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Bandon Recorder
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Poultry Raising a Success.
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Published Every Tuesday and Friday by the
Fred Hollister is making quite a
success of the poultry business, and
as a result of lots of patience and
C. E. KOPF
L. J. BUTTERFIELD
study is marketing a crate of eggs
Subscription, ?! 50 par Yenr in Advance. Advertising Rates Made
ever) third or fourth day. At pres-
Known on Application. Job Printing a Specially
ent he supplies the Hotel Chandler
Entered at the Knndou Fostoftiee hh Second Clase Matter.
with eggs and is getting the high
price of 70c per dozen.
TUESDAY...
...December 26. 19t 1
Fred stated Monday that he had
shipped the second case since the
first of the month, wh ch reminded
food.
Fun With the Editor.
us
of the old time tactics the farmers
“If the editor takes two successive
back
home employed to swell crop
days off in fishing, his patrons call
H. L. Rann, of the Manchester him a loafer and take their job work yields. The farmer who raised the
Press, last year before the Upper to the other office If he works until most bushels of wheat to the acie
Iowa Ediorial Association, estab- he is bowed over like a fat man with was distinguished as such and <>f
hshed his reputation as a humorist cramps people say he is too stingy course an attempt was made to see
thus:
to hire extra help. If hecontributes who could raise the most. One of
“I am here t > say that the man $2.00 to the W. C. T. U. and wears the schemes resorted to was to movtf
who own- s eighty acies of Iowa land a boiled shirt on Sunday, the banks I all the grain cut from a field and
w ho lias i brains enough to till it, call in his notes with a noise like a place it in shocks on one acre
makes the lot of country newspaper wooden-legged man falling on a tin When this was gathered and threshed
men look like the last's.id I remnants loof, and if he refuses to dig up for the acre containing these shocks was
ot a I)utch him li. The farmer
I
has the Woman's Relief Corps supper measured and the result announced
all
aiound.
fie
is
as he is branded as a miser and avoid thiough the local papers that farmer
tl t best of it
independent as the American Ex- ed as if he bad the hives. The far Jones reported a yield of 50 bushels
press Company. He doesn't have | mer can look every man in the face of wheat, while the next report from
to write a soulful obituary over the I and tell him to go where there is no his nearby but more honest neighbor
i<mains ol -ome peak-headed bloke premium on coal slack, and if the would be 25 to 34 per acre So
who caved Lis wiles ribs in with a printer informs a man who tries to with Fred; he announces on the
grub stake and kept on display an beat him out of four year's sub-crip fourth of the month that he has mar­
exhibit ot < lit plug pruianity that tion that he is sc- crooked that lie keted the second crate of eggs this
would make the efforts oi a steam­ couldn’t go to sleep in a round-house month, when very likely he has
boat mate sound like a meeting of he is liable to be reduced to the con­ been saving eggs since the middle of
last month just to make a showing.
the Epworth league. He doesn't sistency of a cornstarch pudding.
—
have to go into raptures over the
“In view of these facts, why is the i Coos Bay Harbor.
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beauty of an open-faced bride with a profession ovetcrowded? There are
cast of countenance' that would blow sever »1 reasons. One is that man is Where the Locality Does Not count
out the gas, and he can say what he a vain man and is never happier than
Wherever there are people suf­
dum pleases about a candidate for when he is yapping in linotype fering from kidney and bladder ail­
congress, something no newspaper slugs. Many a nun would rather ments, from backache, rheumatism
man ever dared to do unless he had dispense fourteen columns of crooked and urinary irregularities, Foiey
just lost the pustortice. The farmer rhetoric and reformed spelling once Kidney Pills will help them, •‘Bel­
isn't required to lie until his back a week and live on ossified liver and videre. 111., A. E. Kelley, an ex-
teeth tall out, about the sterling iced tea, than shave the warts off a engineer, says: “Three years ago
manhood of a groom with ears like calf's head and hold a pail for a my kidneys became so bad that I
a cauliflower plant, and the brain of sucking calf, even though he can fill was compelled to give up my engine
a shoal, lie doesn't have to run a up on green corn and side pork and quit. There was a severe ach­
piano contest for the most beautiful until he wheezes like an accordion ing pain over the hips, followed by
young lady in the community, mak< w ith the asthma. There are others, an inflammation of the bladder, and
everybody sore about the winner, including a fair sprinkling of jack-leg always a thick sediment. Foley
and then print a seventy-five cent lawyers and ham-stiung school Kidney Pills made me a sound and
halt tone of the beauty that looks teachers, who have imbibed the no well man. I cannot say too much
like a tintype ol grandma at the age tion that the editor’s life is softer 111 their praise." For sale by Ban­
thirteen. There is nothing in the than the head of a two-ply sport don D rug Co.
farmer's curriculum that obliges him These rush in with a $90 outfit and
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to paint the local soprano as a herv- 1 wind pressure that would blister
It’s good to have money and
en sent songster, when in fact she the lining out of .a steel range and things that money can buy; but it’s
has a voice that would make a fill a long felt want with the grace good, too, to check up once in a
guinea hen weep. He isn't called and abandon of a hate lipped girl at while and make sure you haven’t
upon to paint the virtues of a promi­ a beauty show. Nothing ever drives lost the things that money can’t buy.
nent citizen who earned his money these startlings out of the profession
George Horace Lorimer.
by collecting notes with a draw except sudden death or the sheriff.
shave and who would have an attack Then there are those misguided am­
Ends Winter’s Troubles
of heart failure it suddenly separated bitious politicians who believe that
To many, winter is a season oi
Irani two bits of real money.
the easiest way to clasp a fat office trouble. The frost-bitten toes and
‘‘The farmer can stand on the to your bosom is to become the edi­ fingers, chapped hands and lips,
street cortter and roar about small tor of a newspaper. These usually chilblains, cold-sores, red and rough
pox in town until I Ins w hiskers curl ' fade away like a goat on a string skins, prove this. But such troubles
up like a lean man w ith the wind < bean diet, carrying through life a tly before Bncklen’s Arnica Salve,
colic, and it the newspaper man look of hopeless sorrow and remorse A trial convinces. Greatest healer
runs a three-line item to the same that would wring the tears from a of Burns, Boils, Piles, Cuts, Sores,
Bruises, Eczema and Sprains. Only I
effect his advertisers will land on porcelain egg.
“
If
the
newspaper
man
knew
the
25c
at All Druggists.
him and make him resemble a
joys
and
independence
of
the
far
­
crushed fruit salad, If the printer
California has attained second
opens his head about the presence mer’s life, he would kick himself up
to
a
peak
until
he
looked
like
a
rat
­
place
among the states in the devel
ot slut machines, penny ante and
tailed
file
f
ir
continuing
to
make
opment
of water power, ranking
holes in tire-wall, every candidate
he supports at the pnmary election I himself the door mat of the stiff next to New York.
'Aill haw about as much show of necked and ungodly community.
nomination as a lyie-legged man in Gentle communion with the kine is
Lightning Kills Few
a hurdle race. The farmer can sit | far better than animated converse
In 1906 lightning killed only 169 |
on his porch and I.unbast the board with an irate subscriber with fists like l>eople in this whole country. One's I
of supervisors from siippei to break i premium ham .»ml the di-position chances of death by lightning are:
fast, and il the newspapei man jars of a hyena. Let us reform, breth­ less than two in a million. Thej
a board off the feme in that direc­ ren, anil gel close to nature's heart chance of death from liver, kidney
tion Ins appeal lor the county print with a three titled pitchfork and a or stomach trouble is vastly greater,
ing will be about as effective aa a sell-feeding manure spreader. We but not if Electric Bitters be used,
will live longer, or at any rat • it will as Robert Madsen, of West Burling
live broil with tob.iseo sauce.
seem
longer, as the married man ton, la., proved. Four doctors gave
h express his
•'The
said,
and
if the worst comes to hiinupafty eight mouths of suffer
opinion
new Methodist
worst,
we
can
live on rutabagas and ing from virulent liver trouble and
preacher
d loud voice,
rock
salt,
which,
we have no doubt, vellow jaundice. He was then com­
- and if the
on the
is
an
improvement
over our custom­ pletely cured by Electric Bitters.
printer Venturis to express the view
Then
ary
diet.
Then
Back
to the Soil' They're the best stomach, liver,
that tlie preacher ought to be chas
will
be
the
pass-word
and
nerve and kidney remedy and blood
ing a currycomb over a milk cow
Boss'
the
grand
hailing
sign
ot
purifier
on earth. Only 50c at All
instead of filling a l.irge loom with
I
tress.
”
Druggists.
thin ozone and misinformation, he I
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« ill lose subscribers so fast that he
While 22,546 American patents
won t have the circulation of a cold-,
storage egg. The fanner lines not , This is the verdict of R. |. How- expired in the fiscal year that ended
have to impress .1 chaste kiss on the ell, Tracey, O., who bought Foley's last June, 34,428 were granted.
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list nose ot Ins foreman in ordei 1 Honey and Tar Compound for his
keep him from getting drunk on ; wife. “Her ease was the worst I
A Terrible Blunder
. less day, neilhct doe- he have to hive ever seen, and looked like a t<» neglect liver trouble Never do
Take Dr. King's New Life Pills
K“« soinelnidv to go "n Ins note ; sine case olconsumption. Her lungs it
v* ¡trit the 'devil' carelessly feed.» a were sore and she coughed almost I on the first sign of constipation, ■
p ur »a jape tongs through the evl- incessantly and het voice was hoarse biliousness or inactive bowels and
irri'-r
s". or the rats chew the and weak Foley’s Honey and Tar prevent virulent indigestion, jaun
Im ig off a new set ot rollers. There Compound brought relief at once dice or gall stones. They regulate
ia n > Dw which compels him to till ' and less than three bottles effected a liver, stomach and bowels and build
lour culurntis ol space with a clogged complete cure." For sale by Ban­ up your health. Only 25c at All
I truggista.
think tank and a stickful of brain- dau Drug Co.
Recorder Fvtioisiiing Company.'
W. E. Steinhoff
Lodge and Professional
Directory
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The Harness Man
Lodges are requested to notify f mis
this onice
office a
of T
on election of officers and on < change
*
meeting night. Cards under this head £
are 75c per inch per month.
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I am prepared to wash and
oil you harness with Neat=
foot oil and make it look as
good as new.
Lewah Tribe No. 48, Imp. O. R. M.
EETS First and Thud Tuesdays of each
month al 8th run al the Bandon Wig­
wam. Sojourning Chiefs in good standing are
cordially invited to attend.
i A. J. Hartman,
J. C. Shedd.,
C. of R.
Sachem.
w. O. w.
Keep the logs rolling boys I
SEASIDE CAMP NO. 212,
WOODMEN OF THE WORLD,]
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Meets First and Third
Neighbors welcomed.
BREAD SERVED Ohl NEW YEAR
Thursdays.
V isiling
Wm. N. McKay, C. C.
H. E. Boak, Secretary
Should be the best,
Don't
Masonic,
bother with home baking, You
g
ANDON LODGE, No, 130 A. F. ôc A
can come here and be abso­
M, Stated communications first Saturday
lutely sure of good bread, after the full moon of each month. Special
second
Saturday
thereafter.
cakes and pies. Bread that communication.»
All Master Masons cordially invited.
cuts up fine for sandwiches,
W. E. Crame. W. M
cakes that melt in the mouth, Phil Pearson, Secretary
pies that make a dyspeptic for­
Eastern Star
get his diet rules.
Better ! QCCIDENTAL CHAPTER. No. 45, O.
order what you want now. I
E. S., meets Saturday evening before and
That will settle your New Year • after stated communication of Masonic Lodge.
I Visiting members cordially invited to attend.
baking worries.
Anna L. Gaine, W. M.
Merta Mehl, Secretary.
BANDON BAKERY “The Taste Tells”
I. O. O. F
gANDON LODGE. No. 133, I. O. O. F.
meets every Wednesday evening. Visiting
brothers in good standing cordially invited.
Chas. P. Still, N. G.
A. J. Hartman, Secretary
KnightR of Pythias
D elphi lodge , no . m ,
Knight» of
Pythias. Meets every Monday evening
at Knights hall. Visiting knights invited to
»«end.
J. C. Shields. C. C
B. N. Harrington K. of R. S.
Saturdays at Hotel Gailier
M. G. POHL, Optometerist
PROMPT DELIVERY TO ANY
Well Recommended by
Patrons
PART OF THE CITY
C. K. WADE
Attorney at JDs.w
Agent Pacific
Courteous 7 reatment and Cleanliness
Office Bank
Surely Company.
of Bandon Bldg.
Phone 102, Bandon, Oregan
l»K. K. W. KOSNITKK
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
Our Motto
BANDON
OREGON
Office and residence in Panter residence property
next door to Bijou Theatre
nr" DR SMITH J. MANN
S. S. B rooklyn
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
OFFICE IN PANTER BUILDING
Office Hours 9 to 12—1 to 5
.
BANDON,
Newly Remodeled, Modern Equipment Throughout
Carries Passengers and Freight
.
OREGON
Dr. H. L. Houston
PHYSICIAN & SUHGk'uN
First Class Passage Fare. >7.50. Freight per Ton, $3.00. Makes
Regular Eight Day Trips bet ween San Fiancisco and Bandon.
Office over Drue Store. Hours, 9 to 12
a.m. 1:30 to 4, p.m. ; 7 to 8 in the evening.
Night calls answered from ottioe.
SUDDEN X CHRISTENSEN, Owners and Operators
San Francisco, Calif.
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BANDON,
Dr. L.
J. E. WALSTROM. Agent, Bandon, Ore.
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OKEUON
Sorensen
DENTIST
BRI
Office Over Vienna Cafe
Telephone at Office and Home.
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bANDON
_o.
Bandon Iron Works
Consolidated with Sherrard Machine Works
OREGON
T.
TKEABUOI.lt
ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR
AT - LAW.
I
NOTARY PUBLIC
Bandon,
Oregon.
| Office With Bandon Investment Co
and Rogers’ Foundry
3Dr. H-
Brown,
Resident Dentist.
All Kinds of Machine Work
Office in Psnter Building
Office Hours:
and Casting Done.
Phone,
9 to 12 M.. I io 5 P. M,
BANDON,
OREGON
C. R. BARROW
Mill and Woods Work a Specialty
Attorney and Counselor-at-Law
COQUILLE.
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ORE
Office over Skeels' Store
Office Phone. Mein 335;
0. A. C. Short Courses
Everything in the Drug
Line
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Begin Januan J. Continue Four Weeks
Every ciluen of Oregon is cordially invited to attend the
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»bort cources of the C hey on Agricultural College, beginning
Jan. 3d.
Eleven distinctive courses will be offered in Agri­
Do you want pure drugs and
drug sundries, fire perfumes, hair
brushes and toilet articles. If so
call on
culture. Meehans- Arts. Domestic Science and Art. Com­
ARE
merce.
Forestry
and Musa-.
HELP the audrnt in his daily work.
and proMabie winter outing.
INVITED
Every
commudaums
course u designed to
Make this s pleasant
No tuition.
Reasonable sc-
For beautiful illustrated bulletin, address
H. M
TENNAN T. Regutrsr. Carvslks. Ore.
Ferine.s end Business Courses by Correspondence
residence. Msm 346
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C.
LOWE,
I he Druggist
BANDON, ORE.