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day and night In the streets o f Lon­
don are 11 a. m., 4 p. in., 7 p. m. and
11 p. m.—the last being the worst.
P E R C Y L. C R O S B Y
A Bad Wreck
fcr the McClure Newcpcper •rndteatc
A Sad Fact
Tho aon hail lirokpn nfT n lump port.
“ See here, chump," aulii hla ihiil. "If
you niuat colllile, rultlile with nnother
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datniiKoa. You ran't collect nnythlnu
from n lump pout."
B ri.f Call
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thla mornlnK.”
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I'm her huahnml.''
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fretful. No sooner taken than the Uttl«
one Is at ease. I f restless, a few drops
«oon bring contentment. No harm done
for Castoria Is a baby remedy, meant
for babies. Perfectly safe to give the
youngest Infant; yon have the doctors
word for that! It Is a vegetahie pro­
duct and you could use It every day
But It's In un emergency that Castoria
means most Some night when consti­
pation must be relieved— or colic palna
—or other suffering. Never he without
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unopened, to make sure there will al­
ways be Castoria In the house. It la
effective for older children, too; read
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In the Twelfth century.
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knights wo<-e from squeaking when
they came home late from a Jousting
tournament.
lie who forglxes enda lite quarrel.
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swindle« a doxen people every day to
keep In good henllh?” Williams—
Attitude of mind Is Individuality.
His Gnaaa
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going upstairs to slip on something
else?
Daughter— Well, 1 did!
Dad (sarcastically)—What was It—
a cake of soapT
Applied Knowledge
Teacher—An anonymous person Is
one who does not wish to he known
—Who’s that laughing In the class?
Voice — An anonymous person
teacher.
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