T H E B E A V E R T O N R E V IE W
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NEW BATTERY SET!
A d Income tin clerk recently r*
relvud from • "client' ■ form whtcb
was lnroinpl*(e. 'I ............. tie Mill
It bark wltb lari« crosses In red Ink.
Where It «<■ necvaanry tu tie nileil
la, wltb llie wurila, “I'leese complef*
where marked In red Ink."
Home (lays l|i«r the followlni reply
waa received: "l>eai air—I tiara oo
rad Ink.
Vnura fiiltlifully-“— Mon'
real hi nr
Screen-Grid
Electro-Dynamic
Greatest Improvement in Years!
BOTH P A IN F U L
H E A R I T — SEE IT— R E A D Y N OW !
City Man'* Viow
Australia Pictured aa
The Pullmun car traveler watched a
‘‘Land of Opportunity”
tractor turning orer the soil In a Held
along the railroad track. “ No wonder
An American salesman, who has
farmers nowadays are always growl spent several years tn Australia, says
i P O R T L A N D 'S Nommr Hoimlm
Ing." he grouched. “They don't get that It Is no uncommon thing for a A ll ro O o m m » o hAV«
«b o w e r o r ta b, •.OOup HKIFMOF.
enough exercise."— Farm and Fireside. man by farming to accumulate suffi­ • 1 W. P a rk 8t. C offee Shop. Umrmgn op possi te.
cient money to warrant his retirement
In that country to ten year*. The land HOTEL WILTSHIRE, San Franose®
a«0 »to c *ton Ut , near L’ nlon flkraara. Sutter BM
Is the asset of Australia Farmers can
Il A KRY BOYLB Mana«ar
Q eu iA e roomm » H I be ih tXIO » lig ie , P » doable
start with little or no capital and In Court Ttsotmm w lih betb. HOO gingie. ti.àO doubles
de SuDdAf Ì1JB
e; Di
ten years can amass sufficient com­
petence to retire, be said. He can
E A R N BIG MONEY
• to 50 per cen t paid wblW
take up 2.UJIJ acres at 50 cents to $5
le a rn in g P o eitio a secured
per acre, and can get advances from Lecture« weekly Mcollege« Write fo r cat «Jo*
the National Agricultural bank wltb
SYSTEM O f C O U I S I I
which to make the Improvements.
The former has 30 years to pay off
bis farm, and the Interest Is only 6
per cent The first five year* he Is
not required lo pay any Interest at
all. No man can take out more than
2.000 acres In his own name, but he
Is allowed to take out that much for
each of his sons. The great problem First aad Taylor Si* . Portland, Orogoo
of the country, however. Is labor. The |
native labor Is of a very Indifferent !
character, but this la largely overcome
SAM FRANCISCO'S NEW FINE HOTEL
by the use of agricultural machinery,
r mom with both or •bowor 12.00 to SUS
and the machinery from the United
J o m St Eddr.
Gone« M i t door.
Ptates Is the most favored by the
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farmers o f Australia.
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Hotel Roosevelt
Start Now
Ila— I get a imiti In tb« heurt ererj
Ulna jroii re lien r.
Uba— Thaï e nothing
You gire me
■ pain lo ilia neck
MOLER
Felix Had a Bright Idea
TH E FEATHERHEADS
No Improvement
Ilo look ho n ell core Ira.
(lui ho lo olili e boro
Il oeemo hoo no maro «Irli
Than ho era« botar«.
Caaaa lo (Joofol
Orerheanl on Monday Tirai Mah—
ho you're c h u c k e d « o l l In faror o l
motoring, hnr« youl Ah well, I don't
blame you
Golf never did tenrb a
man anything
“Oh I am not euro about that Tor
loot m ic e , you ought lo briir me when
I'm cbunglng a tirai”
P ip e V a lv e s, Fittings
Pump Engines
Farm Tools & Supplies
A L A S K A J U N K CO.
H O TEL R O O S EVELT
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A Hort« ol Another Color
T h « ro lle « Cnptoln — Dirt you get
thoae Hería al the radical heodqiiar
1 er* T
T b « New I'ofe—No. «Ir
I looked
Ibero all orar and there » m u l a red
there. They all had black huit aud
w biabara.
Business Training Pays
When your
Children Ciy
for It
Nonchalantly
Orocer llo new boy) —014 yon a d
lect for the egga you drllrered to
Mr* Itrow n r
"No, elr. Khe nnan't home, oo I
toaaed them In an often nlm low *
Etornal Happioott
Doe— I had many ui»rw |mttenia la c
year than I hare thla aenaon I won
der where they're all gone to)
Ilia W ife— Let's hope for the l>e«i
Cyrus.
Goodbye lo Good Coffoo
Max Hteuer. the well known New |
York lawyer, said o d the Berengaria:
“ Goodbye to good coffee till we get
back to God's own country again.
Last year w e placed more than
“ Every time I drink English or
1000 in good positions. W e
French or German coffee I think of
can place you when competent.
the Oxford headwalter who muttered
W h e n w ill you be ready!
to hla assistant:
S*nd for Suotu Catalog
" That finicky American customer
B«hnke
W
alker Business Coleg«
at the window table has ordered spe­
Baby has little upsets at times. Al, cial. fresh made coffee Keep him wait­
1 1th and Salm on Streets
Portland, O re go n
vour care cannot prevent them. But you ing 20 minutes.’ "
•a« be prepared. Then you can do what
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my experienced nurse would do— what
A Crying Need
most physicians would tell you to do—
Oh, where Is there a shady tree, n
give a few drops o f plain Castoria. N<
really shady tree, where 1 can hide
sooner done than Baby la soothed; re
from all this sun. ihe whole scorched
lief is just a matter o f moments. Tet
length o f m e) Oli where Is there a
you have eased your child without us*
sunless spot, a . .-ally sunless spot
of a single doubtful drug; Castoria It
where I shall not And everything un
vegetable. So It'a safe to use as ofter
comfortably hot) Oh where is there
as an Infant has any little pain yot
a swimming hole, where one can swim
cannot pat away. And It's always
and prance without the formal nui­
ready for the crueler pangs of colic, oi
sance o f a pair of swimming pants)—
constipation or diarrhea ; effective, too
E. A. In Farm and Fireside.
for older children. Ticentyjtre miffios
tattles were bought last year.
15-years success in treating Rectal and
“Her Weight in Cold”
Colon troubles oy the Dr. C. J. Dean
Betsy Hull Is the heroine of a nar- .
NON-SURCICAL m o hod — .
sbtn us la (W* WRITTEN AS.
rative of Colonial times which relates
MJRANCS oi PILES ELIMI­
the fact that her father placed her In
NATED or FEE REFUNDED
Send today for FREE H X H sgi
the container on oni side of a large
i book describing causes snd proo­
pair of scales and balanced the scales
fs w rA P|\er treatment of such ailments.
■ U L A N i
by pouring Into the corresponding con
From the darkest, dreariest, dirti­ talner shining gold pieces.
RECTAL* COLON CLINIC
est. !Itttest depot you can atari on a
Journey around the world.
Using the Sun
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A L W A Y S IN THE DUMPS
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CASTORIA
F IN N E Y O F T H E F O R C E
T ad p ole H as Learned a N a m e
POISON IVY
Gertie— “ Thai giirtmge mini ynn run
With ain’t no |denannt fell« “ M. ggle
—"H e can't help It —he* alwuy* In
the dump« “
of
Myrrh
mtaed
AH M u .
Hanford’ s Balsam
Making a Distinction
‘Are you going to tube up dying)
T’oaaltdy." anawererl Miss Cayenne
‘And risk your life frying In bent
record?"
'No, I may lie ’air minded. hut I'm
hiire-hriilned.” —Wanhlngton Ml it r
far Srut kattlo If
Ml
Essence ot a vacation’s Joy Is that
you don't have to think about any­
thing Important.
Pardon Me
"Ain't that cow got a lovely coat.
Ted?"
“ Yes, It's a Jersey."
“ Thera, now ! And I thought It was
Us skin !’*— London Passing Show.
Ratiromont
"Do you think of retiring from puh
He life )”
“ Oh. yea." answered Herrn lot Sor
ghiitn. “ but nlwnjrs ln fpiir und irem
b lln g"
Can It Be Dona?
The hard part about teaching young­
sters good manners Is to tell them
how without showing them.—Capper’s
Weekly.
Static
Blinks— The radio Is a wonderful
thing. Isn't It?
Jinks— Yes. It has given us a “ mike"
without the Irish brogue.
Dumholl
A yonng mnn remnrked to Oenn
Inge al a illnner: “They aent n In me
btahop tn Rlnnktnn. and Ihey'r« gut «
4enf denn. I belleve af Hl l'sul'll,"
“ Whnl wo need la a dumh laymaih*
returned the denn.—I’uhllc Oplnlnn
OBLIGING HOOPSNAKE
“ Little Willie Monk line lota of fun
thank* to the obliging hoopannker
Batter Pay
The «hooting tenant had parked nil
Ida paraphernalia anil waa hhhllng
good by to hla head ghlllle before re­
turning Bollili.
lie noticed that the mnn did not ap­
pear In appreciate the size of hla
parting tip.
“ Isn't that enough, then, Donald)"
he asked.
"Oh, aye. air," answered the ghlllle
readily. "It'a more than enough—ye
ken, «Ir. It'a genero®« ; but—"
“ Well, go on )'
OLD FOLKS SAY
DR. CALDWELL
WAS RIGHT
The basis of treating sickness has not
changed since Dr. Caldwell left Medical
Otllcge in 1875, nor gince he placed on
the market the laxative prescription bo
had used in hia practice.
\ ^ H E N damp days, s u d d e n
lie treated constipation, biliousness,
” T changes in weather, or expos­
Use Russ Ball Blue In your laundry. headaches, mental depression, indigestion,
ure to a draft makes joints ache,
sour
stomach and other indispositions
Tiny rust spot« may come from Infe­
there is always quick relief in
entirely by means of simple vegetable
rior Bluing. Ask Grocers.—Adv.
Bayer Aspirin. It makgs short work
laxatives, herbs and roots. These era
still the basis of Dr. Caldwell’« Syrup
o f headaches or any little pain. Just
Some Day— Perhaps
Pepsin, a combination of senna and
as effective in the more serious
“ Do you live In the city?”
other mild herbs, with pepain.
“ 1 waa Just thlnkln’, sir, that I did
suffering from neuralgia, neuritis,
The simpler the remedy for constipa­
"No, Just outside the city limits—
better hint year when ye hit nte three
rheumatism or lumbago. N o ache
tion, the safer for the child and for you.
we've moved to the 330th floor.”
times.” — London Answers.
or pain is ever too deep-seated for
And as you ran get result* in a mild
Bayer Aspirin to relieve, and it does
and safe way by using Dr. Caldwell’*
Do not yourself do the things which Syrup Pepsin, why take chance* with
not affect the heart. A ll druggists,
Costume
you are In the habit of blaming; It Is strong drugs?
with proven directions for various
"What are you going to wear nt the
A bottle will last several months, and
uses which many people have found ! an evil thing when the fault of the
opera ) "
i teacher refutes him.—Cata
all can use it. It is pleasant to the
invaluable in the relief o f pain.
“ A big diamond tiara," answered
taste, gentle in action, snd free from
Miss Cayenne.
But few men ere disappointed In narcotic*. Elderly people find it ideal.
"And what has that to do with '
love until after they face the parson. All drug store* have the generals bottle^
or write "Syrup Pepsin," fleet BB,
ntuslc)"
Monticello, Illinois, for free trial bottle.
“ If I can make them stop and look. !
Worse than an enemy Is • blab­
I don’t care whether they listen or
A e lita ta l*o tf*a# our* ot t o r n M u B fu ta n
bing friend.
a> W. N. U , PORTLAND, NO. 2*-1*2*.
of MoouoeolmcMaaUt oi SolN*Umett
not."— Washington Star.
Merry-Go-Round
“ Your girl friend goes around a
good deal, doesn't she?’’
“ Yes, In social circles."
Driven Out
“ My wife I» never annulled. If I
go out nt night, alie plnya the Injured "
“ And If you atny In)’’
“ She play* the pliino.'’— Mocrn VI
annn.
Filled Up
Pnlher— I hear you lire nlwaya at
the bottom of the etnea. Can't you
get another place)
Bon—No. all the other* ara tnken
— Vienna KlkerlkL
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P L A I N M A C H IN E S E W IN G . steady le g iti­
m a te w ork, w h o le o r pa rt tim e: w eek ly pay.
N o sellin g. W r it « to d a y
Enclose stamp.
T em p o Housed r e s « Corp., 153 W 2 5 th 8 t..N .Y .
Making Angling Easier
A recently invented fishing reel au­
Men never get too old to acquire
tomatically retrieves the line after a experience.
cast by means of a spring wound a«
Just the Podeotrinn
the plug on the line travels through
Constable— Here, who are you)
Man Under Auto— M e) Oh, I'm on­ the air. The tension produced Is suf
tlclent to wind the reel after casts ol
ly the pedestrian.
SO feet.
H um , ( mu *
A Bailor Way
A woman cannot «rivo a noil
Hho hoo a bottai rlrnV
■I,* hao no nord la d rli* a nail
Whon oho can drlr* a man
To the Point
An Irate landlord wrote to one nt
hie lennnla nnklng whether he would
“ quit or pay” ; he would hnve him re
P'J without nmhlgully.
The tenant replied: "Deni Sir I
raninln. your* faithfully, —
In the past few years the sun's trtie
value to the health and well-lielng of
the human race has been understood
by scientisis but even now these rays
are not being utilized to their fullest
extent.— Woman's Home Companion.
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