FRIDAY, AiPRIL
21, 1933
The Bearerton Review
UPdHjtyPRt
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VOLUME XVI No. 13.
'1HE HUMMER
Published by the Students
Aunt Sophrony’s Column! BAND MEMBERS GIVE
REPORT OF TRIP
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Published by the Junior English r*j------------------------ 1
Dear Aunt Sophrony:
Section.
I have been told that I have a
Editor in chief— 11. Showerman ‘su'periority cV>mplex’’. Please tell
me what that means and whether
Assoc. Editor— ( ’has. Shaper
it is complimentary.
— Betty S.
Adv. Editor— Lila Fay Boyce
Cir. Editor—Douglas Taylor
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Dear Betty:
Yes, it is very complimentary. It
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means you have had your face lifted
AN EDITORIAL
GOLD MINING COURSE
TO START APRIL 1.
Practical aid for those who feel
the urge to seek out the gold in
Stasson: “ No girl ever made a
the hills of Oregon will be given to
fool of 'me ? ’’
all who care to register for a short
June: “ Who did then?”
BEAVERTON HIGH SCHOOL
course for miners, to be conducted
by the Oregon Mining Congress and
V. Bronkey: (in crowded bus) the general extension division of
B .H .S . TRACQ TEAM
“ Has anyone lost a roll o f bills the Oregon System o f Higher Edu
DEFEATS NEWBERG with an elastic around them ?” cation April 1 to June 3, it was
Chorus of voices: "Yes, I have.” announced today by R. M. Betts,
Beaverton won the
first track
Bronkey: “ Well, I just found the Eugene, president o f the congress.
meet of the season when she met elastic.”
Gold exists in many sections of
Newberg on the B- H. S. field last
Oregon, and many persons not now
'Thursday.
New
students in school arq employed may be able to learn
Beaverton took first place in all Dorothy Bonner, senior and Jose enough to earn nvaney prospecting
events except the high jump, broad phine
Bonner,
sophomore
from and mining, it is declared. At the
jump and the mile. The final score Lincoln, Nebraska.
same time experienced miners may
of the meet was 96 tc 24.
Ethel Anderson of Garden Home be able to pick up additional know
This exhibition is encouraging visited school Wednesday.
ledge through the course. A corps
to Beaverton fans for little hopes
of experts, including geologists and
—C. Markovich
of a winning team were entertained
mining engineers from the College
because of so much new material..
Mrs. Robertson: Define space.
and tlhe University and practical
— Frank Peterkort.
Vernon B.: Well, I 'have it in my miners o f the state, has volunteered
head but I can't exactly define it. ■to act as teaching staff and the
course will be free. Registration
DR COLEMAN
Your little brother saw me kiss may he made at the Eugene Cham
SPEAKS AT P-T A you.
What car. I give him to keep ber of Commerce by letter or ap
him from telling?
pearing in person any time before
The Beaverton Parent Teachers
the course starts.
He generally gets a dollar.
held their regular meeting Monday
Following is a list of the in
April 10. Dr. Coleman of Reed Col
Ruth (in Social Problems Class): structors for the course: Dr. W ar
lege was the guest speaker.- His
Mr. Hughes, what are lunatics? Are ren D. Smith, geologist, University
topic was one o f interest to all.
they people?
of Oregon; R. M. Betts, Eugene, a
Although not a great number of
Mr. Hughes: (reading) Yes, Ruth, successful miner; Dr- E. T. Hodge,
students turned out to hear Dr.
professor of geology at Oregon
Coleman his speech was enjoyed not people just like us.
State
College;
John Thompson,
a small amount by th older mem
Kind Gentleman: (to boy eating State College of Washington; J. H.
bers of the audience. After the
apple) Look out for
the worms, Batchellor, professor of mining en
meeting refreshments were served
gineering, Oregon State
College,
in the cafteria. — Donald Walker. sonny.
Frankie P: When I eat an apple and W. L. Skinner «nd E. E. Morri
Tell the merchant you j the Worms have to look out for i son, Eugene, Miners.
themselves.
The B- H. S. Band members left
Beaverton at 6:30 Saturday morn
ing. They stopped at Rickreall and
Monroe, arriving at Eugene campus
11:00 a m. A fter registering at a
building called the Igloo, we went
out to lunch. As we played third
we lost no time in don in g our uni
forms. When we returned the C and
B bands finished playing and there
was a massed band. The numbers
played Were “ Activity” and S.I.B.A.
A fter this the banquet was held.
Then those who wanted to could go
swimming or listen to the A bands
p’ay. We left at 9 P. M. stopped at
Corvallis and
Rickreall
arriving
home at 1 A. M. The B. H. S. band
did not place although much praise
was given to them and their direct
or, Mr. Rushnell.
The members o f the band are:
Trumpet: L. Teschner, J. Sanders,
J. Siachle, H. Stoller, and B. Sid-
dens;
Clarinet: C. Gravelle,
H.
Showerman, L. Short, G. Shellen-
bergei*, J. Mason. G. Johnson, B’.
Engleke, and J. Miller; Trombone:
W. Barber and B. Denney; Saxo
phone: E. Posson, C. Beach,
F.
Zimbrick. and C. Gumm; Alto Horn:
C Zuercher. W. Johnson and M. saw his ad in the ‘Review.
Gumm. Baritone: N. Jackson. Flute:
D. Mason. B’ass horn: P. Boeckli and
H. Kamberger. Drum:. H. Huff, B.
Wood and ¡T. Hetu.
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Much has been said, in recent Dear Auntie;
Could you tell me a way to get
years, about the expense, the Mag
nitude and the expanse o f modem rid of J. S.? He is aways pestering
— L. B.
education; »bout it’s entrance into and teasing * me. *
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extra-carricular fields and it’s par_
tial departure from the simplicity Dear L B:
I believe that) a sure cure would
and basic courses o f the years gone
by. These questionings and criti be to take him out and soak his
cisms have been made in all good head in a rain barrel for at least
— Aunt Sophrony
faith. What is the use of the fo o t ten minutes.
ball teams, track teams and basket
ball teams that travel about the Dear Auntie:
N. T. doesn't seem to care for
state at the expense o f the school?
Why the debate teams, the cafe me any more as he hasn’t been
teria, the student papers and all the down to the house for a long time
additions which characterize mod and he won’t even dance with me
when he comes to the Huber dance.
ern education ?
Lately I have seen him hanging a-
Tfie answer comes from a hint
round with V. R. Do you think I
dropped by a parent of one o f our
should just let him g o ?
students, a thought common to the
— A Sweetheart, Fay H.
parents of most modern high schoo]
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students. “ He has more education
Dear Fay:
than I ever had.”
Yours is a complicated case, in
By education is meant preparation deed. Personally I would advise you
for life. If this result can be accom to forget «but N. 'ft as it never
plished better by adding to the ed does any good to run after a de
ucation o f yore, teamwork and co serting loyer. I’m sure B. B. likes
operation in the form of athletic your company, so why not be con
teams; practical experience in cafe tent with him?
COUNTY PRINCI
— Auntie.
teria and student papers: initiative
PALS CONFER HERE When any firm sets out to serve merchandise and most careful ser- accessories. They have a stock that
resource, nbility to ‘ put things over’
Dear Aun.t Sophrony:
represents an investment of many
and to think on ones feet— in de
the public upon a definitely planned! vice. They have a tremendous stock
What would you advise me, as
Fourteen principals o f
l'lemen- policy and then succeeds in taking of auto supplies which includes ab thousands of dollars and have left
bate teams and classes: well nnd
a teacher, to do when I catch I. S.
ary schools of Washington county and maintaining the lead in theil soiutely everything in this impor nothing undone in their endeavo.
good. And these are the exact re-
and A.M. holding hands. Mr Hughes
to serve you faithfully.
met Tuesday evening. April 11th in especial field, then it must be ad tant field.
suits.
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At the head of the company are
the
High
School
cafeteria
to
dis
Bumpers,
curtains,
seat
covers,
Tlho modern high school is more i p <,ar ]yjr Huphes:
mitted that they are operating up
stop-lights,
batteries, men who know auto supplies, tires
tb nn “ brain factory . More, indeed
on the solid foundation of reliable spot-lights,
Put aome glue on A M.’s hand so cuss current business.
and equipment and are most pro
After a short business meeting, and progressive service.
than an organization; it is a unit that when someone catches them in
Such is but what is the use o f trying to
who have
o f future citizens training together the act they can’t let go. It will at. which Supt. Josiah Thills spoke the case with
the Portand Auto tell you even of a part of their | gressive business men
Testing Supply C o., in Portland, who are stock ? Suffce it to say that if it | established an enviable reputation
for the life that is soon to begin probably teach them not to do such on "The New Objective
as live wire citizens who are al
Program” A. B. Kraus, county sup- famous through this entire
for them— training for the respon childish things.
part comes under the head of “ auto sup
— Aunt S.
perintendent, also spoke and a Vir the state for offering 'high grade plies” you can get it for less at ways actively back of all public
sibilities
which
demand
leader
ginian baked ham dinner was ser auto
supplies
to
jthq
dealers this store.
ship nnd the undertakings that de Dear Aunt Sophrony:
spirited
movements. They
have
The Portland Auto Supply Com made the people sit up and take
this
section o f
the
mand cooperation and the jobs that
I am very fond o f the old custom ved by the cafeteria classes under throughout
the
supervision
of
Miss
Meeks.
pany
is
very
'handy
to
Beaverton
Northwest.
Many times has
the
need skill nnd knowledge.
o f kissing a lovely lady’s hand. But
ten
— -------------------- a? question been asked!: “ How do they people coming into Portland for r notice and we predict that
Much might also be said o f the it seems when I try it she is very hg ------ —
‘ j years from now you will not only
do it ? ” and the only answer can business or to visit. It is an es find that the management of this
B E A V E R CHIPS
friendships developed, and the hap much -urprised. What shall I do?
b,e given to this query is to state tablishment thousands of dollars in firm has been a substantial contri-
py memories formed during school
By “The Snoop”
— K. T.
are the sales a-
_ that they DO do it and are contin- expense
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expense for
ror they
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success, but that they
for standard lines o f the u“ ™ ,
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Greetings from the Snoop.
Did I uing to do
it ever:- day at this gents
are nlornc sufficient proof thnt mod Dear K. T :
highest
grade
which
are
offered
at
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will
also
stall
be 8ett' n* the P * ?
youse
guys
find
dose
Easter
eggs?
store.
ern education has not departed too
Don’t be discouraged. “ If at first
y
Kenneth
Taylor, that taciturn
And while you pay much less at the lowest prices quoted by anyone j wlth the lowe*t p
far from “ reading, ’ riting and ’rith- you don’t succeed try, try again.
lad, was bestowed a kiss from the this store you always get standard anywhere for any 4 o f those quality I thing t'hoy sell.
metie.”
lips o f E. Wismer on the trip home
— Doug’as Taylor.
Aunt Sophie:
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A few days ago I allowed a girl from Seaside.
I ALUMNI NOTES
I to rest her head uponi my shoulder. The band did not win first place
f ----------------------------------------------— w Of course, I was concerned only but Carl ®. will tell you why. You
Irene Fuegy and Junior
Dysle with her need of sleep, but is it pos see it was like this, etc. The Blaz- i
graduates o f ’32 have been engag sible that anyone will mlslnterpet erphonia didn’t function properly.
ed since December.
my motives
.—WLtried Ivan. Reason: 3 bottles coco-cola makes
one feel loggy.
Brick Welch is seriously ill with
tee. Her glasses must give satis
tuberculosis at his home.
Dear Ivan:
Six week’s tests this week. Item
Located in the Pittock Blk, in
community that they have conven faction and for the present prices
Maureen Rice, Leota Reilly and
Whnt if
is to inform— not to tell youse Portland', telephone BR 1305.
iently located her» a doctor whose have been greatly reduced accord
Margaret Haines, '32 are keeping girl. isn’t
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Phillips has had
— Auntie. luckey guys.
fine technical skill and long ex- ing to the times. Another phase
house at various homes in Port- iti——
N. Jackson and T. Hetu arrived long experience and wide knowledge perience makes her an expert in c f p r- Phillips service is her rmrs-
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land-
SE
SENIOR
CLASS
home at 2 P. M. Sunday morn af- as a specialist in eye troubles. Im- examining and fitting glasses. This cuiar cuiture treatments to streng
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Audrey Wallis '32 nnd Parbarn SP—
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Cady '.'12 visited school Tuesday.
The Seniors held a meeting Thurs were hungry so proceeded to wake organs may save you much incon- and justly s o . She has spent years then weak eyes and to correct
faulty vision without the use of
Jlemriotita Gar row returned from day noon in room 0 for the purpose a certain person up. Now. boys, is I venience and expense,
in making a special study off) the glasses.
the Dalles, Saturday.
of filling out records o f their cred tat your code of ethics?
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Some
o
f
us
inherit
eyes
subject
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eye and is thoroughly competent in
If you have children it is a wise
Dick Scruggs '32 handled a
5- its and other things necessary to
Mr. Beach U wearing
smoked J° wrta,n f * €cts'
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every detail
thing to have regular examination
ineh anti-aircraft gun aboard
the graduation this June. Mr. Metzler
our e y e s .
glasses to school. Reason, he stay- **ave taken
oarc
made o f their eyes, along with a
U. S. S Maryland during the re explained the procedure o f filling
complete physical examination. Dr.
cent West Con“t Navnl maneuvers. out the records and most o f the
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8ay, of the eyes may cause us to need ™ m ty . Persons frorn^ everywhere Edith I. Phillips hag made a study
Ronald Webb, '31, accompanied class were able to count up enough B e a c h ? old -
the debate
class in tbeir recent credits for the coming c-.ent.
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I glasses.
Because of the dehcate- in this section of the state take J of children and she will be glad to
occasion to come in and have their give you the most expert adviee
"March to the Rea” .
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° ne Write a ness of the eyes no one but an
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letter
to
dear
old
auntie
Sophrony.
expert
should
be
allowed
to
exam
-,
eyes
examined with regularity. Her on the matter.
Elmer Walters, '31, and Forest
LONG AGO
The
poor
dear’s
have
run
out
of
ine
and
corpect
0ur
vision.
A
m
is-¡office
is
equipped
to
fit
you
per-
This publication is glad to rec
Jones, ’32. nro still pursuing that
ideas. Such a deplorable condition take may mean a handicap for life fectly with glasses. She uses only ommend this experienced optomes-
elusive phantom known ns n com
What happened seven years ago? in these pressing times. Porter will. ¡n the way of extremely defective , the finest makes o f lens prepared trist to all its readers. She is a pro-
plete education—this time in Port
1. Mr. Metzler was promoted to
Don Walker recently purchased a sight
I *or grinder.
Back of her work is fessional woman of wide knowledge
land.
the superintendency o f our school
new automobile. It has wree feel -1
It should be a source
of great ( not only her
reputation and ex- and experience, and a valued cit
Ed and Ia‘Roy Gravelle ’31 are
2. The first Boys' Glee club was
ing. myncro. sesh, ploating fower satisfaction to the people of this ' perience but
her personal g u aran -| izen in the community,
organized
at
B.
H.
S.
working hand at home.
3. For the first time in the his and bour fheel wrakes. Quite the
Van Brown '32.
Paul
Shellen-
car oh yes he drives it.
berger '29 are again gracing the tory o f B. H. S. a public speaking)
Well once more I bid you fare
class
was
organized.
streets of Beaverton. Van from the
4. The Girl Reserves meeting in well. Sounds like a second shakes-
University of Washington ami Paul
pere, yeacx. Keep away from poison
this school was held Feb. 12 .
from Oregon State,
oak and be sure and write to auntie.
5.
An
Orehestna
was
organized
Harold Shafer '32 is working at
a
under Miss Bunce, the gadc school
the Harry Bear Service Station.
NEWS NOTES
and
adjoining do not think they can help you they
music teailher.
Who have had years of exper all parts of this
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counties, and the great work being will tell you so and not accept a
What
happened
13
years
ago?
ience
in
the
practice
of
their
pro
GIRL RESERVES
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Six week's exams were
given fession are head o f one of the lar done in the relief o f the sufferng case regardless of fea, unless they
The senior class held a carnival
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this week. New resolutions were gest and best equipped Chiroprac is phenomenal. Then again, the pa can conscientiously feel that a cure
The
finance
rommittee
was:
Mr.
A Girl Reserve meeting was held
made.
best can be obtained, or relief given.
tic Offices in the Orpheum ‘Theatre tients come from the very
Thursday April 6 in tin- gym. The Nash “
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/They will give you an X-Ray ex
Mrs. Boyce and
Hazel
Boyce, | Building in Portland — X-Ray Ex- class o f people, people of standing
devotional services were lead by parent; Dr. Mason from the school
in the community in which they amination without charge or obli
board;
and
Herbert
Erickson,
a
mother
and
sister
o
f
Lila
Fay
and
amination
Without
Charge
or
Ob
Catherine
Markovich.
Tjhe
girl-
gation. This will show the exact
student.
Hays Boyce visited school Tuesday, ligation— See your condition
with live.
said the lo rd s lYayer and the
I f you are not in good health you cause of your illness or your trou
Francis Livermore was attending
*rhe Senior class may is well un- y ° « r own eyes— Accept no cases
poem “ Trust in God and
Have
should see the Firth X-Ray Chiro ble and you can see it with your
I der way. Miss Schaeffers who is i where they cannot benefit the pa-
Faith” was read. Rhoda Tthyng and night school at Renke-Walker.
practors, known all over this sec own eyes. This is an opportunity
The
freshman
class
was
the
larg-
coaching
the
group
holds
a
prac-
tient
—
Practice
only
chiropractic
Georgia
Belle
Kamberger
made
tion as leading chiropractors. They to be examined in one o f the fin
,
-t
school,
numbering
about
using
the
very
latest
and
most
mo
speeches about the inter-club hike
tice the fourth period every day,
dern methods in the science— You will prove to you beyond a question est and best equipped chiropactic
on Aprill, load by our president, 34
which was
was a
a
The question fo the State Debat-
/ Due
’“ T to Good r Friday
rmay wnun
cordially invited to call at o f a doubt that the primary cause offices in the country by doctors
Margaret West. Dorothy Boy, the
your who are conductisg the largest pri
ing
league
was:
Resolved,
that
St
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umme^
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their
office for a consultation and of your sickness lies with
ring cl airman, announced that Girl
spine. They will point out the vate practice on the Pacific Coast.
the
protective
tariff
ia
beneficial
no.
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,
examination
without
obligation—
Reserve Rings will be presented at to the producers o f
nerve or nerves that are being im This is not a clir.lc and they do not
agricultural , UA sch**ule has been arranged for p W ; Atwater 4453 .
M fftty Park in Portland, April 23.
poverished due to the pressure up employ students but ever/ doctor
prmlucta
in
the
United
States
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With
>n
unusual
«nd
thorough
Oatlarine
Markovich
announced
on them caused by subluxation of is a competent Palmer Gradual*
Mr. Mather was athletic coach. ar*
popular.
training
the
Firth
X-Ray
Chiro
(im p day at Rockceek for the Beav
BeavertM
played their
firat
Dim man visited school on practors are without doubt among the spine, why you have rheuma Chiropractor who has had success
erton Girl Reserves to tie April game o f football with Scappoose, \ Tuesday.
tism. heart trouble, stomach trouble, in private practice.
the leading people in this profes
2 S and 29. Th© charge is one dol beating them 19-0.
kidney trouble, headaches, nervous
Science has progressed perhaps
Beaverton negative debate team
sion in the country. Besides know
lar for two days. After the business
The first issue o f the Beaverton
m*et Medford debate team at ledge gained thru years o f study, ness, neuritis or a genera! ''oreak- more rapidly during the last decade
[»art o f Che meeting the girl form Hummer Special was printed
down in health and how to over than in any previous period of th*
in t Eugene tomarrow .
they have equipped their offices to
ed into discussion
groups.
The November, 1921.
come these diseases without purg world’s history, and one of the
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— Hays Boyce
meet the demand of every patient.
leaders of
these
groups
were
The cafeteria was just being
Dorothy Gerber, a friend of Mar- They are now heads of one o f the ing the system with drugs. Tho you sciences that has been brought to
Blanche Haines, Lila Boyce. R uth' completed
swim in drugs, the only way to a high degree of perfection is that
largest and best equipped offices
Fulgham. Margaret Dickman and
B.H.S. lost a
game of basket-1 M classes could talk this is what for the practice in the city. They get permanent relief is to remove science and art of chiropractic
< «th«'hne Makovich.
\0 Tualatin. 11 to 5.
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happen
sixth period:
In making this review we are
have restored health to hundreds of the cause of the disease. They will
The “ tinier o f Che B” woa or-
Glee club: “ Do you like good people.
refer you to n;eny people here, pos glad to compliment the Firth X -
Traffic Cop: Hey! you ran t turn ganised for the purpose o f
pro- singing?”
Ray Chiropractors upon their suc
Their rracu.v has r re .a sod b y sibly your neighbors, whose health
around here!
moting higher ideals in the athletic
Am. Hist class: (right abovq)
cess in their chosen profession and
Miss Barnes: Ttiat
all
right I and social activities af Che student “ Yeh. but don’t stop on
our ac- rapid strides and people go to their I has been restored by their chtro- to refer their ability and activities
think I can make it.
body of B. H. S.
count.”
office weekly to consult them from J practic spinal adjustments. If they to our readers.
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Portland Auto Supply Co.
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Dr. Edith I. Phillips
Firth X-Ray Chiropractors
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