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p e rta in in g th e re to .
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g e a n ts sn a rlin g a t ev ery new r e c r u it:
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m o st p h y sic ia n s w ould te ll you to do—
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vegetable. So It’s s a fe to u se a s o ften
a s a n In fa n t h a s a n y little p a in you
c a n n o t p a t a w ay . A n d It’s a lw ay s
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c o n stip a tio n o r d ia rrh e a ; effective, too,
fo r o ld er c h ild ren . T tc e n ty .flv e m illio n
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By
PERCY L. CROSBY
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lin e » —Ilovr f a s ’ can you all go In
f a t new c a r t
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m in u te ’r r p t l n ’ fob one th in g
Moan— W h u t’a dot, hoy?
Itn h t ii n— tin y Jes' ’cniiae iln dlatam -e
la too long fob dn a h o rtn ra a of d<-
lim e .—C a p p e r's W eekly.
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. U n —O ld ! W hy th a t w om an rem em
b e ra th e lllg I U pper When II w as Jual
a d rin k in g n i p I
on F ish —“ W hy don’t you »end for Mr.
Snw flsh lo do It for you V
No P la y fu l O c c u p a tio n
“Doe» y our w ife play b rid g e? ”
"N o,” a n sw e red .Mr. M eekton. “ She’s
o n e o f th o se exi«-rt* at th e giune who
m uke h ard w ork o f It.”
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o f c u ttin g n hole In th a t w reck.” Sec
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th o u g h t th e design waa very cute. It
hud n big w hale on it.
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w ith It. W hen ev er 1 ta k e a b a th a n d
se e th a t w hale I sh all a lw ay s be re ­
m inded o f you.
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c h arg e s, a n a u c tio n e e r w as try in g to
au ctio n ofT som e old m o to r c a rs.
“ H ow m uch am I bid fo r th is e n r? ”
"N o th in g ,” said a b y s ta n d e r
“ Sold.”
“ B ut I don 't w an t It,” sn!d th e Jo k e r
“T a k e It a w ay o r I'll su e you. You
m ad e a b!d.”
HER PALM NOT RED
Mrs. N.—“ W hy, o f c o u rse n o t—I do ’
no w ork w ith m y h a n d s.”
No H u rry
“E v ery tim e I k iss you it m akes me
a b e tte r m an .”
“ W ell, you don’t h av e to try to gel j
to heaven In one n ig h t.”
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bone.
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h a d y o u r palm read , Mrs. N'ou w orld* 1“ | y o u r liu 'r is p re tty th ick .
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