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Semi-Weekly Bandon Recorder November 28, 1313, Page 2 TT SEMI-WEEKLY BAND ON RECORDER Published Every Tuesday and Friday by the Recorder . . Publishing Company. Entered at the l'ojtoflice at Bandon, Oregon, as Mail Mhtter of the Second Class A. W. STUART C. E. KOPF Subscription $1.50'pcr Year in Advance. Advertising rates made known on application- OFFICIAL PAPER OF THE CITY OF BANDON His First Lesson In Medical Practice By THOMAS R. DEAN Miss Mule TUdulo was cngiiHLtl to quarry Mr. Bort Sawyer, if mtiltcuil stu dent Mr. Sawyer wuh ftwuro thut Miss Tlsdalo was uh Kunsltlvo uu 11 bird. All abe knew nbout iiliyelcluud Won lieu one of tbeui cuuie to tbe houra), felt somo one's pulse, naked about tuindry symptoms and. taklntr out umiuure bit of paper, wrote t-ortulu hlurotjlyphlw on It that un iituituuciiry uutWrstood What Bertie, as nlitt culled him. was going throuh to acquire a medlunl ed ucation, she had no ldua. Tliat he ate rum nuts 90 the brmst'of a cadaver ho wm at "work on In t'l dlssectlnn room, tint bo used tho top t;ull, Invert Mi, tot a tobacco.lmx: that he frequent; ly took a hand, a foot or mum' jtther Bwtnber of the human body to his room to cut to plecei. nlu had not even suspicion.. Bhe snpixisi'd tint a med ical school was like otHer schoots beaks, bookfl, nothing but books, and nice, clean books at that while Hen tel professors lectured on how-te euro s. stomach ache awl what to gtv the baby paregoric. Bert, aware of tver Inncnencc. was Tery careful not tolllsturb but notions of the medical profession by enlighten' ing ber. By an unfortunate contre temps ho suddenly burst upon nor In jils true frltihtfulueas. She hnd been vlsltinif a friend (n a ueljtliborlrn; city and was returning by rail. She had been In the car but a few minutes when she aw tho back of a head that looked familiar. It was turned asldo toward a man who sat beside Its own ex and displays! the profile wC Mr. Bert Sawyer. Facing the two sat a flguro done, up In a big shawl. Horrible to relate, the face of the figure wits that of a skulL Mr. Sawyer and his friend Billy Pe tersen had learned where tbe skeleton of' a hnanan twins could be bought cheep. They had. gone for ft, purchased It and wore taking it home. There were but few pernnti in the. car, and the conductor had goal 'uaturcdly 'permit ted theia to seat tt opposite them eirem Just as "Miss Tisdale got lato the emr. -receenlzed her lorer and caught Might of the grinning face with no nose and .empty oyo socket tho conductot canto through the' train und, .pssshig tho two medicos, punched their tickets. "Fare, governor," said Mr. Sawyer, addressing the skeleton. "Produce your ticket or yodPlI be put tiff The skeleton-continued to grin, tho conductor smiled, ahd the men "In tho car seemed to think It all very funny. There were two women besides Elsie, on sitting in the next seat and one farther forward. Neither of tkera eeated-to consider Mr. Sawyer's action a bit funny. .As for ElslsMeho was paralyzed wHh horror. "Oh, bo's all right," 'saltrfCe other medico. "IIo's no deadhead," and, slip ping bis own ticket In the band of his but, ho put tho hat on tho skeleton's head. This caused n burst of laughter from the men fn the car nnd n scowl from tho women. "Smoke, governor?" said Bert, thrust ing, a. Cigar hi't-ween Ulii fik.oleton's toothless and gumles Jawbones. Another laugh from tho men nnd n murmur of indignation from tho wom en. The train rounding n curve, tho skeleton lost Its balance and foil against tho arm of the scat "Sit up, governor," said Bert "Don't Ik rolling around that way. The pas sengers will think you've been drink ing" "I smell his breath." eald Billy "gin and li'tnim peel." . The cimdurtor was sitting at the end or tin- nir.nnd one of the women vailed to him and told him that If he didn't stop that Indecent behavior on thf part of those young men she would report him for negligence of duty. At this the conductor went to the two medics and told them they had better roll their bony companion In his shawl nnd step tho fun. To this they acceded, and that ended the per formance. Soon after the train rolled Into the station the medics nnd the "governor" went out through the front end of the cnr. while Elsie loft it at the rear. She held her handkerchief in in.r vm tn conceal her tears and to Uvoid being recognized by Bei t, whom she intended nover to meet again ae luir flnncn. The next mornlmc's mall brought. lilui a note from her containing; mo few words . "Our engagement Is broken." , Sawyer looked at ft sldertlse and endwise, then shook it tw If It were a toy puzzle. He could not understand It. Anyway something was wrong, nnd ho went right over to the house to find otlt nbout It Mrs. Tisdale came down with a suppressed srollo and told htm Iho cause ofthe break. Elsie had hnim. fhiTOnv before heartbro ken. She had supposed she was going a M J .L mi. to marry a gentleman ana lounu umi instead she was to marry a ghoul. Bert was crusbea. "You'd hotter dron the whole af fair," said Mrs. Tisdale, "and let Elsie pot nvir tt hv decrees." "She'll never ,5et over It," groaned Bert "Sho'll'have a horror of nw so long ns she lives." Tho affuir was a good leswei to Bert He became a famous physician and never forgot that the doctors and the laity nre two different peoples. As for Elsie, he was right tn assuming ttast" she would always have a horror of him. She eaarrled another. LODGE DIRECTORY MhhoiiIo. BANDON LODGE, No, 130 A. F. 6c A M. Shied communication! (kit Saturday . . i. . .1 o i alter the lull moon ol eacit n.omn. .-?pccu' communication! iccond Saturday iheirallcr. All Mailer Maions cordially invited. W. E. Crain; W3 M Phil Pearion, Secretary Eastern Star OCCIDENTAL CHAPTER. No. 45, O. E. S., meets Sa unlay evening before and after tated communication of Mnionic Lodge Visitant membert cordially invited to attend. Alice C. Gallier, W. M Rosa Bingaman, Secretary. I. o. t. V BANDON LODGE. No. 133. 1. O. O. F. mwle vrv Wrslnfcflav rvrnina. Vllltlna brothers in good .Uncling cordially invited. - LI A l.l.aj' M M r? D. C. Kay. Sec. QiiIkIiIh of I'ytlilaa TteLPHI LODGE. No. 64, Knight! of "j'ythmi. Meet! every Monday evcniit)! at Knight! hall. Visitinjf kn'mliti invited to all'end. G. U. McNair. C. C. B. N. Harrington K. of R. S. Loyal Order of Moosr o Meets Thursday evenings in I. O. O. F. Hall. Transient Mooc coidially invited. Something doing every Tluirday. Rebeknh OCEAN REBFKAH I ODGE. No. 126 I. O. O.F.,mecli2nd nnd 4di Tuesday at I O. O. F. Hall. Transcicnt memhen cordially invited. , Elfic Macy. N. G. Joseplunc Stoll, Secretary. t w. o. w. SOMETHING DOING Every Minute Every Ticsday Night. SEASIDE CAW NO. 212. WOpDMEN OF THE WORLD. Med t K. of P. Hall. Viiiling Neighbor! Welcome. C.M.Gagc.C.C. H. E. EW, Clerk. Professional Cards. C; R. WADE . 0 . Lawyer Declare War en Cobb. A crusade ol education which aims 'thafcommon colds may become uncommon within the next gener- ation has been begun by promyient New York physicians. Here'is a list ol the "don'ts" which ihe doc tors say will prevent the annual visitation ol the cold: "Don't sit in a draughty car." "Don't sleep in hot rooms " "Don't avoid the fresh air." "Don't slufi yourseif at mealtime. Overeating reduces your resistance." To which we would add when' you take a cold get rid ol it as quickly as possible. To accomplish' that you will find Chamberlain's Cough Remedy most excellent Sold by All Dealers, For Sale or Trade- A good or chard proposition in Douglas Co. Ore. on the S. P. railroad. Get the facts from the owner. Box 892, Handon, Ore. 72tf. Many Boats Travel Between San Francisco, Los Angeles and San Diego The "Speedwell" Accomodations between those ports are always taken THERE'S A REASON. SPEED San Francisco 36 hrs, Twin Screws. SAFETY "Wireless." COMFORT Large clean staterooms, hot and cold Punning water. 0 e To be certain of securinK accomodation upon this pop ular boat, tbe finest out of the Coquille River, better step into office of nearest agent at once and getQtigkets Sails November 30, Sunday noon Bandon Warehouse Co., Gen. Agts. AGENTS: C. M. Sheeli, Coqjuilie; H. Sengitacken, Manhfield; Joe Schilling', Myrtle Point THOMAS F. HAGGERTY Attornoij-at-Law Over Mc.Nair's Hardware Store ,, cJ,hone 482 ? ' HANDON, OREGON HANDON, OVEGON DR. H. L. HOUSTON I Physician & Surgeon Qffiea of Drir$ Stare. Hours, 9 to 12 si rji; 1:30 to 4 p. m; 7 to 0 in ihe evening. 6 HANDON, OKEGQN DR. SMITH J. MANN Physician & Surgeon . Cfl&tx in Panlar Btiilding. Hours, 9 to 12 a. m; I to5 p. m. HANDON, OREGON 1R. L. P. SORENSON 0 Dentist Office over Vienna Cafe. Telephonp, at office and residence. HANDON, OREGON G. .T. -TREADGOLD 'A ttomey and Counselor at Lalo Office with Bandon Investment Company Notary Puhlic HANDON, OREGON DR. R. V. LEEP Physician & Surgeon Office in Rasmussrn Building. Phone 72. HANDON, OREGON DR. ARTHUR GALE Physician & Surgeon Office over Orange Pharmacy. Office phone, 352. Residence phone, 353. HANDON, OREGON DR. S. C. ENDI.COTT Dentist Office Phone 71: Res. Phone 312 HANDON, OKEQON DR. M. l MOORE Chiropractor Office Hours: 9:30 to 12 and 2Go 5. Office in Timmom Block. BANDON, Or!' Do You Want a If So Call At The Bandon Drug Company We have over two hundred designs with prices to suit all From $1.00 to $12.00 each' Every Conk 1 in or Williamson Pen Guaranteed M. a POHL BANDON The heat is not too. good for your eyes. Try me! , To Save Life First and property afterwards is tbe fireman's duty. 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