THE BEAVERTON REVIEW
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
Friday. June 21, 1929
A L Si
WHAT DR. CALDWELL
LEARNED IN 47
YEARS PRACTICE
THE FEATHERHEADS
. . Aftfer,
Felix Should K now Better
A phytic ina watched the romito of
nttipation for 47 years, aad beliovad
that 00 matter how cartful people are of
their health, diet aad vaoretao, roootlpa
tioa will orrar front time to time Of
aoxt importance, the«, it how to treat
it when it comte. Dr. Caldwtll always
waa in favor of getting at cloat to natnro
at poaalbla, be net hit rtmady for noottl
atios, known an Dr. OaldwaU't Byrap
rptin, in a mild vrgvtablt compnaao.
It ran not harm the tyttoa aad la not
habit forming. Syrup Papain In phM M h
totting, and youngatora leva it
Dr. Caldwtll did not approve at
drastic phyaiaa and pur ton Ha did not
htiitva they warn good for anybody’s
tyatem. In a practice of 47 ytors ha
■ever aaw any rcanon for thair uaa wbaw
Syrup Papain will empty tha bo we la juat
an promptly.
Do not lot a day go by without o
bowel movement Do not ait and hop*
but go to tha naaraat druggist and gat
one of the generous bottles of Dr. Cud-
well'* Syrup Pepsin, or writ# “Syrup
pepsin." Dept BB. MoaUcelio. lilinoto,
rial bo
for free trial
bottle.
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IHAVEI
Beautiful Skin
Along the Concrete
— toft, smooth, dear, “ pink and
whits'*—tha matchlaos complexion at
youth. Sulphur purtftao,
clears and refreshes tha
akin. Por beautifying tha
face and arma una
Our Pet Peere
— Glenn*
Sulphur Soap
Visitors
“ Do yoo wish to t*-e any vlaitorul"
asked the secretary.
“ Of course." answered Senator Sor
ghum. "In public life when visitors
cease to arrive, a man may decide that
hla Influence is about gone."
Believe It or Not
One of these days some fellow la
going to hurl himself Into Immortal
fame by telling reporters he knows
nothing about practically everything.
—Newcastle Courier.
luformatioo Wanted
“ Do yru know anything about Eng
lish money?"
“ A little."
“ How many ounces to the pound!"
Nothing Speedier
Hospital doctor. Jokingly—And how
did you get here?
New patient— Flu.—Toledo Blade.
Millions now use Russ Ball Blue.
Makes clothes snowy white. Get the
genuine.— Adv.
Purple Is the royal
was once the most
dye was obtained a
from v special shell
By CKârio Sughro«
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M IC K IE , T H E PRIN TER S D E V IL
Serves Snooks Right, Say
color because It
expensive. The
drop at a time
flsh.
It's a good thlpg that a woman
doesn't faint every time she has a
faint idea.
Anybody over forty years o f age
hardly ever likes the new “ popular"
1 songs. Ever notice that!
I*nless a man is willing to meet hla
bills he tries to dodge Ills creditor«.
Simple duty has no place for fear.
Those W ho Dance
UST pay the piper end
who suffer the misery of
dancing in new or tight shoes know
it. Why not shake Allen's F oot-E ase
into your shoes? 11 takes the friction
from the shoes, and makes dancing
M
or walking a real joy.
"‘Allen's
Foot« Ease
F o r F r o o t r i o lp o c k o g o o n d o F o o e *
B a s e W a l k i n n g j D
D> o l t . m d d r o o o
s F o o t ' •£ sm . L o Roy, If- Y.
The
I
peel Good
Clancy Kids
Most ailments start from poor sftmissfisn
(constipation or eerai-oonstfpatlaa). k l »
final poison« sap vitality, undermine health
and make life miserable. Tonight try M l—
Nature s Remedy—all-vegetable cm rec tiea
—not just an ordinary laxative. See how M?
will aid in restoring your appetite and rid
you o f that beery, loggy. pepleas feeling.
Timmie Sees a Little
Bit of Heaven
Mild, sn/e, purely veg eta b le—
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TO NIGHT
TOMORROW
ALPGHT
A t Druggists — only 25c
By
PERCY L. CROSBY
a *T !>» MeClere Niwifiwt
Nothing to Coin
Mm. Jatih*— John, th* profrornr
m u lie cnn tench daughter to piny
the pin no In no time.
Mr. Jiilibe— Why, nhe him tx-en piny-
Ing the plnno In no time for a long
time, himn't nhe?
BEST ON AIR
W ore. Luck I
A landlord wrote to hla friend:
"Dear S ir: I rcaret to Inform you
that my rent la much overdue. Will
you plenae forward me a chock ?"
Hark came the reply: "l*ear S ir:
I nee no roa«or why I ahmild pay
your rent. I enni pay m.v own."
Chocked
"That man nlwu.va pnya liti bilia
«ritti tra ve I e r i' check a,"
"Whnt are th r y f
"Ile glvea them n check and then
travela
I'eumon'a Weekly.
you nay he muat he a complete fail
ure." Jlllnon—"Juat the oppoalte—
he'a a very aucceaaful radio altiger.”
lllllaon— i l
he'a living on alr a»
A telling aituutiou—gosvlp.
A Prehistoric Eviction
THE EXCEPTION
Sklnpanta—Who's the guy leadin’
the dinosaur!
Bonechlael—That's Old Multlaklna.
He owns the Oak Grove apartments.
Some o f hla tenants refused to stand
for a raise In the rent and he'a tak
ing the beast around to shake the
trees.
Evidently Not Wnntod
"Mra. Itrown Is not In."
"May I leave ni.v card?”
“ Never mind; she saw who It la."
‘There never waa a married man
without a mother-in-law, you thlnkT
"O f course, there never was.”
“ I Hin t you think Adam was a mar
ried man T”
P oor Artisonship
He— A self-made man la common
enough : hut we never hear o f a self-
made woman.
She— Considering the kind o f ar
ticle the men who are In the self
making huaineaa turn out, you can
hardly blame the womun for not tak
ing It up.
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