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Second-CittHS Matter.
July
Cautas
Bartholdi's Egotism.
An old friend ot Mme. Stelnhell's
husband was Bartholdi, the sculptor ot
the colossal “IJbcrty Enlightening the
World." Although a man ot keen In­
tellect and much originality ot thought,
Bartholdi's egotism wits ns colossal as
Ills statue. Once Mme Stelntiell met
him at the "Institut.”
He wore the
given uniform and sword ot 11 mem­
ber. and Ills breast glittered with or­
ders.
"You see tills little thing here?"
lie said
“There are hut three Euro­
peans who have the right to wear lb—
one emperor, one king nml myself
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don't attach the slightest Importance
to It." Ot the statue In New York
harlair he said. "The Americans be­
lieve that It Is l.lberty that Illuminates
the world, but In reality It is my gen­
ius.“— Book man.
Scared and Knew It.
A soltiler under Ills first Dre was
charging with the rest ot his regiment
up the heights ot Vicksburg, but so
■cared be looked like n ghost. A com
rade next to lilm was unafraid anti
even smiled at the torrents ot grill»
shot that swept the ranks. The <•<>111
rade. noticing his friend's plight, turn
ed to him ami said with n sneer:
“Coward!"
the
“Coward
yourself,"
retorted
frightened soldier. "Old man. If you
were one-tenth as scared ns I nut you'd
have broken ranks mid ruu long ago."
—Kansas city Journal.
The One He Caught.
One day ninny years ago the tele­
phone In the otilce of the chief of un­
lice rang.
Chief Speers answered.
The call was from a new policeman
on tlie Union avenue boat. lit* said.
"A num Ims been roblssl down here,
and I've got one of thlm "
"Which one have you?" asked the
chief.
The reply came back. "The man that
was robbed!"- Argonaut.
1912
FOR THE CHILDREN
EAHTHQUAKES.
That Conspire to Rend th«
Earth’s Crust Asunder,
Until recently all earthquake shocks
were attributed to volcanic mnnifesta-
tiona. But often the earth Is agitated
in regions w’bere there are no vol­
canoes. Hence the belief has arisen
that earthquakes may arise independ­
ently of volcanic action
Very often,
again, when voleunoes are in eruption
there are no earthquakes.
Subterranean eave-ins are often the
cause of earthquakes. They are tiiecou
sequences ot the action of subterranean
water. When water runs through lime­
stone it carves our grottoes and ter­
races or galleries. When lu its under­
ground run it comes in contact with
gypsum or rock salt it dissolves these
substances, and thus vacuums are form­
ed In the depths of the earth. When
the water has worn the earth thin tbe
earth gives way. and the subterranean
eave-in shakes the regions above it. In
well worked coal mines great hollows
are made which produce similar re­
sults.
The layers forming flic solid en­
velope of the earth are neither homo­
geneous nor
regularly distributed.
Limestone lifts granite, and relatively
recent rocks overlie ancient masses
Limestone nml schist lie together like
folded cloth. Layers ot the same age
are separated by abrupt gnfis and
breaks by the debris cast out ou either
side.
The crust of the earth has been com
pared to marquetry composed of many
parts willed must have been joined,
broken and joined again many times.
Its component parts ate unstable; their
movements nre stHI In progress; they
shift, and possibly their sudden shift­
ing cutises tile upper crust to tremble.
The best evidence in favor of this ex­
planation Is that tbe great earthquakes
have devastated countries where the
geological layers show traces ot cave-
ins and slips, in Japan an earthquake
raised the ground about twenty-one
feet, and the rise ran for a distance of
112 kilometers.
An earthquake tn
Alaska occurring tn 1899 raised the
coast for a long distance. Earthquakes
are limited to two zones. One embraces
Himalaya. Asia Minor, the coasts ot
the Adriatic. Italy, the Alps, the Pyre­
nees, Algeria. Andalusia and southern
Portugal; the other -zone comprises the
two coHats ot tile i’acifle ocean. The
majority of earthquakes have been pro­
duced In the first zone.—Harper’s
Weekly.
19,
The Little Red Hen.
A Bumper Crop.
At Least He Hesitated.
Uncle nirtttn came through his neigh­
bor's barnyard on his way home nriri
stopped to ask the hired until if crop«
were good.
"Massa, sab." was the answer, "we
had ao much dat we put what we could
out of doors, aud tbe rest we put in de
barn.”—Judge.
A group of St. Louis men were dls-
cnsslnir a banker lu tbut city who has
tbe reputation of hard bargaining. close
fisted ties» nnd who Invariably gets his
pound of flesh
"Ob. well." said a man present who
hadn’t taken part in the general bam*
tuerfesL “be Isn't so bad. 1 went In
to see him tbe other day to get a loan
of $10.000, and be treated me very
courteously.”
"Did be lend yon tbe money?"
“No. be didn't lend It to me. but he
hesitated liefore he refused.**—Satur­
day Evening I’ost.
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"The Cynosure of Neighboring Eyes.”
"Vou never see n lot of women star­
ing at a man." said the striking blond
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lady.
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"Vou don't, eh!" replied Mr. Groweh-
er. “Von ought to notice what hap­
pens to a man wlm keel» his sent In a
crowded street cur "—Washington Star
Unpardonable Offense.
"My rival Is a wicked man?”
The candidate exclaimed
Quntli we. "Then tell uh it vou can
Why thus he should lie blamed."
••Because.■' he cried. "In me vou see
A rwiragon complete!
Yet hl« fell purpose seems lo be
To vend me to defeat!”
The little red hen was in the fnrra-
yard with her chickens when she
found a grain of wheat.
“Who will plant this grain of wheat?"
The Critic.
she said.
“Scraggs borrow» tn.v paper every
“Not 1.” said the goose.
morning '*
•‘Not 1." said tbe duck.
"5 es?“
“I will, then.” said the little red hen.
"TUN morning he told me In a bitter
So the grain of whet was planted
manlier that l>s politics are nil wrong
■nd very soon began to grow.
und timt I’ enrrie« too milch advertís
When the wheat was ripe she said:
"Who will take this wheat to the tng.”~<'levelniirl Plain Denier
:nlll?”
"Not I." said the goose.
Bobby’s Preference.
“Not 1," said the duck.
Neighbor Hobby. I hear .vou have a
"1 will, tlien.” said the little red hen. new brother nt your house
How do
and she took the wheat to the mill.
you sfreak of Him —"hoy baby" or
So the wheat was ground into flour, I “baby troy?" Which Is correct?
and very soon the time came to make
Bobby rwlth a snortt- Neither one! I
bread.
wanted a girli—L'liieitgo Tribune.
“Who will knead the bread?"
“Not I," said the goose.
Leap Year.
“Not 1.” said the duck.
An enterprising girl proposed
“I will, then.” said the little red hen
Her luck wfis rnltier bud
It »eem». forsootli, the tim'd youth
When the bread was baked the ques­
Referred her to Ills dad
tion arose:
— Pittsburg Press
“Who will ent the bread?”
“I will." snlrl the goose.
Not His Fault.
"I will." said the duck.
Owner—How did you come t<> pune
“Not much!" said the little red hen.
turn the tire?
“I shall do it myself. Cluck, cluck!"
Chauffeur—linn over ti milk bottle
And the little red hen had a feast
Owner—Didn’t you se<» it In time?
which site rightly deserved.—Philadel­
ChniifTenr—No: the kid bad It unrler
phia I.erlgcr
his rout.— London Opinion.
He's stronger than the rooster
«When lie sets out to crow;
He’s sadder than the screech owl
When he tells a tale of woe;
He's sweeter than the cut bird
With his repertory great.
There Is no bird you ever heard
That cun beat the candidate
— Washington Star
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His Uncle’s Medals.
Micky Bryan and Patsy Kelly
teen svhnoliniltes together, but they
find drifted apart In Illi'. They met
»tie (lay. and the conversation turned
on athletics.
"Did you Ivlr meet my brother?"
asked Pat. "He has Just won a gold
medal in a Marathon race.”
"Bednd." replied Mike.
"Sure, an
thot’a folne!
But did I Ivlr tell ye
about my uncle nt Ballyclnna?"
"I don't remember," replied Put.
"Well.” snltl Mike, “lie's got it gold
medal for five miles, an' one for ten
miles, two sets of carvers tor cycling
a silver medal for swimming, two cups
for wrestling an' badges tor boxing
an' rowing."
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"Begorra." said Pat. "he must have
bin a wonderful athlete. Indatle!"
"Shore, an' he's no athlete nt all-nt
all." enme the reply. "He kapes the
pawnshop!**—St. l.ouis I’ost Dispatch
Modern Maud.
Maud Muller on a summer night
Turned down the only porlor light.
When he hnd gon» Maud gave n laugh
And then turned off the dictagraph
—Milwaukee Sentinel.
Saw Through Their Scheme.
In
recent eha'tlon in n little town
of northwest Arkansas one of the can
didates for city marshal received only
five votes out of some 500 cast
He
took his defeat very much to lieitrt
and had many bitter things to say of
the political ring that he claimed bad
brought about his defeat.
To n friend who was sympathizing
wttb him he unburdened himself
"They think I ain’t oil to their little
game," said he
"But 1 know why
they worked and voted against me
They didn't wnttt me to be city mar-
a ha I. That's w hy.”—Kansas City Star
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Which Did They Do?
“Shall we call on our congressmen
In a hotly or Individually?"
"1 figure it this way: If we call in
a body he'll just make us a speech.”
••Well?*’
"But If we call Individually he'll
have to take each out to lunch."—Lou­
isville Courier-Journal.
There is hiv«, anti there tn jnatlc*.
Juatlce I» for cr.eaelt; love 1» for oth­
ers.—B- U Btev-ttece.
If your glove should drop on the floor
Or the dusty pave of the city
There'll be divers for It ft*lor«
If you are a «ttrl—and pretty.
—Denver Republican.
Thinneee Accounted For.
Barber-Your hair 1« getting very
thin. Mr.
Customer—Yea; 1 treated it for two
week« wttb an anti-fat thluklng it was
hair reatorwr.—Hoatou Tranacrlpt
Lewah Tribe No. 48, Imp. O. R M.
w. o. w.
Keep the logs rolling boys I
SEASIDE CAMP NO. 212.
WOODMEN OF I HE W ORLD.
Meets First and Ihird Thuisdays.
Vi.iting
Neighbors welcomed.
C. M. Gage, C. C.
H. E. Boak, Secretary
Bandon Drug Co.’s
g ANDON
LODGE, No. 130 A. F. & A
M, Stated communication* first Saturday
Store
after the full moon of each month.
Special
M hmou I c .
Usually
•lack—Hello. Fred: Had your hnir
cut? Fred—Yes. old fellow. I found
n place where they cut your hair while
A bar
you wait Jack—That's good
tier's shop is usually a place where
they cut some other man's hair while
you wait.
communications second Saturday thereafter.
/Ml Master ¡Masons cordially invited.
W. L. Graine, W. M
Phil Pearson, Secretary
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The Likeness.
Mrs Newed — I suppose now we have
disimreed you nre comparing this to
you! old home. Mr. Newed —Exactly.
This is just like the rows mother list'd
to make. — Baltimore American.
Eastern Star
0CC1DENTAL CH/\PTER, No. 45, O.
E. S., meets Saturday evening before and
after stated communication of Masonic Lodge
Visiting members cordially invited to attend.
Louise M. Boyle, W. M
Merta Mehl, Secretary.
A Great
Clubbing Offer
Their Happiness.
"How about that newly married deaf
mute couple next door to you ? Do they
seem happy?”
"Unspeakably.”— Boston Transcript
In a Department Store.
Floorwalker—Something I can do for
you. sir? Nervous Gentleman—I have
lost my wife. Floorwalker—Mourning
goods on third floor.—Life.
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attend.
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B. N. Barrington K. of R. S.
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Ever Notice It?
If your bat should blow off and roll
Away from you just let it.
Stand where you are; some willing eoul
Will chase around and get It
—Cincinnati Enquirer.
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JMrEETS F irst and Thud Tuesdays of each
—month al filh run at the Bandon Wig­
wam. Sojourning Chiefs in good standing are
cordially invited to attend.
A. J. Hartman.
J. C. Shrilds,
C. ot R.
Sachem.
Perfectly Reliable
The judge, beside her. whispered things
Of wedding bell» and diamond ring«
Ito upokft I i I b love In burning phrase
And acted foolish forty ways
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Lodges are requested to notify this
inis office
onice
on election of officers and on ci hange of •'
thia head 1
meeting night. Cauls under this
are 75c per tnch per month.
Is an association of nearly
10,1)00 Retail Druggists in
the United States. The
preparations the\ make are
Purest and Best and
“What's come over Wombat? I saw
him scooting op I’enn avenue a little
while ago. nml he couldn’t stop for a
word.”
"Yes: he's working like a horse these
days."
"But he used to be rather lazy, Why
rhe change?"
“He's under n new management.
His latest wife needs a lot of expen­
sive thingsPittsburgh Post.
Solid Ivory.
••Yes." confessed Mr. Dorkin«. "It
serves me right. I engaged the man
to move our goods, und 1 forgot to ask
him how much lie was going to charge
me for the job. if ever I do «itch n
thing ngnln. Maria, you can nave my
trend for it football.”
"It would be n good deal more profit­
able, John." said Mrs. Dorkins. "to cut
It tip into billiard ball«.” — Chicago
Tribune.
The A. D. S.
New Management.
The Soloist.
Rooster In the morning;
Screech owl In the night;
Catbird sweetly warbling
When the sun Is shining bright.
Some of them snug loudly.
Some of them sang small,
But since the candidate came round
None of them sings at all.
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