----- -------------- -- -------------------------------------------------------- ———— __________________________________________________________ i ! Semi-Weekly Bandon Recorder, April 21, 1913 Death Through a Tarantula. GEO. W. MOORE LUMBER CO. If Y () U R T IMF 1 S WORTH ANYTHING YOU WILL APPRE­ CIATE our PROMPT SERVICE. 0E0. W. MOORE EUMBER CO. S. S. ELIZABETH Large Two Berth Outaide State Rooms with Running Water Eight Day Service Between the Coquille River and San Francisco First Class Passenger Fare, $7.50 Freight Rates. $3 on Up Freight Reservation*. Fuhrman’* Pharmacy, Coquille; Perkin*’, Myrtle Point E. & E. T. Kruse, owners and nanagers, 24 California St., San Francisco. J. E. Walstrom, Agent, Bandon. Page 3 Coughs and Consumption^] Real Estate. Rentals, Insur= One of the quickest mid most com­ Coughs ami colds, when begleit d ance and Notary Public plete mi l Ju tillable killings that ever always lead to serums trouble of „tile I saw il ie .ilsiut through a turantulu. The wisest thing to do It was at a mine camp in the old days, lungs. -uni thcemnp bully had a tarantula Im­ wh n you have a cold that troubles paled on a stick A man newly arrived you is to get a bottle of Dr. King’s from the east Mood gazing, fascinated By RYLAND BELL with hoi ror, nt the squirming reptile, New Discovtry. You will get re­ working ils black fangs in the effort lief from the first dose, and finally For some time after the democratic , to reach something that It could fasten the cough will disappear. O, II. them into Suddenly, without warning, uprising of 1848, which occurred all Brown, of Muscadine, Ala., writes. tlie bully thrust tlie tarantula straight over Euro|>e, the government» of tier into tlie tenderfoot’s face. Ills whisk­ “My wile was down in bed with an uiauy ami Austria, which had been ers saved him from tlie fangs, lint he obstinate cough, and 1 honestly be­ very nearly overturned by revolution, let out a yell as if lie had actually been kept a strict record of strangers pass bitten and Jumped back, I fully be­ lieve had it not been for Dr. King's Ing through their domains. Not that lie» e. ten feet. Then, as the fellow New Discovery, she would not be tourists are today ignored, lint the came poking tlie tarantula toward him living to day." Known for forty- methods are not now so obtrusive as again, tlie tenderfoot drew his revolver three years as the best remedy for and turned loose on his tormentor. His they were then. Price 50c and In 1852 William Starkweather of Al­ first shot would have tieen enough, as coughs and colds. bany. N. V, while in Berlin was fol­ it went straight through the fellow's St.oo. Recommended by all drug- | lowed about l'.v a num who was un­ body, blit the tenderfoot had his ex­ gists. doubtedly a spy of the government- citement to work off, and he never Ten years later lie had occasion to stopped sliootlng until Ills revolver bail imdred Pains in the Stomach. again visit Berlin. 11c remembered bls been emptied and tlie man witli tlie years the is.:; - rire If you continually complain of previous experience and wondered If tarantula was a sieve. "Served him It would be repeated. lie saw nothing, right." was (lie verdict of the coroner's pains in the stcmace, your liver or <.t< has however, to excite Ills suspicions till he Jury, anil tlie ease never went to court j yout kidneys are out of order. Neg­ i was leaving the city, lie stepped Into for 1 rial been climbing tlv . n ■ nee lect may lead to dropsy, kidney n compartment of a coach each eom Why Chinese Shops Are Small. partment was sepnrah^l from „ “ oth trouble, diabetes or Bright’s disease, ladder until to-day it stands at Tlie avenige Chinese shop of any er.s at that time in which tli-'re was rhousands recommend Electric Bit­ the top. ', In the volume of fire no other passenger Just before tlm kind In Tientsin mid Peking is a one ters as the very best stomach and story building without doors or win train started a one eyed man carrying a valise entered the compartment and dews to Hie street. The entire front is kidney medicine made. H. T. protection it gives the American as he did so eyed Mr Stark weather closed by shutters at night. In tlie Alston, of Raleigh, N. C,, who people it stands above eve.y day time (lie shutters are removed. sharply. “Here lie is," thought the American. These slurps are fourleeii to sixteen suffered with pain in the stomach ! other fire insurance* company. “He inis but one eye, but for spying feet wide on tlie street, mid tlie room and back, writes: “My kidneys I -I ' Is not deeper than tills. Three or four piirp.ises it is quite ns good as two." ^hen^you need lire insurance were deranged and my liver did net The man took a seat as far away feet b-’.k from th>‘ front n counter 1 suflered much, but ! from Stark wen tiler ns possible, and in­ runs, behind which Hiere is shelving. work right. E. E. OAKE5. stead of putting his valise in the rack The storerooms lire not deeper because Electric Bitters was recommended overhead placed it in the seat .beside of tin- peculiar arrangement of Chinese and I improved from the Inst dose. houses. 'Ilie typical Chinese house is him. It Starkweather reached a satchel from only one story in height mid Is built I now feel like a new man.’’ the ruck, took out a book and began to on all four sides of a square courtyard. will improve you, too. Only 50c read. He had perused several pages If more room is needed there Is a see and $1 on. Contractors and Recommended by all when, looking aside, lie saw the single end courtyard in the rear with a coni Builders eye -the eye of the government lie munleating door, and so on. The yn- druggists. mens or ollicial residences of tlie va called it—looking at him. Why He Was Late. As Starkweather looked up the man riolis Chinese otlicials of Tientsin are Estimates Furnished “What made you so late?’’ put liis hnnd on the valise beside nil erected in tills way one courtyard him, and, since ills expression indient after another surrounded by buildings Phone 'M2 ' I met Smithson.’’ ed that lie was ready to fight if neces all opeuing into the court. “ Well, that is no reason why you sary, the American thought that ho should be an hour late getting home was Intending to open the valise and Opals and III Luck. take out a brace of pistols. Stark­ Many people regard tlie opal as an to supper.” weather, who kept what money lie omen of ill luck, and tlie following GENERAL “I know, lull I asked him how he had with him in his right hip pocket, will show how this superstition arose. BLACKSMITHING involuntarily put his hand there. The Two or three centuries ago tlie stone was feeling, and he insisted on tell­ man started and put his own hand to was very popular in Europe, ami the ing me about his stomach trouble.” Horseshoeing a Specialty his hip. keeping that single eye of his Jewelers of Italy were especially cun “Did you tell him to take Guam on liis fellow passenger. Starkweath­ nlng in its setting. At tlie height of In Diifort er, inferring that the man supposed lie popularity came tlie plague which Berlin’s Tablets!” Ave. he had reached for a pistol, withdrew wrought great havoc in Venice. It was “Sure, that is what he needs." his hand in n way to avoid, so far as noticed by some observant persons ill Sold by C. Y. Lowe. possible, giving that appearance. Nev that city that when a victim was on ertheless lie dreaded lest the num, ex­ tlie point of death his opal. If lie wore Big Surprise to Many in pecting that lie would draw a weapon, one, brightened, while after death it should do so quicker than he and send became dull Tin1 reason of tills was Bandon. a bullet crashing through his bruin. tlie heightened fever made tlie stone Local people are surprised al the Do you want pure drugs and However, when the other saw ills emp­ become hot, and consequently very ty hand he. too, withdrew his own and brilliant, while after dentil the- chill quick results received from simple drug sundries, fine perfumes, nml damp of tlie body dulled it. It was buckthorn bark, glycerine, etc. as without anything in it. hair brushes and toilet arti By this time Starkweatiler, lining however declared by many that it mixed in Adler-i ka. the German cles? If so, call on alone in a compartment with n man brought death and misfortune to their whom lie believed had been sent by door, and as this superstition spread appendicitis remedy. C. Y. Lowe the police to watch him and shoot him tlie sale of opals decreased, nml to lids states that this simple remedy an- Bandon, Oregon down if he attempted to piny any des day people believe that tlie lieautiful tisepticizes the digestive system and perate game, considered it quite time stone brings ill luck. draws oil the impurities so thorough­ to disabuse his antagonist of bis sup­ Scot Free. ly that a sihgle dose relieves sour Saturdays at Lorenz’ Store position as to Ills character. Fortu The expression "scot free,” which is stomach, gas on the stomach and uately lie spoke German very well mid thus addressed the one eyed num in In use every day, barks back to the times of Scottish romance and tragedy constipation instantly. that language: Kryptocks, the Most Perfect Lonses "Since you seem to lie interested in so luminously described by Sir Walter Made me, sir, I take it that you think me a Scott in "The Antiquary” and “Itob Drive away Sick Headaches revolutionist I assure you (lint 1 have Boy.” In these stirring tales wo are Sick headache, sour gassy stom ­ no interest in tills country whatever. told of one form of Scottish trials giv­ I am a citizen of the city of Albany, in en certain offenders of Justice. He ach. indigestion, biliousness disap­ the state of New York, In the United who Imd broken tlie law was divested pear quickly after you lake Dr. States of America I beg you, there­ of all of Ills clothing and placed at King’s New Life Pills. T!iey purify fore, to cense your attentions and let. a certain distance from archers who bad bows mid arrows ready, waiting the blood anil put new life and vigor me alone.” This brief speech seemed to have h tlie command, "Fire!" When the com­ into the system. Try them and you I lie Leading Contractors contrary effect on the one eyed man mand was given the mull under indict­ will be well satisfied. Every pill to what was expected. He glared nt ment would begin running and the and Builders Starkweather, clutching Ills valise in arclieiw would commence firing, and helps; every box guaranteed. Price if In running this gantlet none of the one hnnd, while Im kept the other un­ 25c. Recommended by. der ills coat In tile region of Ills hip. arrows Idt him ho was allowed to go When Starkweather had finished he scot free. We fumtkh plans and spt 1 For Burns, Bruises and Sores made no reply, but looked «bout ap­ The quickest and surest cure for heat ions and it you are go­ An Unusual Request. parently for some means of stopping A large, determined looking woman, burns, bruises boils, sores, inllaina the train Starkweather lost patience ing to build anything, no with tile fellow mid, forgetting to undeniably from I lie country, entered lion and all skin diseases is Buck matter how large or how apeak in German, blurted out in first the elevator in a well known New leu’s Arnica Salve. In four days it York dry goods establishment. She rate American: cured L. II. Hallin, of Iredell, Tex small, we can save. n "What in thunder is the matter with was carried up and down the elevator as., of a sore on his ankle which several trips, but showed no diaposi- money. Let us figure on you?” pained him so he could hardly walk. "What in thunder Is the matter with tioli to get out nt any department your building, Should be in every house. Only Finally the man in charge ventured you?" was the reply in the same Inn 25c. Recommended by all drug ­ ____________ 11 to address her: gunge. “Where do wish to go niadmn?” gists. "You understand English?” "Lei me out ns near Madison Square "Of course 1 do. I don't understand Garden as ye can,” came the unexpect- You will look a good while be anything else.” “Not what 1 said to you just now in ed response.— Ilellneator. fore you find a better medicine for German?” coughsand colds than Chamberlain's "No. Who are you?” Not Well Posted. "I’m William Starkweather of Al She There's always a crowd round Gough Remedy. It not only giv-s the dear old professor, lie's such a | relisf it cures. hany, N. Y., U. S. A.” Try it when you wonderful conversationalist. He— "Then you know me mid have my ne Izir'! You really think so? I tried have a cough or cold, and you are cret." 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