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Unintentional Frankneii.
The bishop of Loudon recently told
Btory of n visit he pnld to Hucklns
Jbatn palaco to boo King Edward.
As ho was going n ho passed tho
leto Iord Salisbury coming out, but
tho statesman did not seem to know
him.
In tho course of conversation ho
mentioned tho meeting to King Ed
vard. "Oh. Ird Sallsliury never recog
nizes anybody," replied the Icing, nu
going to n bureau he took out n new
photograph of himself and handed It
to tho bishop. "What do you think of
that?" ho nsked.
"A. very excellent likeness, sir!" re
plied tho bishop.
"Well." said tho king, "when I show
ed It to Salisbury he looked bard at It
for n mlnulo and then said:
"'Poor Hullor! I wonder If he In
really as stupid ns ho looks!'"
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By Coitf tel.
An old gcntlcmAfr. now deceased,
never seemed to be satlslled unless he
had several cases pending In court
The old gentleman'hnd Just won n cose
In the Justice court when the loser. In
a combative frame of mind, exclaimed.
"I'll law ytm to tho circuit court!"
Old (Sent I'll be thor.
Loser And I'll law yon to the mi
promo court!
Old Gent I'll be tbar.
Loser I'll law yon to 'ell!
Old Gent My nttorney 'II be thnr.
West's Docket
Hard Work.
"It is n good rule lo endeavor hour
by hour and week after week to learn
to work hard. It Is not well to take
four minutes to do what we can ac
complish In three."-Charle3 W. Eliot
Good Idea.
When they have their pictures taken
people try to look pleasant. Why not
wear that look all the time? It will
shorten no man's life! Knoxvllle Trib
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PIANO FORTE
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Shadowed
By RUTH GRAHAM
During tlmt period when tho late
Russian revolution huh brewing Sonln
Kntrovlch, a young wife of twenty,
lived In St. Petersburg ut lier home
with her husband. They were both
members of a secret propaganda em
bracing many persons whoso object
It was to scatter printed matter In
tended to nwnhen the people to their
wrongs and Incite them to rebellion.
There were a number of depositories
for this literature, and the home of
the Katrovlchs was one of them.
The police learned of the where
shouts of one of these depositories
and. as was their custom, instead of
raiding it at once, set a spy upon It
with a view to learning what persons'
went there, assuming that all visitors
were members of the propaganda. One
morning Mine. Kntrovlch went to
this deiwsltory that the police were
watching to take some revolutionary
literature there. The place was a win
pie room-on the third floor of a building
occupied for various purposes. Hav
ing Mulshed her visit, Sonln opened tho
door suddenly and Just In time to see
a man dart up the stairs leading to
tho next story above. She did not see
his face nor his clothes suillclently to
mark him. but she knew Instinctively
what had happened The depository
had been discovered by the police and
she would be shadowed to her home.
Itetalning her presence of mind, she
continued on her way. knocking at dif
ferent doors as though looking for
.some one. Hceeivmg n negative an
swer to her question, she passed down
and out of the building.
Either she must outwit the spy or
both she and her husband must spend
the rest of their lives In Siberia. She
must not go home, and she must con
trive to make her husband aware of
what had happened. To gain time she
visited certnln shops. The first shop
she entered n mnn followed her Inside
and looked over nrtlrles with the pre
tense of buying. Sonla suspected him.
but was not. sure that ho wns her shnd
ower till ho followed her Into another
store.
After Sonla had visited several stores
she felt at liberty to enter one kept by
one Petrof, a member of the propa
ganda, without necessarily betraylnft
him Calling on him for some gloves,
she while trying them on Informed
him of the situation that he might nt
once get word of the danger to her
husband nnd be might remove the lit
em tu re.
When sho left tho store the man who
watched her approached her.
' Conduct me to your home," he snld.
"What means this?" alio asked, af
fecting surprise.
After awhile ho admitted the truth,
und she told him that sho had gone tu
tho building for the purpose of finding
u former servant of hers, but had been
misinformed ns to the nddress.
"1 have no objMtlrn to taking you to
my home," shu said, "and I will easily
I rove to you that 1 am loyal to the
government Hut I warn you that 1
have some very good friends who are
Influential with the government, and I
will not be put to any Inconvenience."
At tills tho man assumed a moro re
itpcctful manner and lifted bis hat no
lltely.
"1 am looking for n certain kind of
goods," continued Sonla, "that I need
ami shall be obliged to visit one or two
stores, then I will take you homo with
pleasure."
Sonla, being of tho better class, wns
enabled to assume an Importance that
affected the olllclnl. She went Into
neveral more shops and kept clerks
hunting for tho goods sho wished. At
last sho feigned to find exactly what
she wanted and on paying for It gave
the address of her home, to which It
was to bo sent. Tho police olUclal
noted the location, pricking up his ears
is she gave It.
It would not suit Sonla's game to keep
tho man too long. She must take some
risk. It was nearly two hours after
she had left tho menage with I'etrof
that she told" her captor that she was
ready to go to her home, and she led
him there In a perfectly straight
course. Hut It was all she could do to
bear up under the suspense. If her
husband had not received her mes
sago there was that In store for thciri
far worse than death. As sho went up
tho steps of her Iiouro she almost
fainted, but with an effort she opened
the front door. No one was to be
een. She opened n door lending Into
mother room where her husband sat
at a desk writing.
"Well, dear," ho said without looking
nji from his work, "you hnvo been gone
quite nwhlle." Then, rnlslng his eyes
nnd seeing his wife's attendant, he
appeared surprised. Souln knew tint
had ho not been warned he would havu
doubtless t ii r lied pale.
"Y," hhu said. "I have been de
lay In finding the good I need for
my gown,"
Klin then explained her having nn
attendant who iieedm) bo tmlUuVd
Hint they weru loysl to It etnr.
"Tlmt U vry iimy." mid her inn
Mud "I inn nt till moment wrltltiK
paper nn Ihu ini'eny ot tint llmulun
jwopLi renminbis' loywl to (hit govurn
limit,"
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A Timid Bui Fightar.
OHuscppe Cnmpnna'.I, baritone of tho
Metropolitan Opera company In Oraii
nnd Courled days, now spends his sum
mers at Sliusconset having been In
veigled thf-rc by his friend, former
Justice Flammer of Now York. Of all
the baritone's parts his favorite Is
that of Eseanilllo. the toreador In "Car
men." Judge Klnninier, who Is nn en
thusiastic golfer, persuaded Signer
Cnmpanarl to undertake to learn the
game on the Slaseonset links. The
baritone drove off. Ills bull executed
n parabolic bft hand curve nnd landed
gracefully between two cows grazing
on the outskirts of the links. The
baritone gazed wistfully at the bull,
but did not move. "Your ball!" said
the former magistrate. "There It lu
between those two rows. Oo and get
It." Signer Cnnipannrl took a tv
stops forward and then a step bnck
"They look dangerous," he said doubt
fully. Mr. Klainmer looked at hi m for
n moment In a pained silence. "Cnm
panarl," he said at length, "excuse me,
hut you're r of a toreador!"
"Yesterday."
EomrtlittiK spolco In Imllnweil lumh,
niriTolIke, may sml cold,
No one listening to Its wall
Yesterday Kro'vn old..
SomptlilnK spoltc In Iron voice:
"Do yon mind my will?
Look ye not nt mo nHknnce.
Todny may li'lni? yo 1111"
SomethlnK drifted do'vn tho stream
Of memory prown bright,
Full with tears ot lonif ago.
Not knowing this day's light.
Somethlm; hidden, something nnd.
Of human lovo nnd Rtrlfc.
Laugh ye not at yesterday.
For yestcrduy was llfo.
Julia Cook Watson.
Painful Experience.
"After 1 had written 'The AVnke of
the Sun 1 sold It for f.W," writes Mr
Morley Itoberts In "The Private I.lfo of
floury Maltlaud." "When this bargain
wns finally struck Mr. Jones Hrown
said to me. 'Now, Mr. U., as the busi
ness Is all done, would you mind tell
ing mo quite frankly to whnt extent
this book of yours is true?' I replied,
'It is as true In every detail ns It can
possibly be.' Then you mean to sny,'
he asked, 'that you actually did starve
ns you relate?' I snld. 'Certainly I did.
and I mlirlit have made It a deal black
er If I had chosen!' He fell Into a mo
mentary reverie and, shaking his head,
murmured, 'Ah, hunger Is n dreadful
thing I once went without dinner my
self I' "
Very Modest.
The following paragraph appeared In
nn advertisement sent out by n mnnu
fneturer of patent medlclno In Cal
cutta: "My humble self Is the grandson
and pupil of that greatly renowned
hakim, late Caleb All Sahib, whnse
wonderful treatments created wondert
and astonishments all over India.
Therefore my humble self can take
pride that I have become well versed
In all that great Unanl system can
tench us. My humble self can boldly
sny that medicines prepared by me are
nil genuine and Infallible. My humble
splf has been practicing In Calcutta
since the end of the last century and
holds testimonials qf tho best men of
the country certifying innumerable
wonderful cures performed by me In
absolutely hopeless cases. One should
not speak much about oneself.'
Rverybody's.
They Called Him Vanus.
It Is curious how Inconsistent nre the
prejudices of people In regard to the
use of henthen names. Mr. Pnyn, In his
"Gleams of Memory." tells an nmnslng
story of Dean Hurgon, who objected to
the nnmo of the goddess of beauty, but
found no fault with that of tho god of
the woods.
An Infant wns brought to the church
for christening, nnd tho name proposed
for It was Vnnus. "Vanus?" repented
the denn. "I suppose you mean Venus
Do you Imagine I am going to call a
Christian child by that name, nnd least
of all a male child?"
The father of the Infant urged that
he only wished to name It after his
grandfather. "Your grandfather!" cried
the dean. "I don't believe It Where
Is your grandfather?" lie was pro
duced n poor old soul of eighty or so
bent double and certainly not looking
In the least like the goddess In ques
tion. "Do you mean to tell me, sir. that
any clergyman ever christened you
'Vanus,' as you call It?"
"Well, no, sir. 1 was christened Syl
vanus, but they always calls me 'Va
tins.' "
Mark Twain's Feat
Mark Twain about the time that ho
was working hard upon one of the
earlier books that brought him fam.i
wiled for a tour of h"ropo with hN
family.
Ho kept uii his writing on shipboard
and only left It at Intervals for brief
lecrelllloii.
One diiv nn aiiiirnnchlng storm drove
him IiinIiIh the en bl ii, nnd hit went l)''k
to work, Iriivlug word with hl dniik'ti
ter. Hi'Mi n very little girl, l eipluln
III llbm-lire
"If limy nub for m." h unM t" hi
"miy Hint I tvuii'l - low: I mil )t);
tfulnu lit Mtlle oil HiiiM'dulu."
A Mlllit Inter llin fMliJ wu uf1
by u iHirrr
"Wiint Imn yur fHllMT ir
ili itMjuJry
"llf n'f ! buijf," ttai !(' dL'iK'
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legitimate.
Customer Look, here, tailor! ThU
silt', you made for me Is too short.
Tailor Well, mister. 1 told you that
I was aivln' yon 10 percent discount
Kansas City Star.
Inconsiderate.
1 i4W??C' IffiSfc?
Speaker - Ills wife lias applied for i
divorce.
Plugge Well, ol a 1 tin- nerve.
Doesn't she know the price of tlros?
Chlcago News.
Notice of Administrator'? Sale
Notice is hereby given, that under
and by virtue or an order of the Hon
orable John V. Hall, judge of the court
of the state of Oregon, in and for Coos
county, and by virtue of a supple
mental order made by his successor
in office, namely the Ilonoi'rlile James
Watson, judge of said court, I the
undersigned Chris Hasmusscu, a-J-ministrator
of the estate of Hans
Krap, deceased, will sell lit public auc
tion lo the highest bidder afthe prem
ises which r.re hereafter described, and
which ai'2 located in the city of Han
don, Coos county, state of Oregon, on
Wednesday, tho fifth day of Mny,
1!)15, at tho hour of 11 o'clock of the
forenoon of said day, on the terms
following, to-wit: ten per cent at the
date of sale, .forty percent on the con
firmation of the sale, renminder one
year after confirmation witli interest
at 8 percent per annum, from tho date
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ises, and that from nnd after said
date, if not then sold at public auction
I shall, as such administrator pro
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cribed in this notice nt private sale,
which said property and all of it is
described as follows, to-wit:
Ucginning nt a point of the south
boundary of the Extension of First
Street, (now Wall Street) in the town
(now City) of Handon, County of Coos
and State of Oregon, South thirty six
(.10) degrees and fifteen (IB) minutes
East, two hundred and ninety nnd five
tenths (1200 - 5-10) feet distant from
the intersection of tho South boundary
of the Extension of First Street and
the -Eastern boundary of Wharf
Street (now Handon Ave.), in tho said
Town of Handon: Hunning thence
south sixteen (1(5) degrees and fifteen
(15) minutes west twenty-six (2(5) feet
to tho Northeast corner of Second
street, thence north scventythree (7Pi)
degrees and fortyfivo (-15) minutes
west thirty-two and five tenths ('.i'2
5-10) feet along- said Second street;
thence north liftythree (B!l) degrees
ten (10) minutes east forty five and
five tenths (-15- 5-10) feet to the
south boundary of said extension of
First street; thence south thirty six
(!I0) degrees and fifty (50) minutes
East twenty six (2(5) feet along -the
South boundary of tho Extension of
First Street to the place of beginning.
Dated at Handon, Coos county, Or
egon, this 5th day of April, 1015.
CHRIS RASMUSSEN,
Apr (5 5t Administrator
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