Semi-Weekly Bandon Recorder, April 2X 1913
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SEMI-WEEKLY
Congratulations
LODGE DIRECTORY
BANDON RECORDER
the minute you become a
depositor of this bank. For
it w ill mean that you have
started on the road to inde­
pendence and comfort which
tan only be by the savings
route. You’ll congratulate
yourself too after you have
learned how quickly little
savings,
regularly
made,
mount up. Start today.
Recorder
Published Every Tuesday and Friday
Publishing Company
Lewah Tribe No. 48, Imp. O. R. M.
IVffEETS Lirot » id Thirl Tuesdays of each
Second
A young uiuu entered th« business
office ut 1‘erklns & Young, book pub­
lishers, anil asked tor the member ot
the firm who attended to the advertis­
C. E. KOPF, Managing Editor.
Subscription ¡51.50 per Year in Advance. Advertising rates
made known on application.
OFFICIAL
PAPER
OF
THE
CITY
OF
“There isn't atty such man.” wus tlie
reply. “We don’t advertise. I’m the
head of the firm.”
“Don’t udvertlse?” exclaimed the
caller, with real or feigned astonish­
ment “How do you get business
without advertising?"
"We use solicitors.”
"And find them valuable?”
“Yes, we do-sometimes.”
“Suppose I can prove to you that you
could sell several times us many ot a
certain book by advertising as through
your solicitors?”
“lu that cnse you would make a reg­
ular customer of us. But I've paid for
too many experiments in advertising
already. I don’t care to spend any­
thing more in that line.”
“But suppose the experiment costs
you nothing?”
"You can experiment all you like on
that basis.”
“Very good. What book will you let
me experiment on?"
“We have JitNt Issued Perkins &
Young’s Handy CyclopediH. You can
try your experiment on that If you
like."
The young man thanked Mr. I ‘er-
kins for the order with as much im­
pressment as if he were to lie paid a
thousand dollars for It mid withdrew.
One morning a week later the pub­
lisher on entering his office noticed
that his mall wus unusually large. Be
ginning nt tin- toll of a pile a foot high,
he took down an envelope, opened It
and drew out a letter to which was
pinned tin advertisement cut from a
newspaper. He began to read the let­
ter, which was as follows:
BANDON
Recorder Philosophy
I have road with astonishment the in-
eloeed notice of your Handy Cyclopedia.
What must the books be that are adver­
tised with so much Ignorance?
This Is the ad.:
Seven acre?, and twenty square
rods of laud with good new six-room
tr.tme house and other improvements,
good living water, creek running
through center through center of
place, one half mile south of Prosper
and two and one half miles from
One extreme follows
another.
Bandon. For particulars, inquire
The faitidious peison who is terribly
of T. J. Owen, Prosper, Oregon.
Shocked upon hearing a slang word
Ap!4~Mayt4.
in public probably does a good deal
of cussing in private.
Notice for Publication.
Among other virtues we point
Department of the Interior
with pride to our modesty in de­
LL S. Land Office at Roseburg, Oregon.
dining, thus tar to inform Coos
<
March 10, 1913
Notice is hereby given that Maigarel Lamont,
county ranchers how to till the soil,
produce spuds, laise chickens, etc. I of Bandon, Oiegon, who on January 29, 1908,
th
Rebekah
O
I ODGE. No. 126
1. O. O.I-., meets 2nd and 4th Tuesday at
I O. O. F. Hall. Transcient members cordially
Alpha Wheeled, N. G.
invited.
Josephine Stultz, Secretary.
OF
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BANDON
W. O. W.
OMETHING DOING Every Minute
S
Every Tuesday Night.
SEASIDE CAMP NO. 212,
WOODMEN OF THE WORLD.
Meets at K. of
Welcome.
P.
Hall.
Visiting
Neighbors
CLEAN UP
AND PAINT UP
H. E. Boak, Clerk.
M hhoii I c ,
R a I^JN LODGE. No. 130 A. F. & A
M, Stated communications first Saturday
after the full moon of each month.
Special
communications second
Saturday
thereafter.
All Master Masons cordially invited.
W. E. Crame, W. M
Hhil Pearson, Secretary
Eaatern Star
0CCIDENTAL Cl IAPTER, No.
45, O.
E. S., meets Sa’urday evening before and
after stated communication of Masonic Lodge
V isiting members cordially invited to attend.
Alice C. Gallirr, W. M
Rosa Bingaman, Secretary.
I. <>. <». F
D ANDON LODGE. No. 133. I. O. O. F.
meets evety Wednesday evening. Visiting
brothers in good standing cordially invited.
Chris B< etcher, N. G.
Harry Armstrong, Sec.
BUT
BE SURE
TO
USE
ACME PAINT
Paints and Varnishes for all kinds of work. Satisfac­
tion guaranteed, If you are going to do any painting
call and inspect our line.
BANDON DRUG CO.
FULL SUPPLY OF
GOOD AXLE GREASfE
AND FIRST CLASS
NEATS FOOT OIL
Knight* of Pythias
T)ELPH1
LODGE,
N o .
64. Knights
oi
Pythias. Meets every Monday evening
at Knights hall. Visiting knights
invited to
attend.
G. R. McNair, C. C.
Professional Cards.
The letter continued as follows:
C. R. WADE
What unblushing Impudence In a pub­
lisher to set out a cyclopedia containing
such abomnable blundeia
inquiry will
teach you that Admiral Peary is fitted to
write about the north Instead of the south
pole and Sir Ernest Shackleton about the Agrnl Pacific Surety Company. Office Bank
of Bandon Bldg. Phone 102
south Insteud ot the north pole. To prove
your work up to date you say that Charles
Dickens wrote the article on war and Al­
BANDON, OREGON
fred Tennyson that on navies
Almost
hii ; chronological table will Inform you
that both these gentlemen died during the
last century
I am curious to know w hat
you mean by announcing articles by these
men, who shone In a different field from
that ot the army or navy Zfl'Lease send
me a copy ot the work for inepretlon. If
there Is eomethlng wrong with your ad­ Office over Drug Store. Hours, 9 to 12 a. m;
vertisement and 1 find the work satisfac­
1:30 to 4 p. nr, 7 to 8 in the evening.
tory I will order a set, 1 being chairman
of the committee on purchasing bocks for
BANDON, OREGON
our university library.
Attorney-at-Law
Physician & Surgeon
Thro* quarters of the letters cohm II
tuting the pile before Mr. l'erkins were DR. SMITH J. MANN
Nl-2 NEI-4, NEI-4 NW I-4. Sec. 30. and
from persons culling his Htlentiou to
NW1 4 NW I-4 Sec. 29. Township 29. S..R 14 ths blunder» coutaiued In his ndver-
Physician & Surgeon
I U . U illanirtle Meridian, has filed notice of inten- tlsement
Some were facetious, some
I tion to make five year proof, to establish claim ironical and some abusive. Nearly all Office tn Panier Building. Hours, 9 to I.’ a m;
I to 5 p. m.
1 to the land above described, before C. R. contained an element of curiosity, es­
1 Wade, United States Commissioner, at Bandon pecially those from persons who took
BANDON, OREGON
the ground that there had been some
1 Oregon, on the 2nd day of May, 1913,
mistake.
In
one
of
the
letters
the
Claimant names as witnesses: E. Dyer, E.
writer said: “Give lue the name of that DR. L. P. SORENSON
i E. Stillwell, C'hailes Richert, (ieorge VI’. Cox
ignoramus who wrote the ad. for your
The Library- Pleasure i all ot Bandon. Or-gon.
cyclopedia I want him.”
B. F. JONES.
Dentist
When Mr. 1‘erklns hud gone through
and Profit.
Register.
,
the letters commenting on bls ad. he Oflar over Vienna Cafe. Telephone at office
We cannot remind ourselves too
and residence.
divided them Into piles, the largest
of Administrators pile lielug from professors and school­
frequently that a fundamental pur­ Notice
BANDON, OREGON
teachers, the next largest pile frota
Notice.
pose of good books, anti so ci i he
Notice is hereby given. That by the order of librarians, then professional men. with
library which possesses them, is to ilia County Court of the State of Oregon, in and a very large number scattering There
G. T. TREADGOLD
give pleasure, anil that the libraiy for the I ounty of Coot W. F. Duher, war were 1112 from persona who either gave
a
definite order to send the work or
Attorney and Counselor
ought to ba more closely anil duly appointed administrator of the estate of hinted that they would like to see
at Law
peculiarly associated with pleasure Erniinnia Duher. deveared, and the letters, lea- a cycloiHHiln with "such funny blun­
Office with Bandon Investment Company
than any other institution supported lamenlry were duly issued to said administrator ders” tn it. There were twenty-five
Notary Public
on the 22nd day ol July, 1912. and that said orders from persons, conditional on Its
by the public.
admimsliator is now qualified and acting ami. being a humorous work, and a great
BANDON, OREGON
Life for most ol US is suflicientlv therefore all having claims against the said es­ many suggestions that tt l>e given
dull and colorless,
The workday tate ate hereby notified to present the same some such title as the Amusing Cyelo-
- fsstla
DR. R. V. LI.El’
aspect ot the world is always with with piopet proof and vouchers to the said ad-
When Mr. l'erklus had turned over
nnmslralot al the ortve ot Gro 1* lopping, al
us and oppresses us
For the aver-
the orders to the proper person he look
Physician & Surgeon
Bandon, Oregon, within sit (6* months (torn
ed for the card the gollcitor had hand­
age man anil woman, whose eiluca- the 22nd day ot April, 1913
the date of the > ed him, finding it tn a drawer of his
Office in Rasmussen Budding.
tion has been limited, whose imai>i- final publication ol this notice or by October ; desk There being a telephone num
Phone 72.
nation has lacked all wider oppor- 23. 1913
tier on the card, he called up the young
BANDON, OREGON
W I DISHER.
emu. asked him If tt would be con-
tunity tor cultivation, the easiest
Admimsti«lui ot the Estate ot Erminnia Duher, venleut for him to «nil, und in ten
escape from ttie cares ot daily life, Deceased.
minutes the advertisement n .'h r wa»
from the depressing monotony of
In tits office.
GEO. I‘. 1 OPPING, Attonev,
"I suppose.” said the publisher,
Match 25. Apr22-T.
daily routine, will be through the
Physician A Surgeon
"that you wrote that ad of our cy-
uvenue opener! bv the story, the
clopedta w ithout looking up any Infor Office over (Grange Pharmacy. Office phone,
people’s road out of a care tilled
mutton You certainly couldn’t have
352. Residence phone. 353.
Notice for Publication.
written It from the work itself It’s
life, ever since the days of “Arabian
Department of the Interior
BANDON, OREGON
a pity you hadn't received an edtica
U. S. Land Office at Roseburg, Oregon.
Nignts.’’ Such readers as these
tion.
Ton wottlda t have had to blun­
March 17th. |913.
desire fiction and ought to have it.
der Into a good thing What kind of
Notice m hereby given that Chlloid C.
It their imagination can lie cultiva* Anderson, ol Bandon, Oregon, who on No­ an education did you get anyway?”
“I’m a graduate of Princeton."
ted to the point, of reaching similar vember. llK)7. made Homestead Latiy
Dentist
"The dickens you say; What's that
freedom from care through poetry, Serial. No. 04373, for Nl-2 NEI-4. Section old fashion«! key you wear on your
Otfxr
Phone
71. Res. Phene 312
through the drama, or through any I I and SI-2 SEI-4, Section 12. Township 30, watch chain?”
"That
’
s
the
badge
of
the
Phi
Beta
other higher forms ot literature, so S. Range 14 west. \X illanirtle Meridian, hat Kappa, an honorary society com|>os«l i
BANDON, OREGON
hied aotae ol intention to make Five year
much the better
The library'* I'roof, to establish claim Io the land above of the best scholars of each gradual
Ing class ”
message is to men and women cramp- dew td>ed. before C R.
ade, I nited Stales
“Oh, it Is. eh? Well, you go over
ed by toil and narrowed by routine, CommiMKinri at Bandon, Oregon, on the Ah there snd hang tip your hat and «»at
ever seeking some way out ot this day of May. |9|).
I want you What's your price a year Sorntific Druglrw Mrthcd for Healing the SnA.
' mcludtng C)«t«'O|bathy. L hiropractre, Mechano
Claimant name« a* witn-naes. B J.
»ung. for writing ads.?”
troublesome world into th it lar er
i Dtetapy. Neuropathy I fydropalhy and Vito
GM Doyle. A. G Hadaall. W J Dey le. |
“Five thousand dollars"
j pathy. Chrome and Nervous Disease* giver.
realm which tn more truly ours be­ all «•! Bandon, Oregon
“Is that all? Well, after you’re iapfeid .«Itri !, L. Mwcln SlNMl near Steam
I
cause it i* our creation and that ot
hung up your «»at and hat «»me back
Laundry. Phone 991.
•
hers and I'll pay roe your first week's
our fellow*. Tin* wider world, in j
Mai 21 Ma> 2
Huerta and his accomplicis
thought to be doomed but
treacherous murder of Madero
others by the Huerta bunch
have a tendency to check the
ot sympathetic tears.
->-J
B. N. Harrington K. oi R. S.
Our Handy Cyclopedia Is now ready In
Its makeup we have employed writers
with first class reputations In the subjects
on which they write
Admiral Peary
writes the article on the south pole, Sir
Ernest Shackleton the one on the north
pole. That the work Is up to date is evi­
dent from the tact that the article on
war Is by Charles Dlokens and that on
the world's navies by Alfred Tennyson.
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For Sale.
month al 8th run at the Bandon Wig­
wam. Soj jurnir.g Chiefs m good standing are
cordially invited to attenr'..
A. J. Hartmar
J. C. Sheilds,
C. of R.
Sachem.
CEAN REBFKAH
ing.
its friendliness anil home likeness,
the library must represent.
The library is where the readers
are introduced to the friendship of
authors and their books. There
Few are too stingy to give away they are at home and there we too
may be at home. Old and young
advice,
rich
and poor, wise and simple, men
A rain is a providential blessing
and
women
and children, there we
unless the hay is down.
may
meet
new
friends on kindly
The tyrant Diaz sowed the wind
and
familiar
terms
and widen our
and Mexico is reaping the whirl
thoughts as we learn ot their wisdom
wind.
and their wit. Still better, there
A hotel employee is more polite
may renew our acquaintance with
(han a rancher because that is what
old friends and feel the contracted
he is paid for
horizon of our lives again enlarge
Did it ever occur to you that a as we meet them once more. New
weak mind is usually lacking in the friends and old, thep all greet us
sense of humor?
i with an assured welcome : and yield
It is no more of a disgrace to | to us the best which they can give,
change your mind than
j or we receive. We come to them
change youi shirt.
not to learn lessons but to be with
Suicide seems to be an accom- them lor a little while and I to live
plishment of civilization, Indi.tns with Item that larger and truer life
never commit silicide.
which their presetice creates tor us.
Thus the library performs its high
Up in Portland baseball and Bud
Anderson are putting this demo­ awd noble duty of helping men to
cratic administration badly in the live, “not by bread alone, but by
every word of God,” who, through
shade.
The demand for detectives is sup­ good books, has been speaking to
plied from that portion ol socie y the generations or men not only for
which is composed of natural bo. n i their instruction, but even more for
their delight. E. A Birge.
sneaks.
As a horrible example we consider
it our duty to hold up to public
scorn the pernicious activity of the
Bandon flea.
Lite is a battle, whether in the
pulpit or the prize ring; but the top
notch prize fighter seems to lope
ofi with most of the money.
By OSCAR COX
(.’lass
Bandon
Power Co.
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Lamps, Batteries, Fixtures, Bells
and General Electrical Supplies
Office, Oakes Building.
Hours, 8 to 5.
made Homestead Entry Serial, No. 0441 3, for,
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•alary la adsau**’’
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ALL KINDS OF
<•
GRAINS
AND THE
Lilly and Portland Seed Co’s
FERTILIZERS
CENTRAL FEED CO., Phone 142.
Equipped with Wireless
e
Sails from Portland Tuesday*
Sail* from Coo* Bay Saturday*
Confirm Sailing* Through M F SHOEMAKER, Agent Banden
Phone 142
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DR. B. K LEACH
BANDON,
OREGON
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