THE BEAVERTON REVIEW
Fritliiv. A urim I Iff. 111211
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THE FEATHERHEADS
A DOZEN different things may
* * cause a headache, but there's
ju st one thing you need ever do to
get relief. Bayer Aspirin is an
absolute antidote for such pain.
Keep it at the office. Have it handy
in the home. Those subject to fre-
qussit or sudden headaches should
carry Bayer Aspirin in the pocket-
tin. Until you have used it for head
aches, colds, neuralgia, etc., you’ve
no idea how Bayer Aspirin can help.
I t means auick, complete relief to
millions ol men ana women who
use it every year. And it does not
depress the heart.
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Events in the Lives o f Little Men
Under the Airways
Concerns m s s P u re Solp h n r.
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A TA N O R
With their Increasing leisure Amer
ican women are, like the men folk, be
coming a nation o f joiners. Fem inine
oiyfiinlzatlon la growing by leaps and
bounds. Not only do social, civic,
business and fraternal groups number
muny women, but women are becom
ing more exclusive ns a sex organizing
their own movements.
No less a person than Gertrude
Atherton, novelist, declares It is hus
bands. not wives, who are responsible
fo r the growing number of women's
dubs. She explains:
“ Women of recent generations have
been driven Into banding together to
find an outlet for their mental energy
because the American husband, en
grossed in hnsioess. Insists on regard
ing tlx m as ornam ental, useless and
bis mental Inferior."
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Acclden'ally an Arkansas lady onred
fits In a valuuble dog with Ituss Ball
Flue. Many others now use It. Nee
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Tattoo Turkeys in Texas
C a d e brands have given way to
turkey brands in Gonzales county, the
center of T exas’ famous turkey rais
ing region, notes the Kami Journal.
The turkey grow ere’ association. In
its campaign against thieves, has de
vised a tattoo mark by which each
mender can brand his birds barn*
lessly but Indelibly.
H e Makes Ezry Feel Small
Total Lota
“Yes, I studied eight languages In
college. ’ admitted the henpecked man.
“ Been any help to you?” asked the
other.
“ No," he sighed, “I have to do aU
tny listening in one.”
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A STOOV. W T
. A VAUX ?AU
No «mount of ridicule ever ob
structed a fashion.
T h at's liecause
?a«hlon Is entirely without Intellect.
Tlie vampire ray o f West Indian
w aters has n width of about 2.1 feet
across the wings.
T he
Clancy Kids
T h e T h ln í» W e Say «nd
th e Things W e Do
Makes Ufe
Stveeter
Too much to eat— too rich a diet—
or too much smoking. Lots of things
PERCY L. CROSBY
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fcy th * M rCtwr* N « w i» « p * r » y i i a i f U l
THE DIRTY DIG
Cause ol the Noia#
M aster— Toll Ilia* housemaid to be
non* careful In dusting the plnno
Dif mdse I» dise« weening.
Footman —Bui limi la m istress prac-
M ull In I lie drawing room. — Iter
Iruinnier < Iterlln >.
Only Too Trita
C lerk—Th ere's n sllghi hump on
lour hip, air hut I ttunrnntee ll will
)e llivlaallile « lieti we (liliali your «lilt
Custom er—Mo itontil nhout Hint
•rotlier—that t in ; wallet.
- Juck
Why la aha ungi) Willi liiii*
Itili—" I l e a o n l; n tin; Intiorer yon
know nini he (pive her n allrly d ig "
Ramarkabla
Mra. Newrlrlie had Jnat nrrlved
from n tour o( Europe, und her long
uulft-rlng neiiunliitiineea hml no op
portu uli; Io folget the fact.
“ And l ’urla !” ahe gualied.
“l'urla
I* Jual woiulertul ! The poo|ile lire nil
an well ed lieu led not ut nil like they
lire In Hila «rude country my d ear!
Why. c ie n llie atieet cleaner* cun tulk
I Kreuch !"
A Mare Trifla
The Agent—I forgot to mention
Hint In thin country house you're Inly
ing there arc two very old stnlned
glnaa windows.
Mr Newgtlt— That won't mutter. If
they're stnlned too hint to he denned
I cun (tut in tome new one*.
More Im portant
Pnnclng Muster Votl muat wntch
your feet to loom theae new ate|is.
IV rc y - Oh. don’t mind the stepa.
Jual tench me I lie new bolds.
A CHORUS OF F IF T Y
Klrat Ucut—"It a a good ahow—they
have a chorus of llfty." Second Gent
—“T ru e enough—every day of fifty."
cause sour stomach, but one thing can
correct It quickly.
Phillip« Milk of
M agnesia will alkallnlze the add.
T ak e a spoonful of this pleasant
preparation, and the system la soon
sweetened.
Phillips Is always ready to relieve
d istress from o v e re a tin g ; to check all
acid ity ; or neutralize nicotine.
Re
member this for your own com fort;
fo r the sake o f these around you.
Endorsed by pnyslclims, but they al
ways say P h illip * . I>on’t buy some
thing else and expect the same rw
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Hotal Accident
n o te ! Proprietor— I'm sorry, ladles
and gent'emen, o tune to announce
that the fare this evening mny not he
up to our usual standard. Onr Krench
ch ef has 'met with an acciden t
G uest—W e're sorry to hear that
llow did It hnppenT
Proprietor— Me cut hla finger open j
Ing a tin.
P H IL L IP S
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of M agnesia