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About Semi-weekly Bandon recorder. (Bandon, Or.) 1910-1915 | View Entire Issue (May 26, 1914)
0 3 w SEMI-WfifiKliY 8AN56M Recorder ffiTfiSBXi MAYMTtr idl4. JK,V.'a Ha' i;..TCWd IAGE TWO n w -Htrrw- ---' aba Hotel Qailier Rates $1.00 to $2.00 per clay. Special rates by week or month Sample room in connection Bandon t W. "B. STliJlNOl1 THIS HARNESS MAN omplete stock of har ness, shopping bags, trunks, suit cases, valises C and traveling bags. low Delightfully Independent Illtk&il 1 fflr i SI M i di", i THE BANK OF BAND 0$ 60 CENTS WHY NOT HAVE AN EXTENTION TELEPHONE INSTALLED IN YOUR RESIDENCE, THE PRICE HAS BEEN REDUCED TO 00 CENTS PER MONTH. THINK OP THE UNNECESSARY STEPS THIS WILL SAVE YOU. COOS BAY HOME TELEPHONE CO. Automobile and Machine Work Bring your work to the Garage and Machine Shop. Everything done witli neatness and dispatch. Agent for Buick Automohiles. M. D. SHERRARD, Bandon, Ore. Readers of the Recorder, Special Bargains in Farm LandVand City Property Sce SQUARE DEAL REALTY CO. Order Your Freight Sent Largo Two-Berth Oulfiido Rooiiik Willi Run- nlntf Wntw, EJkIU Day Service He! ween (lie Cofjulllo River and Shh I'YwndHtu FIRST CLASS J'ASBKNfiHR TARJC, flrVW J'HKHilJT HATES, W ON H FRKKiHT 4 llo&wvniloMt J. K. NnrUm, lUmuilUf, J'orkdi', ti it J jiti Oregon IE II is the woman who can make out a check against her own bank account! Whether she is Roing shopping or to pay for what, she has already bought, she feels the pleasure of -being able to tender "her personal check" for the amount. Ladies, bank your money with us. and you will find it not only convient and dig nified, but also most profitable too. Bandon and Friends: by Hie Old Reliable f Mow Kaffir Work, Wluit "working I"" 11 nlBgef" that Is, n negro In Soutli Africa really means lias been explained by one who has seen this wonder. Ho says that the phrase If) cue of the silliest and most Inexact over coined. "A gang of Kaf firs," lie said, "were at work. They were loading rails on a truck, and they did It as though they were burying tlielrdead. At the head of the gang walked a sort of chief chanting tbo most lugubrious dirge ever beard. At a crawling pace he led his men to the rails,. Then came a long pause. This was to enable the singing bead man to finish the first 'wall. When the Kaf firs got tired or waiting thqy bent down anil picked up the rail, their movements keeping time with "the fu neral march. AVhen at last the rail was hoisted on the men's shoulders the singer changed the measure to a chant of triumph. As a matter of fact, two dock laborers could easily have done all the work that was done by these eight negroes." Indianapolis News. Helplessnose. The greatest moment In our career Is when we awaken to the shining truth that our life, to maku or mnr, is wholly In our hands; that neither dark destiny nor grim fate nor the stars nor the do; crocs of the gods nor the machlnatlous of men or devils can client us of that greatness of soul and serenity of mind which are the crown of real success. The most terrible note in the despair of the despairing Is the sound of help lessness. To feel that the universe Is a huge machine to grind us at last to dust, that the odds of existence are against tt nnd that we are borne down by the tramp of irresistible forces this is thu salt faste of failure. v Hut when a nffin has discovered that ho himself Is master and that no out side force can touch his Inner triumph that discovery Is ns of a new world, the America of spirit, the opening vfsta of limitless opportunity. Dr. Frank Crane In Woman's World. To Each Age Its Problems. It Is not enough that we leave our Institutions as our fathers shaped them. They know little or nothing of the con ditions which we face. SiilUelont until the age Is the work thereof. It Is not the right of any generation to project its will Into the future, but it Is the duty of each generation to adjust Its Institutions to meet Its own needs. .Men need not wait until death to realize many of their Ideals, They can have things here on earth which their fathers associated with the millennium. They need no longer overwork nor go cold nnd hungry nor suffer from pesti lence or even famine. Machinery has provided the possibilities of new life. When all of theso possibilities are real izedwhen no one is overworked, cold or hungry, when nil are leading Joyous, purposeful lives adjustment will be complete welfare will be universal. From "Social Sanity," by Scott Near ing. The Girl and the Artist. A young woman sat for a crayon portrait and was not entirely pleased with the result. "It looks like me. of course," she said reluctantly to the nrtist. "and yet I think there are some things about It that ought to be changed." She sug gested that the eyes should have more of an upward look, that the bracelet should be a little more prominent on her left arm and that'her gown be ar ranged more artistically on the side. "That would rcqulro a great deal of retouching," said the nrtist, "and 1 should have to charge you at least $15 additional." "Oh, dear!" sho exclaimed, somewhat peeved. "I shnll hnve to give it up. Father wouldn't stnnd my 'retouchlug' him to that extent." Llpplncotd's. Can We Pull Anything? Sir Oliver Lodge, the eminent Eng lish scientist, said in a lecture once that there is no such thing ns pulling. To speak of a horse pulling a cart was, he snld, incorrect. Tho horse did not pull the cart. It pushed agnlnst Its collar and thereby produced motion in the cart. Similarly tho oarsman push ed tho water, and the man drawing n handcart had to clasp the haiulle, nnd tho driving force was caused by the part which clasped the handle nnd was therefore behind It Even If tho cart was fastened to tho man's coat tall be did not pull it. Ho pushed against his clothes. Not For Her. "What did you hay to hlm, dad?" "I nsked hlm If he could support you lu tho style to which you had been ac customed." "Anil he?" "He said ho could." "If he tries It I'll dlvorco him." Houston Post. Paid In His Own Coin, "John, did you read about this Den ver millionaire giving his wlfu a dia mond tliiraV" "No," "UV In nil the papers. Why don't you keep posted un current event'" ntthhiirgh 1'iwl. No Sourneet, AimNt'irit I'rofwwor Chnrle T, Cope land linil rrimJ hi mudi-iiU tot mining lulit to (iJuhk, "Till u u cluw In 1'imIIx'i "mp"llln," lie iniiiurkud. nnd uddwj ) harvum, "I'm not con ilmilnu hii ufiwrpwn Ai Hie ihi iiiiiiiik nf i lit jiim into ut llii tHH m uy iijiiut lulu I'futwmr ilMiwtMfiiJ wnlli'd wjjiH tUu l(VHUI4 iJlV MK'lll Hw) fuupd tr Huw vlU tmt Jiuic tmir urn, Ml uHWm t' m 'imm.'' M(m Sh Misted Queen Victoria. Lole Fuller In lur book tells us how lie failed to see Queen Victoria, a mis fortune due to the exigencies of theat rical contracts. I "One day at Nice some one came aud asked mo to dance before Queen Vic toria. She bad Just arrived at the Itlvlera to pass the winter months, as sho was accustomed to do every year. It may well be believed that I was flattered by such u request. 1 assented, naturally, and set myself to work mak ing all my preparations for this Im portant event. "There was a knock nt the door. A mold brought a telegram. It was sign ed by my manager aud was couched In the following words: 'Take train this evening, to sail day after tomor row; destination, New York.' "I replied with n message pleading for n delay for the purpose of dancing before Queen Victoria. I received ' simply the following laconic telegram: i 'Impossible. Leave nt once. Time la money.' "That's why I did not dance before Queen Victoria." Rebuked. The Germans as all extensively traveled persons know are great stick i lers for titles. One must not only say Ilerr Ciiuccllarlus Holz. Herr Dr. lffr- on Meier. Herr Professor Schmidt; one must nlso say Frnti Caneellarlus , Holz, Krau Dr. Haronln Meier, Krau I Professor Schmidt. Also there aro flue distinctions in titles. If one title Is higher than another by so much us i a hair's breadth, the wayfaring man must not call the rightful owner of the higher title by tho lower title. Never! A certuln public schoolteacher who al ready enjoyed the title of master was prouilted to head master. Next day young Fritz, quite unaware. as yet of th$ honor that had come to his instruc tor overnight, greeted hlm with his usual cheery "Good morning, master." "Perhaps," said he new head mas ter with dignity "perhaps you'd rath er Just cnll mo Adolf." New York Post. ( Opposed to Knighthood. ' Cpko of Norfolk, who eventually went to the lords ns Earl of Leicester, was furious when threatened with knighthood. After an attack en the prince regent's life In 1817 Coke was chosen to present hlm with an address from the Norfolk Whigs. They con gratulated hlm heartily on his escape, but concluded by beseeching hlm to "dismiss, from his presence nnd council those advisers who by their conduct had proved themselves nllke enemies to tho throne nnd people." On learn ing the terms of the proposed address the regent, who knew that Coke valued his position ns commoner nbove every thing, declared. "If Coke enters my presence I shall knight him." When this threat wan reported to Coke ho re plied, "If ho dare try to knight me I swear I'll break his sword." London Chronicle. Eased Her Mind, Mrs. Simpson-Jones wnnted to be come a suffragette, but her husband objected. "But" she pleaded, "if you only knew what n lot one learns at their, meetings all about refcrendums and recalls and" "I've said no, and thnt ends Itl" snapped Mr. Simpson-Jones. "If you women want to find things out why don't you follow the ndvlco of St Paul and ask your husbands? You women are such fools." This wns too much for Mrs. Slmpson Jones' long humbled spirit. "That's Just the trouble," she return ed. "Women have been "asking their husbands for the last 2;000 years, and they'ro still fools." Now York Tribune. Won In Loalffg. Sho wanted to (lissome shopping nnd, as is tho custom of wives, felt the need for Hiore money. Sho went to her hus band and nsked for tho loan of a sover eign. "But you'll never pay me back," pro- tested tho husband. "I'vo lent you ' money before." "I'll bet you 2 shillings I pay you In n month." said tho wife. "Right." satd the husband, leaping at this sporting offer- Tho month passed. One morning tho wife came sorrowfully to her husband. "Dear, I've lost that bet. Here's your 2 shillings"." Manchester Guardian. Potted on Slang. A Chicago boy who is in tho eighth grade at school wiis speaking nt tho breakfast table the other morning abtiut the stupidity of another boy. "Gee," he said, "his bean's solid ivory! I cait hand hlm bull by the yard and ho never gets hep that hu's belli' conned nt all." A Qame of Chance. "There is nothing more uncertain than a horso race," exclaimed the man with ii tendency to talk loud, And the melancholy friend it 0Kiidcd: "You never worked in n iiieteorolog. Icu I olllce, did your-Exchange. Fame or Fortune, "If you muld luivo your rliolcn," nlm nuked, "which would you liiko-fainii or forUiuvY' "J'ortHiie," lu nulled wjlhmil u iiio. liieiil'M htwlliitlnn, "J'uwo II limn nothing mi miioiiiohllu rw"-(.'ljr-u Hixuril'Mt-ruliJ Hvvrc jinU- WiihI'I m mwt tnr niiiii'7 rsiikoiiuW' "twin nl MlUiit If.vft'i" Hmt mm mte jffti m" E. T. WOl.VEKTON II. C. DIPl'EL Coos County Meana Opportunity Sce Bandon First DIPPEL & WOLVERTON CHOICE FARM LANDS AND CITY PROPERTY FI.UE INSURANCE GUY NOTARY PUBLIC AUDITING RENTALS ACCOUNTING nOOK-KENPING BANDON :: :: :: :: OREGON FIRST STREET, OPPOSITE POSTOFFICE la .fr.H..,.,,H,,H.-.--.--M--." For Your Garden The new soil of this' section requir es a COMMERCIAL bERTlLIZER, giving it what nature lacked. You must have it for your garden to get the l)estrcsults. We have' a large supply at a very , reasonable price. Central Feed Co. , Central Warehouse We want you For our customer not just today, but tomor row and for all time to come, if Right Goods Right Prices Courteous Treatment and prompt delivery is what you want WE HAVE YOU SPARK S GROCERY Successor "PENSULAR" Stands for Reliability. When you buy any of the Pensular Remedies you are sure of getting the best. If You Have a Cold Use Pensular Chihlrens Cough Syrup Pensular Cherry Cough Syrup Pensular White l'ine & Spruce Iialsam Pensular Laxative Cold Iireaker '3 To -Remove Tan and keep the skin smooth there is nothing like Pen sular Cucumber and Almond Cream and Pensulai Buttermilk Cerate. Can Be The Bandon Drug Company "The Pensular Store" Only O. SUMNER Expert Piano Tuning. ALL WOKK (Jl'AltANTHHI) Coquille, Ore. VMM )MU',B l)n you wmil pure ihvu And dniK Hiindrlutf, lin IHiyfiuwH, Iiii))' mm, mul iaWnl ni'LUM If ho an un DIPPVX CONVEYANCES REAL ESTATE FARM LANDS INSTRUMENTS Phone 142 nra p. to A. E. White PC. 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