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T h is strin g en t and fa n ta s tic pen
a lty » a s e x a cte d for violating th e
p ro tectio n bestow ed by an em peror
on a tree. T h e tr e e w as an a n cien t
lim e tre e th a t stood In th e town o f
A delshelm In linden, tierm n ny. and
th e Krnoeror Itu p rech t decree«! Its
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a m odification o f th e original rule,
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e rs off w ith w hole s h irts If they
would buy ribbons and tie them to
th e tree.
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clined to su ch a ruinous sta te th at It
bail to he ru t down, and fo r 50 y e a rs
o r so its p i n « stood em pty. Now,
how ever, a new lim e tre e grow s
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A s a resu lt o f th e su cce ss « ¡te n d
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In to th e A m erican A rctics, th e ex-
pertinent has been trie d w ith buffalo
ta k e n from point« In th e n o rth ern
p a rt o f th e U nited S tn te s and south
ern C an ad a. N in eteen A m erican buf
fa lo e s w ere lib e ra te d m ore th an a
y e a r ago a t J a r v is cre ek in A lask a,
and w hile they hav e been ear- fully
w atched they have been given no
sp e cia l ca re , exce p t ar. o ccasio n al ra
tion o f food when n a tu re had c u t
off th e supply. T h e la st re p o rts In
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ing th e ir htrnlth by a ca re le ss
ch o ice o f la x a tiv e s. S o he began a
se a rch fo r a h arm less prescrip tion
w hich would he thoroughly effec
tive. y e t would n e ith e r gripe nor
form any h a b it. At la s t he found It.
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he found people billoua, hem larhy,
out o f so rts, w eak o r f e v e r is h ; w ith
coat«>d tongue, had hrenth, no appe
tite o r energ y . It relieved th e m ost
o b stin a te ra s e s , and y et w as g en tle
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people.
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