r PAGE SIX SEMIWEEKlY ftANDbh' hfiCORt)E&, JULY 28TH, 1914 NARROW ESOAPES Hudson Maxim Has Figured In Some Perilous Incidents. LUCKY AT. CHEATING DEATH. On On Gun Testing Occasion a Sud den Impulio to Hun, Which He Obey ed, Wai the Means of Saving His Life A Magazine That Got Its Sue ond Wind. One of the most thrilling adventures In niy experience took place sit the uov eminent 'provliiK grounds nt Sandy Hook, N. J., when tin; United States government .viii tpstinn muximlto lie- fore adopting it. Near u llslit frame biillillnj; in wlilili J was tilliiijj shells wltu-imixlmlte. a len'lu'cu kuii was IjuIiik tested. A mini bur of shots bud been fired froiii tilt Ms gun. .lust as I hud concluded mj work and slatted for the wharf to take the government tii for New York, tile sIkuuI wns. sounded for another shot I was walking along a stretch of rail way track directly behind the gun At that Instant 1 remembered that several years before, when one of these guns wnsbelng tested, the breeeliloek bud blown out. passed through tl-e bombproof and killed six oilkers and men.' but I argued with myself Unit the cuitnce was Inllnltely remote thai the lireechlocl? would-be blown out of the present gun on this discharge at the very Instant I was In radge, but upon n sudden Impulse I run with all my might. The gun was discharged. I looked round Just In time to see the huge brecchloclt pass through a building near tho oue In which I had been ut wotk. It came up the track, striking and breaking one of the rails over which 1 had passed. It ricocheted ngalnsl the top of tho-ld granite fort and glanced high Into the air. A shower of si ones and debris fell over ir wide area .ami many fragments struck the ground close to me. I walked back to the scene of this nc cldent and found that the windows In tho little biilldlug whore I hud been Oiling maxlmlte shells were completely riddled with, partly burned cylinders or smokeless powder that hud been blown from the gnu. I once had another curious experi ence at Sandy Hook OiK.ng some trials of tho Maxim uutomni.- i lachlne ;un. Among the severe U ' to which tho gun was subjected was one Intended to j simulate what might occur In making landing upon the seashore, where the mechanism of tho gun might get filled with sand. The test Irf known us the "sand test" The gun being tested at the time was of tho kind using black gunpowder cartridges, for It was before the Intro duction of smokeless powder. Tliere was so much energy' In the recoil of the barrel that n great deal of Kind could be thrown Into the mechanism without Interfering with the working of the gun. Tbo commanding olllcer did noi ar rive to see the gun II red until after the board In charge had completed the test. He then appeared and demanded that the firing should be continued for his benefit. The chairman of the experi mental board demurred, saying t'lat tho gun had passed through the test admirably and that It was too bad to j Are it more than was absolutely neces- i sary. with Its mechanism filled with sand. But the commander Insisted. A schooner was approaching" near tho line of fire. The commander said bo only wanted to see n few rounds fired and that tho firing would be com- ! p'letcd before the schooner would come ' within range. Accordingly a belt of j 833 rounds was Inserted, and the filing j begun. After perhaps fifty rounds were j fired the command was given "Censo ( firing." but the gun kept right on. It , afterward proved that tho trigger was , blocked by sand, so that It was lmpos- ! slble to stop the gun. The schooner I canio iuto range, and tbo bullets tlew j over and around her. My assistant, wiio was firing the gun. did his best to work the trigger and stop It. It did not occur to him on the instant to uultmber the gun and swing it round so as to bring the schooner out of range. As the gun fired ut the rate of 750 shots a minute the 11 rim: was all over Inside half a minute. Fortunately no dumiige was done When the same gun was undergoing a t eand test at Annapolis, Md., I eamo , very neur being killed by It j The gun had passed successfully ' through a severe saud test, but tho j officer In chnrgu wanted to see wheth- I er ho could put enough sand Into tho I gun to stop it So he had the guu box j filled full. The gun tired about MO i rounds and theu stopped. My assistant 1 throw down the safe- that is to soy, locked tho trigger, so that It could not , bo pulled and began clearing the gun box. Thinking that I lie gun wuh wife, I wuh Just about to step round In front of it Kiiddeuly It fired u tlwuw or more shots m clime to me tliHt my clothes wen wciinil by I he imwdcr Kut'. One ut the (mIm iiiuiIh a I Auuaiiolbj win to dro u Minim gun vunwully I info tho tilr. We IwU (1ml n ituii f j hundred tdiuls III hx immwt. wlnm ' nouielblng siriiek nr ixwr n. II I (lik'i) iw't'Urinl In iUt Milk In HtnH I b wliuj mm up wkM MMMjr (tiuiu ilaMp, llrttt tmm t w utiKi tU'i' Urn Utw iiuuu ut tit j'mllf ttmtmutm viehaei imait t im? turn m , Posted on wtojraphs. During an Interval In London W. CI Bcully. so he tells In "Further Kern laisceiiees of a Konth African Pioneer," hnd rooms In I'Imlleo with a landlady of snobbish tendencies, who mado a cult of "superior persons." Do tells this amusing experience: "I hud been for n sliort visit to llndyard Kipling at Mottlngdean and had brought back n bunch of roses from, his garden feeing that Mrs. Wand was so proud of her celebrities, I thought I would let her kuow that I. too, knew a celebrity, so when she came to set the breakfast table next morning I pointed to tho flowers nnd said: ",'There. Mrs. Wand, you would nev er guess where these roses came from. They came from the garden of the great Mr. Kipling.' "Mr. Kipling? 'Oo's 'e?' '"Oood gracious!" I exclaimed. 'Sure ly you know who Mr. Kipling Is. Why. his autograph Is worth a guinea?" "'Mrs. Wand left the room without re plying. She returned a "few minute Infer with a look of skepticism on her face and, as she put down the toast ruck, remarked: " 'Well 'e ought to be good lookln at that' " Monument to a Quack. "That the men who make great med leal discoveries and who perform won I derful surgical operations are honored lu life and that imposing monuments j to their memory are reared when they, j have passed awny seems only fitting." says a writer In the Hamburg Frem- denblatt. "but thnt o quock whose mime as such has for generations been known In (Jermany should be thus honored Is remnrkablc. There are not mnny children In Oermnny who do not know the song which begins thus: "I nm tho Dr. KlHcnbart Zn-lllcwlllnwllkotnosal I cure tho peoplo by my art Kwlllewlllowllkoinosn! Tho blind t treat o thnt they walk. And tho lame 1 tench to tallc Xwlllowlllowllknm hclrassn, '55vllpwlllowllkom bom I "A stalely monument showing Dr. Rlsenliart extracting n tooth from n writhing boy, the work of Professor ISberlein. has been erected nt Dunn Miindcn. whore the 'wonder doctor" was born." Time's Changes. Why is It that laws which worked very well fifty or sixty years ago are being discarded? Why Is It that laws which a quarter century ago would .have been laughed down nro getting upon the. hooks of every state in the Union? Why Is It that there are new Ideas In teaching, now Ideas about the liberty of the Individual, new Ideas about a man's relationship with bis neighbor? Why Is it In short thnt there Is a rust discontent with old ln "stltutlons nnd old ways? It Is because the world has outgrown the govern ment, the Ideas, the habits of thought that fitted easily and serenely enough Into the lives of our great-grandparents: hut which are creaking In their Joints now. Life today Is a very dif ferent thing from life fifty or sixty years ago. Toledo Hindu. A Map That Failed. The French National library In the Kue de Richelieu. Paris, Is full of won ders for the lovers of history. Ono of Its treasures Is it ninp of North and South America as French possessions. The map Is dated IftC-l, and here Is the explanation of It: Catherine do Modi els. the queen of Henry II. and mother of Francois II., Charles I. nnd nenrl HI., dreamed once of the conquest of the two Americas. She even named viceroys, oue for North America and the other for South America. They were on their,, way to the new world when the queen's audacious plan fell through because of events at home. Tho queen, however, hud a map made showliiK her projected possessions un der the French ling. -New York Sun. Car of the Czar. The private cur of tho czar of Rus sia Is said to be practically dynamite proof, and owing to Its weight it could not be run on most of the European lines. The car Is olegantly furnished and also contains a chapel, where prny ers are ottered for his safety. The czar travels with only ono chef, who is well along In veurs and who served his father and (or awhile the grandfather of the present German emperor. Near to It. Hoax 1 thought you said that the man was n musician, .loux Nonsense! "Yon certainly told me he wrote melodies " "I told you he was n composer erf heirs. He sells soothing sirup." Ten don Telegraph Presence of Mind. Mother (to daughter, who Is being I'lirrled olT through the nlr by a blast of wind that tins caught her umbrella) -Hold hsht. ISmilhi! I will go mid telephone tu the aviation ground and Kut thum to send un aeroplane after jrnif.-l.ustlgo UkUtitr nif Quni Dend. Ono of (he most serious problems or tinny and mivy imulneerit Is tint bond ing ut grtmi gmiN by their own weight wire Hmiiiul 0ui Mug the worl uf foment In i hl Hiitliilnr. Assbjftious, "Vun rtmmlan I wtad'rpu nwr timm mm rmr " "Xm," Mb) Uu "ttM. I'm uw thm uiv-iU' utii lutttur Jmujm1 Hi-.' tun bat HMiiMi!? 4 jy uu4 PUZZLES TO SCIENCE. ' Familiar Problems That Man's Mighty Brain Cannot Solve. There ore many familiar things that puzzle science. Here are some of the problems that arc unsolved riddles to the scientific sharps: Whnt sleep is. How un eye sees. What electricity is. now a firefly lights its lamp. How n seed grows Into a treo. How a rose makes Its perfume. Whence the sun gets Its heat Why the compass points to the north. What makes u bird build Its flret nest. Whnt cnuses the sex of a baby or an animal. Whnt happens when food Is oxidized In the system. Whnt chnnge takes place in iron when It Is magnetized. What makes rain fall in 4oine places nnd not In others. How a bloodhound tracks a man by the smell of his footprints. Whnt makes an apple fall to the ground and jiot fly off In the air. How a bird enn fiy In the dark through a forest without hitting the trees. How glands thnt are identical In structure secrete absolutely different fluids. Why Iron alone, nnd iron only In par ticular states. Is capable of being mag netized. Whnt happens when two volumes of nydrogen nnd one of oxygen nre com bined to form wnter. The difference between a live man and n dead man or a live dog and a dead dog in other words, what life is. Now York World. SHORT CHANGE GRAFT. An "Honest" Industry That Does Big Business In Nsw York. "One form of honest graft a hotel keeper has to fight the hardest la this town Is ''accidental short changing,' " snld the manager of a very popular ho tel near the Orand Central depot fa mous for Its oyster bar. "The same sort of 'honest graft' 6b tnlns at almost every cash changing place In tho city where there Is a net ting on the cashier's desk to protect tho cash and n lower bar of wood to hold up the netting or glnss screen. This bnr of wood or metal runs across tho hand hole for chnnge. Tho ensh Icrs have figured out the angle of vi sion of nil men, short and tall, nnd tho distance they stnnd from the desk to receive their change. "Say a dollar Is changed to take out 30 cents. The 'accidental shortchange' artist will pirsh forward tb TO cents In coin, bat his band will halt one dime that in hidden from the angle of vision of the man getting change by tho lino of the bar over tho cash hand bole. If tho man Is in a hurry or nb sentmlnded he grabs the change he sees and rushes off without ono dime. Always stop, stoop and look if In doubt "And you would be surprised to know how much money Is left on cash iers counters, box offices, subway tick et booths and other places. I'll wager $100,000 is short changed annually in New York. They never call you back." -Now York World. Did as He Was Ordered. A new boy had gone on board a West India ship, upon which a painter had nlso been employed to paint the ship's side. The pulnter was at work upon a staging suspended nnder the ship's stern. The captain, who had just got Into n boat alongside, called out to the new boy, who stood leaning ovor toe mil, "Let go the palntcrl" Everybody should know that a boat's painter Is the rope which' makes It fast, but this boy did not know It no xuu aft and let go the ropes by which the painter's staging was held. Meantime the captain was wearied with waiting to be cast off. "You rascal !" he called. "Why don't you let go the painter?" "He's goue. sir." said the boy brisk ly. "He's gone pots, brushes nnd nil!" Loudon Standard. Badly Timed. "It's a great pity." suld the convict id burglar to his counsel, "that you couldn't have made that closing speech of yours nt tho. opening of the case." "I don't see how thnt would have Im proved matters," said tho ndvocntc. "It would, though," explained his cli ent. "Then tho Jury would have been asleep when tho evidence enme on, and I'd have stood some chance." Plausible. "Tho trouble with this tooth." snld the dentist, probing It with a long, Hlemlcr Instrument, "Is that the nerve Is dying." "It seems to me, doctor," groaned tha victim, "you ought to treat tho dying with a little more respect." Her Progress. "The Inst time I saw you you wera omplaliimg about your sorrant beiai slow." Oh, nIki's progressing now!" Is she really?" Yes; Klin'a getting slower and low " Uxelmngu, Plenty to Pall Rck On, J'ni iffHld my art going bad tin w," nuld ihu pgotlkt. ' "J )('( orry," n-pliwi ibv ioJbi limn. ")7m kuvv uu ijihauflljl k"i!y."-UhigM llwoH Hirultf, fa Hjb ut fliilf itmuui 'fa " t'! lim MJIMJ AvtUv, i4 lid I GOT RID OF THE BORE. Tha Method, Though, Was Less Tae. ful Than C'emenceau Intended. M. Clemcnceau. the French states nan, had for many years on excellent nnd faithful servant whoso education had unfortunately been somewhat neg lected. ' In point of fact he could neb ther rend nor write. Some timo ago a venerable senator who was nfso a ven erable bore called on M. Cleme'nccau and asked to see him. The latter ro piled through the faithful servant thnt he was exceedingly busy and would bo much obliged if the senator- could find time to call ngaln next morning. But the senator Insisted. It was, he said, an affair of the utmost urgency, and tomorrow would bo too late. So he scribbled the object of his visit on tho back of his card, which he gave to the scrvnnt to take to his mnster. M. Clemcnceau. somewhat nntmvnd by this persistence. ulcd n second line to the card and gave It to the serv ant to take to his secretary. M. Cous- sol. Now, the second line ran thus: "Coussol. got rid of this old fool In five minutes." The scrvnnt went to look for M Coussol. but M. Coussol was not then. What was to be done? He had not tho courage to disturb Ills master agalu. so he took the card to the expectant sen ator, and. "Very sorry, sir." he said apologetically, "M. Clemencenu Is busy, nnd M. Coussol is out but my master has written the reply here If you would care to rend It. sir." Tho senator read nnd left the house, Alld fdncp fhon f. rUnnmnrAnti nnnnt. one supporter less In the' upper cham- oer. Good Cheer. After every storm the sun will shine. for every problem there Is a solution and the soul's Indefeasible duty is to bo of good rheer. W, R. Alger. An Erratlo Echo. The late Sir John Leng had traveled In most quarters of the globe. On one occasion when visiting Spain he was naked at a certain spot by a traveling companion to test the powers of what wns declared to be a wonderful echo. Sir John, slowly and deliberately, in rounded tones uttered the words "Dun-dee Ad-ver-tls-er." tho name of the paper ho owned. "Dundee Courier and Argus," the name of tho opposition paper,, came back as the echo!. Sir John's friends bud played him a trick Didn't Give Him m Chance. "Say. ma," piped up little Johnny after the minister bad finished his call and taken bis departure, "when Mr. Meeker was hero every time you stop ped tuik'ln' u minute bo would start In to say somethln' an' git as fur every time as 'I dare Bay,' an' then you would start goln ng'ln an' talk a lot more, an' that Is the way It kept on right along an' the only thing be said all the time he was hero was 'I dare say,' 'I dare say,' every fow minutes." "Well, what of It? I am not to blame for Mr. Meeker's paucity of Ideas, am I?" demanded Johnny's mother, some what Impatiently. "I dunno 'bout that" said Johnny doubtfully, as if not exactly sure what was meant by puuclty of ideas, "but anyhow, ma, you orter glvo him a chnnst When he started In with 'I dare say,' why didn't you keep quiet jest onco, ma. an' let blm go ahead an' say whnt be wns goln' to an' have It over with?" St Paul Pioneer Press. Liked It Loud. Of Dr Richard Strauss, the great composer, Mr. Wile says ho makes no secret of his passion for extraordinary orchestral effects. During the general rehearsal of his famous opera, "Elec- tra" which Mr Wile describes as "that monumental example of musical up roar" Dr. Strauss came tearing down tho central aisle of the Royal Opera at "LOODBHl LOUDEIir Dresden while Mine. Schuuianu-Heluk, In the part of Clytemiiestra. was strug gllng with a top uoto. Deads of per spiration already bespangled the bruwa of the madly playing orchestra, and as he run toward them Dr, Btrnuss shrieked ut the pitch of tiU voice! "Louderl Louder! I can wtlll tieur tho Inglngl" Loudou Answer. In tha Dark. Tho lulu Professor Jobb one Mkd a uun (o ronlru a vvuko from Hit (Ifw'u, Tlie uudargrMiJufctK, who whi unprepared, began, "Tkt itowi bo Anwu" "', ywj go h" "Th dswH-'h'M IwiflnullJtf lu brans-." "ft, rin fia im" Hut b nudwit kim uu luoir, !') 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