JOB PRINTING THAT MANS US Recorder Print Shop A Welcome j Pay Envelope HONEST, old man.I don't know whnt we would hnve done without that ETNA ACCUMULA T1VE ACCIDENT POLICY. When a fellow lives on ihe "no-work-no-pay hnsis'and has nothing to fall hnckon, a cracked head and n broken arm don't get him anything. All he can do is sit around and wonder how the wjfe can scrape to gether enough to keep the family cuing. He just naturally worries himself twice as sick. Out this Etna Accident Policy takes the place of the pay envelope. Gives you $50 a week as long as you're totally tlis. nbled by your injuries and $25 atweek even though you arc only partially dis abled by them. Pays the bill for a surgical operation, too. All you do is sit back and tell your broken head and arm: "All right, boys, take your time about healing. I'm pro vided for until you're fit again." CTMA- IZE Safeguard YOUR income against acci dent. Protect YOUR home from want. Let us explain how easy it is how cheap. 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If nn uull on LETTER HEADS STATIONERY CIRCULARS BILL HEADS POSTERS DODGERS ADVKNTISTS AT GRANT'S PASS Seventh-day Adventists from all parts of Southern Oregon will jjather here for the tmnual ltisiiic:r; lcssioii and uinipnicuMhg of tni; SouUictn O'TRon Conference of ilia, de'iomina tion which will be held May 20 to HO. A number of family tents will be put up on a lot on Sixth street, about six ' id 8 from the railway depot, and those attending the cniripmecting will occupy these tents as home during their stay hero. Larffc pavilions will also be put up for the different meet ings that trjs planned for dining purposes, the display andsalc of li terature, and a tent where the campers will be received.. Practically every minister in the conference will be present, together with representatives frorii the North American Division Conference, the governing body in this country, and the North Pacific Union Conference, which takes in Montana, Washington, Idaho and Oregon. .President V. C. C. ISunch of Roseburg, will be the di rector of the camp as well us chair man on the meetings. Other workers expected from the Southern Oregon Conference include Prof. R. W. Airey, of Cottage Grove; J. C. Dutcher, E. B. Estell, L. A. Gib son, of Cottage Grove; C. L. Llngcn felter and L. L. Moffitt, of IJandon; Prof. E. H. Emmerson, of Myrtle Point; L. E. Tupper, of Medford; 13. C. Tabor, of Ashland; C. J. Cole, of Eugene; and T. L. Thuemler, of Grants Pass. Elder P. W. Paap, of Washington, 1). C, who is now making a tour of the Western States in the interest of the Home Missionary work, will re present the North American Division conference and the Union conference will bo repcresented by President C. W. Plaiz, Prof. N. W. Lawrence, educational secretary, Prof. E. C. Kel logg, president of Walla Walla Col lege, and W. R. Reatty, fiehlmission ary secretary. E. E. Johnson of Coquille rns been appointed administrator for the estate of his father the late Alfred Johnson. The estate is valued at $25,000. THE THRICE-A-WEEIC EDITION OP THE NEW YORK WORLD Practically a Dally at the Price of a Weekly, .No other Newspaper in the world gives so much at hi low a price. The year 1011 witnessed tlio out break of tho Titanic European war which makes all other wars look small. You live in momentous times and you should not miss nny of the tivmcndiiDiis events that are occur ring, No other newspaper will keep you so well Informed as the Tlirlro-n-Vek edition of the Now York World Moreover, n year miinicriplion to it Hill take you fur into our next jrtaiiliiit!ii ninipiilh-n and wll glvtt to wtHtlwrn itunlw the lukluiii situation It wiiiIuIh u vuI unmunt of itiutJIiiK NMUol at h very t'luwp ifi, 'I'm Tkrttv n VYi WurhJ's niKulur utiwriHiiwii pU it wtly I UK) jinr , imJ lias w (l M 4 iw mi svwhi.v umiun m tl u TUr tmpttkH MtlMwrtp U ptw U Ihv lv jisjiMiii i It Ml How a Book Came to Be Written By DORA L. MULFORD One summer a young man whose appearance smacked of tho "plains" stnniRMl nt a hotel In tho White moun tains und. the regular meals of tho day being over, called for a supper to be cooked for him. When It was ready be wns called and ushered Into the dining room, which wns deserted ex cept for himself and tho waitress who attended upon him. Before he begau to eat he noticed that she was comely, leaving served him with what he need ed, she wns about to leave the room when he said to her: "Suppose 1 need you nfter you have cone, wnnt snnn i 007 There was no bell at hand to call her. nnd she took tho man's question for tin order to remain. She was evl dently not pleased at his action nnd, taking n position near him. stood first on one foot, then 011 the other, looking part of the time at the celling, the otb er part nt the floor. "I'm sorry to keep you," he snM. "It doesn't mntter, sir. It's my place to wnlt on you." Tho young man was sorry for what he had done. lie would rather not hnve been served than have some one looking Idly on when he nte. Never theless there wns something In the girl's nppenrnncu that interested him He had heard pt college students be coming wnlters or waitresses nt hotels In vacation, nnd he fancied she might be one of this class. "You're no waitress," he hazarded. "No waitress! What do you mean sir?" "You're n lady." "A lady!" She colored nnd showed emlmrrnss ment. lie fnncled that ho had struck tho nail on the head. Itecomlng hold with his first success, he pushed 05 "I've met you In society." "Met me In society! Where?" The young man chuckled. The ques tion "Where?" wns n dead giveaway Had she not been "In society" she would not hnve asked such a question But he did not reply to It "I hnve been looking for you," he went on, "ever, since n certain ball at which I met you. 1 danced with you twice during the evening, nnd you do not remember me." The scamp looked very much cut up nt her falluro to recollect him. "Was It in Now York?" she asked. Another giveaway. She had been In society In New York. Many func Hons took plnco nt S.'s, on Fifth ave nue. "Wcro you not nt n certain dinner followed by a cotillion given by a cer tain lady of fashion one night" Ho figured to bo trying to recall tha date. "Last winter, Just before Lent?" He broke Into a laugh. "Whnt amuses you?" she naked, frowning. "I ntu very much pleased with my elf." "Indeed! On whnt account?" "My perceptive faculties. 1 knew run for n lady even in tho gnrb of a waitress. I accused you, nnd you con fessed. I hnvo never met you before. All that I have said to you has been made up of whole cloth." Tho girl now broke Into n laugti. "What amuses you?" asked the man. with a fork mldwny between his plate 11 ml his mouth. "My stupidity." "Your stupldlty7 What do you menu?" "Rather, 1 should say confidence You were right n snylng that wo met at S.'s, and the dato I gave you Is cor rect I wns your pnrtner In the cotil lion. You told me you would never forget me. And now you tell me that wo have never met before. For shnuia Mr. ICennerton!" "Kennerton, by Jove!" "Will you deny your Identity?" "No, but you! You art I have Ifc you nro Miss Kfllngham." "I nm." "Rut what nre you doing as a wait ress In this hotel?" "What nre you doing In this western costume?" "I've been traveling in the west studying life. To study life one must live nmong the elnss studied." "So you told me when I met you In New York. You were very enthusiastic. I, being a society girl, tired of the filial low life 1 led, resolved to study life too. I have learmyl a lot here more noma nm i-him 11110 which 1 was iioni than tho class Into which I wns not bom." "And I have Just served a three months term as a cowboy, nut I've had enough of It. I'm going to bo it gentleman iignlu." "So nm I tired of M.ng n wiiltrefs I'm going to be a lady onco more." "When? Where?" "I leave for New York tninorniw morning." "Ho do I." "I'm going to write a bonk nhotit my itxperli'iiies ns 11 waitress In n sum- HUT llMtlll " "And I'm ynlntr in rlli a book xiit my i'ierlniH is us a Hiwlmy." "U'uiHlnr If ttn eunidn'i iimku h noii uut n f tliii 1 mm" "I'm wUw ! hu' up nmu ttuum I lisi) in! " "I (mi iMt w t hw up, hul I Hill luUf xttJhilsiiwJy w1b ) Awl Ut' diil 'J1m M'li WllJ lb m jwtsJMMSf irJtttf tti ilvu, yiUMni lu wli, BLOCKADED Every Household in Handon Should Know How 16 Resist It. If your back aches because the kid neys are blockaded, xou should help the kidneys with their work. Doan's Kidney Pills are especially for weak kidneys. Recommended by thousands here's n:.-uiliUIIL7 1IUIII II11S VlClllliy. Mrs. W. A. Trefren, 731 Highland Ave., Grants Pass, Ore., says: "My limbs and ankles were swollen so bad ly that I could hardly get around. My nacK paineu me constantly. I knew from the irregular action of my kid neys that they were at fault. Doan's Kidney Pills reduced .the sweling in my innus and ankles nnd got my kid neys acting as they should." Price fiOc. at all dealers. Don't sim ply ask for a kidney remedy get Doan's Kidney Pills the same that Mrs. Trefren had. Poster-Milburn Co., props., JJuffalo, N. Y. adv. PORT ORFORD REPORTS Q(D (Prom Port Orford Tribune;) P. H. Poole returned yesterday from another visit to Bandon. From the pleasant smiles worn he evidently interspersed pleasure witli business while away r.nd some of liis friends go as far as to suggest that lie may not return alone from some of these "business" trips.. Will Clarno who has been carrying the mail during the winter months for T. 1J. Davidson between Port Orford and Langlois, completed his contract last week. Mr. Clarno has gone to to Pistol river with n gentleman who contemplates buying his ranch on thnt stream. If the sale is not made Mr. Clarno will move his family down in the near future. P. Nordberg who in company with Mr. Jirinker is mining on the Cape Blanco beach, was in town the latter partrof last week. He saya that they are working. It is seldom thut this beach goos r, season without yielding considerable values in gold and pluti num, and in early days it was one of the richest, r.nd now it is cr.e of the the most dependable, blacksand dc posits along the coast. Delmar Wright, who has ben teach' ing school on Floras crock- for the pas! few weeks, came down to Port Orfoio Friday nnd in returning to his work Monday by bicycle overexerted him self with the lesult that he suffered a hemorrago of the lungs. He ra turned home again, and with rust and care is expected soon to bo himsclt again, fir. L,antear is substituting in his place as teacher until Prof. P. II. Robincon completes his term hero, when he will take the school. Mark Historic Spot Grave Yard Point, one of the sights ly promontories projecting into Port Orford harbor about which history weaves its early day romance, is no longer unmarked, for the first of the week Geo. Forty, P. B. Tichenor, C. Long, P. Giggs, Jus. Lane, C. H. Smith and Mr. Spensley climbed its heightb and planted a sturdy flag polo tnerc from which the stars and stripes an. now flying. During the Indian war times a com pany of soldiers were fortified on tin. Heads, and while encamped there a young Captain, from aprominent New- York family, died and was buried on the point, from which event it received its name. About the same time three civilians were ulso burled there, and it is to mark the restingpl ace of these advance agents of Western civilization that the flag polo lias been raised. It is nlso proposed to hold short mo morinl services on the point. -Port Orford Tribune. The new Catholic church at Coquille the Church of tho Holy Name of Jes us will be dedicated May Kith by Father McDoritt. Tho steamboat inspectors nre kept busy in this section. In addition to trying charges against Cnptnln Lo nevo of tho Charm, churged witli run ning his bout without it pilot In the . pi-lot-houso they will Investigate tho cause of the wreck of tli" liumlolh, and tho collision of it yuur ugo f tlio ilreilgn Mklilii urn! Hi" schooner A. M. Hlinpmin, M ON It V t M 0 N 15 I 'j'lii ihJhI liiHktm it HMtl ymlM tin luriM u( iliWMTWIMfTAI. MOIIT. (Mfllt rmil'.NV ' u ui iwrtwftt fM Mtr UmmI tmimm m m dm) if 0 vm 61 j lhhM JlltJju IhHUI, lvv 0 LODdE DIRECTORY a g Masonic. Bandon Lodge, No. 130, A. P. & A. M. Stated communications first Friday after tho full moon of each month. Special communications Mnstcr Masons cordially invited. WALTER SARIN, W. M C. E. BOWMAN, Sec. Eastern Star. Occidental Chapter, No. 45, O. E. S. meets Friday evenings before and after stated communications of Mnsonic lodge. Visiting members cordially invited to attend. ADELAIDE E. REYNOLDS, W. M. BLANCHE FAULDS, Secretary I .O. O. P. Bandon Lodge, No. 133, I. O. O. P., meets every Wednesday evening. Visiting brothers in good standing cordially invited. D. C. KAY, N. G. L. I. WHEI2LER. Secretary. Rebekah Ocean Rebekah Lodge, No. 120', 1. O. O. P., meets second and fourth Tuesdays at 1. O. O. P. hall. Trail- cient members cordially invited. MARGARET SMITH, N. G. MARY C. BARROWS, Secretur.. i0W&c",( BANDON CHURCHES (s d) M. E. Church South Sunday School, 10:00 a. 111. Preaching, 11:00 a. 111. Ep worth League, 0:30 p. m. Preaching, 7:30 p. m. Prayer Meeting, Thursday, 7:30. Missionary Society, Friday, 12:30. W. B. SMITH, Pabtor. Episcopal Church Sunday School, 10:00 a. m. Preaching, 2nd, -1th nnd 5th Sun days ut 11 a. in. and 7:30 p. m. REV. WM. HORSFALL, Pastor Methodist Church Sunday School, 10:00 a. m. Public Service, 11:00 n. 111, Evening service, 8:00, p. 111. Mid-Week Service, Thursday, 7:30 All who do not attend church else where ure invited to worship with us C. MAYNE KNIGHT, Pasto." Presbyterian Church Sabbath School . . . . Preaching l'raye. meeting , . . . Preaching Prayer meeting is extended the services SMITH, Pastor Saubath Services: 10 u. 111 11 a. m 1:00 p. m. . . C. E. :00 p. m Wednesday 8:00 p. m. A cordial invitation public to attend these REV. WINFIELD S. Baptist Church Sunday School, 10:00 A. M. ' l'reaching Service, 11:00 A. M. ELDER A. B. REESE. Church of the Brethern Sunday Services: Sunday School 10:00 a. m; Preaching serivce at 11 a. m. und 7:00 p. m. Everybody cordially invited. L. B. OVERHOLSER, Pastor. AGENTS WANTED Everywhere To Sell Madame Du Four's Face Powder which Is pr-pnrl In four colorH Ami Tun Mrs. 25c & 50c 1 : 1 1 hoy. KiihI ?r stntnp fur n.iiMili-, Jjii. purtmwit J. A Julia Marlow i;r iinil Itri'iiinliirllilN MiiiIiiiii) till I'liur'N , I'iMtiIrr, The Du Four Co., Wash., D. C. WANTHU A tuliiiblii hihI urine iiihii ill' wiilimn III IIuihIiiii Ui 01 ihiiiw noiKhlmi ImmkI liM4rHiiu iuU. Mm Iwrs rwMw iMr fvint hi.4iim at imw UilJ Umm Uuiu Um tmU 1 " " mm) my tmmtttit Mw Un Work ut rgMtafalK J4MIH MlsJ gH mmI m i 4mm iu f' ll&Ur mtl'i)r Mshojm I' 'M if T)M sI'" lliMlli tll 4li MtXllS" MMMMM)'. Umi uu ?' 4il mfitm, Um Iwt tt PI w a - , 3 PROFESSIONAL CARDS C. R. WADE Lawyer BANDON, OREGON DR. H. L. HOUSTON Physician & Surgeon Office in First National Bnnk build ing. Hours, '.) to 12 a. 111; 1:30 to 4 p. m; 7 to 8 in tho evening. BANDON, OREGON DR. SMITH J. MANN Physician & Surgeon Office in Ellingson Building. Hours, 0 to 12 a. in; 1 to ft p. in. BANDON, OREGON DR. L. P. SORENSEN Dentist Office iu First National Bank build ing. Telephone ut house nnd office. BANDON, OREGON DR. R. V. LEEP Physician & Surgeon Office in Ellingson building, Phono 72 BANDON. OREGON DR. ARTHUR GALE Physician & Surgeon Office in EMingson building. Office phone, 352. Residence phone, 353. BANDON. OREGON DR. S. C. ENDICOTT Dentist V Office in Ellingson building. Office phone 1211. Renidence phone, 1101 BANDON. OREGON DR. I. L. SCOFIELD Dentist Office in Fahy and Morrison Build ng next to Emergency Hospital. Phono 1111 BANDON. OREGON DR. 11. M. SHAW Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat Specialist Office Phone 330 J Res Phono 105-J Rooms 200-1 Irving Block MARSH FIELD, OREGON BENJAMIN OSTLIND Consulting Engineer and Architect MARS1IFIEL1). OREGON .j..H.-t.-fr..-r,fA.j.JH.-fr-H..j..H..i,H--l-' t Hotel Bandon 4 AMERICAN PLAN $1.00 f and $1.50 per day. Jiuropean Plan, rooms "50c, ,75c & $1 per day EatoiV& Rease, "Pi ops. X fsstssss2s24SHS'I"'laaI"t'4'i2''ll'4"it',Iiaii'lii2i'li Your Last Chance To Obtain Dr. Miles' Family Medical Guide FREE This Hook CoutuiiiK Knowledge tlml livery One Should PoNsexN. PART ONE Simple Treatment for Common Ailment, PART TWO What To Do In Cane of Acci dent. PART Tl IK ISIJ Prncllc'fll l.nwi of Health, If you ililrr nnr of Tlieie Hook, I'rre of Cost, until your nuiiif ami addrr to I'AMii.y mnch. ouimt, Mllrt Mall till O, KlUbail In4 imut U .m ur l Y ran U Mi lit 1st aawim 4tiH i