Semi-Weekly Bandon Recorder, April 25, 1913
Page 3
Coughs and Consumption
Coughs anil colds, when uegleted
always lead to serious trouble of the
lungs
The wisest thing to do
wli n you have a cold that troubles
you is to get a bottle ol Dr. King’s
New Discovery. You will get re-
lief from the first dose, and finally
the cough will disappear. O, II.
Delicate Discrimination.
Right to the Point.
Brown, of Muscadine, Ala., writes:
Probably tile most concise summing
“One can make anything express
"My wife was down in bed with an
up on record in a civil case has been
one’s feelings if so inclined.”
obstinate
cough, and I horestly be
attributed to Baron Bramwell, The
“How do you mean?’’
lieve
had
it not been for Dr. King’s
case
defendant
’
s
counsel
closed
his
“Didn’t yon notice what Amy did
com
without
calling
a
witness
whose
New
Discovery,
she would not be
when she handed the refreshments
living to day." Known for forty-
around? She gave Maine, who is her ing bail been much expected.
"Don’t you call Jones. Mr. Blank?"
chum, some augel food and handed .les
tbree years as the best remedy for
sie only the devil cake ” — Baltimore said the judge significantly at the close coughs and colds. Price 50c and
of eounsed's address.
American.
Recommended by all drug-
“I do not. my lord.” replied the advo $t .oo.
. Antwerp.
gists.
cate
GEO. W. MOORE LUMBER CO.
WORTH ANYTHING
YOU WILL APPRE-
CIATE our PROMPT
SERVICE.
Nearly all the exports from the Tnlt
ed States to Belgium enter the country
at Antwerp, but as this port is the
great distributing market for north
western Europe, as well as a depot for
raw products, it is doubtful if correct
figures relating to the district alone
have ever been or ever could he com
piled
GEO. W. MOORE LUMBER CO.
Large Two Berth Outside State Room» with Running Water
Eight Day ServiceJBetween the Coquille River and
San Francisco
First Class Passenger Fare, $7.50
Freight Rates, $3 on Up Freight
Fuhrman’s
Pharmacy, Coquille; Perkins’,
Point
Myrtle
E. & E. T. Kruse, owners and .managers, 24 California St., San Francisco.
J. E. Walstrom, Agent, Bandon.
T
S teamer F ifield
Means Speed, Safety and Comfort
Twin Screws, Wireless Equipment, Hot and
Cold Water. When you travel have the
best. It costs you no more.
Up Freight $3.00 per Ton. See us
for Rates on Down Freight.
Bandon Warehouse Co., Freight and Passenger Agts.
Wonderful.
The Bandon House
E. G. CASSIDY, Proprietor
Thoroughly Remodeled.
I
iI
American Plan.
Rates $1.00 to $2.00 per Day.
First Class
"What are you thinking about, dar
Ung?"
"Nothing."
“80 was I It’s wonderful the gym
pathy between two loving hearts.”—
Fllegende Blatter.
She Wasn’t Acting.
Jack—Why. you’re acting as if you’d
like to be kissed. Jessica Why, that's
not acting Jack— But yon act as If
you had been kissed before. Jessica
Neither is that acting.—Yonkers States
man.
The Ones That Sold.
Cafe in Connection.
Special Rates by
Week or Month
Father—Well, how does your tins
band succeed with his art? Does lie
sell any pictures? Daughter—I should
think so! Why. there is not one left
of those you gave us for a wedding
present!
The Gray Kangaroo.
Periiaps the most remarkable of
Australia's fauna Is the big gray kari
garoo, which, measuring seven feet
from nose to tail, can clear ten yards
at a Jump and travel faster than s
horse
Charity.
“There is nothing to be said for an
author who will steal all his good
ideas "
“At least you might give him credit
for not stealing bad ones " — Baltimore
American
The Tramp’s Excuse.
Benevolent Man (who has given a
tramp some work)—You’re work! ng
slowly, my man
Tramp I’m try!
to apin it out
Who knows when
shall get any more?—Meggendorl
Blatter
Arrowroot Jelly.
To make arrowroot jelly moisten
two tablespoonfnls of arrowroot iu a
little cold water and then add n pint of
hot water to this and boll for live mln
utes. stirring constantly This should
be prepared in a double tioller.
Hotel Gallier
Rates $1.00 to $2.00 per day.
Special rates by weekormonth
Sample room in connection
Bandon
paper
JTOR OVER
Pains in the Stomach.
years the Hartfa
If you continually complain of
pains in the stoniace, your liver or
your kidneys are out of order. Neg
lect may lead to dropsy, kidney
trouble, diabetes or Bright’s disease.
Thousands recommend Electric Bit-
ters as the very best stomach and
kidney medicine made.
H. T.
Alston, of Raleigh, N. C., who
suffered with pain in the stomach
and back, writes: "My kidneys
!
were deranged and my liver did net
work right. I suffered much, but
Electric Bitters was recommended |
and I improved from the first dose.
I now feel like a new man.” It
will improve you, too. Only 50c
and $i.oo.
Recommended by all
druggists.
Insurance
1
Compinv
been climbing the \
b-
• ;c.<
r:
ladder until to-day it . ; ;tis at
the top.
, In the volume of fit?
protection it gives the America t
people
¡other
it
fire
stands
above
every
insurance« company.
Wlten J you need
1
fire insurance
E.jE. OAKES.
LEEPER & CAR
Contractor! anti
Builders
Why He Was Late.
"What made you so late?"
"I met Smithson.”
"Well, ihat is no reason why you
should be an hour late getting home
to supper.”
"I know, but I asked him how he
was feeling, and he insisted on tell
ing me about his stomach trouble.”
"Did you tell him to take Cnam
berlin’s Tablets!”
‘‘Sure, that is what he needs."
I Sold by C. Y . Lowe.
Big
I
Surprise to
Bandon.
Estimates Ennt'sh ’«I
Phone
p
RANDLES
L
GENERAL
BLACKSMITHING
Horseshoeing a Specialty
In Dufort Building
Columbia Ave.
Give Us a Cail
Many in
PURE DRUGS
Local people are surprised at the Do you want pure drugs and
Vary Simple.
quick results received from simple drug sundries, fine perfumes,
The graphic accuracy of the hero's
buckthorn bark, glycerine, etc. as hair brushes and toilet arti
remark gives this story from the Bel
mixed in Adler-i ka, the German
cles? If so, call on
fast News high value:
appendicitis
remedy. C. Y. Lowe
Aunty—80 you took your first danc
ing lesson today. Did you find it diffi states that this simple remedy an-
Bandon, Oregon
cult?
tisepticizes the digestive system and
Wee Nephew—No’m; It’s easy 'nough. draws off the impurities so thorough
All you have to do Is to keep turning
ly that a single dose relieves sour Saturdays at Lorenr’ Store
round and wiping your feet
stomach, gas on the stomach and
M. G. POHL. Oplomctcrist
All Languages.
constipation instantly.
"Wlint Is the mother tongue?”
Kryptocks, the Most Perfect L< uses
"The mother tongue is the native lan Drive away Sick Headaches
Made
guage of any given race or country."
Sick headache, sour gassy stom
“Is there a father tongue?"
ach indigestion, biliousness disap
“Yes. The swear words are so classi
pear quickly after you take Dr.
fied.’’
King’s New Lite Pills. They purify
“Well, Is there a child tongue?”
“Yep.
That’s slang.” — Cleveland the blood and put new life and vigor
Plain Dealer.
into the system, Try them and you
The Leading Contractors
German English.
will be well satisfied. Every pill
An enterprising business house in a helps; every box guaranteed. Price
and Builders
German city sends circulars advertis 25c. Recommended by.
C. Y. LOWE
r Brown & (iih^on
ing its wares to guests at the various
hotels which are patronized by Amer
icans One of these printed documents
contains tide paragraph: “English is
spoken and fluent understood by ready
lady and men sellers, and the stranger
visitor to inspect our many ware we
friendly invite. The honored "Rents
out of America can here find in the
lowest tlx prices most desiring articles
for taking home.”
Strategy.
He (very ahyl—Wh-what sized gloves
do you wear. Miss Ma heli
8be (Instantly recognizing an oppor
tinJtyt—Don’t you mean what sized
Anger. Mr Struthers?
On such slight pegs hang momentous
happenings
For he had the ring In Ills pocket all
the time. -Cleveland Plain Dealer.
For Burns, Bruises and Sores
The quickest and surest cure for
burns, bruises boils, sores, inflama
lion ami all skin diseases is Bui k
len's Arnica Salve. In four days it
cured L. II. Baffin, of Iredell, Tex
as., of a sore on l»is ankle which
pained him so he could baldly walk.
Should be in every house. Only
25c. Recommended by all drug
gists.
Vou will look a good while lie
lore you lind a better medicine for
coughs and colds than Chamberlain's
Gough Remedy, It nut only giv-s
relisf it cures, Try it when you
have a cough or cold, and you are
certain to he pleased with the
prompt cure which it will effect.
is Dob For sale by C. Y. Lowe.
Fine Theoriet.
Bill Wlmt kind of a fellow
kins? Will He can tell you how to
adopt 11 national system of currency
that would pay off the national debt.
but lie inn’t raise (he price of ills gro-
•ery bill Cincinnati Enquirer
"My little son had a very severe
cold. I was recommended t< try
Chamberlain s Cough Remedy, and
before a small bottle was finished he
In Lunnon.
Proof.
Knicker Is .lonea original?
First Workman tdlsgustedi — These
was as well as ever," writes Mr. B.
Bwkvr Very. He never describes
blinkin' furrlners comes a 'obnobbln'
Silks, 29 Dowling Street. Sydney,
w1v us In the toot« and 'buses, and. himself hm a live wire. —New York Sun.
Australia. This remedy is lor sale
lumme, they gits to fork Hengllsh very
Applying the Phrase.
nigh as good ah me an you. Bill; not
Editor (to new reporter)—You say in by C. Y. Lowe.
’art, they don’t!
Oregon
in
your
of authority in Bandon.
The Heads on the Rails.
Viscount llardiuge, brother of tlie
Indian viceroy, tn a lecture tn London
on the Delhi durbar referred to a
The Roman Climate.
mill'll criticised statement which he
Gahks are very rare in Koine and nev
maintained was absolutely true. When
er blow with extreme violence. The
ever the viceroy traveled tn India po
most striking peculiarity of the Roman
licemen were stationed along the rail
climate is the absence of high winds
road at intervals of a hundred yards
The air is pure and clear, owing to the
't’lie pnliceiiieii. lie said, often became
almost complete absence of smoke, even
sleepy and lay with their heads on the
in the winter months The average rails to listen for tile approach of the
yearly movement of the air is only five train Ou one occasion no fewer than
miles an hour
fifty lost their heads
I.ord Curzon
asked liiill where lie got the yarn. He
The 7 horn on the Rose.
replied. “1 got it from my brother, and
In the old Bundehesh of Zoroaster I do not think lie would tell a 'crack
er.' "—New York Times.
we are told that the rosi
the
thornless until the ent
Had Her Third.
Ac
world of Ahriman. the
“If you do not want to marry Mrs
the
cording to this ancient
Sims why do you not appeal to the
ami
spirit of evil became
courts
to protect your legal rights?”
not only man suffered thereby, but in
"But what rights have I under the
ferlor animals, as well as trees a ml
law?"
plants
“A widow ts not entitled to more
Golden Measure.
than a third, and tills woman lias been
“In Australia," bragged the native of married three times already.”—Buffalo
that country, “you can pick up gold Express.
by the pint."
Not at All Lifelike.
“It comes in quartz In America.” re
The old darky’s wife had been ill for
toried the quick wilted nephew of Uu
cle 8am.—Pittsburgh Post.
some days. As the doctor came out of
the cabin Iler husband said:
Unfortunate.
“Doctor excuse me please, sah—but
“Poor Jones' Life to him is just one
how is my old woman?”
scrape after another."
“She is worse. Ben. She has not said
“Unfortunate, eh?"
a word for two hours."
“Unfortunate enough He has to
“She ain’t worse, doctor; she is
shave twice n day.”—Boston Tran dald!"—Uncle Remus’ Magazine.
script.
S. S. ELIZABETH
Reservations:
The judge turned round to the jury
anil gave vent to a low and prolonged
whistle
"Wlie e-ew!” he said, or, rather, whis
"Gentlemen, consider your ver-
tled
diet."
Real Estate, Renta
liiaur
ance and Notary Bublic
Tx>ndon Punch.
this report of the fire that “the lurid
glare of forked flames a hot athwart
Cow, of Jersey.
the dark domed sky.” Are you sure
Tn the tslsnd of Jersey every girl who of that? New Reporter—Yea, air; I
marries receives s cow as a part of saw the whole thing Editor—Did you
her dowry.
notice any Insurance man looking
’
................ "’ ” " " f'Ht oi ' imw I
RIGHT AND WRONG.
the Are. or the probable amount of
What may be right for me today
property destroyed? New Reporter
No. sir Editor (striking match)-Well,
may he wrong lor me tomorrow.
jiiwt w itch the lurid glare of forked
Some nr-w impre.uon, knowledge,
flames ali'Mit athwart thia report I
power, mav entirely vary my duty.
Liverpool Mercury.
No other 1« the judge.—Charming.
Don’t be surprised if vou have an
attack of rheumatism this spring.
Just rub the affected peris freely
with Chamberlain’s Liniment and it
will soon disappear. Sold by C. Y.
Lowe.
Get your seed potatoes now. Is
have Beauty ol Hebron the best on
the market. Thon. Anderson- lf»tf
Wc furnish plaire lud S|--<
are 1*0-
build anything, no
how large or how
wc can mhvc you
Let us figure on
fica lions and il you
ing to
matter
small,
JI
I
FRANK
M echanical
Engineer
Contractor and
Builder
Bandon
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