3andon Published weekly on Tuesdays by the Recorder Publish ing Company., Incorporated. Entered at the Post Office at Bandon, Oregon, as mail matter of the second class. Make' all checks payable and address all communica tions to the company. Subscription price, $1.50 per year, in advance. PUT YOURSELF IN HIS PLACE Suppose you, in less trying timer, hAtj occupied the center of the stage. .i d the plaudits of the multitude had r,me ae the breath of life to you! Suppose you had been nble to win and applause merely by riding i ( of a locomotive, or on the ii"-. by boxing with a polite .-"J, or riding a tamo horse ' , park! " i you had come to bo the world's greatest pub "t, with newspaper editor jr. in a place for you every Mnn- .jorning on the first page, the puulic alvmyn awaiting your next i.omtioiwl loop-tho-loop with fo-or- i:,h fntortuU And then, suppose that n different scene hud boon set, with another and more gorfou actor in the contor cf the Sing, playing a scriour art in & ...glc play, with the world as an au dit nca, giv'i'ir rapt and respectful initio , prnl to the dignified ! capb?" performance ! W',uloti't vou, tin a dethroned corn ! i, fed a little liko standing in V -ti shouting that the sori r. i'rwncu wat. all wronf; tr 't i,-. In : ir us a gymnnrt , t. ,h,i Mt what ws ' mothc.".' . . ja i iw li apt to lose all . n Jtnse of proportion, especially f your former admirers, who cheer ed Uia lsaut little gyration, now said tint this more serious performance more in kcaping with the times? t i!" this now hero of the public u 't;d faithful to his task, xtejntion to your ahtibo , never answering i .erring to you indireet tt be apt to indulge .buse, becoming 1.1- time went on? tu? aS cone wrong with the world . gone wrong with the world, Juct rin .1 it should be nt its best? Just when its psoples huvo grown so wise There seems to be more to civilir. s. Knowledge has traveled by lenps and bounds Seats of learning in, village and town. Why bhuuld there bo world-whin rv reut, Fvery thing all in a whirl. A wise man wrote long ago, No doubt it was truo of ids times, Thirty men facing thirty men stoov., Each man a citizen truo and good, These men had nothing to quart ol about But thoir Governors hnd fallen out. Siicli was the picture in Ids mld Of wars and how they grow. But ! this true today? The Tuxedo Hour by Walt Mason .cdo's bully nil the time; it makes the passing nours sublime, nnd by its soft and gracious curves it soothes the soul nnd rests the nerves, and fills my bosom, once again, with peace on earth, good will to men. But best I like it when I've fed this face of mine with jam nnd bread. When I have dined on Irish stew and beans and boiled potatoes, too, and pie and eggs and cheese nnd tripe, 'tis then I best enjoy my pipe. When from the liable I withdraw, I grip my briar with my jaw, and fill it with Tuxedo mild the pure Tuxedo undefiled and smoke away in perfect bliss; no pleasure can compare with this. And in the curling smoke I see a world that scemeth &xxl to me. A world that's debonair nnd gay, its w e- nnd worrirs done away. The plans that seemed 'cdcKmtd to tail, the work that seemed of no avail, . . ( nt the rosy glow of hope, and I endorse all k 1 y. 'Tis thus in my Tuxedo hour; the Ki . uied so dark and dour, is blooming like . .'prihg, and I'm in mood to laugh and sing. Recorder Have not conditions greatly changed? Think you our Governors crave for war, Toll me what then are they fighting for? What have the kings of today to gain By bringing their young men death and pain? If th-y thla world turmoil arranged, How vll they make it pay? if not the Kings, who 'then? Think you the tnnsoes wish for var' Think you they love to forsake their homes, And strew tho Imttlo field w'tli Jiair bones? ('an you" believe that they love the touch thoir dying comrades in the trench. They can gain nothing by this gore; They can not be the men. .Some time ago we said, Vo of the western hemisphere, Whon all tho old world plunged into strife nd nations fought for thoir very life, Vheu weak on oh foil nt the hand of strong Surely their policies must be wroi.g Many men thought, and were sinceie, Europe was oil" her head. What of ourselves today, Vrc not our own clouds hanging low? nd does our Governor wish for strife, lur people thirst to take human lilt .' Lives there a'man who dares to say 1 cople or president wish the frny? nd yet today, we do not know, Can it be kept away? What has gone wrong with the wc hit Some one answer me quick and say. Vho are the winners from all this woe, To whom do tho spoils of battle go J If not to tho heads of nations then, 'loll mo who are the guilty men. Show mo the men who get the pay, They put things all in whirl. Let Kurope go just now, Plenty to think about at home. Turn to our trouble in Mexico, Brigands you tell me; what mado them so? Do you mean to tell me what they like Is kill and plunder And starve and fight? What made them leave their homes to roam, Who started all this row? Tell ino the cfiimc, who can, That sot their nation all a-flame, Splitting its poople in roving bund Scattering famine throughout their laud. What of the men who lead in this wii" Is it thoir country they're fighting for, Or iB it just thoir greed for gain? Answer mo, man to man. And if we intervene, As it seyms now wo must surely do, Who aro the men who will stand to win When brigand goes out and law cot- es in? T. id; you ill' people will reap row aid I AT CHAUTAUQUA 1 i S, Piatt done?, Humorist and Monoiogist, Coining. Famous Humorist Can Make Any Audience Happy. R. Plntt .Tone Is the Cliaiilnti'iuu Bpnrkor. lie Ignite the eutliiulNsiu on the opening night that gives Chau tauqua things In general n momentum S. PL ATT JONES. that whirls at top npeed until the last night, wlie.i the Hawaiian pUiy and nlng "Alnlia" ("Farewell anil Love to Von"). Who Is .Joih-hV What is he"? Tons of thousands of Chautauqua en thusliistH have heard him and hear 1)1 in at every possible oppoitunlty. They know what .lonen is, lmt not one or them could describe him any more (him they would attempt to describe Eddie I'o.v or Harry I. under, lie Is Ji'sl S. l'latt Jones. ThatV enough. To say anything more about liim would he "lnueh too much." If any thing's left by fire and sword, Or is it the money powers, think you, Aro first upon the scene? Hack to Kurope again, Back to thoir scenes of death and strife. Who is amassing tho millions now, I? it tho man with the beaded brow, Or the governor he's fighting foi ? Whoso pockets are filled by awful war Whore men arc laying down 'heir livos, Tilling thoir homos with pain? What is the answer then, i-'iguro it out for yourselves, who ca.i? ho is responsible for this strifo, PI cse widowc, orphans, the loss cf life? Is it a horrible accident, Tho world gono wrong and the na- tiens rent? ;iswer my question, man to mnn, H. ve wo dlscovorcd the men? I a cry thing all in a whirl, P.ii demoniiim brokoii loo'o, Vll the world oiling with a dread Ji . .'.se, NY o.'o is safe on tho lantl or so-ih, A nri'hv rumo.inl ivn nvurv lvaml rigui e a cure lor hub piague, who can I Figure I soy, but what's the use, Mo..ey is ruling the world. J. A. REESE l'lie place thnt pays you to investi- I gate is tho Square Peal, op. Grand i Theater. TlfU shoos we sell are ah i :-olutely guaranteed to be solid leather , thrtinut and prices lowest in tnwn. 1 "?hoe repr.lr shop in connection. FOR SALE Deep soa fiihing boat "Star and Creocont." Address E. J. ' Frye, Box 738, Bandon, Ore. 5.0-t2nj i WANTED Weavers and Splnnars. 'luniif woih, gMJii pay. rtppiy 1 Portlaml Woolen Mills, Portland, Ore. (f M i G-KH3 i BEAN' CONFIDENT ' PORTS WILL WIN Two Measures Are Drafted Eugene Han, At Washington In Interests Of Oregon Ports, Says He Expects Ports To Gel Share Of Proceeds From Land 'Grant Sale Washington, June 1. L. E. Hean of Kgucnc, Ore., who came recently to Washington to present the claiias of the poit districts of the Oregon coast to special consideration in f raili ng tho land grant bill, is sanguine that provision will be made to give them a share of the proceeds from the imposition of the timber nnd the hnds. He has urged that some of the port i;stricts will be practically put out cf business unless provision is made for them because of the large areas of granted lends lying within their borders. The ports have relied large ly upon tli assessment of these lands I o make good their bond issues for liver and haibor improvement. So, he argues, if these lands are off the tax rolls for an indefinite time the port3 will be in a bad way. lie f'gurcs thp.t 300,000 acicn, ii round lumbers of soma of tho best timbei- d and most vslunbla lands in tha en re grant are included in the port dis tricts of Siuslaw, Tillamook, Coos' and Bandan. At tho request of Senator Chamber lain. Mr. Bean has drafted twi a mendmcnts to be proposed to the land grant bill. They nre alternative in character. One is based on tho pUn! of giving 10 per cent of the pro""cds of the grant to port districts, 115 per cent to the stale for schools and the eountics for loads, and 20 per cent to 1 the national government. The other plnn is worked out on the basis of diverting to the port dis tricts a larger share of the proceeds from the counties in which the port districts lie, in proportion to the area of grant lands within such districts. Working out figures in detail for both of these plans, he lias found tl .it the results are approximately the sarno so far as the ports arc concern ed. The sum that would be received by the port districts in either case would bo about equal, and he therefore is indifferent ns to what is adopted. On the basis of the assessment valu ation of the land grant, about 22,000. 000, the return to the ports would be approximately ?1,500,000. The figures prepared by Mr. Bean will be included as a part of the hear ing granted to him be the sub-com-mittco of tlie senate, and in printed form will thus become available to members of both houses of congress in consideration of tho bill. u.-Nivr.K&u i ui UKi'Aiun, v.w- r m f n. r-y --v v v- r- -v x r I gene, May 29. With a great "osky , 1 1 1 A.. 1 - !....- wow wow ann a promise 10 ne uacu pt.0plu throughout the world by citiz on the campus promptly in Septcm- ons 0f the northern part of the state. ,er for fall training, the crack Uni-.'rhe advertising value of this on vorsity of Oregon football team lis- j pajK cllot hec niii,y estimated, bi t 'anded for tho summer at the end o' j( js known to have done much good, n banquet attended by 35 members ot j writing the letters, it is sugg-sKd tho squad. Under the rules oi' tiiojthat photographs and booklets be en new Pacific Coast Intercollegiate, the J closed and the corrosnontlence be sun- University of Oregon, University of Washington anil O. A. C. may not he gin fall training prior to September 12, and the University of California mny not begin until its first semester has opened. University of Oregon men fare a hard schedule of seven games next fall, of which the last five are major games. The schedule follows: Willa metto University ni saiem, ucioner i; Multnomah A. A. Club at Eugene, October M; University of California at Berkeley, October 21; University of Washington at Eugene, November i; Washington State College nt Port land, November 11; O. A. C. at Cor villis, November 25; Multnomah A. A. Club at Portland, Thanksgiving dny Coach Bezdek loses only two play ers "by graduation this year, Anson Cornell and James Cossman, but Lyle Biglec, who has becomo a professional I isoball player, and one or two others vho may have to stay out next year o earn money, will also be lost. The yearly athletics shows a defi . t of about $500, and the student bo. ..y will owe from $700 to $900 at tho t niHnnine of tho next semester. II ,,Wed $2500, however, in September, mil. This vear's slight deficit was caused by bad wenthor at the O. A. C. game nnd the cancellation of the gcroo wifh Washington, otherwise thore would havo been a substantial profit. Horses for sale See LWo?t Barn. Moitraji at .PIGS FOR SALE Sen Morgan at Dufort Barn, 0 5-10-fel LODGE niBECTOKY 3 Is) . 3) .Mnsonle- Bandon Lodge, No. 130, A. F. & A. M Stated conhnunicationi fir3t Friday after the full moon ol each month. Special communication. Master Masons cordially inited. W. A. UGOKI5, W. M C K. BOWMAN, Sec. Eastern Star. Occidental Chapter, No. 45, O. E S. meets Friday evenings ucfor and after stated communiw'lons or Masonic lodge. Visiting .lioniber cordially invited to attend. JULIA PAPE, W. M MARY GALLIER, Secretary - - - - 1 .0. O. I Dhisdon I.odge, No. 133, .. O r F., meets every Wednesday eveninp ' Visiting brothers in good standi-u -ordially invited. 1IAKUY IIORN'UNG, Socy. I. L. SCOFIKLD, N. G. Kebekun ween Rebekah Lodge, No. 120, O. O. F., meets second nnd 'ourf,1 Tudays at I. O. O. F. hall. fnr. Went members cordially invite' MARY C. BARROWS, Secrctar MARIAM WILSON, N " Hicyclc Rquirs Saw Piling and Repairing A Specialty Phone -Tt v o. Box r4 S. D. Barrows IIANOON, OKPtiON Will ukr outers tor Hioclei of all limit anil Pope Motor-C)rtn aUn Cohan Kom ttoal Motors. I LETTER WRITING WEEK SET FOR JUNE 12 TO 17 Everyone Urged To Participate In Scheme To Advertise Soulhweslern Oregon Conuncrchl bodies throughout the Coos and Curry counties are urg'ng the people of their districts to tak ac tive part in tho letter writing cam paign can not bo closely estimated but week of Juno 12 to 17. The ide.i is to get every nun, woman ami child m Southwestern Oregon to write at least, one letter during the week to some friend or relntiove in other parts of the country, telling of the wonderful rcsourcss and attractions of this part ",e country During tho winter just passed tie Portland Chamber of Commerce st.i.r- t.,i an Oregon Letter Writimr Week. thousands of letters being written to planed by sending copies of local pap ers to your friends. One Bandon woman, witli sevenil friends ami relatives in different parts of the country, has u novel scheme which alio intends to carry out. 1" the past she has gathered a mimbei of photos of points of interest in nnd around Bandon. To each of her cor respdents she is ging to send at loat one of the: e pictures, along with a two or three page letter devoted en tirely to a description of the photo. NOTICE OF ANNUAL SCHOOL MEETING Notice is hereby given to tho legs-1 voters of School District No. 51, of Coos County, Sir to of Orogon, tin i the Annual School Meeting of said District will be hold nt High School. I Bandon; to Itcgin at the hour of 8:00 ! o clock P. AL, on tho third Monday mi June, being tho 19th day of June, A D. 1910. This mooting is culled for tho pur pose of electing one director for one year ontl cie for three years, a clerk for one yoar," nnd the trannac- Hon of bualnetui usual nt such mo'-t ing. Dated t'hv. 29lh iky of May, 19J(t. BERTINA KAUSRL'H, Chaiininn Board of PirocwiM Attcij: C. M. KNIGHT, District Clork.' You can L'ue a combination of style nnd sorvico in shoes also mucii more for your monoy than anywhere oIbo In town at the Square Daal, op. Grand theater. Satisfaction guaranteed, Shoo repair shop in connection. !G t '$ fc ( PROFESSIONAL CARD.S .tf i) C. R. AVADE Lawyer , BANDON. OREt.OV DR. II. L. HOUSTON Physician & Surgeon Offic n First National Bank build mg. Hours. 9 to 12 a. m; 1:30 lo t p n; 7 to S in the evening. PANDON. OREGON DR SMITH J. MANN Physician & Surgeon .- In Ellingson Building. Hour. J o 12 a. m; 1 to 5 p. m BANDON. OREGt DR. R. V. LEEP Physician & Surgeon OHIce in Elli -gson building, Phone BANDON, OREiJuN DR. ARTHi It GALE Physician & Surgeon Olir .n KNingson building. OIVi -Y ". 352. Rostdcnce phone, 36. i BANDON. OREGON DR. S. C. ENDICOTT Dentist 'ttitce in Ellingsnn building. OfTir ohon 1211. Retddenco phone, lltil HANDON. OREGO Jli. 1. L. SCO EI ELD Dentist Oilice-4n Ellingson liaildiug in loom uiely occupieil bj Attorney Feei-ej Phono 1141 BANDON. OREGON CHATBURN & GARDNER Attorneys at Law .uit No 3 rut Nat Bank Bldg., BANDO.V $1C0 Reward, $100 Tim renders of tills pjiper will lm lea.soil to lenrn thai tin-re Is ut Inaai ono ilrcmletl iIIshibc thai neloiicn lia ton abli to cure in nit ItH fttiiKi'i. an. I Unit In rnlarrh. Catairli boliiK itreall) Inlluenci'il liy eoiisllliillonnl i-omlltion-ri"iilres eoiiRtltiitlonal tri'iilinenl Hull's Catnrrh Cun la taken Interiml'v mid nets thru tho Illoml on thu Mocoii. Siirfan of the System tli-rpliy ile Htrnylni; tho foiiiuliitlon of the illm-aa. MvIiir th patlont KlreiiRtli ly Imllillio: up tho eonxtltiitloii unit tivsiMliiK nn turn In ilnlnu llx worlt The iropr. tors have no inm li faith In thn riiratlit IMiwcra of llnll's Cntarrh run- ,t tlipy offer Que llnnilrr'l Dnllnrn for inv enKo that II falln to euio Senil for I1 t of tOHtlinonlnlM dclrtm K J fllKNI'V ft CO. Tolfjo. 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