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THE BEAVERTON REVIEW OLD DOCTOR’S IDEA IS BIG HELP TO ELDERLY PEOPLE Friday, February 7, 1930 JVe e d I e s s OUR COM IC SECTION S u ffe rin g ■ V W V A ^ i^ V V V V ^ V V V V V V W V V k d Along the Concrete . S C A R C IT Y O F C L O T H IN G "Ilu h I” said Johnnie, who was en lertalnlng tbe young lawyer ala wsa setting her cap for, "you bare got some d o ilie s oa. Who loaned 'em U you?” "Ixianed them ?" be snapped. “ N o body limned them to me— they beions to me." "T h a t's fanny," remarked the kid "D ad »« Id you lost your suit In court and your shirt In W all street." Tit 1885, D r Caldwell made a dis covery for which elderly people tha world over praise him today 1 Year* o f practice convinced him that many people were endangering their health by a carrleta choice of Jaxativei. So he began a search for a harnileu prescription which would be thoroughly effective, yet would neither gri|»e nor form any habit. A t laat he found it. UNKISSABLE O ver and over he wrote it, when he found people billoua, headachy, out of aorta, weak or feveriah; with coated tongue, bad breath, no appetite or energy. It relieved the moat obit mate caaea, and yet was gentle with women, children and elderly people. Remember Bayer Aspirin! For These tablets give real relief, or millions would not continue to taka them. They are quite harmless, or the medical profession would not constantly prescribe them. Don't bo a martyr to imnsr— ry pain. To colds that might ao easily be cheeked; to neuritis, neu ralgia; to those pains peculiar to women; or any suffering for which Bayer Aspirin is such an affective antidote. Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh S la m la46 haa p rom oted t>«sling fur M ao and lb-mat aa iaalrn am setfcertie« ty n M tsmr must mL tale marks He— You were just made to klsa. Site— I never saw the fellow yet who could make me. lor IM flrof M i l « if M l m H s 4. MMM D »I« • ’ . M l « 141 . PartteAá, ÔVt Or some other ache or pain pre vent! your keeping an engagvment— there ie ecareefy any pain it cannot relieve, and relieve promptly. Today, thii aame famoua, effec tive prescription, known aa Dr, Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin, ia the world's moat popular laxative. It may be obtained from any drugstore it U m 4 Relief for lU ttlR « 4M Prta FNMlIn* i l « « o u i. .„i i l . huir.- a t«4 m r»*# ir t i) 4 rk x | r.t>roorrt|>tloft M l A and b « ronvtoeod Ths nest time a headache makes you stay at home— A Stranger Baits a Cop FINNEY OF THE FORCE T K n u ft»tfw l o f H i n Mr. Burley 1 passed by your place yesterday. Mr. Itualnian— I'tu glad you did. R o m p in g la it is ls The prin ter said. T i l h i « « to g o And study up my radio As latter* stra n g ely strik e my ays Tbey look lo me Ilk * so much pi'." T h a t’ s R ig h t I Al Fruch. the caricaturist, recently submitted a picture to a magazine ed ■tor In which Father Time, a lo o f with the regulation hourglass and scythe. It depicted with a loosely rolled urnbrel la under his arm. “ What's the Idea o f Father Time carrying an umbrella?" queried Y* Editor. "Y ou forget." replied Al, “ that boy survived The Deluge 1" Pleasant fares make pleasant (dace«. Far your own protection, buy the genuin«. Bayer is tajt. It’s always the earns. It never depresses the heart, so urn it as often as needed; but the cause of any pain can be treated only by a doctor. B A Y E R A S P IR IN Is ths bada I S a v e H is to r ic E d ifie s V a r y in g B irth R ates Seventeen years o f work now being The birth rate Is higher in Japan completed to preserve S t Paul's than In European countries. In Japan cathedral, London, causes building ex about H3 births occur yearly In each perta to predict that the cathedral Is 1,000 o f the population In Great Brit safe for five centuries. More than ain the number has fallen to 17.3. {400,000 has been spi-nt In the p ro ject Belgium, 18.9: France. 13.3; Germany, The dome o f the shrine alone weighs 20.7; Italy, 27.8; Norway. 10.7. 58,000 tons. T b e engineers are mak- Inng the center o f tl e building Into A man's gratitude for a favor in a monolith by solidifyin g the piers usually a hid for another. that support the dome. « Fortunate Is the man who ran the finish— o f bis enemies. Some men save nothing but time. H e ’ d L a c k ths N e r v e Jones— So work Is piling up at the office and you're short o f stenog raphers? Why don't you engage yout w ife to help you out evenings? Smith— M an! Iki you think 1 d are, dictate to my w ife I Mothers • • .Watch Children’s colds OMMON h*.<l roUt often "• e tiU " in th ru « And t heel w k « t ibey m»y brrome dtngtrout. 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I am five months old now. and I take N u jol every other night, which keeps me so well regulated that 1 am always in good humor, and so are ray folks.” How simple it is, after all. No drugs, no medicines, no irritating cathartics. Just simple and natural lubrication which our bodies need aa much as any machine. Nujol is not absorbed by the body. It ia non- fattening; it can form no habit; it cannot hurt the smallest baby. What It does is keep our bodies internally dean of the poisons we all have and which, unless they are swept away as regularly as clock work, give us headaches, make us feel sick, low in our minds, blue, down on the world. Nujol ia as tasteless snd colorless as pure water. Start this very night and see how different you will feel William A. Freeman, Jr., who Ucka the spoon In preparation foe licking the world. after a few days. It costs but s few cents and it makes you feel like a million dollars. You can buy it at any drug store in a sealed package. With millions of people all over the world keeping well with Nujol there ia no reason why you, too, should not be joyous, full of pep, with the happiness that comes of good health. Get a bottle today.
