THE BEAVERTON REVIEW
F r id a y ,
M a n -h
7.
19,'M)
OUR COMIC SECTION
% L i t t l e
Events in the Lives of Little Men
“ W h «t hnppiMis mit ynur way when
a mini u»i'« Mg money In a pollllrnl
rampnlgn 1"
"P w iil* Ink* hla monoy," entwarn«!
Hrnator Koighum, “ hut thay distrust
him. Th«*y know that a politician of
rani rvprrlcnra ami sagacity ».m id
know how to una Ida inondami Insland
of cash."—Washington Klar.
Votier*
COUCHS
M t T l ^ T THEM I ? O U t P HIM
O N E R l^ H T M * M J * - ¡ J " ,
kN O THE F IR S T THING) I KNOW
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fö H L O O N 7’
*N I flN lS H E D I T J
rtOMHJATED » f t f c L I d
E ASIL Y K X P L A I N K D
C m ii| i> i| * C u rre n c y
MV
have
Dear old Lady —You say you wers
tha only aurrfvor »1 all lb* tw«lv«
Shipwrecked sailors!
1 il.l Hall — Yessum.
Dear 1 lid Lady—llnw was 11 yon
lived « lien all the rest died!
Old Hull—Well, you see ull we had
to eat was nur shoes
Dear Old Imdy - Yea, hul how did
you —
Old Malt Oh, I wore hlggei shoes.
UP
m ix e d
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Pain f
W I D O W ’S W E E D S
F u g it un, nnolhaa im.
>1« are often too p atien t w ith pain.
Tiering when there is no need to Buf
fer. Shopping with a bead th at th ro b *
W orkin g though th ey ache all over.
And Bayer Aspirin would bring ins*
m ediate relief!
T h e beat tim e to take B a yer Aspirin
la the m oment you first feel the pain.
W h y poet pone relief until th e pain haa
reached its height? W h y hesitate to
take anything so harmless?
Read the proven directions for check
ing colds, easing a sore th roat; relieving
heads rhra and th e pains o f neuralgia,
neuritis, rheumatism, etc.
Y o u can alw ays count on its quick
com fort.
B u t if pain is o f frequent
recurrence see a doctor as to ita 1
UnM/| k.Ut OUAJt-
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B o s e h e es
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Kohol Plays Taa Kscord,
An automatic tlavli-a hua horn In
yrntril that can ha built luto standard
phonograph rnhlnvta lo play any nun»
brr o f rrconls up lo Ini without at-
tantlon.
I>alnty whltr drraat-a for baby o.
dnilghtrr mai)« brnutiful l»y li usa ItulJ
IIIur. Your (Irucar haa II,— Adv.
N o . Walt ’TIII Nomi Moath
Visitor— lan'l It tllfllrull lo krrp
your houarhold huilgot ali night T
Mrs. Nawlywod kly tlcur, Ila trr
rii.Ir. Thla inoiith t'vr hmt to puf In
Iv o nilsfukra to mnka min# tialanrr.
ONE PRESCRIPTION
MADE FAMILY DOCTOR
FAMOUS
M I m
IV rc h — H ow
til«*« «if
jrou
to
trim y«stir lint with nhjow't irm ili lr
siMmnry " f your «)«•«• r htiNhnnri.
Mrs Tr«mf (n wllt<>w)-AiMj *o I d
9S|MrOlll V#, fno. I l l BTINliNlI
W i i l l n f fo r • Rid*
B A YER
a r x ii,w M V )
Hi* |itfl|ilsr I Min« all|*r on If* way
With rara ha moat amploy It.
Ha uraha a forfuoa In a dtijr,
Hul
ran t IIv t
to a n joy
W if e 's
IL
FINNEY OF TH E FORCE
A* A d » * r li # r d
Inattillm rrif
I ’r d liN iiir - S « ^
h rro
ruti’M* M 'M TuI Ifiatiillliiriita Indilli«) on
r *ut |ilNn«i
I*tirrlina4*r— W H I !l» r cotufiany ad
i r r t l m t T o y na r«»u |»lay **
(% illn i«»r— W liiiia litui n«»t to «H»
a Ifh It ?
P u r r i i a w r - I |»i«y r a r j pnurfy.
M ( M»
Nothing to Be Done About It
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C A u iu r
fOS* NTS
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too Aflooto AWt - ot u Mr vu
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ll.«n»*
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raally
fr«*ah 1
Omrrr— llndwm. Il y«»ull atrp «iva»
Seldom has any (Ingle act been
o f greater Iwneht to mankind than
that of Dr. Caldwell in 1885 , when
he wrrote the prescription which
has carried his fame to (lie four
corners o f the earth.
O ver and over. Dr. Caldwell
wrote tho prescription as he found
men, women and children suffering
from those common symptom* o f
constipation, such as coated tongue,
bad breath, headaches, gas, nausea,
biliousness, no energy, lack o f
appetite, and similar things.
Demand for this prescription
grew so fait, because o l the pleas
ant, quick way it relieved such
symptoms o f constipation, that by
tWW Dr. Caldwell was forced to
have it put up ready for use.
Today. Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin,
as it is called, is always ready at
any drugstore.
I«» I l a pio ma rimi citali up m y (H u ilfr)
furili >t»u w lll I*«» alila lo h m t Hit-
'*11 rkU* of D ir hrna tim i lithl Ut"»«* vt*r>
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HAKt VE BEST Of TtiiM 6 S ■
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Why tha Traffic Jama
"I Imi«* Ihoar linpmiiiplu roiiiplrs
mna «l«*n'l y«»uT*
MWhnl «lo ymi m»*»in ?“
'*Tli«>aa lh«*y mnka up wa tliny gi
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THE FEATHERHEADS
“The great athlete die» Itrruuse h*
VEV STAND ! -
BUT WMATS B46 \
O CA OF K E NURSE '
KAM N V ?-• CAN T TU6
HAI0 WAIT O N VOU
. A U RI6UT
;
f
/ GETTING STlNSV
AG AIN - WHEN IM ,
B C K AS A DoG.TbOi
MRS FELLOWS bfcD A
NORSE AND ALL SHE
HAD W AS A TOMoft.
v O R SOMETHING
'Yes; fell under the rara ami » a s
rut to half.“
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OH W tlL •••
r ig h t
if
IT 5 FASHtOUASiC
fiv e h ou r».
Working like the
k in g .
C iv a It
You'll be s (tuonian
trained hands o f a masseur, this famous
blend o f oil o f mustard, camphor,
menthol and other helpful ingredients
brings relief naturally. I t penetrates
and trmulatea blood circulation, helps
to draw out infection
and pain.
CHILDREN’ S
Keep full strength
Musterole on hand
for adults and Chil
dren’s Musterole for
the little tots. A ll
druggists.
No Quarrel Possible
you ever i|im r r e l « It h
’ N u ff Sed
a Chance
“ I like the house, but It’s small."
“ What can you expect? It is only
three years old.”
Coleslaw— Why
don't you
play
poker?
Caviar— My wife plays bridge.
W hy
T h e P essim ist
WELL,MR FEAWECHEAD
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EH ?...
N''-— T' ---- ----- a \
•Jim. I heat yn u've retire«!."
•Yell."
“ Well no» nre you «Id n..sa?"
“ Well. I nils. Il.e hnrneMS.“
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IT L O O K S '
LINSEQ ia JG ILL'
l MESS 10 ME-,
WAS IN P E fcriC T AGDJ*V
WITH A T u m o r OQ SOME
THING NOT LO N G A G O - ■
AND M V UXFE |S O U T TO J
\ out - a g o n v h e r 1 . 4
liauu Undycided
wvr*« lig h tin g .’' ’
“Y e s." s a id Ih r « lln o s s "hut I ha«!
no m n ilu tin'll ot I r lll iig n d ilrh I 'Hi
was going
hr Ih r tir fr u lla n i."
“ I f . 11 son of honorary title,
inking ■> muras by inn'I "
•¡e « b r illili
,fp
C 0 1 IC
the
i n
C h a s tis e m en t?
YOU SEE, A FRIEND
>0F OURS -A M R S FELLOWS
“W hy didn't you go to the h e lp n i
Hie d r lf iid m it T“ s sk ts l the w xiim lnlng
outn-yl
'Y o u s a » that lite tw o men
Mail Studrnl
“ W h y ilo tou il I o n vs m ld m ss
.«•llrr i- a r r lr r ns p n d v s s o i )
th e
lie — Look, our captain Is going ta
“ What Is the quickest way o f dis
solving gold?” nsks a reader.
Get kick the goal!
She— What did the goal do?
married.—Detroit News.
H 0W 5 W E m a t WOMAN ? J LIKE A L O N G
Rest lets
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Holding rh rm in Liue
“ llo w e s w do you m n im g r 10 hold
vnur m n s lllu r n ls In H u r ? “
" lit in ru n s of Ih r s i s l i i l in s t im i
n i n » n r ii S e n n in i S o rg h u m “ Kor m i »
in y s lr lb u is rru s o li r t r r t lio d t lik e s |i
th n k r h a n d s.“ — W a sh in g to n S tu r.
UNDER
FORCE
Just So H a p p o a «d
A C ro a t D ru g g is t's O n e F a u lt
“ Ilow did you tome to quarrel with
your friend!"
‘i l r threw a glass of beer nt me.
then a hidtle— I threw the bottle hark
and soon we found ourselves quar
reling."
Two druggists were talking atxtul
one of Ihelr confreres who had died.
"H e was « great druggist." said one.
“ He whs ," admitted the other, “ hut
don't yon think he made bis chicken
salad a little too salty!"
Y ork St., NewOrUans, Louisiana.
I
S h ou ld H a v e K n o w n
O D old Musterole now made mild
er for babies and small children.
So pleasant to use and so reliable—
apply Children’s Musterole freely to the
infected area once e v e r y hour for
G
T h a t ’ a th e aafe,
sure treatment that
millions o f mot here
and leading doctore
and nurses rccogniae
and endorse.
Learning Is Shoo*
T h ere, lit t le h».y
I uni t you rr> .
“ Never," H.nwered Mr
Meek ton
'My parents thorotiglily lii.|ire-sed me
slth the Impropriety of Inierrupilns
< Indy when she Is tnlklng."— Hast-
'tiglon Star.
I \ ilia F binili ifii Nîftl ( 0 , linn, M* mi .
W h a le P u lle d B o e t
A ride on a whale was taken by tws
brothers. While they were tiahini
from a flat bottomed boot off the Hon
egal (Ireland) coast their craft began
to move swiftly along. After going
fifty yards the boat’s headlong rareet
was checked aDd soon It lay rocking
gently on the calm water. The broth
ers declare that when they looked
over the side they saw the hulk of a
huge whale vanishing Into the depths,
directly underneath their tiny vessel
S t
That Kind Hangs On and On
vu s ut e ri r a l l i e d ! "
“D o
s lf e r
Lydia E, Pinkharn's
Vegetable Compound
S y.ts tn
Now comes s housewife and reveals
her secret for marital bliss. She says
that every time she gets angry with
her husband she does not say any
thing to him but ails do»u and writes
out what she feels like telling him.
She puts the note away for three days
Then If she has changed her mind the
destroys It. hut If »he still feels the
same way she gives him the note.
f
l i v e and b y e !
’’Eight years ago before my
last,bn h v w as bo rn , I started
taking L yd ia E. Pinkharn's
V egetable C o m p o u n d . I got
such g o o d results that I nam ed
her C ath e rin e Lydia. I have
six o ld er child ren a n d five
grandchildren, too. I am 44 ,
but people tell m e I look m uch
younger. 1 am n o w taking the
V egetable C o m p o u n d again
because o f m y age. I eat and
sleep better a n d 1 d o all mv
housew ork, a n d m y w ashing. I
will d o m y best to an sw er let
ters.” — M r*. H . Dolhonde, 631 8
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M o th e rs
don’t neglect
yo u r child’s COUGH or COLD
Always any you are feeling Une; If
you don't, you are In for a lut of
questiona.
Looks Y oun g,
Feels Fine
!
O V E R T R A IN E D
S a v ed
Mistress Yesterday I wrote some
thing lu the dust ell the sldelinurd
and It Is still there.
Maid—Y'es, mn '11 m. I ... 1,1 to my
•elf. "ThnI musi tie «nine Important
not* nilKtresK him made."— IHe Mus
kele (Vienimi.
Ì j;
While bathing at a French seaside
A c t iv e Y o u n g Scam p
resort, an Income tax collector was at
Hal Itosls— Is your baby still In tacked by a shoal o f jellyfish, but one
rompers?
of any such occupation should havs
Sal Hepatlrm— Well, he's still when known Just exactly what to do nndet
he sleeps In ’em.
the circumstances.—Fort Wayne N ew »
Sentinel.
Stockings woven of human hair
were worn by basket-maker Indians
No matter what lessens, there la
who lived In the Southwest about 2,"UU one thing that there Is always more
years ago.
of— history.
Akiolu trlf Fr#«h
( ‘iiafniuar — A ra
/ ;»
A S P IR IN
Coast to Coast good Grocers sell and
reoimmend It us« Hall Blue. Better
value than any other.—Adr.
Catting Tha wad Out
ITIInka Mia wlfa* I«*«.ha Ilka aha
might liw\a t»aan am nrd on am»*holla
*«nd hraujfhl up In a rafrlgarator
Jinka—Yaa ati«l Ihlng will» a hu
man lcl«l# llhr fhai you rani hi wma
him for » ihm king mil will» a rnl h«»f
nut mmu now Mini Ihm In gel tliawrd
out
»
Ingsnious Idsa
Thu L o w d o w s
M a s te rp ie c es
H a t Shop A sk I s I i i I i I W h a l slw» nt
o il does t u lli h ush iin d la k e m a iliim !
I iis lo m r r - I in noi s u r r »1 ih e . I r r
.nit try them on tills m elon
I l l s hnl>
Mr*. Pryor— I never sixe people np
by the elothes they wear on the street
Mrs. Onyer— Oh, I never do! tîlte
me a line full of elothes every time,
my dear.
"I saw some genuine hnmeapmi
things at Jones' bouse Inst nlgld."
“ How Interesting !
What were
they!"
,
"Spider «eh«.*
•Il II ex uiiljF.—llunM*rlt|.
He— “ lin going lo kiss you. even d
It's ander protest." She— "It »III hr
under an nnesthetle, if you ever do.'
Ä cry in the nicht may be the
* t Bar
first warning that
Baby haa colic.
N o cause for alarm if Castoria it
handy I This pure vegetable prep
aration brings auick comfort, and
can never do the slightest harm.
Always keep a bottle in the house.
It is the safe and sensible thing
when children sre ailing. Whether
it's the stomach, or the little
bowels: colic or constipation; or
diarrhea. W hen tiny tongues are
coated, or the breath is bad.
Whenever there’s need of gentle
regulation.
Children love the
taste o f Castoria, and its mildness
makes it suitable for the tiniest
infant, and for frequent use.
And a more liberal dose of
Castoria is always better for
growing children than tome need
lessly strong medicine meant only
for adult use. Genuine Castoria
always has Chas. H . Fletcher'«
•ignature on the wrapper. P ro
scribed bv doctoral
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