Bandon Recorder Published weekly on Tuesdays by The Recorder Publishing Co., Inc. Entered at the Post Office at Ban Ann. Orpcron. ns mail matter of the f n ' second class. RICHARD B. SWENSON, Manager .'ake all checks payable and addrcs all communications to the company, Subscription price, $1.60 per year advance. NOTHING TO DO The naner had just been "put to bed and the editor leaned back in his chair and stretched. "Nothing to do now he thought, "until next week." Prct tv soft! Wonder if the fish are biting down on Yaller creek?" Ho settled back, put his feet on his desk and wig glod down comfortably. This thine; of beincr nn editor was just nbout right. All he had to do was to loaf a round all week poking his nose into other folks business, then, when the nublication day came, a couple of hours at the office did the trick. Fun ny how hard some fellows had to work to make a living. Well, it showed nfter all, that brains counted. The man with merely muscle to take him through life had to strain and sweat and labor for a naltry pittance, but life was good to the man with brains. People struggled to help him get n long. He was recognized ns the mo tive power of the community. Ho was respected. People gladly allowed him to lead in thought, and were willing to contribute to his support even if he didn't work for it. For instance there was the long line of persons waiting to subscribe, their money in their hands and nnxiety in their faces for fear the circulation limit would bo re ached before their turn came. Then there wns the information lino. These men came in every week with all the news of the community, with names and dates and initials correct ready to put right in the paper without edit ing. That other line over to the left was waiting to contract for advertis ing space, while others were pushing their way to tl.o cashier's window to pay thoir bills before the discount pe riod expired. Oh yes, it was pretty soft for the old man, pretty soft! Then suddenly, tho editor sat up and rubbed his eyes. Tho office devil, grinning, was standing'in tho doorway. "Boss, there's a man outside says the press won't run 'till he gits the money for the last order of white paper. 'Nother feller says the plate can't git hero this week, cause there's been a wreck on the rnilroad. It don't make no difer enco 'specially, 'cause the pressman throw a gimmick in the phylux and the doofiddle's strained so the press can't run nohow. Circulation man's quit 'cause he says folks ain't readin' news papers no more, nn' the advertisin' fell oft this week forty per cent. That ain't all " Hut tho editor would hear no more. He fired nn ink bottle nt 1 tho devil and kicked the cat. Ho had not worked but ten hours that day, so ho was full of pep. Then ho scratch-' od his head and wondered how the ( dickens he'd fallen asleep during of- fico hours. With that he put on tho bnll and chain for eight hours more "Mi r i i and then went home and slept the fit ful sleep of the lazy man. Pretty soft! STUNG IN A NEW PLACE A man and a woman dropped into a small town and put up at the bust hotel in town. Next morning they se cured a rig each, and started over the country nsking the farmer folks for a chicken for an orphan's home in St. Louis. After two days begging they sold the chickens to a local produce man for ?30 and left town. Their loot included several cash donations. A variation of the scheme is for a man, wearing some sort of badge, to call on the farmers under the name of the Department of Health and demand to sec Ids poultry. After examination ho condemns twenty or thirty hens and tells the farmer they will have to be killed because they arc diseased. He very kindly offers to take the chickens and do the killing himself. If the tlm farmer consents, the man takes tho chickens to tho nearest commission merchant and colls them. The scheme is 1 v'.i worked all over the country. If !. r.-. .:i or woman calls on you with cm., d that looks suspicious, call up yo - local auinoriiics anu ass uy what right they are nsking to inspect your stock or poultry. When you get the answer, turn them over to the po ice. STOCKTON AND SHASTA DIVI SIONS AND THE SACRAMENTO SHOPS WIN BANNERS. The Stockton Division, the Shasta Division and the Sacramento Shops are winners of the 115 safety banners awarded annually by the Southern 'acific Company for the greatest pro gress shown during the fiscal year in the furtherance of safety work o nthe 'acific System. Thus, the Stockton Division wins the honors of the South- rn District, the Shasta ranks highest on the Northern, and the Sacramento Shops top the list in the general shops ompctition. This makes tho second banner won by both the Stockton and Shastn divi sions and the third by the Sacramento General shops. In 1013 the Coast Di vision won the Central District banner nd the San Joaquin the Southern District banner. In 1014 the Salt ake Division won the Northern Dist rict emblem. What are described as remarkable urcs of wounded French soldiers have! een effected by the new polyvalent rum, discovery of which was aiinouu- ed last March. Complete recovery s announced of men who wore terribly mutilated and for whom all hope had been given up. Drs. La Clainche and Vallee, the dis coverers of the serum, have been un- ible up to the present to make more than 2000 flasks of it daily, most of which goes where the worst cases are o bo found. When it can bo made in ufficient quantities to supply the fir- ng line, where it could be used presen- tatively ns anti-tetanus scrum is now sed, it is believed that thousands of ives can be saved. The now serum, which may be ougniy (lescrihed as a eomlnnation ofjly and number of serums niramst different1 arities of bactcries, has been put to practical use only recently. The city of Coquille is experiencing tome difficulty in securing the ?."0,000 bond issue recently disposed of to a Denver firm. Another firm of Denver brokers, Wright and Co. have attached the bonds to secure the sum of ?M!11 which they allege is duo them. r At the Exposition When you visit the Panama-Pacific Exposition, look for the Exhibit of New Perfection Oil Stoves and Heat ers in the Palace of Manufactures. Let the Demonstrator show you how efficient a good oil stove really is. New Perfection Oil Cook-Stove For B$t Rttulf U$ Ptarl Oil It has abundant heat always ready like fjas. It bakes, broils, roasts and toasts like a regular wood or coal range hut without dirt or ashes. No odor. Docs not taint the food. Does not overheat the kitchen. Especially pood for hot summer cooking. Made in several styles and sizes. Ask your dealer. STANDARD OIL COMPANY (C.lifpml.) lliiiiJuu Sttmfna ttmts Sooner or later the violent death of Leo Frank will be forgotten in this commercial age and then ox-Governor Slayton of Georgia will have to hunt up some new qualifications if he holds the front page in our big newspapers. The man looking for a simile with which to compare tho myriads of stars, the sands of the seaside or the duration or eicrnuy can una a prj tair ugure m uio quantity oi micmc- berries growing on this section of the Oregon coast. The foreign situation seems to jump from one ticklish situation to another and the moves upon tho diplomatic checker board arc accompanied by mental agony and sleepless nights. Being president these days is not what it is cracked up to be. A reader may have filled his brain with sea stories from his earliest ac quaintance with Marryat and Cooper but if he will stand on the far end of the Bandon south jetty some time when the breakers are coming in right he will geta bettor idea in one minute of the force of the milled waters than ho could obtain in a whole life time of reading. Perhaps the best thing in the come dy "Its no Laughing Mnttcr" at the Grand last Thursday night, was th attempt of his wife and daughter to make Maclyn Arbuckle, the village postmaster put on style at dinner time. lie took to the napkin witli enthusiasm but did not seem to hnv the proper knowledge of how to use it and when his daughter had taken his spoon from his coffee two times succession and placed it by his cup he got the idea that she wanted it her self and handed it over, picking up table spoon to use ns a substitute. Elder W. K. Greek has been delving into ancient history with instructive results. Meeting the Recorder re porter Saturday he said that exactly 12800 years ago in the year 075, B. C King Rchaboam, son of King Solomnn set aside the 15th of August for the worship of the golden calf. Bnndon said Air. lireok, went Kcliaboam one betteh this year 1015. It set apart Sun day and Monday, August 15th and 1C for tho worship of the Moose. An absence of two years -jnd a little better from the green hills that flank a certain small river in Southeastern Wisconsin has not lessened our regard for it nor dimmed itc memory althougl we have learned to extract consider- r.ble solace in the versatility of the west. Therefore when wo received copy of the Waterford, Wis., Post marked 'Please X" wo hasten to comp- like n 'and down the managerial spino at this recognition that ho is still remem bored in tho home country. It is odd that a man like Joaquin Miller should have been so fond of tho poses of his life that he thought the people who read his works would not bo interested in his common, every day existance. His autobiography as he gives it in his published works is a series of flash lights on certain spots in his career which he considers in harmony with tho peculiar poses which he maintained in later years, How many people know that tho nu- thor of "Walker in Nicnragua" was once n resident of Bandon in the days before he knew fame nnd was seeking in vain for a publisher for his works He married his wife here, a sister of tho lato Judge Dyer, and Mrs. Dyer in this city cherishes as a memento of the (laughter of the poet, several paintings from her hand. Sometimes in fiction the author re sorts to the expedient of saving the hero who has been mourned ns dead by substituting a brother whoso slaugh ter has been duly mistaken fcr that of tho hero. This is always classeil as a rather questionable expedient nnd something thnt would not ever occur in real life. But here Is nu instance. A few weeks ago a stalwart resident of Curry county nnswering to tho nnmo of Wittmann wns n caller nt tho Itecordor olllco and finding n respon Hive ear fat down to spin n few yarns f Ijilcoport, ItK hlntory and attrac tions, ftit romantic rUo mid fall nnd inidry hIiIo tiliiitM on other topic. Itirli wh hi pownimllty that ho luft (i vivid impiowloii In tho Itcronlur olllro 'n wlu'ii (ho nt'w cuiiitt Ihrt a young imii' of Hut mimic muiui Imd Iwun kind, fM'll UllllHJiill Mt Ijlkl'pOlL lliu vHflini HMimtUy luviwlml Mill) Dim ir. "xtltiy at mr Uli vmllur, Nnw It Mil (Jig tit? tlti) iiwo wu u tall friend back to life again. While we regret very much that any Witt mann had to bo killed still wa arc glad tiiat if fucU had to be in the program of tho Groat Architect of human dest iny that the victim was not our friend of pleasant memory. And across the chasm of fraUrnal grief we extend the right hand of congratulations. Coquille Clippings From tho Coquille Sentinel. When Cocs Bay residents get away from tho sea breezes at the bay they appear to suffer greatly from the heat On Sunday, a portly gentleman, drip ping with perspiration stepped into J John . here anJ ordcml a ccol. nj, drmk Mr Lenevc remarked that tho weather was a ,ittle rarm-. Warm h ," was the retort, "It's hot." And when he arose the chair looked as if some one had taken a bath in it. Much to the regret of County Agri- culturist Smith and the farmers who were on hand the representatives of the U. S. Department of Agriculture, who wore to demontrate the clearing of logged-off lands, faild to show up at the meetings that were arranged cd for them, nor was any word re ceived as to the reason for their non appearance. Besides ruining Coquille's beautiful setting, when the fir timber was cut on the hill cast of town, it has had a great detrimental effect on the city water supply. Heretofore the water has been cold, even during July and August, but with the shade removed from the reservoir a difference of G2vcral degrees in tho temperature of the water is ncticcablc. John B. Fox was born in tho state of New York in 1823. While still boy he moved with his parents to 111 inois. At the age of 10 he went to Missouri and was thero married to Margaret Smith who died five years later leaving two girls who are still living Mrs. Sadie Whipple of Port land, and Mrs. Lizzie Lathi op, of Wal Iowa valley Wash. He crossed the plains from Missouri to Oregon in 1S53 and was six months crossing with nn ox team. He landed at Ranior Ore., where his brother. Chas., was living. He and his brother bought a pilo driver and went to driv ing piles for tho Government which ho followed for five years. He drove the first piling that was driven at Port land and also at Vancouver, Wash. Ho went from Portland to Frisco and took the steamer Golden Gate for New York, taking three months to mnkc tho trip. From New York he he went to Nobraska City, where ho started an auction and commission house which ho ran for seven years He auctioned off the lots in Lincoln, Nebraska, before thero was a building on the town site. From Nebraska City he went to Cedar County, Missou- ry nnd bought a farm nnd was thero married to Mary Ann Oddy. To them was born one boy John Fox Jr. of Co quille. While living in Missouri his second wife died. A year and a half later he was married to Violet Meeker March 5, I860 and one week later they started for California where he bought team and started overland for Ore gon. lie camo to coos County over the old trail to Marshfield and landed there July 3, 1800. He lived in Mnrshfield n year and then traded a pistol and $2.50 in money for n ranch n the north fork of the Coquille river. With his wife and ono baby he moved on the place nnd began to clear a home riiey camped under a log for three weeks until he got a house built. He lived on this place 18 years. While living there nino children were born nil of whom aro still living, as follows: Mrs. Maggie Wilson, of Prosper, Ore., Mrs. Ida Davis of Puyallup, Wash., Mrs. Myrtle Jenkins, of Park- ersburg, Chas. Fox of Bandon, Claud C. Fox of Hoaquim, Wash.; Mrs. Dell Schuyler, of Portland; Roy E. Fox, of Bandon; Mrs. I.aura Myers of Bridge and David M. Fox, of Bandon. According to officials of the North ern racific nnd lircat iNortucrn rail roads, very little, if any, wheat from tho Pacific Northwest wil go to Eu- opo this year over tho big trans continental railroads. The reason for this is said to bo the cost of reloading on the Atlantic Keauorii and mo inci that trans Atlantic freight rates nre excessive. They nre so high these of. ficials say, that to try shipping via tho railroads would make tho price lit tle fdiort of exorbitant. It is pointed I nut thnt liv boat from Portland. Puifol , T Sound or San Francisco, through tho 'ana m n canal, tho ratcH aro lower, lilch makcn thin (ho only fcaiiible onto nnd the ono whlrh will ho imd 'xh'iudvtiy. Up lo Urn pnwitnt tlmn 4fi gniln cr rlxm, it llllli' nvnr onMliIni nf tho Jiuinluir iwwtftMiry, liuvi Ixw ' uiod lo tftkti wluwl out nt Voitlf ' ' VH limit wBihi imliite. Thin u 00jluv m t1U is Miami Im mBlml as with others. With a strong de mand charter rates wil be high on all available bottoms. It is pointed out by some that no trouble will be exper ienced in securing the balance of the ships needed both steamers and wind jammers, white others are saying nothing but smile broadly, when the subject is broached. Last season 116 vessels of all kinds were required to move the Northwest grain crops. A reception and farewell party was tendered Comrade A. B. Tyler and wife by the members of Bandon G. A R. and W. R. C. at their hall on Edi son Ave. Friday The social features of the occasion included a bountiful spread which wns served by the W. R. C. Mr. and Mrs. Tyler, who have liv ed in Bandon for two years are now returning to their former home in Io wa. During their residence here they have made many warm friends, cspe cially among Grand Army :.nd Women Relief Corps people.. Their daughter Mrs. H. G. Ramsay, has been spend ing tho summer with them and ac companied them on their trip hack to Iowa. They left Saturday by auto to Roseburg from whence they go to Portland. Seattle and east by the Can adian Pacific. They will make their homo at Mr.rble Rock, Iowa, from which town Mrs. Ramsay came. News of Earlier Days Interesting Items From Recorder Files Ten and Twenty Years Ago of I- rom the Recorder August 24th, 1905 Isaac Storm and Miss ' Nancy E. Harvey were married August 17th by Rev. Adolph Haberly. Rev. Geo. A. Roach, new Presbyter ian minister, arrived during the week. Dr. Jas. Withycombe, then with the Oregon Agricultural College at Cor vallis was scheduled to hold three meetings in the county. He was ac companied by three others from tho agricultural college. Dr. S. L. Perkins who had been ab sent for seven weeks visiting his par ents in North Carolina, returned to Bandon and resumed his practice J. W. Felter and W. II. Logan tried thoir hands as caulkers during the week finishing up the scows for the government. Gallier Bros, were making consider able improvements on the TuDoer house. That trouble among the fishermen of Rogue river is no new thing is evi denced from an item in this weeks Re corder. Robert Burns had sued R. B Hu me for $110,000 alleging persecu tion in various ways, tho incidents be ing staged at Gold Beach. Congressman Hermann returned du ring the week from the Hnrrimnn ban quet at Portland and stated thnt he had been assured the railroad from Drain would be built ns soon ns the permanent survey was made. From the Recorder. Auirust 23. 1005 The Bandorille took out 00 heads of hogs, and n lot of broomhnndles on its trip down to San Francisco this week. Bandon Lodge A. F. & A. M. was in stituted this week. The following of ficers were installed R. H. Rosa, W. M. Robert Walker, S. W. G. Boak, J. W. T. J. Thrift, S. D. W. W. Hammerberg J. D.; F. E. Palmer, tres.; J. A. Laug- head, secy.; Win. Bingnman, tyler; A. I). Walcott and D. K. Perkins, stew ards. Try the C. C. Cash Store for Groceries New, clean stock, good goods at bedrock prices. Also full line of Notions Glassware, Silverware, Enam elware, Toys, Hosiery, Underwear, Embroid ery Cotton and many other things. Honorable dealing and courteous treatment guaranteed at Carpen ter's old stand on Second street, a half block south of Post Ollice. Open every day and evening except Sunday V respectfully solicit your business, D. W. CARPENTER, General Manager Joseph E. Johnston, a cr.mpcr from Kitchen creek was drowned among the rocks south of town during the week. He had gone with a companion to tho ocean side of one of the rocks gather ing muscles when an unusually largo wave overwhelmed them and killed Johnson by dashing him among tho rocks. His body was recovered 3G hours later. Investigates Mysteries M. G. PoU Takes a Stroll a the Dark at San Diego aid Sees Straage Sights San Diego, August 15th, 1915 Editor Recorder: With thisletter I will keep my promise to tell you of my visit to the Temple of Mysteries. After paying 10 cts, I was shown a door to open, which I did. After I had made a step or two forward the door closed and could not be opened front the inside. Arcund me was darkness ns black as could be. I felt sorry that 1 had not brought a flash light. But it was too late now and nothing was left for me to do but to forge onward. A step. Clap: there wers traps similar flashed up before me. I wondered if this wns the Star of Hopes. Another step forward and and the star had dis appeared. There was no help for me but to advance. The passage turned sharply to the right nnd then to tho left a way to pass them. I examined way and for a change the floor began to roll first one way and then the oth er way. I had my cane with me and care fully sounded before I made the next step Clap: There were claps, similar to mouse traps: then the floor would fly up, hollowing in the middle and down it went on the other side, not a ray of light, but I wanted to see tho mysteries and so I moved on. Right in front of me appeared daylight. Thero were three iron machines in full oper ation and neither to the right or tho left a way to pass them. I examined the things closely and found, some what hidden on the right side, nn iron fence. The machines, I could not stop, over the fence I want. The first step, a stiff incline began to move and down I wont. It seemed to speed me in dif ferent directions. I looked for somo mysterious sight but it dumped mo to the outer world in good shape. The joke was too good. Should you visit tho exposition, dont forget to call there but bring a flash light along mid perhaps you will find something more than I did. When on my feet again 1 told tho nice young lady in attendance that she owed mo a dollar and she seemed to find something funny in the asser tion Today I visited the oldest Catholic mission in this section, the "Romano" It wns erected in 17G8. Many old piec es of workmanship and paintings were there ns well as tho old chapel with its seats and chair of confession. I wondered how many poor sinners havo confessed their cvildoings, paid their pennies nnd had their sins forgiven. ' Happy is the person who believes. Not far from this is a large palm which is said to be the first palm treo planted in California. Next to it, a little elevated, is a tall cross; beforo it tho grave of an old padre. An old lady told me whoever prayed before it and believes will be cured of cer tain diseases. Unfortunately I did not have those diseases so I went on. The great olive cannery was closed and I could not go in. Next week moro. M. G. POIIL arJ m w miimtxl will