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B»HOOK
11. I.. Houston says that taxes are
worse tlian death, for death comes
lily one«, while taxes come ever
months ami the penalty la 10
centum.
(Same genera
Hades»
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Record )
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CHATBURN & GARDNER
itìiòst tin* th'bris
anò jflüfsain
ATTORNEY« AT I.AW
We Practice in All < ourIs.
Suite 3, First National Bank Bldg.,
BAf
Oregon
Baudou,
With th« ebb and flow of the ocean’s tide the flotsam is awash,
great changes are wrought. . Likewise in the affairs of men there
current which may tie likened unto the flow of the tide. To Hie man
would wrest the laurels of success there is but one recourse. He
must anchor Ids ship of fortune so securely that Hie ebb will not carry
it out upon the rocks of destruction.
By Hiram M. Clam
1
Sta
the fi
Mash
C. E.
Amateur Finishing
“Der Kaiser of dis Faterland
I nd Roosevelt all things command
You understand
Ve two und Gott.
Myself and Tet.
“We'll Gather at the River" is
A victim; mama's pet.
East of Hotel (¡allier
First st.
bound to be a popular song in 191« The reason why?
L
t ♦ t
For fear I'll buy
Eve
Have you ever been to Merchant's Hon
I'm a well-wishing Willie
A doggoned cigarette!
beach? See the Seven Devils stage
Consumed with wit;
t
t
t
invi
"It
used
to
be
yust
Golt
und
me.
Owned anil published by
tf Thu
Prophets are often without honor man and arrange a trip Sunday.
Yet know I am but deluded.
But
Tet
he
come
to
make
it
dree,
FELSHEIM & IIOWE
I’ve taken my quill
where they should be best known for
I'nd Gott don’t count much laterly
To ramble a bit;
some goods seem more attractive
Yust me inni Tet!
L. I». Felshelm, Editor.
I'll
And find the thought has eluded
when a foreign label's shown.
" Y list mo uml Tet mit power dl-
Entered as second-class matter at the
admit mail order catalogues will oft
t t f
OCÍ
(wist office at Bandon, Oregon, January
vine,
The bread of repentance we eat is beget a wish, for one must use a
2d, 1913, under Act of March 3, 1879.
To keep der rest of dem In line,
M
oftlmeH made of the wild oats we shining bait to lure the wary fish:
to give der sign sow in our youth.
but if you really knew which side
Subscription Rates: $1.50 per Year In Bease und var
Me
I'nd sometimes Gott.
your bread was buttered on, you'd
t t t
of E
Six Months, 75c; Three Months 40c.
Visiti
A Bandon girl and a 'Frisco whirl; do your trading here at home with
S. G. WHITSETT, Prop.
Myself und Tet der same as pease
Telephone IMI I
A. K
Ernest, or Bill or John; for you'd
There’s none who can exceed her!
lier saine mit Gott if you shall bleaso
She'll throw you down -or 'round find their goods were honest, and
Der samt* in var. der same in bease.
so why
and 'round,
you wouldn't have to wait
Myself mit Tet.
nt. for
And yet you cannot leave her.
_ not patronize your friends who don’t
APHORISMS ON WORDS.
t t t
* charge any freight?
<
ars
leaie
'
Der
eastern
Item
inhere
for
me.
Words are the transcript of
Si
These other merchants
out
of
“I know," said the clam to his
at I p.
For Tet der vun across der sea.
those ideas which are in the
w. »
mind of mini, mid Hint writing
neighbors, as the digger pulled it town, do you suppose they care a
For Gott der sky, ve vill agree.
in ea
or printing is the transcript of
Myself und Tet.
forth from the mud. “that I’ll be jitney for the little ourg, or ever do
FARE:
Pytlil
words. Addison.
served on the table of a m il Ilionai re. " their share towards building roads,
To Langlois, $1.50
heart
“A health to me, a health to Tet,
And the restaurant cook passed the supporting schools, or
paying
in
To
Port Orford, *3.00
W’e should be as careful of our
I'nil vun for .Gott already yet.
bivalve over the counter to
I a negro their tax?
words as of our actions mid as
Vun Holy Trinity, you see,
F. I
boothlack.
Their only interest in you is quite
far from speaking ill us from
We always have time to ac
Myself mid Tet.
pecuniary; with your dollar in their
t t t
doing III.—Cicero.
K
commodate traveling salesmen
Said C. R. Wright,
pocket, you can go to Tipperary.
stopping off at intermediate
lie
“I’ll just sit tight,
Just think of this next time before
Words are freeborn mid not
be found to make it such Io some
stations.
I’ytlii
you go and shop by mail, and give
the viihsii I s of Hie gruff tyrant»
For I'm the government man.
practical effect.
Special trips made through
Ing a
of praise to do their bidding
I'll leave to Dan,
Prosperity a chance to camp upon
to Gold Bexah for parties of
imiti
only. They have the same right
All the work I can,
your trail. "See and examine.” "Safe
two or more.
to dance mid sing as the dew
For he likes to work at night."
ty first." Let these your slogan be.
drops have to sparkle mid the
II.
Give the merchants a chance, and
t t t
< »regoli was one of the first states
stars to shine. —Abraham Coles.
"Many a cow stands in the mead Bandon goods will suit you to a "T.”
I Io adopt a in I ti I in u in wage law for
women.
We suppose employers op- ow and looks wistfully at the com
t t t
Word» indeed are but the
I
posed
it
I
from
a conviction that it mon," said a wise Dane of yore; but
signs and counters of knowledge,
At this time of the year, when
(
of ,wifio has gone to the Exposition
mid their currency should lie
Employer^ judging from the experiences
would be disastrous.
Esti
strictly regulated by the capital
|commonly do oppose sucn laws from Pound Master Holman the Dane was ¡(Hip, Hip, Hooray! I men are often
which they represent.—Colton.
such a conviction. Over a year and evidently off the track. Frank Hays left to care for the house.
The fol
ed.
a half ago Hie Oregon commission the cattle "get there,” and are not lowing hints are therefore given with
Ban
Words hit * men's daughters,
fixed minimum wages for women in a bit wistful about it either.
i the object ot instructing them in the
but God'» sons are things.—Dr.
retail stores as follows:
elementary problems which they will
For those
t t t
Madden.
| be called upon to face. To scramble
under eighteen, and IhoHe over eigh-
The biggest fish are In the sea,
Stand at Central Warehouse
teen having I chh than one year's ex
carefully
The river, lake or brook
eggs Taking a hatchet.
perh lice, h I x dollars a week
week; ;
for We know it 'coz we saw 'em when chop the eggs in two. Scooping the
Phone 1054
IthoHe over eighteen and having over
THE LUMBER (JI ENTION
They wriggled off the hook.
remains up in your hands, mix them
George Douglas.
j thoroughly with lard or other fat.
I'he National City
Bank, New a year's experience, eight dollar» and
BANDON OREGON
: Place in a stew pan or on the un
York City, special bulletin on the la quarter a week, except In Fort-
t t t
land, where they received nine and
run off "1 Didn't
lumber InduHtry Hays.
A flow of words is no proof of covered stove;
a quarter dollars a week.
Raise My Boy to Be a Soldier" twin
wisdom,
and
h
I
ho
assumptions
of
wis
"Reference lias been made several
Those do not sound like very for- dom oftitiles prevents one from be- on the playerpiano or the grapha-
times in these columns to tlie de-
midable
wages. The Bureau of La coming wise, llence whether, where jilione (or both if you have them)
moralized state of the lumber Indus-
| practice the fox-trot once
around
try, which has made lees recovery bor statistics, nt Washington, bus in nnd herein. Ah 'uni!
Atto
I the room and the eggs w ill be done.
since last year than any other Im- vestigated results so far and report
t t t
Flavor with cayenne pepper
and
portant line of busineHS. The munu- oil. Fewer women were employed in
You'll laugh, I know,
! Worcester sauce. To feed the can
stores at the time of the Investiga To see me so:
I Rooms
facture of lumber
nornially gives
tion
than
before
the
minimum
wage
¡ary
A
week's
meal
for
Hie
canary
X
more employment to wage earners
I really must explain;
went into effect; but that seem to
lean be arranged as follows:
Take
than uny other branch of manufac
No Mania's boy.
have been due to general business
REAL ESTATE
¡seven
butter
dishes
and
fill
with
turing In the country, but many of
Nor Fauntleroy
DE
seeds, bread crumbs, etc.
Add a
them are now out of work and the conditions and to some particular
Am I, nor yet insane.
Insurance
Conveyancing
few worms, a dash of paprika, grat
pay of tho ottiers has been reduced causes unconnected with the wage Nor do I pull
It does not appear that men
ed cuttlefish one and a half pint of
The capital Invested In sawmill prop law.
This lamb of wool.
<>ffiee I’.
Abstracts
salad oil.
Place in the bottom of
ertieH and accessories, not Including supplanted women ns a result of the
Or fly this toy baloon
I the cage and replenish every Mon
Olli
and Notary Public
any timber lands, Is over a billion law, or very generally that Inex Because with me
perienced
and
less
competent
women
day.
In case hubby gets lonesome
B
dollar»
Evidently depression In this
Such joy agree,
or finds his diet is not agreeing with
Industry Is of widespread lntivr<*st supplanted experienced ones.
As you will learn quite soon.
That the law has not resulted In My legs are long;
him he should either remember his
and effect, and at II i I h time there
Opposite ¡tank of Bandon
GE»
numerous acquaintances who need
are three reasons for It
First, Hie keeping the wages of women down My calves are strong;
Al
visiting or eat at a restaurant.
Bandon,
Oregon
halt In building operations which to Hie legal minimum is clear from
1 shave 'most every day;
t t t
Practices
are yet considerably below normal; tho fact that the proportion of wo I'm past eighteen,
second, tho scarcity of ocean bottoniH men getting more limn the legul But yet am seen
Over ,
"Hello Hiram, where'd
which I ihs seriously curtailed the ex minimum is greater than It was be
With infantH oft at play.
Be Of circumstance
you get all that old
port trade; anil finally and most Im- fore the law went Into effect.
DR. H.
sluff'*"
portant of all the great volume of fore the law went Into effect, about And curtailed pants
a
quarter
of
Hie
girls
under
eighteen
bonded Indebtedness upon timber
Physicia.
got less Ilian six dollars a week. so.
lands."
on Hie whole. Hie law has somewhat ♦
Office Over Dru
♦ the individual advances morally and
Commenting, the Portland Eve
a. m.; 1:30 to
increased wages In that depart meat ♦ I’llI MINOI’HIl 'AL (MORI IS ♦
Itlllg Telegram says
intellectually so the necessity for res
Tills is the
evening. Night
Covering but a single Industry ill ♦
(By
a
Railsplitter)
♦
view of an eastern financier
trictive, or coercive government cor-
With
a state that Is not highly developed
respondingly diminishes.
out a doubt lie has put his finger on
♦ ♦
BANDO
industrially. Hie evidence adduced
« • « «
»ollie of the sore spots In this Indus
by this Investigation Is not very con
you want toilet articles go to a
Henry Ford of automobile fame ex
try, but lie says nothing about any
DR. L. P
elusive; but wliutever weight
drugstore, but If you want medical presses a desire to s|>end his fortuni
possible remedy, nor any hope of It
Is favorable to the minimum
aid
go
to
a
doctor.
in an effort to abolish war.
He is
From tho experience
of practical
• • •
law
Saturday Evening Post
on the right track, and his peace
Olliie in First N.
lumber men In this territory, It can
Beneficiaries of our present indus policy in logical he believes that tile
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be established that, normally, the
trial system fall to grasp the full markets of the world should be open
■ ".perl trade consumes about 10 per
BANDON
meaning of modern progression.
|to (I k * commerce of tho world, and
rent of the output. At present that
Now thill tho county court in ac
• • • •
that
land
monopoly
should
be
alml-
blanch of tho trade Is nil Moreover cordance with the new state law has
We are voting our children into i ¡shod
C. R. B,
It is a practical certainty that It can placed Bandon In n road district by
bondage from which It will take one
that stays light and moist even after
not be Immediately revived I. It can Itself, why not look Into the feasl
Attorney
ar
greater Hum Moses to lend them out.
O Thou
cutting is to be had nowhere but at
be eaabllslied further that tn times blllly of a passable road to the beach
at
i
• • • •
That bearcat of the earth, thyself by this bakery. As for ItH flavor, well
of good business railroad i consump- and perhaps an extension of Ocean
A boy can never see which side
Notary
earth unborn.
that has to be tested by tasting. Why
lion of lumber amounts to about 40 Drive to follow the crest of the bluff
his bread Is buttered on except at Who'er thou art. hard for our powers
per cent of tho output.
not have us sell you enough for your Fanners’ Phont
Railroad as far south as the southern bound the table
and then It doesn't mat
to guess,
Residen
family fresh every morning,
buying Is practically at tho Irreduc ary of the dlstrjet?
Better
ter
¡Or Zeus, or Nature’s law, or mind of
Office
over
order
a
loaf
or
two
extra,
Ible minimum
Renewed purchasing
You'll
• • • •
The Western World has not looked
man.—
Coquill
find you need them.
by the railroads depends on condi Into the proposition and could not as
Tho' our repute be neither exeeed- To
thee I pray, for all Hie things of
tion» that may or may not be renew •ert positively that such a plan Is Ingly great nor ignoble, still with the
earth
JOHN
ed al a reasonably early date. Prac possible, but It does believe that n "chnngi ng days ever changing our
•'The Peoples’ Rake Shop.”
tically the selling opportunity of the good county road to the beach and ways,” we will forever continue a In right thou guides! on thy noise
Notary
Public,
less way
Thus, once for all.
Industry In this section Is crippled or also oik * along the bluff would be a life of progression
the
spake the heart and soul of
Estate and »
circumscribed nearly 50 per
cent drawing card for the city and an In
• • • •
race through a Greek poet over I wo-
F< r the market that Is left there is vestment which would bring many
Political changes but follow politi-
Bandon,
thousand years ago
OOOOOOOQQOOOOOOOO'
rnlnowa <• impelinoti. mid the only
times the expense In
in an increased cal changes In our blind effort to re
• • • •
hope for any Immediate relief Iles in property valuation.
Such a
road store the business equilibrium wil h
SMITH J
The Astor family furnishes a fair
tho possibility of business co-opera could be built with the usual road out disturbing vested wrongs
example of Ne>w York landlord- To
Physician
a
• • • •
tion among tho lumbermen which tax money and would be even of
V
earn the fortune that the Infant son
Office
in
Kill
Young man, get married
Your
will enable them to get prices above more value to the city as a whole
of tin* late John Jacob Is to receive V
wife will not only do her share of
(ho cost of manufacture
Office Hours 9
than Home of the roads upon which
at the age of twenty-one. would re
Professional
The law stands In the way, or at tax money from the city has been everything else but act as scape goat quire the labor of Adam and Eve
Phones: Office 3M
for all of your short comings
least Its aspect Is so threatening that expended
Teacher of Piano
BANDON.
from the time they were driven from
• • • •
lumbermen do not dare to help them
A
Edon
until
now,
and
fifteen
thous
The time will never come when
selves by any co-operative movement
DR. ARTH
The difference between a Portland government will be abolished but the and years longer*
for fear of running counter to the
• • • •
and Bandon lltney is about S3 45 In time may come when men will large
Physician
an
law's provisions and incurring pen
The recent world convention of
favor of Bandon
ly be a law unto themselves.
Phone*.:
(»nice
»51;
allies
Fruitmen may pursue such
Single Taxers at San Francisco Is
• • • •
Office In Ellin
course of co o|M*ratlon, so may onion
Committing of Nidos
another mighty assertion of the fact
l<et
ua
practice
the
old
custom
re
Remember Good Roads day at tho
BANDON, (
growers and the managers of other
a N|H*e laity
try all pateut that among the beacon lights, who.
Bridge Carnival. North Bend. Octob vived by C-L-B-M
$
Industries really no nearer IJte sell
Teacher
of
All
Gradea
during
the
past
decade,
were
obscur
, medicine on a dog first, But l»e sure
er 7. R and 9.
I. L SCO
than the timber Industry.
which,
that the cur either sucks eggs or be- ed by the cunning devices of selfish
<
without fear of consequences. main-1
Interests
only
to
become
more
con
Den
longs to a neighbor
And som«* people have cut
the
tain selling agencies, excliniigv-s and
• • • •
splciiously brilliant as true phllos
£
Office Fall) A ?
the like. The lumberman's case is weeds
Coercive government Is only nec opliy begins to assert Itself at the
next to Emergenc)
a case unrgently requiring govern I
leasary In proportion to the Imper present time, la that man who was
l’Itone
è
uieut consideration, If the way can
Civ Ic pride is a meat asset
fections of the Individual and as "for men - Henry George.
*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' Bandon.
The Western World
Bandon-Port Orford
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Auto Stage
R. DAVIDSON
General Transferring
Light and Heavy
Draying
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Wolverton
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SUCH NICE
LIGHT BREAD!
Seaside Bakery
Prof. A.
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