that lasts; you want it done with no more pain than the prick of the needle; if you want your Pyorrhea CURED, or if you want to KEEP FROM GET- TING PYORRHEA, see The Western World Owned and published by FELSHEIM & HOWE KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS Delphi IxMige No. Ö», KuighU of Pythias. .Meets every Monday even ing at Knights hall. Visiting Knigh'a invited to attend. JAS. H. HOWE, C. C. VIC. BREUER, K. of R. & S. L. D. Felsheim, Editor. Jas. H Howe, Manager Entered as second-class matter at the post office at Bandon, Oregon, January 2d, 1913, under Act of March 3, 1H79. Official paper of the City of Ban don. Oregon WOOD Telephone fio I 1*11» YOI' DIE? LORENE W. WILSON. OOH BRIGGS of Kentucky Is coming to Cbutitauqua with tils usual bubbling abundance of southern dialect and drollery. W I.. Mellinger, uoted authority on Subscription rates $1.50 per year, »ix months, 75c. HOU BRIGGS. n And whether lie’s slow or spry, isn't the fact that you’re dead that counts. But only, how did you Ide? Edmund Vance Cooke. Di dyou tackle the trouble that came your way With resolute heart and cheerful’ Or tlid you hide your face from the light of day A man has no more religion than With a craven soul and fearful’ he displays in his .'.ally acts. Oil, n trouble’s a ton. or a trouble's T an ounce, Hood actions ennoble us, and we Or a trouble Is what you make it. are the son i cf our ov n dee Is.-- Cer And It isn't tlie fact Unit vanti v that counts. But only how did you tHke it’ Men do less You'r «»beaten to earth? Well, well. I less they ilo ull 1 arlyle. what's that' Come up with a Hmlllug face. It's nothin gagalnst you to fall down It Is tiiy duty oftentimes to do flat. what thou wouldat not; thy duty to But to lie there that's disgrace. leave updone whnl thou wouldst do. The harder you're thrown, why the ThoniHH A Kempia higher you bounce; Be proud of your blackened eye’ XEWHPAPERH DOING THEIR BIT It isn't the fact that you're Hiked Many lines of business have been that counts; It's how did you fight and w by? complimented for the loyal work they have done In aiding the government And though you may be done to in Its great plan of preparedness death, what then? Behind this all stands one industry If you Ixattled th»» best you could, without which little could have been If you played your part In the world accomplished The newspapers have of men. made it possible to spread broadcast Why, the Critic will call It good over our land In a single day the ap Death come» with a crawl, or comes peals of the government to its citi- witli n pounce. I z.etis In all walks of life. The news- (THgQOQD JVm FINOS WB TOB*CC,O POPULAR ------------------- \ AT »OVlMCHANGtj-------------- —------' I COLONEL, I HEARD YOU I_________ t-1 SPfAK OF WANTIHO SOMt I cut tosac . co .3 o ive nie» t^SCOUTlHr, XHt W H HI 1 SESOEANT, YO u R LOYALTY appreciated I S hall •ecoswcNo voua PROMOTION W. A. BONE. W. L. MELLINGER, and present. stirring community address. ‘ The Ad Mexican affairs, past gives a lecture In which his personn» experiences with Villa, Carranza and Madera strongly figure. Mrs. Lorene Wiswell Wilson of Fed («rated Woman's Clubs Is to deliver her papers alone made it possible to ex plain to the nation the plane which permitted the registration of 10,000. 000 names in a single day On the newspapers fell the burden of advising the public of the details of the Liberty Loan Bonds and edu cating the citizens to purchase these securities. On the newspapers fell the work of Informing the people of the Red Cross plans In raising $100,000,001» in the United States. All this work is done freely, cheer fully and without pay. Publishers are probably the only class of men who as a whole are furnishing their services free to the government.— Coquille Sentinel. The Meloncholy Monologist Speaks , venture of Being Human." W. A. Bone, Illinois' belove«! poet philosopher and humorist, will <•« beard in the greatest of all bls plat .form addresses, "The House of Man But If you tell her you were chewing dove* to cure a toothache — And sarcasm! I thought I'd be complimentary, so I »aid to Your dress is very becoming.” "Yes, I've always looked well this dress,” was her comeback. We've got a bungalow now, least I call it a bungalow, the oar- penters made a bungle of it and I owe for it. Wife calls it a villa: probably because the architecture is Mexican. When we moved in we thought we'd have a lot of nice ;>eople visit us. but we have’nt had any one as yet—no one but relatives. If it is true that all women are alike, then why is there so much bigamy. Never mind; on second thought, no one need answer that. I've got to go home now and put a poultice on wife’s finger. She sprained it pointing at things in the shop windows she wants me to buy for her.—Copyrighted by the Star company. First Nat i Bank Bldg. Bandon, Oregon BANDON LODGE No. 133 I. O. O. F. ■OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Meet» every Wednesday night at the I. O. O. F. hall. Visiting Odd Fellows always welcome. H. H. HUNT. GEO. MANCIET Noble Grand Vice Grand L. J. RADLEY, O. A. TROWBRIDGE Secretary Treasurer qooooooooooooo OO<>' TUTTLE Professional Cards New Location TIMMONS BUILDING. First Street. Daily Papers Magazines Cigars, Tobaccos 1107 Broadway, N.w Y«k City OXFORD HAND-TAILORED My wlfe'B name was Mabel Carr Trouble nt Rogue River Again Site was the youngest of nine sisters It is said that the dead-line across The other eight were already mar ried. I caught the last Carr. I wislt Rogue river at the Doyle rock Is be ing disregarded entirely by the fish I'd walked. ‘‘Distinctively for Gentlemen” After the ceremony life went along ermen and that they are "swinging j the jaws" as they did before the line [ just the same as when I was single for nearly half an hour. Then we had was established last summer. Just the wedding br»xa.kfast and I got a why this practice of filling the mouth SPRING STYLES AND SAM bawling out for getting a spot on of the river with nets and thereby PLES now ON preventing many salmon from enter the tablecloth, and I knew I was DISPLAY. ing tlie stream is again permitted ' married. unable to say. It is detri- we are We've got two children now, and mental to the best Interests of the | ever since I read to wife in a paper fishing industry.—Port Orford Trl- that every third baby born is Chinese bune. she's scared blue. The only reason I am able to stand N out here tonight and talk for twenty TIIE TAILOR minute» Is because my wife is at home. PRESSING I used to he on the stag«' when I was single. You folks don't recog- ' nlzc me now because I am so much shorter. You sea-, after I married I settled down NOW OPEN It was some family I married into My wife's father was a sailor. He Beds______ 25c up followed the water for thirty years— Meals 35c up anti never overtook a drop of it Her mother is Scotch, »nit no spendthrift. MISS BELL TURNER, Mgr. Siu» always buys straw hats, even ill tlie winter, tiecause when she gets V ________________________________ z thru with them they make n good r mouthful for the cow. REAL ESTATE Aren't wive« tlie fussy things’ I was going to a big sp«>ctiicular play Insurance Conveyancing the other night, but friend wife read the advertisement »nd refused to let Abstracts me go because It said 3**0 people 1» coat unit«' and Notary Public Real Estate It doesn't take much to shock a woman The other day when I fell Insurance Abstracts off the stepladder while trying to Opposite Bank of Bandon Rentals hang a picture I us«*d a lot of the same words our minister used In a Notary Public Bandon, Oregon sermon only 1 arrangtsl them a lit tie differently. 223 First Kt. Bandon, Ore. It took me two months to find a stenographer white« hair was an ex ooooooooooooooooo- act match for Mabel's. Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured I came home the other night and by local application», ap they cannot reach told my wife I had got to stop -at diara»« I portion of the ear There only one way to cure cat.irrhal deafntM, Ing meat She wanted to know why la and that la by a constitutional remedy •• Is caused by an in the doctor gave tne such silly orders Catarrhal I flamed condition of the mucous lining’ of 'Doctor nothing'” 1 said, "that's the tbe Eustachian Tube Wb- n thia tube la Inflamed you have a rumbling sound or Professional butcher'» orders " Imperfect hearing. and when It la entirely Deafness is the result Unless the When friend wife wanted an auto closed. Teacher of Piano Inflammation < an be K 1 . rd and this tub«’ mobile I told her flatly, once and for restored tn Ita normal condition, hearing will be d atrnyed forever Many cases of all time, (hat I couldn't afford It deafness are embed by «atarrh wh- fe Is anj that I would not I uy on»* Whlh an Inflamed condition of the mucous aur faces Hall • Catarrh Cur» aria thru th» we were out riding in it the other day blood on the mucou» aurface« of the we got lost and she hopped out to tam give ______ One __________ Hundred _____________ Dollar« for Ws wlll _ read a sign board "Fiddlesticks." any case of • atarrhal D-afn• *s that cannot be cured by Hai> a Catarrh Cure Circulars she exclaimed, all this sign says Is free All Druggists. 75c Committing of Solos F J CHE.NET A CO, Toledo, a To the Poorhouse ' " a Specialty "Hop In." I says, "we're on Teacher of All Grades | right road." ) And there's no pleasing 'em studio on were talking about marrying CHICAGO At ENI E. money She thought It was an ful thing to do. "If we were single." ll\N HON- OREGON she asked, "and i had a million would you marry me for my money ?' I took her hand tenderly, but I held It firmly, and I said Nix. Mabel nix Honeetly I wouldn't marry yov for all the money In the world." I should hate held both her hand' firmly You can tell your wife you have a nbt.inni ihr-»irh rho cW ««Tablwhod "O. SWIFT a CO?1 ar. bm:< kly headache Bunday morning and can bought by Manufacturer*. not go to church and she won’t be Dclivercd Daily to Your Door Send a m-wWl ’r *kr<ch«« and ile*<-r’ptinn of y r imcntto* for FUI SEARCH lleve you But »he'll believe every hqit abvolutd) cold anil and report on patertability. W» g«t pat fool thing a ten cent fortune teilet art* or no f«c Writ« for our frvr book clean in our -sanitari re of 1») nrrilrd invention*, Iclln her frigerator Or you can tell her there an elghly-two billion, eleven million an« Patent Lawyer*, lata» is»» nine thousand stars and helt believe you are absolutely see rate CLOTHES Wolverton CHRIS RASMUSSEN Prof. A. RICHARDS $ ■Kin is I ow boiling pointa do it—the first links tn a continuous chain ot boiling points Low boiling points for easy starting, medium boiling points for quuk and smooth a deration, and high boiling points lor power and mileage Red Crown is » straight - distilled gasoline ' Heme there's a continuous chain of boiling points, gradually rising from low to high. Mtxturri cannot have a continuous chain of boil.ng | 'ints That's why mixtures cannot be as go-xi motor fuel as pure straight run gaso line And that's aK- why the gravity test for gasoline is w ithle-« giavity tells nothing at all «1 r . ral test of gasoline quality To nukr vfftsm of getting resi gasolio*. and not a mixture, fill with RED CROWN fi«’ Gtsohne ci Qua/itjr STANDARD OIL COM!'ANY Rich Milk and Cream PATENTS Sanito Grocery CHATBURN & GARDNER ATTORNEYS AT LAW HOTEL MU. b, WEYMANBRUTON COMPANY. ô •O OOOOOOOC>''XX'><'><'*<~*<~*< Lakeport Y Office In Ellingson Bldg. Phone 301. BANDON. OREGON Saturday Evening Post Mark Windle OUR soldier is nil business, front reveille to taps —no rooin for excess baggage with him. lie lias no use for a big plug of coarse leaf, nil loaded up with heavy syrup —what he wants is tobacco satisfaction. The little sappy chew of W-IJ CUT cheeks up with his idea of what’s good.. Out on a lonely outpost, it's mighty ■ociablc and mtisfying; cud my, how it docs last I DR. R. V. LEEP Physician and Surgeon Ail Current Publications D. SWIFT & CO, We Practice iu All Courts. Suite 3, Elint National Bank Bldg.. Oregon Bandon, I. N. MILLER Attorney and Counselor at Law Notary Public Rooms 1 and 2, First Nat’i Bank Bldg. Bandon, Oregon DR. F. A. VOGE DENTIST PYORRHEA SPECIALIST Telephone 1222 First Nat’i Bank Bldg., I-andon, Ore. DR. S. C. ENDICOTT Dentist Office 1'241 —Phones— Rea. 11 <11 Office in Ellingson Bldg. BANDON. OREGON GEO. P. TOPPING Attorney at Law Practices in all Courts. Office Over Bank of Bandon. DR. H. L HOUSTON Physician and Surgeon Office over First National Bank: Hours, 9 to 12 a m; 1:30 to 4 p. m.; 7 to 8 p. m. Telephone 491. BANDON. OREGON C. R. BARROW, Attorney and Counselor at Law Notary Public Farmers’ Phone: Office No. 481 Residence No. 143 Office over Skeel’s Store, Coquille, Oregon JOHN NIELSON Notary Public, Insurance, Real Estate and Book-keeping Bandon, Oregon SMITH J. MANN Physician and Surgeon Office in Ellingson Bldg. Office Hours 9 to 12—1 to 5 Phones: Office 302; res. 214. BANDON. OREGON DR. ARTHUR GALE Physician and Surgeon Pltones: Office 3.51; res. 8.52. Office in Ellingson Bldg. BANDON. OREGON I. L SCOFIELD Dentist Office hrs.: 9 a. m. to 4 p. m.; Hanse: res. 442, office Ml. Rooms 9-IO Ellingson building 18 yrs. Experience, all work guar anteed. Haddon. Oregoa DR. FRED COVELL CHIROPRACTOR Office Hour»: I to II a. tn.; 1 to 5 p. m. Office In New Bakery Building Bandon Oregon.