TIIK BEAVERTON MF.VIKW
Friday, March 14, 1930
OUR COMIC SECTION
K ill R a ts
W ithout Poison
O ur P et Peeve
Moto f i f t n a l s i l s r t h a t
•VMS'« HIM l i m i s e l i , Poultry.
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KILLS* RATS-ONLV
To Cot R n a lli
llo wrutn— Nothin* you may do,
¡floaroot, ran still Hi« ocean of oinotlno
In my lionrt.
Bhn wrolo— Inclosed horowllli, dcar-
OOt. |il»aao find uiy Inst bat bill.— Chi­
cago I tally Nr »a.
Ono kind of tolerance la not raring
Wbat a man doos If bo doesn't bvtbsr
you or yours.
A SURE SIGN
An aged man, after elrrtHral trout
main for rbouinallam, callod at tlis
hospital aoma dnya after his discharge
Children F ife te take rr»dicing
to Npagt
h i a rule, but every child loves th«
taste o f Castoria. And this pure
vegetable preparation ia just aa
good as it tastes; just as bland
and harmless as the recipe reads.
(T h e wrapper tells you just what
Castoria contains.)
W hen Bahy'a cry warns o f colic,
S few drops o f Castoria has him
soothed, asleep again in a jiffy.
Nothing is more valuable in diar­
rhea. When coated tongue or bad
breath tell o f constipation, invoke
its gentle aid to cleanse and regu­
late a child's bowels. In colds or
children’s diseases, use it to keep
the system from clogging. Y our
doctor will tell you Castoria
"llo w nro you feeling, sir?" Inquired
(he nurse.
“ Oil, 1 ain never so well," wae Ilia
reply. "I can't loll now when It's go
lug to rain."— Mouatlque, t hurlrrol.
Humoring the Ego
you ever consult a
" I 'o
fort ant
taller T*'
"Occasionally,** answered Mias ('ay
anna. "I get tired o f trying to do mj
own guesswork about the futura. An»
anyhow It s pleusunt occaalonnlly t(
alt Into n converaatlou where I am the
ons absorbing topic o f Interest.”—
Waslilngton Htar.
HOW TO
D R E S S IT
deserves s place in the family
medicine cabinet until your child
t# grown. He knows it is safe for
the tiniest baby; effective for a
boy in his teens. With this special
children’s remedy handy, you need
never risk giving a boy or girl
medicine meant for grown-ups.
Castoria is sold in every drug
store; the genuine always bears
Chas. H. Fletcher’ s signature.
VUtiae o f th« Fa«hien«
Butter Prospects Ahead
Ichabod— I certainly regret the pass­
“ How do you and your oca get
along}”
ing o f the long hair and hairpins.
Cranium— How come ?
“ Oh, pretty well. But I think wa
Ichabod— Well, when my wife had will get along better after he gets old­
bar month full o f hairpins she couldn't er and doesn't know so much.“
bawl me o u t!— Pathfinder Magazine.
Does thought flow more easily ont
Age la a matter o f temperament o f a lead pencil than out o f typewrites
rather than o f time.
keys} Home think ao.
Parish «Itti hliu Ilia folly that aaaks
through avll good.—Whlltlor.
Fliers Say Courage Varies
with the Way they Feel
n e g le c t a COLD
Green (lrocer--!> o you know how te j
ISTRESSING cold in cheat or
dress (lie chicken. Mrs. Newlywed!
throat-that so oftrn Ic«Ja to
something srriout—generally re«|'onda Mr*. N.— In evening dress. I sup
to good uU Muairrolc «tth the hitt a[>*
pose— It s for dinner, you know.
gtliration. Should ba more efTcctiva if
uaed once n v r y hour fo r / h t h ou ri.
Morn in g E se rs is o
Working bke the trained hands of a
1 take my morning sisrclas—.
fnataeur, this famous blend of u l of
T h e i s»k I never chirk —
ustard, camphor, menthol and other
Then tin« m y s e l f , In nad surprise.
Ipful ingredients brings relief natur*
Too tired to gu to work.
ally. It penetrates and intmiUtei blood
tuculaiHm, helps to duw out infection
R es,on Enough
and pun. I'acd by millions for at) years.
Her Old Aunt— Hut, my dear, why
Jtccommended by doriuis and nuises.
are you suing him for divorce}
keep NluatetoJc handy—jan and lubes.
Her— Itecauae when you are mar
T o Molhtrri—M u itrrole it a lto
wnada in mthUrr fo r m f o r bo Mr#
tied to a Joke like him you cau't
an J m utll child r m . A ik f o r ChU-
laugh hltu off.
t lit n 't M u ilcrotr.
THE FEATHERHEADS
Just Out of Medical School
D
C
C aaadia a Mush O s e n
Many And Buss Ball Blue good tonle
Rir chickens. 1-arge package at Uro
ter«.—Adv.
S ee h ow th a
sunshine flo o d s
in t o y o u r lifa
w h en y o u n re
Member o f the “ Caterpillar Club"
really well. Get a
earns his right to membership by
bottle of Nujoi in
5000 foot Emergency Jump.
its sealed pack­
age at any drug
What is the matter with these bra ve store. It coats only a few cents
people when they are not up to par? and it makes you feel like a million
The natural poisons in their bodies dollars. Find out for yourself what
have not been swept away. They are N u jo i w ill d o fo r y o u th is v ery
allowing their brains to be clouded and night. You can be at top-notch efii-
dulled by poisons which ahould not eiency and happy all the time. Get •
be permitted to remain in the body. bottle today.
B e f o r e s a d A f te r
Newlywed—Have yon ever thought
seriously about mnrriaget
Hlngletnn—Certainly not.
No man
aver thinks seriously aland marriage 1
sutil after It haa haptietied.
Q U IT E D U M B
Once In a while a college youth
(earns Hot to dress like a freak.
Important-looking i»-ople frequenti)
don't find It out until late In life.
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Drink Water to
Help Wash Out
Kidney Poison
If Your Back Hurls or Bladdsr
Bothers You, Begin
Taking Salts
“ That chap s a t bom right In this
(own. but can't speak Ktiglltb yet.’
"Is he dumb ns all Ilia!}"
“ Yep—can't uller a sou ml.“
One«
When your kidneys hurt and your
back feel« Bore don't get scared and
proceed to load your stomach with
a lot o f drugs that excite the kidneys
•ml Irritate the entire urinary tract
Keep your kidneys clean like you
keep your bowels clean, by flushing
them with a mild, harmlena anils
which helps to remove the body's uri­
nous waste and stliuulntea them to
llielr normal activity. The function
nf the kidneys la to Alter the blood
In 1M hours they strain from It NoO
gralna o f arid and waale, so we cun
readily understand the vital linpor
lance o f keeping the kldneya active.
Itrlnk lots o f good water— you can’t
Brink too m uch; also get front any
pharmacist about four ounces o f Jad
Nulls; take n tableapoonful In a glass
o f water before breukfnat each morn­
ing for a few days nnd your kldneya
may then art fine. This famous salts
Is made from the arid o f grnpes and
lemon Juice, combined with llthla, nnd
has been Used for yenrs to help clean
and stimulate clogged kldneya; also
to neutralise the acids In the system
ao they nre no longer n source o f Irri­
tation, thus often relieving Madder
yrenknesa.
Jad Hulls Is Inexpensive, ennnot In­
ju r e ; makes n delightful effervescent
Hilda water drink, which everyone
should fake now nnd (lien to help keep
their kidneys clean and active. Try
th is; also keep up the water drinking;
•nd no doubt yon will wonder what
hernmn o f your kidney trouble aud
bncknclie.
Garfield
T ea
Was Your
Grandmother’s Remedy
For every stomach
and Intestinal III.
This good old-fash-
loncd herb home
remedy for consti­
pation, stomach Ills
and other derange
nienta o f the ayi
tern so prevalent theee dnya la In eve,
greater favor •• a family tnedldn,
(baa la jrour grandmothcr'a day.
This is the lea-
ion we can learn
from airmen. It
is the lesson that
points to Nujoi—
the simple, natu­
ral, normal way—
without the use of
d ru g s o r m ed i­
cines to keep tha
b od y internally
clean of the poi­
sons that slow it
up. Nujoi ia pure,
tasteless, color­
less as clear water.
It forms no habit;
it c a n n o t h u r t
even a baby.
It is an entirely
d ifferen t s to ry ,
however, if they
w ake up in the
m orning feeling
sick, down in the
mouth. Then fly­
ing becomes a
real danger.
A f t e r the Party
"It waa a beautiful party.”
“ Beautiful,* agreed Mina Cayenne
“ What was the object In gli lug It}'
“ To have the distinguished guest list
printed
In
tomorrow's
paper."—
Washington Htar.
There la but one herd of muak oxen
left on the Cauadlun mainland. It
tontaina about S O Bulinala and la kept
tn the Tlielon game annrtuary, east of
Brest Klavs lake. In the northwest
territories.
AEROPLANE
/ V pilots tell us
that their cour­
age, their whole
attitud e tow ard
flying, varies from
day to day, with
the way they feel.
If they feel full of
pep, healthy, they
can try anything
— nothing fright­
ens them. Their
nerve is unshak-
• n ; t h e i r s k i ll
keen; their flying
ia m a ch in e-lik e
in its perfection.
FI NNEY OF THE FORCE
'N uff S e d !
U n f in ish e d B usin ess
Blinks— What does your son thluk
of marrie»! life by this time!
Jinks— Well, he says lie has reached
the conclusion that ole Holotuon was
the dumt>est Instead of the wisest man
In tackling tbe Job o f trying to please
a thousand wive*.
“ You have a great deni of unfinished
business on hand.”
‘Nothing strange In that,” replied
Senator S»>rghum. “ the progress o f tbe
world hns always been, as It Is now,
a record o f unfinished business.” —
Washington Star.
Lady of the Ensemble
a Nut
Don't worry It youi mt> 1« small
And your rewards sis few
Kememhsr that lh* ml#titv osM
Was one« a nut Ilk« vou.
Riot« C o m ing
The «Siri — Are we going to quarrel
thin wuy after w ere married}
The liny— Heck, n o! W ell say U
with bummers ami rollili plus I
Made
Them E ve r
Miserable with Backache?
M. D.— I paid you «II» a few days
ago lo eliminale (be knocking tn m>
■umiline; now It's Just as liad ns eroi !
Mechanic— linctur. I may any Ib» i
same of iny rheumatism, which vou j
(rented Ho we might call It square
I t M a y W a r n o f D is o r d e r e d K id n e y s .
0E1S every day find you lame and achy— suffer­
ing nagging backache, headache and dizzy spells?
Are kidney excretions too frequent, scanty or
burning in passage? These are often signs of slug­
gish kidneys and shouldn't be neglected.
T o promote normal kidney action and assist your
kidneys in cleansing your blood of poisonous wastes,
use Doans Pills. ELndorsed the world over.
D
Making a Care er
"And did Ite live lo tell the tale}'
asked s listener, after Ihp story of the
traveler's amazing adventure had been
told.
"Oh. yes.” replied the story telici.
“ In fuel, he's done mailing else since*
/ AM M UJOôClD
tM n c K M u t t A U /
H iM llF l—
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Mtiu- d i t * »ir a » i
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G ol
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CQSTCHOMS
V call — ^
50,000 Users Endorse Doan’ s :
J . F . P a rk e r, 115 M a n s io n S t . , P itta b «a r g h ( P a ., says: “ I gladly recom ­
m end D oan's Pills. M y kidneys wera n ot acting norm ally. T b e secretion* were
very irregular and burned in passing. I w ould get u p in the m orning tired and
stm all over. 1 had a const* nr bock ache and headaches annoyed me. Since using
D oa n 's Pills 1 b a r s been tn good afcape.'*
E apedie ncy
"Wltnl la atulcsmniialilp}*
“ Il a noi easy to doline," anawered
Setialor Sorgliuni
"Out m.v wuy
atnlenmnnalilp aerina to enn«l»l In
guesslng wltlcli siile of un iirgiiineiit
la llkely tn hrlng nlong Ilio luna'
rotea " —Washington Star
Doan's Pills
A Stimulant Diuretic to the Kidneys
C r e a i Front and Barkhona
Mrs l're y e r-A ln i n ow limi slip ts
In thè anelili World she la piittlng un a
greti! frodi.
Mrs. tìuyer— Tea; nnd almwtng s
lot o f hnckhoiie.
Initiative or Leaving«
Publicity
There ar« tw-o kinds o f publicity—
Those who take no chances general­
ly have to tnke what's loft over by the kind you want and the kind that
is easy to get.— Baltimore Hun.
those who do.—Boston Transcript
A Relief
"A lobbyist has telephoned to any
he Is coming lo see you.”
T h a i relieves my mind.' (Mild Sena
lor Sorghum. "I was beginning to fern
my Influence was growing SO simili
that lobbyists were not In. lined li
notlee me."— Washington smr.
F IT
P U N IS H M E N T
to
try
to
Far Into tho Night
"And did he live to tell the title!''
naked the listener, nfler Hie story of
the traveler's Hinnzlng adventure had
been told.
"Oh. yea." replied the story teller,
"lie 's done nothing cl*e ever alnce."
Curios la the Making
Customer— Ihn«
you
any
old
wetifMiiis from .he age of chivalry}
H Snpkocper—Noi Inai al preach) , i
ex v-ct a rotislgnmcnl In n short time,
they art not ipille rusty enough vet.
w ife !" Blllson—"Going
make him keep her."
N e e d - d • Night W atch
.IIII m iii —"W hat are you going lo try
do to the fellow who stole vour
Mr. Newrirh was giving Instruction«
for chaltglug the layout o f Ids garden
"There's tlmt sundial»“ he snhL "I
want It moved close to the electrli
light by the French windows so timi
we cun see Hie time at night.”
Expla in ed
ITewItt—1 didn't understand whni
the waiter meant when he sent In in)
order shouting, "Hum nnd eggn, an««
have the eggs ov er!”
Jew rtt—I*'d you And ou t!"
Hewitt—Yea, when I got the order
I found that the eggs were over th»
age limit.
Insure Him a
Healthy Skin
through life by using
C litic* l i r a
Soap
d e a lis in g . Heal- V
i
la g . S o o th in g I
and A n t i s e p t i c »
t ie . Ointment -So. ami M b
Taieem t S a
vetoes : P o tte r Drvag 41 C k r m liB l C a r e t —
K a k fc n , M iss.