Eandon Recorder 4_;.4U. -4 4-L4-4-Ì.4-*. i'4-44-*. , 4» 4 -4*^ I-4» .p4*4-4- I Coos County ÍJirectory. 4 Published Every Tuesday and Friday by the Rr presentati ve . _ ________ Recorder Pubishing Company. Clerk................................... Surveyor.__ ______ ___ .. C. E. KOPF, Managing Editor Subscription, 11 50 per Year in Advance. Advertising Rate« Made K uowd on Application. Job Printing a Specialty. Entered at the Bandou Poetoftice as Secund Ciass Matter. County Judge___ CouHiiisr.oners.G. J April 7, 1911 FRIDAY good husband, be thought, had nev er beat his wife or lefust-d to support The record made by Tillman Reu t r the semi arid on upl tnds at Madras, in Crook county, in pro ducing crops without the aid ol irii gallon, has attracted general alien tion. It will be noticed that among the varieties grown by him are alial fa. forage plants, roots, onions ami summer squash all of them cr< ps generally supposed to need abundant Yet ou these products Mr. water. Reuter has won ptizes in open com petition, testifying to the quality tf the exhibits from his dry land farm. seed The the overlying bed packed underso.l is stirred, pulvei- Cunt l asted ized and stirred again. with arid lands on the outside of the dry land farm it looks as if some miracle were in progress within the fence, or that t otr.e sptcially fertile soil had been chosen for an experi roent. But the miraculous results follow the daily hard work that is taught how to avail itself of the le- serves of hidden moisture that other llie children, and yet on his solemn trip to Evansville he came to the conclusion that perhaps he had not Armstrong, W T. Denier t ! BANDON CITY DIRECTORY J. W. Mast I 8 . B. Kauirud 1 In the semi-arid lands one hundred So he drove back home and as- want a divorce and that lie did not want her to hav • one. Following this he placed her over his knee and spanked her with a slipper. ("hereupon the couple journeyed mtn the city again, where the wife proceedings were withdrawn. course, alter cases, but in view of the frequence of divorce and the many unsatisfac would seem to justify careful inves Spokane Spokesman Re tigation view. Carnegie's New Step in His Benefaction«. Mr. Carnegie has made a new labor imposed by the oversight ol state 1 taxes his strength he is disposed to The reason toothers. He lias applied to the working of the bank deposit guaran ter for a corpcration which shall in ty system, which the Haskell admin clude all his benefactions and various istration fastened upon the state. philanthropies. This relinquishment in some in oil the part of Mr. Carnegie m ill (also ol much importunity on the some of the banks until it became a 1 part of the varied interests which question of either getting into the have been making frequent applica national bank field or going out of tion for his assistance. ft is also charged that the enforce •tie Carnegie In-titilte of that city, When the ical favoritism and that its repeal is 1 organization is co i pleled under the probably but a question of time. new charier, it will be an immense It was a very fetching tad while it corporation, having control of an Many a mediocre [xilit.cian immense sum of money. All the has enjoyed a ttfiupoiary renown as gifts which Mr. Carnegie has made lasted. a “statesman” tor having helped lo to the cause of education »ill be in secure the adoption of the measure, cluded, and these amount to the but the glory is now fading. Wbat 'enormous sum of mote than one will it be next?—Des Moines Capi ' hundred and eightly millions of dol tal. lars. ()ne special advantage of th«* new corporitiot: will be that it will A Home - Made Cure for enable the consolidation of all these funds Divorce. Mr.Carnegie has repeateillv made “The use of divorce," once re marked a prominent minister, “net the causes of it is the great danger that confronts American society." It this is true then any experiment calculated to lessen the ease of do rues tic separation deserves the seri ¿At» thought of all tiir-minded peo The recent experiment of Frank Kuebler. a farmer, near Evansville, to carry out in practice what he says ia words. Const ipa ion blings many ailments Mr. Kuebler, it seems, was awak bright spring morning with the announcement that his wife of much sickness. Keep your b<>w cape many of the ailments lo which women are subject. w. o. w. Keep ilia log. rolling boy. I SEASIDE CAM!' NO. 212, WOODMEN Ol lift WORLD, Meets First and Third f'huisdsys. Visiting Neighbors welcomed. Win. N. McKay. C. C. J. N. Hosltinp, Secretary M inoiile. D ANDON LODGE. No. 130 A. F. & A- M, Staled communications litst Sattuday liter th lull moon of each month. .All Master Mason, v ordtcdSy invited. W. E. Craine, W. M. Phil Pl aton. Secretary .iny Jimtk- in H iiik I uii t FANCY PRINTING M? !1^§) THE RECOKOER OFFICE has recently ...... added a lot of new type of the latest faces, especially for Fine Job Printing, and we are now prepared to print all kinds of Fancy Invitations, Announce ments, Calling Cards, Letter Heads and in fact all kind« of modern printing done in a Modern Office. ■ Eastern Star t QC< IDENTAL CHAPTER, No. 45, O. f E. S., meets Saturday evening befote and II j'tri .tutvd communication of Masoqpc Lodge. \ t iling members cordially invited lu attend. Anna L. Craine, W. M. Merta Mehl, Secretary. I. o. O. F OANDON LODGE. No. 131, I. O. O F. meets every Wednesday evening. Visiting brothers in good standing cordially invited. O. A. I rowhridge, N. G. A. Knopp, Secretary KnighiM of PytliiHa 0ELPI I1 LODGE, No. 64, Knighta ®f Pythias. Meets every Monday evening at Knights hall. Visiting knights invited lo attend. E. Lewin, C. C. She Yes, we are all quite desperate ly lu luve with the new eurate He—Ail, it was Just the dread of that sort uf tiriti g lu iuy own case that pre vented my going lu fur the church.— Loudon Opinion. Heroic Remedies Needed. A very wise doctor calls graft a disease Then why can't ha cure it with speed and With ease? Isolation <it patients at once should pre vail. tart the doctor nut stop till he's tilled every Jail —Cleveland Plain Dealer. B. N. 1 larrington K. of R. S. DR SMITH J M ANN Fancy Wedding Invitations a Specialty PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. OFFICE IN PANIER BUILDING I i ■ Ottice Hours 9 10 12 —1 to 5 RECORDER PUBLISHING CO. Bandon, Oregon There was gn old fellow from Kent W hose morals were certainly bent He made his folks work, 'i he wicked uld Turk. Then charged them fur board and for rent. Spokane Spokesman-Review. Expected. A little girl upou being shown ber twin brothers, which bail arrived the night before on Mr Stork's fast el press, suid. “Well, mother is always getting bargalus Delineator The Waiter. Little tips of silver Dropped into his hand Make this for the waiter A mighty pleasant land Youngstown Tele« ram A Change. Wlggl*** St>* H the belle of the bull Waggles Yes. uud the last time 1 gab bar she was a baby. Eveu bow I remem ber the bawl of the belle Som ervllie Journal The Futile Bluff Many a man has gone through life On nothing but a barefaced bluff Except In dealing with his wife We'll »** no more; we've said enough — Chicago Record*Herald Naturally. "Now com»»-» the short cabbage crop to add to the cost of living " "Ami to the cost of stuokiug. Houston Post. simple things, it may lead to seriour consequences. OREGON Office Hours 9 to 12 a. tn. and r i to 6 p. in. Ottice in El Dorado Building Pnone Main 71 * Bandon, Ore. Dr. H. Houston PHYSICIAN & SUH(JHUi\ I Great I Ittico over I 'rue more. Hours, ‘J to 1-t a.m. I :iU) to 4, p.iu. ; 7 to 8 in the evauiug. Night nails answered from onus. Combination Offer BANDON. DENTIST Telephone at Office and Home-. BANDON OREGt.J U. T. i ota!, $3.00 pef year 1.50 per year ’ $4.50 t Both papers through this office if paid in advance, per year IKt.UHlOI.il, ATTORNEY AND COUNSEL* ‘t AT - LAW, NOTARY PUBLIO Orogen. Bandon, Office With Bandon Investment to lDr. FT- Ivi Brown. Resident Dentist. Office in Panter Building Office I lour,: Phone. 9 lo 12 M.. 1 lo 5 P. M. BANDON. OREGON 1T"R.1 ¿ARROW Attorney and Counselor-at Law < ’< )Ql ’ I LlaE. - ORE Offn e over Slteeli' Store Ótfce Phone. Main 335; nit. E. The Bandon Recorder, OKVOON - Office Over Vienna Cafe rpHE RECORDER management bas made arrangements with the San Francisco Bulletin whereby we can give subscribers the advantage cf a gigantic combination offer that will furnish them all the news of the country in a metropolitan daily and all the news of Bandon and vicinity in Hie Recorder at marvelous low price Ute Daily San F.ar.tUco Bulletin, . ■ IDr ID. P3. Sorensen. Easy. Limarick About Kent. - DR A.- F IKTOJÄ-AKa Chiropractor * i Sutton Cau l sputa the mousy very well, b.it I’ll lend it to you if you promise uot to keep It too long. Guyboy—i'll undertake to spend ev ery penny of It before tomorrow — H'ashlngtouian. - BANDON, reudence. Main 346 W. BOSS IT EK PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON BANDON OREGON Office and residence in Panter tesidence property next door to Bi|ou Theatre Oscar Peterson Contractor and Builder $2.75 L Innate lunu.hed. Day and contract work done Si lowest living hgutes. Address Bandon or call at re. idem- near Spruce street snd south cay lirmh. L. J MOTT Civility. You ask me why 1 greet the priest But not his god The god sits mute the man at least Returns my nod - From the Chinese J. H. Baker's Store. Plank Road MV CLOTHES ARE AT THE Constipalicn is Nature often needs a little assistance and when Cham berlain's Tablets are given at the first indication, much distress end which surprised and pained him ex siifietmg may lie avoided Sold by ceedingly. He had always been a C. Y. Lowe. bad started proceeding" for divorce, Lewah Tribe No. 43, Imp. O. R. M. 11/jEETS I irat and Third Tuesday* of earn month at 3th run at the Ban Jun Wig wam. Sojouir.mg C h ris tn guod standing cue cordially invited tu attend. •*. J. I Lriman, J. C. Sheilds, C. ol R. Sachem. in its train and is the primary cause a very simple thing, but like many Ind., is a case in point ened one the assertion that it is a disgrace to d'e rich, and seems to be determined els regular nudam, and you will es l»U Discretion ths Battar Part. Mr. Frew, qf Pittsburg, and the president of ment of the law has develo|>ed jxilit- is named as a trustee. Sweet Little Miss. Ya ha—Ah heah you giggle. Hffeet |1T miss, sweet iff miss! Now, Ain’t you teel ashanie' yuuae’f, To treat you man like dis? Como on here, have It oyeh! VV’t reg’lah howdy kiss- You shuah 1« taiitalating! My UT, sweet UT miss. —Chicago Record Herald t F 4 Lightning Change. "With your kind assistance." said the young mau iu the parlor scene. “I will now do my great transformation act." “So be it,” murmured the dear girl, whereupon the gas was lowered and the big leather rocker was trans formed into a spooubulder Milwaukee Sentinel. re stances the assessments under the lieve him not only of much labor but business. Alas, the other pest 1 know Doth pierce my mind with keener woe. He talks and makes my soul to bleed. Old books 1 can’t get time to read —Indianapolis News. tory results of it, the Kuebler plan bill as now he is growing old and the law wiped out the entire profits ol Book Troubles. Two friends 1 dodge from day to day If I but glimpse them down the way. One babbies books—oh. chaff indeed! — New books 1 can’t get time to read. mil want a divorce after all and the for the move is disgust with the legislature of New York for a char Il is claimed that Natural Mistake. Ethel (calling uu her friend)—I didn't know you were uue uf those athletic girls. Madge-What do you mean, dear? Ethel—Look at those fulls over your bureau. Madge-Foils! Why, those are my hatpins —Hostou Transcript. informed her attorney that she did Circumstances, ' of Kefei-ence: Lod^-s are requested to notify this office on election ol officers and on change ot meeluig night. Cards under this head are 75c- per inch per mouth. V V* t in the Mills .»nd go home tor dinner h -in these mts. Abt nt 40 to pick Iroin A few lots lelt in Az ilea Paik lot ^75 A Three Ac.e pirce ol I mJ < hint 10 iirw hool li«)us<* (3500. This is a snap. / \ Hotr-e and lot in West Bindon tl<ve n, $1 w. House and I 1 in Woodland Addition Go« d location for $1200 176 Acres Coal Land, if taken cjuick will be sold cli *.ip on Co quille river. 40 Acrgs Good Bench Land close to river, 5 miles from B.ind«m, $1000. 40 Ac res Good Hill Land, 3 miles from Bandon, $40 pet acre. A nice little ranch of 162 acres with good he 11 < .mil barn and other improvements. This can be handled tor $1000 down and the balance 5 years at 8 per cent and is a tine chance tor a ^ood ranch. I hese are all bat gains and i' interested voj had better get busy. Write, call or phone ( ).\ K ES "Oh. no! The chap was trying His homemade aeroplane And o’er a Wheatfield flying— He broke down in the grain.“ • —Judge. sured his better half that she did not banks of Oklahoma have applied for shift the labor and the responsibilities national bank charters. Airy Persiflage. had imagined. the work has become very great and than -au •‘What’s become of Larry?" "A little flier in wheat." “I knew that man’d be sorry if he dabbled in the street " and cheer in Ins wife’s lot than lir gon has an important* resource not departure in the matter of distribut always recorded in the list of her ing his benefactions. Hitherto he assets. Portland Journal has fiat I the general charge himself, More Windsor. ____ —----------- and that there had been less light be brought by enlightened processes Blessed Reform .......... Municipal Judge >r as considerate and sympathetic, of eastern Oregon as they will yet into an abundant productivity, Ore ___________ C. Y. Lowe _ Geo. P. 1 opping ...F. J. 1 eeney Attorney . ..... .......... Councilmen___ G. Bosk. M. Bieuer. P. C. Stevenson, H. Mantlet, R W. Boyle, R. W. Ireasurer 4—.-4—I—■ Lodge and Professional -, Directory 4 . I -I __A. N. Gould i l>< <11 a-, libéralas he might hate been wise would be exhaled and lost in the dry air. W. W. Gage Jame« Watson | .. T. J. Ihr t Dr. Golden i John F. Hall J Mayor___________ Dry Farming Success. ...Ed. Rtklert I Sheriff Sonie Choice Buys in Bandon REAL ESTATE .- v - a — •! A pain in the side or back that catches you when you straighten up calls for a rubbing applcatkxi of Bal lard's Snow Liniment It relaxes the contracted muscles and perm ts ordinary bodily motion without suf bring or inconvenince. Price 35c, <oc and fi.no per bottle. Sold by C Y Lowe BANDON STEAM LAUNDRY W here \ ours Ought to be A. F. BERINUER Prop