TH E HEAVKKTON REVIEW DR. f. RAYMOND BRAZLAU BOOK CISON ( hiruprat tur A Physician Attorney Dr. F Raymond llrazeuu located in disease wherever those nerve* extend Portland at to I Oakum Bldg. 3rd. A Hy making unulyuis of the spine, he Washington Streets, la h prominent cun detect any displacement, can re­ move the pressure that causes diaeaae. und wall known chlropructor. tiood Health follow* naturally. Aa wa think of the affliction* that The human body I* so conalrurtej mankind la incidentally subjected to that It is unnuturul for disease to w* look at tha a moot h exterior of cur creep m without cauae. The nerv* body and wonder why. ayatem is designed to give perfect Hot the more we «now ubout our health to all organ* und keep them selves the eaaier we cun understand in repair. I f through abnormal cur cauae and etfact. vature, Jolts, strains, falls or wrench­ In the lYrat stage» of life the |irin es ut Home time in life the movable ciple thing to be noticed is the splriul bones of the spine are ill 'placed even nerve, the aplne, being tYrat, muat be slightly, they pres* on these nerves the medium through which nutura und obstruct the How of life energy build* a complete body. Weakness and disease result in the I he buby la born with it* organiarn orgun* that these nerves supply. working normally. Aa long u* na­ Hr. F. Raymond Hruzeuu has steum ture can continue it* const ru< live en­ buth* and massage with trained nurse ergy the buby will grow and remain In churge for those who wunt to keep normal in every reaped until, like un lit and colonic irrigation to ussist na­ old machine, it will tlnully wear out. ture. If we were once well und normal why Information and unulyxi* will cost are we aick now ? you nothing, then puss the word along Hi F. Uuyluond Hruzeuu will prove to some suffering friend thnt the ao-ctttled discuses 0f the »torn- We wish to call the reader’s atten uch, kidney*, conatipation, dyapepaia, lion to |)r. F. Raymond Krazcuu who headache*, special nervou* diaeaae and bus n reputation above reproach and la nerve ayKlein conatructive energy arc one o f our most successful chiroprac­ preaaure on the apinal nerve* cuuaing tors in I’ ortliind. Hoon C'uson I- u legal light worthy of the host steel, and tie has come off victorious in many u legal Joust with attorney* whose names, at least, If not their fume, might possibly be more widely kriow'n thun Hoon Cason. Success in the law, however, does not merely mean the possession o f epec- turulur fame, no mutter how lucrative for n lawyer does not have to cite pre­ cedent* for year* back, to influence a jury. Hut he must have a native bril­ liance and sound common sense. How­ ever, whatever are the principle attri­ butes possessed by Hoon Cason in con­ tributing toward hi lifrge success, is not the purpose of this article to in­ quire. Suffice it to say that he is one of the most successful lawyers in Portland and it rnuy also be said to his credit that he i* also one of the most public spirited citizen*. This ha* been proved on more than one mem­ orable occasion when Hoon Cason has been of inestimable help in local pro grea*. It is not to say, however, that you will find him sitting in front on the grandstand. Rather you will find him entirely absent from public exhi­ bition; but his well applied effort*, done unostentiously, are none the less effective and potent. His office* are at 542 Mead Bldg. -r>th. and Washington Street in Portland. W. W. SHIPLtY COMPANY Kith, and uuto, g o over arid get a demonstration. 'I his establishment has la-come Have a car to suit the price o f every known far und wide ns u leading one Many purchaser und willingly givn demon­ dealing in used automobile*. They have stration*. A lio have attractive pur­ years in the business. chase plan through which it is possible very many satisfied customers in the to purchase n car and pay for it us surrounding country who have learned you enjoy it. Truly a most admirable real motor cur economy through their firm, under the management o f a prom service. They lire pleused to give you inent amt well known business mun. any und all information ubout the cars This is one of the livest automobile they offer und they are men who know firm* in this purt of the country, and what they are talking about und men is prepared to tuke care o f purcha or* upon whose word you can depend. with cars winch prove the iiuperiority A feature of this establishment that of the high grade used car, over the makes this a safe pluce to buy a used so-called second hand automobile. cur, it the fuel thut all the better class These cars will give many thousand.* used curs have been put in first class of miles of service and in many cases condition. will outlive und outlast many of the We take pleasure in this business new car* which are selling ut a similar review in directing your attention to price. the W. W. Shipley Company. You do not need to have all cuh I i , a* The proprietors are o f the well this firm is reudy to take care of the known business nu-n of these parts account and you can be using the car und take an active interest in the on­ while you are making payments. This ward progress o f this section o f the is a great accommodation to the pub­ state and have merited the leading lic snd the excellent policy- has met position now held in the business life with great favor. I f you want an of this section. Proof Positive The customer finished his meal and called the waiter. The manager came up a few m mentz later and bowed politely. "You wished to speak to me, sir?” he said. "Y es ,” said the customer, easily. “ You must have a remarkably clean kitchen in this restaurant.” The manager beamed. “ That’s very nice o f you to think that, sir,” he said. “ Generally, it’s complaints I have to listen to. Hut what mokes you think we have such a clean kitchen?” "W ell, pructically everything tastes if soap," said the customer coldy. One on the Professor Our friend the absent minded pro­ fessor, jumped out of bed in the mid­ dle o f the night ran to the stairs and shouted: “ Who's down tnere in the kitchen?” “ Nobody,” said the Burglar. "W ell, that's funny,” said the pro­ fessor. “ I could have sworn i heard a noise.” Vttorney “ Robin, blackbird, cardinal, meadow­ Contrary to the general belief, i clientele that is a significant tribute to lark, jay, sparrow, quail, thrush and lawyers are a hardworking group o f his ability. Allun R. Joy has not yet blue eagle,” recited Tommy triumph­ individuals. They occupy a position learned the trick o f saying a tome of antly. P« o f the most vital iin|>ortanro in the Blackstone backwards nor has such ambition; but he surely doe* know­ Blood W ill Tell every day life o f the community, ami how to say it forward. Watch the it is in this profession, more than in twelve jurymen for the answer. Of Three blood transfusions were neces uny other, thut man’s versatile talents course this is not to say that his cas­ *ary to save a woman patient's life are called upon in the divers task* es are won purely by retentive mem­ at a hospital. A brawny young which must be performed. That is. ory and histrionic ability. To the The of course, providing thnt he is a man contrary, Allan It. Joy tnkes a great Scotchman offered his blood. o f those talents. Without them he deal o f time in properly preparing his patient gave him $50 for the first oint, ran still tie a lawyer, although not cases. Thus he is sun- before going $25 for the second pint -but the third one o f the highest ability. So it is ahead, which has contributed largely time she had so much Scotch blood in in every profession and thus it is thnt to hi* splendid record of victories. His her she only thanked him.— Selected. Allan R. Joy has come to la- one o f the offices are at 4011 Stock Exchangi foremost lawyers in Portland with u Bldg, in Portland. Prepared ALLAN R. J0 Í What Mamma Would Say Some grade school girls were using rouge and lip.*tick very liberally when their icacher walked into the room. what would your mother say if she saw you looking like that?” Mrs. Smith— And so your daughter is about to marry. Do you really feel “ It Is the duty o f everyone to make that she is ready for the battle of life? at least one person happy during thv Mrs. Jones— She should be ready. week," said a Sunday school teacher. She’s been in four engagements al­ "Y es,” said Freddy, promptly. ready. “ That’s right. What did you d o?” Larking in Manners " I went to see my aunt and she was G nod live Helen glanced into her tiny mirror and replied; " I am sure she would happy when I went home.” say, “ Helen, do come here and let me show you how to put rouge on prop Made Hotter For Hint erly.” Returning w ife— You clever old dear kettle boiling already. How ever Mid you manage it? Two men were chatting In tho club- Husband—tjuite easily, my dear. I room. accidentally dropped the half pound “ This business about beautifying of butter in the fire. g o lf courses is a lot of rubbish! said one warmly, "'rtie question o f scenery Almost Thicken shouldn't enter into golf at all.” “ tjuite,” agreed the other, "but the Diner- What on earth in this broth job is to keep one’s go lf from entering made from, waiter? Surely it isn’t Into the scenery.” chicken broth. Different Angle It's Worth Trying W aiter— Wei, sir, it’s chicken broth in its infancy. It's made out o f the water the eggs were boiled in. Recruiting Sergeant So you want to join the army? Why? Positively Detrimental Anxious Recruit It's the only way I can get more w.-ir medals than my “ Why keep worrying about the chil wife's first husband got and then dren ?” maybe I can get a little peace. “ I can’t help it.’ “ But my dear, you are hurting your Running Away From It. bridge gnme.” H e(h astily)— E r —just a moment Where lie ’* Useful darling that’s my tailor, and I don’t “ So you sent your boy, Josh, back care to meet him. She (tactlessly) — Why not? to college?” asked the town friend. “ Well, us a mutter of fact he still "Y es,” answered Farmer Corntossel owes me the receipt for the money for “ The football team needed him more than the farm.’ my dresa suit!” Located ut 231» South East Salmon courteous s ervic, ut they have pro­ who are familiar with the detail* and Street in Portland. vided for their dealers the best in the necessity for adequate distribu­ It is such houses as this one There isn’t any question but that quality. Their brands are known all tion. that add to the convenience- and com­ this popular establishment is an im­ over this section. They long ago de­ fort o f the modem householder and portant fuetor in the commercial and termined to see that their patrons re­ provides wholesome goods of the high­ business life of this section, as it is ceived the better quality which the est quality at the most reasonable one of the foremost wholesale grocery consumer demands in these days and prices. houses of this part o f the state. therefore it is not strange that pa- The officers and employees o f the The retailers have come to know patrons o f this wholesale grocery W'estem States Wholesale Grocery thut they can get from them the very house seldom think of buying else­ Co. and clean-cut, affable and accom­ best goods on the market, hence they where.. They have established for the modating to a marked degree. seek no further market. They have convenience of patrons Branch Houses We are pleased in this edition to a reputation far and wide as business over the city and in Vancouver and direct your attention to this establish men o f wide experience and straight Oregon City. ment as a distinctive feature of the forward method* and it is not sur­ There is a great deal more to the community efficiency and to the man­ prising that the volume of the busi­ business o f conducting a wholesale agement as among the leading busi­ ness is ever increasing. grocery house than the average man ness men and most valued citizens of The word "service" has been much understands. the community who materially assist mis-used of late, but as applied to This is an essential business that re in making this community more pro­ this firm takes on its full significance quires at its head a man of experience gressive and more attractive from a They not only insist upon prompt and in the buying world and executives ( commercial standpoint. Falsification No one pities a falsifier when he HARRIS AGLNCY INC. Insurance & Real Estate meets a bigger liar than himself. Beryl and an Englishman were “ talk ing big.” “ On one occasion,” said Beryl, non­ chalantly, “ I shot l>5*9 snipes.” Feed ( ars lave a ted in Portlund at Wi t Hurnside Streets. WESTERN STATES WHOLESALE GROCERY CO. “ Why don’t you maze it a thous­ and while you’re at it ? ” answered the Englishman scornfully. “ N o," replied Beryl haughtily, “I wouldn’t lie for one snipe.” The Englishman, nothing daunted, then began a story o f a man who had swum from Liverpool to Boston. “ Did you see him yourself?” asked Beryl eagerly. “ Of course!" answered the English­ man. “ I was coming across the ocean, and my vessel passed him a mile out­ side o f Boston harbor.” “ Good!” cried Beryl triumphantly. "I'm glad you saw him, brother and can be a witness, because I was that man!” TROUBLED “ Helot” “ This is Mrs. Jnn<-«. W ill you send some nice cutlets right aw ay?” “ I ’m sorry Mrs. Jones, but we have no cutlets.” “ Oh! Well, send me a co"ple o f nice lean pork chops.” “ We haven’t any pork ch„ps either, Mrs. Jones.” “ Oh, how provoking! Then a small sirloin steak will have to do.” “ We haven't any steak.” “ For heavens sake! Aren’t you Smith the butcher?” “ No, I'm Smith the florist.” “ Oh! Well, send me a dezen white carnations. My husband must have starved to death by now.” Better be safe— than sorry, insure today, tomorrow may be too late. Con suit the Harris Agency Inc. located in Portland at 5.'i5 Mead Bldg, about your insurance need*. For every known form of insurance this reliable agent will take care of you. Insurance is recognized as a nec­ essity today. Modem business methods and interests have made it essential for the responsible man. The Harris Agency Inc. is looked to for insurance service by a very large element in this community. It repres­ ents some of the larger companies and is ready to sc-ive every nee<>. There are so many things over which we have no control. Both of a personal and property nature, and no man to­ day is willing to take a risk without insuring his family of some protec­ tion in case of accident. Wher in need o f insurance consult the Harris Agency Inc. Go over the grounds with them as you do your lawyer and they will be able to assist you in selecting the kind of insurance best suited to your needs. They have built their business on honest and efficient service, second to none in this section. Their large cli­ entele speaks for itself. It makes no difference if you wish to insure your car, home, or life, you can do no better than to consult this insurance firm. They make a study of your problems and will tell you what your need is and how best you can meet that need at a minimum cost. Hundreds o f patrons make this their insurance home and are more than enthusiastic in their praise o f their courteous and efficient business trans­ actions. In this business review we wish to congratulate the community upon hav­ ing a firm of such capabilities and therefore feel a rare sense o f satisfac tion in recommending them to you. HARRIS SUPPLY CO. Engineers Supplies This section of the country, as a vancing business could only be gained whole has an added business advan­ by selling quality products upon a fair margin of picfit. Fair and honest tage by having in its midst the Harris business methods at all times, indivi­ Supply Co. located in Portland at 240 dual service to every patron has es­ S. W. First Avenue where commend­ tablished for them a trade that has able business methods and engineers extended in every direction from thi i supplies of the better quality have city. A ll these business assets have gained for them an ever increasing been the reason for their success, and business. with these methods in mind they have The prosperity o f the city is greatly always been successful in business. increased by the extent of their trade, They have always been consistent which extends all over this section, boosters for ail things adding to the which is their chosen field of endeavor growth and prosperity o f the commu­ and brings new people to the commu­ nity at all times, knowing that a firm nity. Through the extended trade that did not possess solid business channels of this active firm many dol methods would wither and die. From each department the merch­ lars are brought yearly into this sec­ ants receive their supplies daily. Each tion. Good value and reasonable price* man in charge o f the department is Made Work of it have placed these engineers supplies one who has a complete knowledge of on the market throughout the country. wholesale conditions, while the man­ “ W e’ll leave no stone unturned to The Harris Supply Co. started its agement has a broad knowledge o f find your purse,” the police inspector business career upon a solid founda- this business from a buying and sell- assured the young man from the coun tion. knowing that success in this ad- ing standpoint alike. try. “ Golly,” exclaimed the young man as he passed one C W A project after another the next morning. “ They cer­ Attorney tainly haven’t lost much time.” PAUL M. LONG Modern Romeo The citizens o f Portland are extreme ly fortunate in having as a member o f the bar a lawyer with the forensic ability, but sympathetic nature, of Paul M. Long, in whom they can en­ trust their legal matters and be as­ sured an airing o f their cases and subsequently interpretation to the jury such as only an attorney o f his calibre could accomplish- This sym­ pathy with his clients, careful prepara tion o f his cases and effective manner of presentation has been the means of winning the greater number of cases he has undertaken. In legal matters other than for trial, he has also shown He skidded around a bend at close tc 40. A sudden flip and the car over turned. They found themselves sitting together unhurt, alongside the com­ pletely wrecked car. He put his arm lovingly about her waist, but she pull ed it away. “ It’s all very nice,” she sighed, “ but My twin brother came home the oth wouldn't it have been simpler to run er evening with a black eye and boast­ out o f ga s?’ ed that he could have beaten his op­ ponent hands down, only the fellow Flattering Reaaon didn’t keep his hands down. Jones (to typist) — W hy do you stop Just Like a Man so often? Can’t you keep up with me? Typist (rather weak in orthogra- W ife— That child doesn’t get his phy) Oh, yet^ but your language is so eld temper from me. Our industrial edition would not be Husband —No. there’s none o f yours quent that I frequently find myself complete without mention o f the prom missing. spellbound. inent business operations of the Western Wool Storage Co. located in May Both Ends Portland at 13th. and Irving Streets and their extensive operations, in the The Oklahoman who crosses a gourd way o f conducting a house for the pur­ "W h y do you call your house a and a cucumber to produce a “ gourd pose o f storing wool. bungalow?” Through the years they have been "W ell, if it isn’t a bungalow, what cumber” may eventually try to blend doing business, they have always been is it? The builder made a bungle of spinach and castor oil in lolipop form most fair and honest in their negotia­ for the juvenile trade. it and I still owe for It.” tions and afforded the public a valu­ able place for wool storage. Certainly Not They Would It is very important that the pro­ ducers should have a storage that is “ Myrtle, did that young man try to up to the standard and this section A scientist urges a “ scientific ap- is fortunate in having such extensive P' >ach to politics.” But in the mean­ kiss you last night?” dealers. G’wan Ma. I was just slapping mos­ time the politicians would get elected. It takes men to handle a large vol- quitoes.” Fair Warning Still Self-suporting Misunderstood "Pass the dessert, please sir.” “ I f you eat another piece o f pie Customer— Any celery? Mr. Jones— Do your daughters live you'll pop!” Cockney waiter— Very little sir. We at home? “ Pass the dessert, please, sir, and ’as to rely on tips from gentlemen Mrs. Smith— My. no! They’re not get out o f the way.” married yet. tike yourself *ir. a wonderful capacity fo r sound judg ment which he has put into advice to his clients, always proving of real val­ uable assistance to them in meeting exigencies. Paul M. Long’s offices are at 614 Broadway Bldg, in Portland, and they are, needless to say, always a scene o f lively activity. Such con­ fidence does not come by accident nor overnight, but is the result o f longer years o f actual achievement and an honesty and probity that is indeed commendable. Paul M. Long is also one of our public spirited citizens and withal, outstanding in his every activ­ ity. WLSÍLRN WOOL SLORAGE CO. ume of business, to be able to get the right selling markets and be able to pay the best prices. These facts at­ tract trade to the section and make it a better place in which to live and transact business. I f we did not have an establishment of this kind much of the wool would have to shipped to the other cities. There can be no questioning the fact that this company is one o f the most important commercial firms in this sec­ tion; the management is in the hands of men who know the business in which they are engaged from A to Z. We wish to compliment the Western Wool Storage Co. upon their commend able policies and the valuable service they are rendering the public. At Rest Poor B i l l ___ -he was killed by a flask of lightning.” Adver-taemants— Every artici* on this is • paid advertisement.