Image provided by: University of Oregon Libraries; Eugene, OR
About Semi-weekly Bandon recorder. (Bandon, Or.) 1910-1915 | View Entire Issue (March 10, 1914)
O 3 LODGE blRECTORY" Masonic.. .', Bandon Lodge, flo. 130, A. F. & A. M. Stated communications first Saturday after the full moon of each month. Special communications Master Masons cordially invited. C. It. MOORE, W. M. PHIL PEAPSON, Secretary. Eastern Star. Occidental Chapter, No. 45, Q. E. S , meets Saturday evenings' before and after staled communications of Masonic lodge. Visiting members cordially invited to attend. L. KATE ROSA, W. M. ROSA BINGAMAN, Secretary. i .o767v. Bandon Lodge, No. 133, I. O. O. F meets every Wednesday evening. isiting brothers in good standing cordially invited. , '-. S. E. HINES.'N., G. LOGAiN KA Secretory. .. , : ' 1, , -, rU i ' f Knfghts of Pythias. ' 'Dolph'i Lddge, No 64, Knights' of Pythias. ",Meets every Monday ev ening. 'at 'Knight's 'hall. (Visiting knight'sinvitcd to attend. , G. R. McNAIR, C. C. B. N. HARRINGTON, K. nf R. S. . Loyal Order of Moose. Meets Thursday evenings in I.O. 0, . F. hall. Trnnscicnt Moose cord ially invited. Something doing ev ery. Thursday. ' 'Rebcknh Ocean Rebekah Lodge, No. 120, I. O. 0. F., meets second and fourth Tuesdays at I. 0. 0. F. hull. Tran cient members cordially invited. LENA DAVIDSON, N. G. MINERVA 'LEWIN, Secretary.. W. O. W. "With Charity Towards All" Seaside Camp, No. 212, W, 0. W. mpets Tuesdays, K. of P. .hall, 8 p. m. Visitors are assured, a .hot wel come. By order of W. A. KELLER, C. C. C. M. GAGE, Clerk. Professional Cards. THOMAS F. HAGGETY Attorney-at-Law Over MNair's Hardware Se ,)w Plinnc 482 BANDON, OREGON C. R. WADE Lawyer BANDON, OKEGON DR. H. L. HOUSTON Physician & Surgeon Office ovet Drug Stare. Hour, 9 to 12 a. m; 1:30 to 4 p. ra ;7 to 8 in the evening. BANDON, OREGON DR. SMITH J. MANN Physician & Surgeon Office in Panler Building. Houri 9 to 12 a. mj I to 5 p. m. BANDON, OREGON DR. L. P. SORENSON - Dentist Office ovet Vienna Cafe. Telephone at office and residence, BANDON, OREGON G. T. TREADGOLD Attorney and Counselor x at Law ' Office with Bandon Invetlment Company Notary Public BANDON, OREGON DR. R. V. LEEP Physician & Surgeon Office in Raimuum Building. Phone 72. BANDON, OREGON DR. ARTHUR GALE Physician & Surgeon Oftce over Orange Pharmacy, Office phone, 352. Roidrnce phone, 353. BANDON, OREGON DR. S. C. ENDICOTT Dentist, Ofir IImmm 7Ji ft iw m JiANPON, 'OKIIGON I)K, u mmuiu) U ... The Scrap Bppk The Horse Was There. The Into P, T. Hnriium had' a keen sense of humor and delighted to play n practical joke on all and sundry. Kccne. th great .tragedian. Was plnying Itlelmrd III. In Sun Francisco nt the sarau' time us the "only and original grentcst show on earth" vns In the city. One night, when the w oil known sentence was .uttered. "A' horse, a horsc1 my kingdom for a horse ! y out from , the wings t h e r e'ls s u'cd forth qundrti ped Unit struck the- a u, di once dumb n vcrita- qUAiinurnn that 'BTIIUCK Till! AUDI ENCE mum. bio; living .skeleton, with disjointed kijecs and striped with' nil the colors of the rainbow. A large card, bearing the legend.' "How's This, Sonny? P. T.' Barnutn," was fastened above the niilninl'B hend. It was the bust ad. "P. T." ever is flded. but It cost liltn hundreds of dol lars to sojiaro things. , Do It Now. rso this dny loitering 'twill betho same story Tomorrow, and the next moro dilatory; Thus Indecision brines Its. own delays And dayx aro lost lamenting o'er lost days. Are. you in enrnest7 Seize. this, very minute- , 1 ' What you can do or dream you can. be gin it. ConrnKO lias Renins, power nnd maple in It Only tngnno. nnd then the mind grows heated Begin It nnd the work wilt be completed. i , , Goetlio. Having Fun With a Bostonian. A Boise City (Ida.) man tells of a poker gnine In thnt town wherein thero sat "n good thing" In tho person ot a nice young man from Boston. Now, as tho players were profession al g u m b I p r s. there did not seem to be much c h a n e for the II lib til to. The latter, however, did pretty well. So well, Indeed, thnt the gam blers were puz zled. On one 'band thero wns bot $2. This 'the tenderfoot promptly raised $12. "I'll Just lift thnt $150." an nounced ono of i. i.i WHAT HAVE TOO GOT, AJJYWAy?" the gamblers. To the ustonlshmcnt of nil, tho ten derfoot saw the raise. "What have you got, anyway?" de manded tho gambler testily. "A pair of kings," said tho Bostoni an, laying them down. "Bill." said the gambler, turning to n friend, "tell him they're good 1 enh't" I.lpplneott's. Avoiding the Issue. Gloom In the law oillco, of Plntt & Jones whs thick enough to cut Clients were unkuOwn and neither of tho part ners had any ready money. Novertho less, at tho closo of the day, Jones, who was young and audacious, approached tho senior member of tho Arm, who was working nut nn Imaginary case. "I say," he began nervlly, "lend mo tlvo for a week, old man." Tho other shook his head, without looking up. "Lmlght do It for u weak old woinnn." ho said, "but not for a. weak old mnn."-Youth's Companion. Sure of Hla Man.. ' t jOne afternoon ii stranger entered 1 .itoro In n wostern-town and naked the i young man clerk for u pair of boots. While trying them on tho prospective customer said he hnd only $3 with him and asked If ho could bo trusted for the balanco of 50 cents until tho nest dny. Tho young clerk willingly ngreed. After the boots had been wrapped and the customer had gone the pro prletor of the store sternly took the clerk to task. "What In the world did you do a think Hko thnt for?" ho peevishly ex claimed. "You don't know the man, and be will never como back wltli that 50 cents." "Oh, yes, ho will bo back all right." was tho smiling nssuranco of the youthful clerk. "You seem very certnln of It," cried tho displeased Ihs. "What grounds hnvo you for thinking so?" 'Tho IxxitH that I wrapped up for him," responded tho foxy clerk, "aro both for tho left foot."-Christlnn Kn deavor World. The Son'e Anawer. After hi siin's great success with (lie "Dnnm mix Oinit'llns" Alexnndrn Iu mint wnHivt't ti) ti ii h (hough n rtninuer foiiKrnt Hinting him on llm book mid xpriMliig n dnxln to niiikn the nn Dior nnpiHliiliiiM'o iiilf am ii lllemry iiimi." ld ho in ciiii(iiIoii. "mid oii iimy Iihvii hiNird niy iimiio tluuiiillinr nf 'Mniiiti J'rlWn' " Diwhm ill n tniml in I tin iKTiialon M wivii' iinuuiiMi iii fii)y, wit ir,tiu!f Dim Nwi (itHKiuini In y oubl Mii' 1 MMhitW (to aWV-fiwdnntV Hiv A Real Ganlut. "What kinder a feller la Pete Doolltf. tie?" I "Bright as a dollar, patient, an' a hard worker." N f . ' "Why, lie can'thold a Job.fer saoro'n a week, an' I hear his family ain't got 1 enough to live on." t "Sho; that may' be, but what's that got to do with it? You see that meer schaum pipe o' hls'n? Colored it him self. You' see that thero hosshali watch chain ho wears? Braided it him self. Notice the peach stone charm hnngln' to It? Cawed it himself, an' It took two months to finish. "See that houu' dawg he's got? Pete trained i that dawg to do everything a circus dawg kin do. Ever heur Pcto play on ' Mm month linni nil' accompany hlm- ' self on the glttnr? Taught himself , iru-n- , lilo hnttilirritlir? Jest UKC f copperplate, all sbnded an' flourished. i an he Kin maiie a swuu whuuui his pen frm the paper. Pete may not keep a Job or feed his fnm'ly, but ho'" a genluH-that's what he isl"-Cleve-land Plain Denier. Presence f Mind. ' Colonel Cody ("Buffalo Bill") once told the following story of one of his comrades of the plains known as Wild Bill: "A mnn who nursed n grudge ngnlnst Wild Bill swore to kill him. He stood concealed In n doorway, stepped out and confronted Bill ns tho latter pass ed and leveled a pistol at his head. "'I've gijt you now, Wild Bill,' he snld. 'and I'm going to kill you, but I'll give you ono minute to pray!' "'Well, said Bill with nn ensy smile, 'It does look like tho Jig's upl "Suddenly Bill peered over tho man's shoulder and waved a deprecatory hand. ' " 'Don't hit him, Andy!' he snlfl. "The man wheeled to protect him self from the supposed enemy In his renr. He gazed into empty space. There was no Andy nor any one else behind him, nnd before, bo could turn round ngninWlld Bill had killed him." x : V - 2 S v . ' The Wild "Boar. The wild boar Is a most courageous animal. . The., elemqnt of ltjpk pounta for n great deal In pig sticking, ns In most other forms of sport, nnd It often hnppens that thd 'dremostsiio'rtsm'an who by dint of hard riding oc thaaks to the fastest horso has como up with tho quarry is deprived of tho coveted honor of "first spear" by a sudden "Jink" or turn of tho pig. Tho 'boar, in spite of his clumsy appearance, is not only poApssed of a great turn of speed, hut is extraordinarily active. He will turn nnd twist like a hare, putting every obstacle In the shape of ' buhep rocks, 'water, etc., between himself and his pursuers, but all the time mak ing for tho nearest patch of Jungle ant) futfety. The pace after .a pig la; faster than the best of runs with hounds, but Is sooner over. . Canned Music In 8cotla. Early in .tho last century an old For farshire lady Installed in the bedroom corridor of her caslo an " automatic organ. It was her delight of a morn ing to wake her guests with its strains. But It was not the delight of one of them, Miss Sophia-Johnstone of Hilton, to be so awakened, nnd sho said so. "Ye dlnnn- like tho music? Ye shouldna say that, Sophy," said tho hostess. "Yo'll no' win to heaven nn' ye dlnnn take pleasure In music It's to bo nil music thero, yp kndw.'' " 'Deed," said the Incorrigible, one, 'nn' If heaven's a place wl nuld wives iJnyin' on hand organs at 0 'o'clock in the mornlu' It's no tho placo I tflk' it for. nor yet tho ploco'l want to bo In." Now Witness. ' Handel In Dublin. There wus a period of his llfo In which Handel, tho famous composer, retired from London In a fit of dis gust. Ho went to Dublin, and It was there In the Dublin Music hall that his great masterpiece, "The Messiah," was produced. "Tho performance," writes D, A. Chart "was for tho bene lit of Mercer's hospital. In order to provide room for n lurgo uudlcnco ladles were requested to lay nsldo their hoops and gentlemen their swords. By this means nn audience of 700 was crowded Into tho space, and tho con eert renli7.ed 400." Oblong Houses. Kqtiaro and oblor.g houses nro cheap er to build than odd shaped structures. Tho oblong house Is cheaper than the square. Timbers come In certnln lengths, mid the Ih'iiho that Is long and narrow takes less timber than one that Is square thnt Is to say, the material cuts to better ndvnntngo In tho oblong house than In the square hotiso; also less latior 1k Involved In the making.-7-Pictorial Review. Watted 8arcaem. Indignant Wife I wonder what you would hnvo done If you had lived when men worn first compelled to eam their bread by the sweat of their brows. Indolent Husband I should hnvo started a llttlu notion store and 'sold handkerchiefs. ChlniKo Tiibuno. Flattering Epitaphi. Chnrjetf Lninb, when n llitlo oy, walking In a flitiichyiinl with hi iMi.t mid riMidlng ihu upltuphs, mild in her, "Mitry. wheru urn nil I ho nmiglil)' iinilt hurled'" Woman' Triumph, Hl'furu aim n HlurriHl h phhimii'm Mm of irlunipli U h iiiwii . Hflur pmrrit bur ioluii Kf prtvil itlilun;iw ii k) iwt lillli Mi M" l tilmrtill'AU'l44n lLJw. . WS' When Trouble Began. 4 "now long did the honeymoon Inst?" "Until the first day I asked Fred for money;' I think." St. Louis Globe Democrat The Change. - She Two years t ago you said yon were dying for lovo of mo, HewThnt Was before my poems mudw me immortal. Jugcnd. An Expert. "Weren't you surprised thnt the cus toms inspector didn't Hud thoso things you smuggled in?" r "Oh, no I My sister stowed them Hway,(.Bhe:can pack things in. a.Xrunk whe.ro .she can't even find them her- , aelf." Exchange, A Compromise. Tho Proprietor I don't know what to do about this music question. Soma don't Hko tbo noise, and soino wo't cat hero If we don't have musk. The Mnnngcr Let's Just print the popular tunes on tbo bills of fare, nnd those that want music can . rend 'em, Chicago News. r A Mrs. Jones What a man has dono bo can do, Jones-Not If It's mo that he's done) Washington Star. Making Good. Mr. Juwd l"t runr liubui w lliu up u lli iHumto t)( hU vourKWp du? tut m, UN Wi imm H w Sam Says: The volume of business we are doing attests the excellence of G. W. M. brands and methods GEO. W. MOORE LUMBER CO. City Transfer S. D. Kelly, Proprietor Light and heavy hauling promptly done. Contracting and grading Trantient trade solicited. Horses boarder! Office in " Dufort Building PJione 115.1 FRANK GREGORY Mechanical .k . Lngmeer , Contractor and Builder' Bandon - Oregon Mrs. Guy Dipple Spirella's Corscteire I'llONH 7U PHILLIPS a MILLER Building Construction Office in Thrift Building Benjamin Ostlind Consulting Engineer and Architect ' Office in Thrift Bldg. . ANY CHILD Handicapped by defective vision nhotild have its eyes examined. POIIXi. O. D. at Sabro Hros. does it without charge Tp Save Life First and property afterwards is the fireman's duty. Your duty is to see that in case ol (ire your loved ones are not made homeless and pennilets. Order a fire insurance policy from us today. Kvery day's delay means the risk of see ing your family without a home or the nmm of gelling one. Donald MicKid !ol) "Clean Up the Bowel and Keep Them Clean" There arc many remedies to be had for constipation, but the diffi culty is to procure one that acts without violence. A remedy that does not perform b y force what should be accom plished by persua sion is Dr. Miles' Laxative Tablets. After using; them, Mr. N. A. Waddeli, 3 i 5 Washington St., Waco, Teic, says: "Almoit ail mr llfo I hava bean troubled with constipation, and have tried many remedies, all -of which seemed to cause pain without giving much relief. I finally tried Dr. Mllef Laxative. Tablets and found them ex cellent. Tholr action Is pleauant and mild, and their chocolate taste makes them easy to take. I am more than glad to recommend them." "Clean up the bowels and keep them clean," is the advice of all physicians, because they realize the danger resulting from habitual con stipation. Do not delay too long, but begin proper curative measures. Dr. Miles' Laxative Tablets area new remedy for this old complaint, and a great improvement over the cathartics you have been using in the past. They taste like candy and work like a charm. A trial will convince you. Dr. Miles' Laxative Tablets are sold by all druggists, at as cents a box containing as doses. If not found satisfactory after trial, re turn the box to your druggist and he will return your money, it MILES MEDICAL CO., Elkhart, la. P. A. SANDBERO :: CIVIL ENGINEER :: Surveys, Plans and Specifications Office Bank Building Brown & Gibson The Leading Contractors and Builders We furnish plans and speci fications and it you are go ing to build anything, no matter how large or how small, we can save you money. Let us figure on your building. MRS. W. W. WOLFE INSTRUCTOR OF PIANO Hotel Bandon American PJan, $1.00 and $1.50 per day. European Plan, rooms 50c, 75c & $1 per day E. G, CASSIDY, Proprietor Mill Wood $2,2$ jwr load delivered on ibe bill. ft.Si) m Ocean J)r)v. facMm mum mul oniric ibe i-jiy jimiifi, Qw, Mow ItUw 1 73 Urn mm iumt in wu us !m m f win mm iOm&mt 4 few Mmim J rimuoH mmiHQ at Uw4t Cwi mn Uf mm