FRID AY,
MARCH
9,
The Beaverton Review
1934
The Beaverton Review
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CODE OF THE NORTH
ISSUED E V E R T F R ID A Y A T B E A ­
VERTO N. OREGON
. . . S r H A R O L D TITUS . . .
Editor
J. H. Hulett
S Y N O P S IS
Entered aa second-class mall mat­
ter December 9, 1922. at the postoffice
at Beaverton, Oregon, under the act of
March 8, 1879.
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Rtephon P rak o, w ith his fou r y a r -
old aon, la rescued from a bllsaard
by Jim Flyan. big ttmbar operator.
Drake. until hla daath. Inipraaaaa
oa tha boy. Stavw tha dabt thay o w a
"Old Jim." Tw en ty y ears latar, Steve
meats "Y o u n g Jim " Flynn, hla bena-
factor'a aon. Sant by Old Jim. In­
capacitated through an accident tn
which Kata, hla daughter. Is tempo­
rarily blinded, to take ch arge of the
company’s— tha P olaris— woods op­
erations, tha youth la Ind ulging In a
drunken epree.
P o laris la In dire
straits, and hoping to do som ething
fo r Old Jim. Steve hastens to the
company's headquarters.
Ha finds
Frans, a scoundrel, plotting against
tha Flynn Intsrests. W o rstin g Frans
In a fist fight, the P olaris crew
assumes that hs Is Flyn n 's aon. and
he takes charge, as "Y o u n g Jim." A
photo.-raph of Kate Flynn, which
he finds. Immensely Increases hla de.
alre to aid Old Jim. Steve gains the
warm friendship of U T a n e , queer
woods scout.
Obstina-V is first cousin to -tu-
pidity.
It is harder to
than fr'ends.
Bad workmanship
but it can't win.
CHAPTER
please
relatives
can get by—
Believj a), “ they say” and you1'*
go to ib i bughouse.
Fits of temper make
thev leave others eo’d
us
hot—
Better t. add life to yocr y u r t
tian
to your life.
Few things are more
than arrogant ignorance.
appalling
Folks are always “ down” on the
things they’re not “ up” on.
Those who’ve
never
been
rarely appreciate good health.
sick
Nothing in the wor'a is impor­
tant „-nough to worry about— not
even death.
"Lucky is the man who now gets
his preliminary training in a school
o f journalism,” declared
Edward
Mott Wooley in “ Free Lancing For
Forty Magazines.”
“There are no newspapers in the
world that are more given to print­
ing serial stories than those o f Ja­
pan,” declares K. Sugimura, editor,
Asahi Simbun, Tokyo, Japan.
Lady Motorist: “ But really, it
wasn’t my fault. I put out my
hand.”
Gallant Irishman: “ Sure, me dar­
tin’, tis your hand that’s so small
I didn't see it at all.”
Dryden, a great poet o f another
age, put it this way:
Happy the man, and happy he alone,
He who can call today his own;
He, who secure within, can say,
Tomorrow, do thy worst, fo r I have
liv’d today.
‘'The Mar. Who Dared,”
recent
motion picture success based on the
life of the late
Mayor Anton J.
Cermak o f Chicago,
was written
by Lamar Trotti, the first gradu­
ate of the Henry W. Grady school
o f Journalism, University of Geor­
gia.
Wrong Act
•The place was crowded. It wasn’t
exactly a fashionable wedding, but
there was no gainsaying the inter­
est it caused, because both bride
and bridegroom had been much in
the public eye, she as an actress,
he as a conjurer.
Everything went well until they
reached the critical stage o f the
proceedings and the clergyman asked
fo r the ring.
The bridegroom plunged his hand
into his pocket and brought out a
rabbit. Then the horrified look in
the clergyman’s eyes and a startled
exclamation from
the bride made
him realize
that something
was
wrong. He looked down and saw
the rabbit.
“ Pardon!” he said. “ Wrong act.”
I I I — Continued
The man responded with only a
short, "O f course.” when asked, and,
taking his place In the stern, pad-
died silently.
For a mile no word was spoken.
Then I.aFane said. '"This Is the
Laird's line.”
Steve was wondering about the
owner and how he might be ap­
proached when they shot around a
sharp bend, coming from strong cur­
rent to a quiet, velvety pool.
It was a surprise to see another
cai.oe there, and a sort of shock
to observe Franz in the stern, hold­
ing it in the shallows by a puddle
against bottom. A decided shock,
however, to meet the peculiarly an­
gered glare turned on him by the
white haired mountain o f a man
who sat In the how, a tly rod in ids
huge hands.
As they swept across the deep
water toward the high bank Steve's
eyes and interest held on this angler
an I he was. I d a manner, prepared
for his outburst.
“Thanks!” was his first word,
spoken bitterly. "Thanks, Meester
! .a la tie 'od yer companion! Thanks
fo r puttin' doon th’ grandest fish
that swims th’ stream !”
Steve turned the canoe quickly
into the shallows and brought it to
a bait.
“ I'm sorry, s ir!” he said. “ W e
couldn't see around the bend. I
didn't know— "
“ See! K now ! What gude’d it’ ve
done, had ye? What gude to me. I’d
ciionse to know !” His gray eyes
burned. “ Four years, nno. I ’ve worrked
for yon tro o t! He's th’ grandest
fontanilis that swims this water I
Five times. I've struck him; five
limes I’ve had him go through th'
cast. . . . ’ Nd this tuornin' he was
crazy for It. ‘nd 1 was at last pre­
pared for him I 'Nd you . . . you
put yer canoe across his lair 'nd
dro>e him doon! , . . D— n !"
“ I wouldn't have done it for the
world, s ir!” Steve protesteiL
”1
know what It Is myself, to work
over a fish."
“ A y I Wl* spinner, likely! Most
yoong men use th’ spinner. They're
not anglers; it takes an angler to
k m !"
“ Yes," Steve agreed. "A spinner
fish, rrnan, a plunker wouldn't un­
derstand. For them, a fish is meat.
For the dry fly . . . He's some­
thing else again. I'm sorry. Come
on. La Fane."
He spun the canoe about and
they proceeded. He was conscious
that the Scotchman was eyeing him.
something like puzzlement evidently
mingling with 111 humor.
LuFune spoke after a time:
“ It's little things that loucli him
off . . .
or win hla friendship,
lik e ly , he won't speak to you for
months.“
They rounded a bend or two and
the voice of tlte river became a • ut­
ter.
" W e atop here.” LaFane aald.
“That's Tw enty Mile rapid below
us. A man don't run It uuleas he
has to.
Aud then, ooly some get
through."
They beached at a trull and
stepped out. A sharp bend wns be­
low and following the narrow leilge
o f rocks, they moved along to where
they could see the beginning of the
rapid. Steve shrugged as he sur­
veyed the rock strewn torrent. No.
a man would have dire necessity
riding with him if he stuck to the
river through that mad water.
•'Frans did It once.” let Fane said,
as though sensing shut his com­
panion's shrug Indicated.
“ Tw o
years ago. It’s what got him Into
good standing with MacIVmald. Mac­
Donald couldn't do It even tn his
younger days, and he was a good
man. too.
Some men are like
that; they'll have nothing to do with
any other until he can boat them
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But the Next Time the Club Found
Its Mark.
nt something they're good in. Franz
is no fool.”
Steve thought this last might
have been added as a warning. And
he thought again that this com­
panion was a strange creature.
The Iatlrd was not In sight on
their return and when they came
to the pool where his great trout
lived Steve called a halt and sat
there for many minutes, peering
down into the (lark water. It was
a superb lair for a big fish, pre­
senting hazards which would put
the best o f anglers to a disad­
vantage.
For some time they re­
mained there, moving up nnd down
while Steve, though saying little,
studied the character o f the bend.
As they entered Good-Bye lake
again LaFane, apropos o f nothing
at all, s a id :
“ Old Jim left a fly rod nnd tackle
here two years ago. 1 have fresh
leaders.”
“ Thauks." muttered Steve and
grinned. Tills fellow was good t
C H A P T E R IV
W AS difficult In those first dnys
I T always
to present a front devoid
of surprise when addressed as Jim,
always to answer promptly when
some man called, "Oh. Jim 1" al­
ways to remember that he was sup­
posed to know more than any other
there knew about the Polaris situ­
ation.
But, somehow, he managed
Now in most cases when some­
thing goes wrong with the coun­
try the government appoints a com­
mittee to investigate and find out
the trouble, and they first, inves­
tigate the man who makes the
holler. So we appointed a commit­
tee of ourselves to investigate this
man.
We followed this man’s career
ever since we knew him. The first
thing that happened to this man
was that he was born, but he had
nothing to do with that; his par­
ents were entitled to the credit.
When he got married, we men­
tioned that, including the bride’s
name, the preacher, etc. In fact
we mentioned everything but the
preacher's fee which was not worth
mentioning. We
never
mentioned
Whatever the reaeons Frans might
have In tulnd, whatever hla rata-
thMiahtpe with unfriendly competi­
tor* might be, he surely was a fac­
tor to be considered, Steve realised.
Where the men headquarter«»«!, he
did not know.
He had seen him
only twice since arriving at Good-
Bye : on that first ulght when he
fought him down and, again, » t e n
he encountered him with the lA lrd
on the lower river.
But another
encounter with Frans to add to the
already heavy burden o f hla ani­
mosity for the man known as Young
Jim was In the cards. It app«ar«»d.
Stopping at the headquarters
store early one dey for tobacco,
Steve saw an ag«.»d. wasted Indian
eeat«»d on the doorstep.
Old Tim Todd wns busy selling
goods to nn Indlen girl and a*
Steve stepped behind the counter
to help himself, hla Interest wns
caught by her appenrnnee.
Her racially flat fuce wns a One
oval and the light bronze akin like
satin. Her Inrge eyes were wlilely
set and they held on St«»ve as hla
gaze rnn her body, still slender hut
with those voluptuous lln«»s that are
foreriinn«»rs o f the grt>»siu>aa which
would accrue with years
A lovely
young animal, he was thinking, as
he reached for the can of t«»bacco,
and then looked back Into her face
again.
Site wns staring at him and
something like »corn and pride and
affront showed In her ey*»e.
He
hnd the conviction that she had
surmised his admiration and had
put upon It the uaual construction.
“ Mary. I ain't got any green,” Tom
Tod»! »aid. turning from the shelf
on which he kept ills scunt stock of
dyes.
"G ive me blue and yellow ," the
girl replied. “ I make green.”
She spoke with the broad vowel
values usual In Indiana and also
with the careful Inflection o f one
who tins been schooled tn a lan­
guage other than their own, nnd
turned her back on Steve, be
thought, with conscious purpose.
Ho went out smiling sardon
ically. Those Indlnn girls, he told
himself, probably were ju»tlfie«l In
suspecting the emotions behind the
stares of white men.
He pad«ll«»d to the wood camp and
was there until noon. Then, start­
ing back, he enc«>untrred the In­
dians again. And with them, tills
time, was Franz.
Their two canoes floating aide by
side, first attracted his attention.
Then a glistening puddle blade
flashed in the sunlight ns the old
man swung I I Franz, whose back
was turned upstream so he could
not si-e Drake's approach, ducked,
grasped the paddle and pulled his
canoe clos«»r to the other. g«“*tlcu-
luting fiercely with Ills free hand.
Steve heard him s a y :
"N o more d— n foolishness! Hear
that? You're going back to the
farm now arid stay there I”
The girl did not answer. She
looked steadily at the man and deep
anger smoldered in her face.
Franz wrested the paddle from
the old native's hands and dropiHil
U Into his own canoe. Then, shor­
ing
himself along,
he roughly
grasped the girl's wrist.
“ Going to do as I tell you without
any fuss, or *ve I got to herd you
back like a pair o f strayed sheep?”
he demanded.
He twisted her arm and though
her expression betrayed no feeling
o f pain Drake knew that It must
hurt severely and he called out
sharply:
“ Let her go. F ra n z!"
This Is thought tu slip a cog« or W IS E C A R V K R TRKAS.
some other dido, and thus bring
A T SR O K A N K
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him into being This .is incorrect,
lie is the result of an error not ! Kay II 'Wisecurver o f McMinn
on the part of the machine, but o n 1 ville, Oregon, a former r«'si«ient of
the part of
tiiv operator.
What lifuvciton, was elected treasurer of
happens is thzt llie operator makes the Spokane Bank for Co-operatives
some kind o f slip so that he do“ »
at the last meeting of its hoard
not wish to «omplete the line he is of directors, lie assumed his du
working on. But the inner works
ties at the bank, Monday, March 6.
of the linotype machine aie such
Previously, Mr. Wisecatver was
that they must have a certain num-
connected with the United States
ber• o f letters dropped' into them
Internal Revenue department for five
before they will push out the cur­
years, lie siso had many years of
rent line und get ready for the
experience as accountant ami In-
next on**. So the operator feetla in
come lax counsellor in i’ortlamf. lie
letters as i|uirkly as he can by
is interested in several farm pro-
running his finger down the bank
perties in Yamhill county, Oregon,
o f keys in front of him, expecting
and is identified with co operative
j to throw out the faulty line when
marketing organizations in this sec-
it has come from the mold, hut
tion.
sometimes forgetting to do so. ‘The
keys
are arrnngvd in this order:
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So it can easily he seen that
when he runs his fingers down the
• first two
row*,
Etaoin
Shrdlu
stand's a good chance
o f getting
' into the paper, and that if a few
more letters are nee«le«l, ami the
op«>rator starts into the third bank,
Etaoin will have a few honorary
degreea to his name. In the present
instance, what probably happeneil
was that after the operator started
| to set the lir,e he discovered that
“ Frank B K ellogg’’
should
have
I been brought into line with " O il-
j vin
Cooluige,”
instead of
with
I “ (S e a l)” , and started at once to
I do th“ lim, over,
with somewhat
appalling results.
Etaoin Shrdlu is forty-four years
i old, having! been born in 18H6 on
j the same day as the linotype ma-
! chine. He is unmarried, lie informs
| us that he chooses Old Golds with­
out even having
to use what he
laughingly calls his
brains.— New i
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us as we read it that Etaoin Shrdlu
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hibitej anything. We never men­ city of Washington this seventeenth character in the American press.
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tioned his name in the list of day of January (etc).
Beaverton. Oregon
With all the puckishness of Harpo Rossi Building
donators, because he never donated
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Calvin Coolidge Marx himself, he pops up in the
aa much as a doughnut. We nev­
Frank B. Kellogg, etaoin shrdlu most unexpected’ places and at the
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er mentioned his name in any pub­ etaoin shrdlu etaoin shrdul cmfwyp. most inopportune times, always to
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be widely applauded for his incom­
part in anything. We certainly have
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We reprint the above as it ap­ parable dfollery. So it may be of
been treating this man shameful­ peared in the Literary Digest, is­ interest to know what his origin is. Hu.v from your home merchant anil get
ly, but we certainly will agree to sue o f March 16 (several years ago)
your printing from
He is popularly believed to be the
run a nice obituary when the time in
the
department called
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A fe w weeks ago a man came
into this office and stopped his p a­
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ing a lot o f stuff about the same
people and he didn’t like it.
to ptay tha rot* ha had i — irs
11« and McNally walked
Shoestring to sea a lawyer, one of
tha two la town.
They enw/vrvsd
with tbs other who, they Warned,
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