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Sunday School, 10:00 a. m.
Preachinsr, 11:00 a. m.
Epworth Leasue, 6:30 p. m.
Proachinp, 7:30 p. m.
Prayer Mooting, Thursday, 7:3.
Missionary Society, Friday, 2:30.
W. B. 8MITH, Paitor.
Episcopal Church
Sunday School, 10:00 a. m.
Preaching, 2nd, 4th and Sth Sun
days at 11 a. m. and 7:80 p. m.
REV. WM. IIOR3KALL, Pagtor
Methodist Cliurch
Sunday School, 10:00 a. ni.
Publiu Service, 11:00 a. m.
Evening Service, 7:30 p. m.
Mid-Week Service, Thursday, .7:30
All those who do not worship else
where are invited to como with us.
C. MAYNE KNIGHT, Pastor
Presbyterian Church
Sabbuth Services:
10 u. in Subbath School
11 a. m Preaching
C:30 p. m. .. C. E. Prayer meeting
7:30 p. m ; Preaching
Thursday, 7:30 p. m. Prayer meeting
A cordial invitation is extended the
public to attend these services
REV. WINFIELD S. SMITH. Pastor
Have a heart see the Trey O'
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Grand next Thursday. 5000 feet of
high class Alms.
Victor-Victrolas, Edison Disc Talk
ing Machines and Records. Your in
spection invited. Sabro Bros.
Good pasture for a few head of
cattle nt ?1.2u per month, at Ledger
wood place. C. H. Chandler 82tf.
Dr. L. J. Masson, veterinary sur
geon of Jlyrtlo Point, will bo at Ga
routto Bros, livery barn Saturday,
Nev. 7th, 80t2
Wood for SaK
Split Fir, ?3.G0 for two tlere; split
pine, $3.00 for two ttorsj pino blocks
$2.G0 for two tiers.. S. D. k'olley. tf
"What urn you so pleased about?"
"Dr. Pohl fitted inn with Rhudon
Iomrc'h ami they ura sure 0, K. Pohl
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SOCIAL PARADISE.
Owning a Parterre Box In New
York's Opera House.
MERE MONEY CANNOT BUY ONE
It Taktt Mora Than Waalth to Enabl
an Outddsr to Break Into tha Fa
mout and Ultra Excluaiva "Goldan
Horaaahoa" at tha Metropolitan.
Anybody with money enough can be
come the owner of the costliest art
rreusuro In all the world If It Is for
sale. Anybody can have the finest
yacht or the biggest Fifth avenue
mansion or the longest string of
matched pearls. Thl means mere
money.
But the attainment of a box ut the
opera is without Irreverence about as
near achieving the kingdom of heaven
on earth aa It well can be. Riches
alone cannot buy entrance therein.
Not one millionaire In a hundred
owns a box at the opera.
Why?
Just jot down these symbols:
N (a-t-b)-o
35
Here wb have social New Tork't
chlefest problem expressed algebraic
ally. "X" Is the unknown quantity
for which a given value Is required.
"N" Is the uncertain quantity which
the mathematicians call a "variant"
and "u," "b" and "c" nre the known
quantities which can readily be ascer
tained by referring to the real estate
records on file In Now York city.
In a word, when tho rich man solves
It ho knows exactly how much a box
at the opera costs to own outright. In
fee simple, he and his heirs and as
signs forever, If bn has tho value of
"N."
The correct answer has only been
reached live times In thirty years!
Strangely enough, too, this right result
each time Is never the same. Each
solution, where "N" has been properly
found before the lucky solver begins
on his problem, gives higher figures
than the one before.
Today the correct nnswer Is $120,000,
the price for which one of the coveted
boxes was recently sold.
The symbol "N" means, In a word,
tho approval of the board of directors
of the Metropolitan Opera. If you
can possibly get It and have the $120,
000 lying Idle to boot then you can
become the proud possessor of a box
at tho opera tho one nnd greatest do
slderatum of those who would have
Impeccable social prestige In Ne
Iork, which means everywhere. It
nlso means that boxes In tho "golden
horaeshoe" are the costliest of any
opera houso In the world. The right to
havo your six places nt every perform
ance of the opera is n mere adjunct
to the ownership. It is tho fact that
you. personally, own tho box which Is
tho nemo of tho whole transaction. It
means that your social standing is Al.
flawless, unimpeachable, unassailable,
wholly perfect!
Now let us get right down to figure
and solvo our problem of tho opera
box. Wo must assume, of course, that
wo havo "N" flgued down to a nicety
that Is, we have tho unqualified ap
proval of the directors of the opera,
tho hardest quantity of all to obtain.
Our kuown quantities are a matter
of record and easy to obtain to the last
penny. We find, then, as follows: Our
"a" Is tho value of the building; our
"b is the value of the land: our "c" la
the mortgage upon tho property as a
whole. And the divisor, 35, Is the
number of boxes In the parterre at
the opera, of which there can bo Just
thirty-five, no more and no less.
So, we can now substitute figures
for our algebraic symbola or letters
and work out the problem by simple
arithmetic. The building Is figured at
$1,000,000 and the land at $3,000,000.
Besides this, there Is nn equity In a
loft building where scenery Is stored,
which Is figured nt $100,000. You have
Just as much a share in the dingy loft
as you have In your brilliant red and
gold box at the Metropolitan Opera
House. So the total real estate value
Is $4,000,000. From this you must sub
tract the mortgage, which Is $1,000,000
Our result, then. Is $3,000,000. Now,
divide this by 35. We get $102.85T.
That Is the cost prlco of a box . tha
opera. The balance Is the sefr'i
profit
took to this fact the remaining or
lginal box holders of thirty years ago
have quadrupled their money. They
chipped In $30,000 npleco then, and
now their individual holdings are $120,
000 each and growing every season
Death alono ever parts an owuer from
bU box, nnd then It stays in the fam
ily nine times out of ten. Why?
Simplest thing in the world becaus
the box is sure of a handsome income
every year. A man could live In style
from what his box at the opera would
bring hint If he had to.
&tnnduy Is tho gala night of the week
at tht opera. A cholco boxand they
ro nil choice except that some are
choicer than the rent for ocular or
auditory imrpoBCH-i-nn bo rented out
at a moment' notice for $3,000 for juit
thu twenty-four Monday night perform
Bjjcea, There ure 120 iilghtu and nut
IniKf of opt-ru-riv.' perforiimin'i'
wivU for hvuiitr.lhno ri'irulur week
and n film week Ho nltiety-Kli pur
ft)rw)ivim mi nil II Mt uHvr you Imvn
Ittliitii In your MKW, 8W) your tlfki-U
tlH rlwo) for li"' uy f 100 (or I It noil
etfim, Hud yu hurt I'J.'i") itwrw, or
f I'.'k) liieouiM III nil 'I'Ufuw dT fk
for 'ojiuiImIoi jmi )ou h)v $
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