t u e beaverton review Friiliiy, Oclobt’r 18 , 1929 After all, a prison la n»t maintain««] aa a pine« of r«at, r«cr«utlun ami r*- cuponi timi. Wlm ran reinem tier the olii fashlonad 't'i'1'-. o f whom II was said, "U w ry naive a picture?" Natura la alili triumphant No girt look« mb weirdly lank lu person as to lh « faahlon pictures. T h « biggest fiiurllUKlier around town rialma II Inke« two of H im new amali alaed bitta lo light a rlgnr. D When Babies On the Skyline CRY Itnrk bom« wlieu you wanted aua- penderà, you Juat walked Into a stoni and asked for “ auppendara.” Acidity We Americana look upon the orlali tala »Ith pity aud they gasa ou us with contempt, and so honors ar« even. T li« eommun cause o f digestive dlfTI- rulllea la sxt'oss a* Id. Kmln cannot •Iter Ihla condition, and It burn« ilia •tomaeh. Kmiiotfiliig that will neu­ tralise the acidity la Ilia sensible tiling to Ink«. That 1« why phyulrlnna tail the public to use riillltpa Milk o f Uagneuln. One spoonful o f Ihla delightful prep- • rntlon ran neulrallt« inuny times It* volume In add. It acta liiwtnntlyr; re­ lie f la quirk, and very appnrvnt. All gas la dispelled; all sourness la an M.iunUin Asthma Com­ pound lu pUmant amok« vapor aoothoa and rwlUvaa, Chiglnatod In 1*1# by Dr. GuiM, rpaotaltat In rvapira- trry illanaaaa. AI no entarrh. Standard rvnv- •ose of translating sound images Into musical or vocal sounds may b« conducted either with or without mo­ tion pictures, says Popular Mechanic* Magazine. More Camouflage Mother— Willie, T told yon to trash your neck clean. Willie— Well, mother, ain’t 1 going to wear a collar? \ T 7 T T H all the talk there is now- v V adays about the independence o f the sub-deb generation, your re­ porter got a great kick out of hear­ ing a grandmother describe how her granddaughter was following a good old tried and true method of improv­ ing her general health. »■ •w svgc* « «*u.es ru m i ­ na rso rn RKF. KKH .M1U1 MM Schoolgirl learn s simple health measure 'c p a R r c !- | ] 1.1-yaan success la treating Recta sod Colon ^roubles oy the ilr C 1 i»v..* NON-SURCh At ssthoc ... at H ere’s one granddaughter who takes advice from elders The scientific preparation parndl- rhlurohenzlne Is sah' to lie very de­ structive to moths. A good filnn Is to write the name on a piece of paper and place It In your pocket; then the moth will see It and laugh himsci/ to death E L IM IN A T E D Like Ruttleinake Meat la rattlesnuke meat good to eat? Of course the uninitiated will at once an­ swer In the negative, says the Path- flnder Magnxlne. Rut not so with the fair students of the nature study comp of the Pennsylvania State college sum­ mer session. Some 200 students at the camp In the vnlley of the Seven Sisters moun­ tains sampled fried rattlesnake and all declare "It tastes Just like chicken or frogs' legs, and once yon try It you're sure to come back for more.” R «a «o a Enough “ Whnt la woman's place?“ asks a correspondent. As u result of extend ed observation, we are able to Inform him that It Is nny place she happen» to he In. while she's there. S U F F E R IN G o f Bayer Manufactura o f Sallcyllcadd u t******* Hoard on the hue: "The «ither night our favorite wife accuscill the Young Hopeful of using some of her new sun tali powder, hut Investlgntlon de­ veloped Hint he had only fulled to wash his ni>ck." 5 Genuine A sp irin H E increasing use o f B ay er A spirin every year is proof th at it haa no ill effect«. I t is the accepted antidote for pain. I t always helps; it never harms. Quick relief when yo u ’ve a headache, o r cold; o r are suffering from neu­ ralgia o r neuritis. Rheumatic pains yield, too, if you’ll only give these tablets a chance. B u t you w ant genuine Aspirin, so look fo r the B ayer Cross on every tab let The box always b e a n the name B ay er and the word * 'gen u in e'' printed in red. Proven directions We wouldn't cull the name of 8al- mon I*. Chose a household word ex­ actly. And certainly we wouldn't rail his fare on the-new f t 0.01 W bill a household fare. Considering the manner In which the mincing fnd has swept through women's wnnlrohea, father wonders how mol her and the girl* still ninnage to require so much luggage for vaca­ tion tours. Identify T Food for Thought Moron— Will marriage settle my troubled mind? A indice force In South A merini hna Robot— No. hut It will give you I nipped a (dot to Injure the Untied something new to worry about States. That’s more thon some polire , forces In the United Stales are doing The Right W ay to Redye Fine Silks the thing to give. It is almost certain to clear up any minor affment, and could by no possi­ bility do the youngest child the slightest harm. So it’s the first thing to think of when a child haa • coated tongue; won’t play, can't sleep, is fretful or out of sorts. Get the genuine; it always haa Chas. H. Fletch er’s signature oo the package. W AS FLO W ER o f evolution we regard this n|>e ns the flower o f our monkey collection Visitor—“ How's that?” Scientist — ’’This la our chlmpnnree. Spoiled It “ Yes, anh. dot ol' c!o«-k kep' good enough time 'til M,»se done bough' dnf n id i"’’ "What happened?” “ V. oil, now. every time (ley an­ nounces de time he always tins to set the dock forumd a couple of Scientist (to visitor)—“ lu the study I bouiiha." 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