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Newspaper Page TextTHE HKAVF.irrON IIKVIKW Friday. May : 10 . 1930 B la c k Sheep9s Bold • THE • KITCHEN CABINET ♦ kg lI p a l r i i T (àrtniNhaw f CHAPTER V II— Continued “ O o h i j ," | told h«t. "W e ’rs r o lo i to have a real picnic trip down the tlr a r — no hurry, every.hlnx pleasant. There'a nothing to cry about and noth Ing to get In a paddy abou t I'm going to talk to the c a m e ra ; taka any raga you want out o f my awng while I'm aw ay." I left her alone, altttng there a for lorn allm figure. In the new gun o f the day that waa to hare begun my march to victory. All the great buah waa awake and getting to Ita bualneaa of the d ay—It didn't care that m j ambl- tlona w ere wrecked and my plane, of yearn, thrown into the Rom llly river. I had never questioned for an In atant the neceaalty laid upon me to take Jinny aafely back to civtlixatlon. aave her from the consequence# of her folly, at any c oat But I could not pretend to m yaelf— however much I might pretend to her— that I waa glad. It meant the using up o f my at ores, the going back to Darn to relit. Lon Ing tbe carriers waa possible; they might deeert aa soon aa they saw tbe sea. and I should have to recruit over again. W eeks of delay, months maybe, and all the time— A ll the time— I A thought struck me, hard. 1 was repacking some of the boys’ toads, when this Idea cam to me. “ All the tim e— ” I said to myself. “ A ll tbe time — somebody else would be getting away. . . . 1 think I can agree w ith Jinny In calling him a swine." I fonnd her waiting by the baggage. She had taken a shirt and a pair of trousers out o f my swag and dressed herself In them, throwing away her rags. She bad smoothed her hair with my comb, and washed her face with what I Inferred to be the last o f our drinking water. . . . No m atter; I could send a boy or two to fetch more from the bottom o f the gorge wbat waa time, now? The queerest mixture o f kindliness and anger filled my heart, when I looked at her. A fte r all. If what I sus peeled was true, she was scarce al all to blame. A fte r alt. she bad risked her life, was ready fc go on risking I t Just for the doubtful blessing of my society. Wa# It a crime? No. by all tbe gods — 10 matter what It bad cost me. J e t— Tbe way to the Rom llly river was easier than It had been coming up W e got ’ here In tw o days and camped to make rafts, since no canoes were now available. And on tbe first of the bights o f our camp. Jinny and I came to an explanation. CHAPTER V III W e were seated upon the platform o f Jinny’s tent-fly, which had been mine (I slept with the carriers now) Bhe ant with her legs croesid, playing an improvised “ banjo,” and mimicking the sound with closed lips, very clev erly —i f one bad felt disposed for such cleverness. J was not so disposed, feeling. Indeed, a good deal more like going down to the Rom llly and drown Ing m yself In It. than listening to revue tricks— but I resj«ected the pluck that et the Improvised banjo to a seeming twanging. Somehow she Influenced me, drove the dark mood away Somehow, by and by. she had me laughing. And tbe great dark about us pressed less h e a v ily ; the world narrowed, sud denly, to a cosy small tent with a lantern and a pretty girl lighting It op almost equally. . . . W c bad bad little talk on the way Jown from the hills. But now, with a day or two o f watting before us. while raft* were made. It seemed to me that 1 owed her something. She thought me hard, unkind. 1 didn't want to he a churl. “ W hat's tt about. Jinny?” 1 asked her, as she ended her play “ What's the smouglng for? Want me ti go out and buy you a pair i f silk stockings?* She laughed; stretched out bet shapely dancer's leg, disguised In my kliakl trousers “ 1 don't want anything ofT you. Bhe said, suddenly grave “ At least not anything you'd want to g ive me this aide o f the grave. . . . I’Te made up my mind to tell yon all al>out everything—all about my cumin along after you, I mean— W ell, tbe beginning o f It wa* that day when you talked to me on Thursday Island and said no woman couldn't go exploring; that put me In a bit of a paddy, be cause of course I didn't believe It and I don’t either— " “ W e'll let that go,“ 1 cut In, a trifle wearily 1 knew I «1 ould never suc ceed In making Jinny see the truth. “ Well, I was feeling pretty bad about it after you went. And It Just came Into my head, t donn how. that I d get a boat and run over to the other side, and see. Ike. how things were go'n . on with v< u and your trip O f cou.se. Sir Richard Kaushaw he whs tm-nnin to go snd get whntevei It was. before you. arc- Spicer, he was backing Idm up; I'd got that much out of the old boy, while we was friends, b e c a u s e of course he wanted to mnke love to me. and I wouldn’t and that's when they will tell you . And then I found that you weren t there at all, al l)n— Wliat was the place?” ••Ibiru." “ V et Seems you’d gone to Port Moresby after all Phil, wasn't that fair awful about Sir Richard gettln drowned? Oi-J no one evei tlnd nut anything? W ell you know, nod »In ran on. without walling foi an answer. “ When I beard you'd goto there, I was— I w a * —I ’hll I was that *nake headed I could »e tiit you I'm leflin you ull the fr it h I ’lill —I didn’t want you to go, he<',tus< I knew *h>- wouhl he there, and l thought, let hei get sale married to Sir Richard, and I f I be all right, bemuse she'» the milk nnd water kind that Won't evet think of another mat. again; th a t* What I thought. So when I heard you'd gone there and he wa* dead— A re von going to marry her?" It lmr*t torth like a cry It I hau bean angry with her tier her alighting Wont* about I ‘la. I wa* not angered now “ Jinny, uiy dear d i d who do you alread y; I wouldn't give up all hope o f that, even now. I'n dor the hanging hurrtewne lamp Copyright by H ugh*« M u t i« A CNx I drew forth my copy o f Grace's last WNV SdfTlM notes, written on the day when famln« and sh-knees drove him to turn hack with hit task »till undone. Graco was (blnk would ha vs n>« for their daugh leading an exploring trip, Ananced hy ter? I'm aa likely to marry Miss the moneyed i>*rtnvr who wished to l.aurler aa you are to marry one of solve one of the many unsolved prob the klng’a »on »," I anawered her. W O U L D BE B E T T E R S W IM M E R lems o f the New Gulm-a hack country, She went straight to llie heart of and. Incidentally, place his somewhst that aophlatry. A clergyman went ont with a boat “ Yea, buf If you was to find some undlstln ;ulshed name upon the map man to try hla luck at drop aoa h»h T o cross from the Romllly lo the Ply thing up at Talatata. that was worth Ing. They were a long way from shore had boon h lj ambition There wai fortunes and millions— " and *1111 Is—a big unknown *rea In when a sudden equal I blew up which “ I am quite surw, if 1 had a mil those -laits, and Jackson had been Seemed likely to overwhelm llie small Mon tomorrow. Mrs. la u rie r would nor like me sny the better." O'ea. but I bitten hv the desire, .ost natural, a* craft. “ I wish i had been a better uiiin." I saw It—o f finding out wliat. and thought to myself, she would let me groaned the boattnuii. as he strove al who. might lie In the uutraveled marry her daughter; she hates the hla oara. space. type I represent—all wise women hate “ And I wish I had been a hellei I sat on the end o f the sleeping plat- form, under the lamp, and pored upon swimmer,“ remarked the clergyman iny copy o f the word* he hail wrltteu though I fully. In the bitters St hour ot his lif e — ------------------------ “ Jnnuarv o— No sago In sight Q U IE T A N D P L E A S A N T Stores very low Jackson anxious to turn back nt once. A fte r dispute, agreed one day more. Iloys weak, re bell Ions Dysentery threatening. “ January ft. Today at four we turned baek. Crged laekson attempt further travel, but he declares himself unfit. Insist* Immediate return. One carrier died today. Three In very poor ! condition. N atives a| pea red on dls taut ridge, war-dunood. No attack Deeply regret necessity return." . . . Then the passage tluit gave slgnlfi ounce to the whole— added hastily In pencil, a* if some reserve, some Im pulse o f prudence had suddenly broken down — "W h ole formation suggests 1 gold. I f so. have struck l Iggost Jew- j eler's shop ever known.“ “ Jeweler's ! “ Y'ou say you've had * very quiet lU m s trm l i o n * k g I n r i m M g e r * Somehow She Influenced Me, the Dark Mood Away. Drove It; It's an tisocial— still. If I were a Bolshevik from l.enlngrad. w-lth a mil lion In my pocket, she'd swallow her hatred, hand over the g irl—Curse her. and all like h e r !) This went through my mind In a second, while Jinny was going on— ‘1 hadn't anywhere to stay at I'a ru Mrs. Maidstone, she give me a bed Spicer, be was there. I know Spicer; he used to be on the halls, years ago. but he wasn’t any good at that, so he got a Job as gentleman'* gentleman to Sir Richard. Well. S| leer, he said to rae— 'W hy don't you up and after him. when he starts? lie 'll be back here to get hts hoys which Is waiting for him.' says he, *acd then he’ll be off by the Rom llly river, and If you take a canoe along the coast.’ says he. T i l put you up to all the tricks, he says, ‘and you'll -atch him up be fore he can get out of tbe bush ruuu try, where he'll have t-» cul his way he says, ‘and jo u ’ I show him.' he says—‘what yon on dr after alt. And who knows.' he say*— Now I'v e told yon everything. I'hll Amory. nnd more than you want to know, so If you'll kindly leave my little wooden hut to me. I'll go bye-hye," “ You'll leave my M*tle wooden hnt fo r me." she parodied. *hr!lly. The black forest about us sounded to ber high singing. • • • • r a e I had thanked her. snd left her. and I was alone— alone with myself, and the knowledge o f my wrecked ambl Ilona Things, on the whole, looked worse than I had supposed them to be Jinny did not know everything. So far as she wa* aware. Spicer had been the moving «pfrit in the plot to stop me and bring me ha ,-k; hut I guessed (he hand o f Sir Richard Kanshaw In the mattet. I f the plun were his. It was a good plan, fully organized, nnd one might ex|>ect developments from It y e t It was as certain a* anything could reasonably be. that a rival ex pedltion wa* even now on it* way One hope only I had. My road was not the road o f the dead miner, G race; I had user! my knowledge of the coun try to best out a new track. If I were right—and I was all hut sure of that—the new way would cut down risk. lime. exi>ense. above all. enable me to get to Tataluta faster thao sny one else could. Faster, It might be. than any rival trip that had started shop. a phrase current among lll(] pleasant time at home lately?' Papuan miners, means a pocket, or - j „ . uiy w,f„ >n), , series o f pockets, o f extreme richness, j ___________________ . . January tt. Covered about Obstruction five miles, hard going. Carriers very Tou ll always amt ■ taction weak, feet badly cut. Jacksoo some- j That la hard to u m lo iu n t, Who -ritli-lica action what b -tter. VVh«n It ou g ht to land n band. “ 10th— Much regret to say Jackson | killed by natives today, evidently be W in* on a Hot Tip longing to same Tatntatu tribe that 11 Iggliov— Hullo, Multbcwn, old chap! had threatened us. When stopping In I bear yon backed I'erfeel Fool at the stream ta d for lunch, shower o f spear* races the other d.iy and made a small suddenly thrown from deuse bush. fortune. One wont through Jackson. I tired Matthews—Y e«, I didn't do badly. into hush and ordered carriers to do > “ Ilow did you spot the winner?” same. Heard one or two shouts, but “ Oh. they were the Inst wont* my on entering bush la’ cr nothing to be seen. Attended to Jackson best I w ife said to me as I left the bouse." could, he did not live three minutes, i Happy Boyhood seem* to have been It In heart. “ Do you recull be.ng a happy, bare Burled him eight feet deep, piled boulders on top, resumed march. fool boy ?” “ Nol exactly," answered Format Reached creek I had named Jackson, about live. Cain|e*t More dyseutery Comfossel. “ About the happiest days I remember are those when I man among carriers, two in bad way.“ The record contluued. brief and aged to get a new pair o f shoes.“ — hard, relating deaths of carriers, fur Washington Star. ther attacks by natives, terrible straits I The T e .t for lack of food and lack o f w ater; ' Mrs Pester —Are you sure this tv a the finding at ln«t o f • small |*atcli of sago lint enabled them to secure ! thoroughbred Boston terrier? Mr. Pester— Reasonably sure. Whv 1 enough food for a Inst rush bock tc I Mrs. Pester— ’Cause 1 tried him with the Rom llly river. G lace hud written little fitter tlu it: the fi ver that ended " P,nr<* o f ***""» on«! he fum ed up hi* his 1 5 some week* inter was burning noae at them, out hts strength d.:y hy day. and he Not So W elcom e was barely able lo reach the const “ 1 sold .»cr ship would rotile In alive. There at I little trading sta tlnn he d ied; leaving Ms gear with the this week IVus I correct ?" "W ell, partly. My salary was trader; nnd 1. coming along gome while after, had bough* the «tu ff for s docked." song Gruee's diary didn't Interest the trader, who had native blood, and H O W L O N G M A R R IE D could barely read and write. I wa* ns sure a* anyone r.uilil he that my ey°r, were Hie first 'o rest upon It. I had bet n nbsolu.ely sure— till the day I met Jinny Trencher orf Thursday Island — that the very word “ T a ta ’ atn" was unknown to any save myself . that the suggestion, tee possibility of Immense treasure, contained between the Mi.es ol G ra res diary, was my secret alone. Now that I had passed the trading station a_tt!n. ascended the river, no Sherlock Holmes wa* needed to tel! me how the secret had got out. That story was contained ic one sentence— Grace had written to his girl. He had no doubt hoped to get belter, get back to her. He had done exactly as I had “ So you are married : l u » tmw done with I’ls. as Sir Itichnrd Fun sing?" shaw had done with Jinny. Told hi* "W ell, let's see— for abolii six girl his secrets. . . . dress»-*, three fiata and bull dozeu And Grace's girt haO gone out. Ir. crying fits." an Influenza epidemic, not long after But liefore that, she had, in her turn Harsh E x p e r ie n c e told some one who was. probably, hei A member I atould bale le be lover; might have been Iter lover si. Of s grand Jury clinic, For whal I lenrni-d might render me along— Fanslmw. Thenceforth a suffering cynic. »TO BE CONTINfKD» W orld Slow to R ew ard Men of M usical Genius Musical composition Is one o f the very worst paid jobs In the world uri less the coni)M.*er happens lo hit the popular fancy o f his own time, which only 8 few composers have managed to do t'omwqnently most of the »mm posers have done somethin* else foi a living, though generally something connected with music. .1 ft Bach was s church organist. Handel was an or gunlst and mn»ln«-tor. Mozart was In his »lay a lainous pianist as were als»i Mendelasnhn nnd Brahms. Spoilt wn* a great vtolli 1st. Gounod and Franck organists. Roliert Schumann was only prevented from making his living a» a pianist hy an accident tn hi* lmn-1 caused l<> his enthusiasm tn nlilulb s |K*rfeet »<•» hrdque. while Beethoven an»l Sclmlieit lived all their lives In comparative |Ki\erlj lo-raii«» of their innate perversity and Ihelt lack ol pnietlcHldllty In lh<-se m ailers which would have brought them a rompe tency. (Riera conqusers nmre fre qm-Dtlv made a trade of composition but even tin-*»1 have often been or cheatrnl players, or con d tuff ora. or have made n living hy teaching am’ writing about music. Still Patiently W aiting Mr Knox—1 think soma lim e during Ids life a man's b e lte rs c lf coiii «, s to tbe surface. June. Mrs. K nox—oh. I hope s o ! I have been wuillng for years and years for yours to come lo the surface, John A S a fety Deposit The I ’ restidigllaleur — lln. ha I Didn't know you hail all that money In ynur whiskers, did you? Mr. Idtnglirush—Yea, I did. I hid that money there so my w ife wouldn t find It In m.v pockets— hand ll over. Chinese Delicacy «uey originated nt s dinner that I'rince l.l Hung Chang gave In l New York when he made his trip j Something M i n i a i around the world l'rin<-e Id carried ' Martin - I f you refuse to marry me his own chid with him. arid the menu ! |'|| blow out tny brains, was sirlclly Chinese o n e o f the ilisln-s M abel—Why, that's lni(»i**tlile. ••specliiMy delighted the w ife of the Martin —Perhaps you think that I guest ot horn», nnd »lie naked l.l whnt Haven't a pistol? It wits P rim e l.l railed In hi« chef Mahei— Oh. no doubt you have a and llie chid replied in Chinese. "It Is p|»|ol. a creation of my own — a chop suey. j — , . I'he word* “ chop sney” mean a mix Bsch to N orm alcy rare ot hash Prince l.l snlil In Frig ! Jiiko— Did Jones get married at last? l|*h “ It Is a chop s u e y " The Amerl l**w— N o; he told me lie'll wall till • an woman spread the new* of chop I times liecame more normal, anil I think uey ti e wonderful dish The name Hi«» i*v fli i! tim « li« will I»« more* uor (mu liiniM'lf. was liikcn Ufi by (lie Chinese resino rants In America, and today chop *n«*j is the chief eoneoctlon that they serve A * O ften Happens Agent— I ritoltiti like to demon«trnte this new safety razor to you. It W a s te d E n e r g y •*To f r o m over •inali Ihlrum/ said mentís a revolution In the urt of shav III Ilo rite ni'.çe nt f lilirtow n . ■Is lo i'*« waste the energy you might wish to Knicker—Tlnink yon. I have reserve for some truly Important eo "h e and I mmd «iiy that the révolu terprise.“ — Washington Star. Hon wa* not altogether bloodless. Chop F- r « t in ; End of Moon The Nava, observatory snv* It Is «luted hy Jeffreys ho Inis made ah elaborate ntnthonmtb at Hu es'fg.-itlon •if the aul>J«” ff that the moon will he gin to return to the earth before It reaches twice Its pres» nt »Hsian»«- nn»t will isititlnne to approach until It «simes so near that It will Is* torn to pfei-c* by the attraction of the earth The frngmettfs will then form s r!n* around the earth like that of Siturn Then Now "W a r p ” and “ W o o f" Russell without if!«(011111* this ••**■>!« , Kh*— ll«*n* I»« n ¿rlMiin* o f my m in d «loti nd-1« »ha* (he «nn mhy have In wen .I.g ’ he wan- “-fo r* to th. sh( H K, e,„ hnnd spin Mi ends extending lengths l-e In fin ■mr’i'il to slilfte h* f re this e»<i*»-«|'nglt «h-w re» »~->h n and return o f the iiru-it .. a whhh ,,rc crossed by the wo».f ,h|1| rem!n.ls in«, cuu.e take , the till end carried hy the shuUle j, (||J uew , ur. are complete«!. UU I » « » . Would you like to try this d o c to r’s laxative free of charge? l Ululi | **W| t hin k that c o n a p lc u oi * « • v * n t * . s t r i k i n g «rxp» rl«*tn « *«. # * « l t - t d m o m e n t « , h i t w im»M I«* ilo »t h v u r c h * t * » ' t * i unit CftlMtClty. W# • r* fetonti C o m m o n iluyu, m o n o t on o us h ou r» , fer»nrluom# paths, toll I ho r « * t » l o r y . Thu Vision nm| b* «Inferi», t h * druftm limy uferukon on i o n i * m o u n t a i n tup. but t h * t » « t , t h * t ri u m p h 1« * t tho f o o t o f Uu mou nt a i d . on t h * U t el pla in. ” SUSTAINING! SOUPS One nmy prepare with milk vegc table soups which are most nourish lug. The vege tahlea may he a » p a r a g u a, | t e s s beans o f vurlou* kinds, celery, pota toes, turnips, car rots, splttuch. on Ions, com , enbhagv ~ or some o f those In combination. The soup should b< slightly thickened. The following will be a good bade rec ip e ; Thicken tw o etipfula o f milk with oue tahlespoonful o f Hour and the same o f bultur well blended, add sea sonings and two thirds o f a cupful ol cooked vegetables chopped, maxlicd ot strained. I f the vegetable Is not starchy, more flour may he added Vegetable Vitamin Soup.— Take one cupful aach o f diced carrots, chopped onion, on* and one-half cupfuls ol chopped celery, one cupful o f diced turnips, two cupfuls of diced pota toes, two quarts o f meat slock, one cupful o f tomato Juice, two tablespoon fula o f chopped green pepper, six tablespoonfuls o f butter and a few dashes o f pepper. Brown the vego tables, except the potatoes. In the tail ter, add three tcaapoonfuls o f salt and one-fourth teoapoonfu! o f ;>opper. Boil Iwruty ndnules and add the potaloo* Been Soup__ Soak one rupful ol dried Yenna over night In a quart of water. Cook In the same water until soft. I f onion flavor la liked add a slice or two to the beans while cook Ing. Mush the bean* through a sieve and add water, uillk or meat broth enough to make a full quart. Add a little flour to bind and keep the thick part o f the beans from settling to llie bottom. Ttie flour may be added by mixing It with equal parts o f butter Season to tnste and serve hot. G am j lah with a sprinkling o f niluced pur < •ley. Slbva o f lemon and hard cooked egg are liked for another gurtilsh. Turnip 8oup.— Heat four cupfuls of milk In s double boiler, add one table- ! spoonful o f flour with two tublcS|M»oD- fuls o f butter, then add two cupfuls of ■ fresh grated turnip, one leuspooiiful o f grated onion, one and one-fourth teaspoonful* o f salt, a half teaspoon ful o f sngur. Cook until the turnip I* ■oft. Sprinkle with (Vuisley and serve Serve with croutons. Onion Soup—- t ’ook six medium *U<*d onions (chopped) In u very little i water until tender. Add two table i spoonfuls o f fut uml cook down until the onions are yellow. Mix them with three cupfuls o f meat broth, season . well. Add a little water lo four table- •poonful* o f flour; when well blended add to the sot'p, n « k until the starch la thoroughly rooked. Serve with crated ch.-cxe sprinkled over the soup plate«. V A R IO U S GOOD TH IN G S T h l« Is the *<>n*on o f the year when ismh Is at Its best. A crown roast nt lamb makes a Moot I in;si.» Ing appearance foi n dinner. The nice tiling about the crown roast U that It is so easy tn curve. Ttmre Is nn old saying among the French that It Is ns dlsgruci-ful for a boat to be Ignorant ef i.liv in g na It Is to lim e a fine library and not know how to rend. The art o f carving Is n most useful tml graceful accomplishment, and It •hould form a part o f the edurulhm i f every young man and woman, lie gin with the en«y meats to rarve, and the m»ire complicated will not tn-m so overwhelming. The carver's scat should bo high enough to bring the ellmw* on a line with the tali!e, with ample room for moving tlie arms. The <-ut of meat or fow l should i*e placed on a platter large enough to allow the Joint to lie carved without danger to llie doth. The garnishment should m-ver Inter fere with the work o f the carver, Kuril garnishes ns pnrtiry and watercress tnny he laid aside and will not prove obJectl«jnnble. W ith a crown roast all the «-arver has to do la to cut dowp between every rib. Each piece is then ready to serve. Every family has occasional need of a laxative, hut it ihould (>• a family laxative. One that can't form a habit, hut can he taken as often as needed. When breath is had or tongue coaled. Or «polite fails. Only a doctor knows the right ingrrdirnls. Dr. Caldwell discovered the correct combination years ago. Dr. Caldwell'* Syrup Pepsin combines harmless herbs and pure senna. It Marts muscular action and soon corrects constipation. Gently, but surclv, it relieves a bilious or sloggi»!* condition. It i* mild. Delicious, 4 E ffective. A ll druggists keep tins famous nresvription ready, in big botile*. O r ttrilc />r. Ctiiilu 'll's Syrup 1 'ipjin, J/oNln tllo, HI., f o r d ft to Irmi boHly f o i l f a i j . H e r e 's A d d it io n a l P r o o f T h a t Silence Is C o ld e n Oregon & California Directory Filial Root said III all a fter dinner speech 111 New York on Ids return r o n r u A N O . o m k . o n from Geneva : .O se»l«sA»fy r n«ff«s»/ “ Silence Is golden In diplomacy. Cornar Olh a « » l M « y l * u , Naar U nion M iailon. II Is goldi'ti ever)w h ere. "One# upon n tim e n corpse In a bathing suit was fished out o f Hie AN M rHANCIftCO ritA N C U C O ’ ’1 * Nr K W riNK MOTIL sea and sent to an undertaker's. A • R • rvK.m w with ma IW ur ur alt altuwai li <«> »«• I» UK i «air a i T riKim ith I »•«%»»* rich young tuun culled the next day J u tta « a R itili i (tarala la r i Juda« al l Ktliljr- dati *lu«*r and IdenlIfled tlie corpse a* Ids fa 4 it ili M U N IT l»ar r a d i p a id « h i l a ther. T it « young man was gvlng .ruing l*u«lil*»d wffM'tirad. orders to tlie undertaker for the l«#«'luroa waaliljr UtHfllagaa Wrlla furralal»«. most expensive burliti In the estab M O I F R s y i t s m or c o u i u i t m U L C I X 10# (ftaraak d a llraal. «asttand. Ora. lishment's program, when the mollili o f Iho corpse fell open, and a row P ip e V a lv e s , Fittings o f false teeth dropped out. " T hn t'a not futlier.' said the Pum p Engines young man, and lie hurried uwuy, 'T l i e undertaker had been pulling F arm Tools & Supplies the corpse Into a mahogany coffin with gold trimmings, lint now lie put A L A S K A J U N K C O . It buck on Its alone slab again. rtrst sad Taylor SU., r»rtlasd. O r « , o » "" 'Idiot !* he said to It. 'I f you'd kept your mouth shut you'd have had an A 1 fu n e r a l'" Owe •/ POM n.ANO'3 Aamar /lm#a/a A lrvu.mslmtesli.iarioi Ini- MlihOOf n i W r*rk M L ultra Hthof « ♦ *ra«re ».j>|H.wl|a. H o tel H o y t HOTEL ROOSEVELT Start N m SSS Hotel Roosevelt W liat this Doctor did for Humanity A * a young nun the lute Dr. R. V. rirrrc, practiced incile ins in I’riuuvl- vanu and wa* known tar and near lot hi* great tucertt in alleviating di*ca*c. I-'inally lie moved to Buffalo, N. and nut up m iea<ly-to uu form, hi* G O L u i N M E D I! A L D IS C O V E R Y . Mie well known tonic lor tlx hioud Thu drength builder it made (root a formula which Dr. I’ ieres found ttxxt effective vrlien in private prarttr*. It aid* digestion, a, set* s s* s tonic and enrkhe* the lit-svi—clear* 1—clear* sway pimple* amt annoying eruption* snd tends' to keep the compie»usi fre*h and rlrar. A ll druggist*. Tablet* or liquid. WELL OR MONEY BACK Tfeu fH>» >Wwir.a<t< tr foo r »hs» «|«d U fb« fV K X T l V N AiGst K A . N c f > « f - . t In t M ^ i « l life l*i l MA(. ’ U m J bf <M e Ba I« m ! t » I ? » iM lfM to o *H u lu C *u te ) e f E arth qu e':«« Most earthquake regions lie near the •- lg»-s o f tlie ctui'lni- da! platform* v. I.lrh are pnalm-ed by the c»dln|ee of t rep areas o f tlie Perth’* crust Tht*se •ire t’ -e »•tie * which are aniler-'olnv ti e bm t rapid change of level si th»' prevent || IP. In many Cu es the dee u> have 'em me f1l’ «-»I with water, profile- ti g i-ea« and oeean*. E u r o p e V/illmut D ese rt * Kuro, e la the only »sc.iinenl w-hl.-h : : » no ilc i- r l a rea ; formerly a larg part of it w. s »on-red with fu.es,■ wtltl • Ibotlfcs *»l*»4v «tom HkwMi k oIK r.r LOO» rum giviim m 4 l U b h l l o f ’fr ilffa to ll. lUUttyUfaHNMflHHHIHHlAiSHSiíUÍÍRll C a rin g fo r M em en to es o f G e o r g « W a s h in g to n T h e Wakefield National Memorial a>s,„-||itton waa organised In Ih'Jff and from Viduntnry eontrthutlona only la rendering » «Inalile service In making Wakefield a national shrine. It la hope»! that congress will give some aid for this real ora tion o f G m rge Washington's birth place. The George Washington co tu rn last on o f Virginia la lorntllfg and plotting tlie principal iticmcntoca of Washington, such a* Ills mother'« home and nil nm-erlnlm-d pinces of residence, nil lauds ever held hy George Washington within the liotin darb-« o f Ylrglidn, Kentucky nnd West Virginia, und nil m ute« of travel follow ed hy Waahlngtnti hy Intuì or water within the boundaries o f those three stntra, nil taverns, houses o f friends, puldic and private buildings pri>*unuitdy In existence or know-n to G m rge Washington during his lifetime. iitr« Í ito« r>Tfe, IU»k «atl Iffaw a. SO« Amt.lni vtlut I b «II k«o»T bfSMl« W hu« I «gh..fi»« füllst*. YMtlim lt»M»B «ri i «la Y flld lurk « y # W tt l* f lo* mmw lo « pfUoB |00% Uv« il« ll voy y i ub i #fif •• I 20 y M f t ' r«p u tofts’* ft»«», Ss í»q: j ' J (Jmy T m M> MtEL.N HATCHERY S 4 2 « I N A rm M ru ilto . W f i t o . A bal C o rre c tio n in B o u n d a r y The rfflHfin ff»r th « |»«cullfir «lovl- mi*»ti from n nt might lln « or Imiin flnry l»«tfe««n Connortlm t nml Mn»- wirhiiM«tt«fe. known nn th « South wick jog. 1« Hint fe*h«n n»l)«t«flng «rn»rn In th « boundary lln«* M w o f t i <% i»n n««’tlctit nn»l MriPo*nrtiuM«ttn, nn pr«- vlounly>un hv rfimpNM, n long, nnr rnw ntrlp o f land wnn given to r«»n M Ctlrat. T h « Soiithwlrk Jog r«il«f| to MnNfuirhtiM«ttN wnn I nt •*n«l«»«l to h« nn equlviil«nt i»r«n. P r o o f o f Good M onnort T h « muti proof f»f good m «nn«m In fo A|»«nk nfe««fly when nom« rlrli guy «X|»«<’tfi you to fiympHthlz« h«riiun« hin Inooin« tax In no h«uvy.>-Arknn- nnn <inz«tt«. lluhhy iMdn't you n «« Mr*. (Jnh- by fen w h «r hum! at you? Wlfle™ N o ; I only noticed her fln- g «r wave, t'h lm go !>rtlly News. ’EL DIZZY? n#ndnrhy, billoun, ronatlpntodf | r Tak* HI N A T U i l 'l M M IO T f t -niiihL Tliin mild, »af«, vegeta- f hi* r«m *dy will hav* you f**ling rtn* hy morning. You'll *njoy fr**, thorough bowel art Ion with* ' out th* slightest sign o f griping [ or discomfort. S a l t , mild, f ir m l y wrrf.tM«— «1 drMMtotB-Wv 1 U r t L L U K K A M tu JO N . TAKW U3 TO-NIGHT TO M O RR O W A L R IG H T For Housekeepers Cocktail Sauce.— Those who enjoy (he shrimp or oyster cocktnlla or tbe simpler one o f fruit prepared from grapefruit or oranges will like a home made sauce. Take tw o leaspoonfills o f grated horse radish, three table spoonful* o f nilsup, one te:islKMinful of salt, two tahlou|HN>nfids o f lemon juice, four lahlespoonfuls o f gritp»*- fn d f Juice nml one fourth o f n ten •pm,i,ful <*f tabasco snu»-e. Mix all llie ingredients and pour over the cm-klall. For spring lamb ndnt sauce is fa vor» d. Crush u biin«-b ut mint, rover with a tablespoonful " f eni-h o f water at <1 lemon Juice, boiling hot. add a tnhl«“ .po«>nfnl o f powdi-red sugar nnd serve. IlHve the mint finely chopped Serve mayonnaise on rooked »-null flower instead o f the usual luilier or «'feiitti sauce. iU n I I*»*** tom « 4 BMflwd a i I m i* L Y D IA ORLOSK1 42! 8o. Washington A rt., Scranton, Fa. M IN N IR p. h i c k s R.R. |2, RuahvilU, Indian* "1 took Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound for run down condition before my baby was born. N o w I eat better, have gained In weight and have more strength to take care o f my four children. I can do my housework and not get a bit tired. M y mother and my sister, also several o f my women friends are taking your medicine now, because I be lieve that this medicine will hdn any woman that will take it regularly.”— M a Lydia Or- “ W hen I started taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound I could hardly do my housework. I was so nerv ous and weak from Change o f Life that I had to lie down very often. I heard about the Vege table Com pound through a pamphlet which wns left at my door. I am doing all the house work for a family o f four and it keeps me on my feet. I have taken six bottles and I have gained strength and flesh.”— Minnie E Hicks. lothL L y d i a L. P i n k h a m ’s V e g e t a b le C o m p o u n d • v ii ’ I P m k li.im M l'd ic iu c fe o ., I v tm , V I.iv.