THE BEAVERTON REVIEW
Friday, May 10. 1929
FINNEY OF THE
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millions of men and women who
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spare yon any pain. Every druggist
always has genuine Bayer Aspiria
for the prompt relief of a headache;
colds, neuralgia, lumbago, etc. Fa-
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Love’s Cradle
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brain. Love, hate, jealou sy, and so
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Badnuze — “ Could you pass the
bread.” Funnyunk— “ I guess so. I
moved plain's all last year.”
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hearthstone, dad dy?”
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tireless cooker. W here Is you r moth
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Nutt— “ Let’s bave som e ginger ale.*
Butt— P a le?
Nutt— Oh. no. Just a glass will do.
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CLANCY
KIDS
Lucky 1« Right
Chnrlty V isitor— Patrick, I under
stand Hint you a rc the seventh son
In the fa m ily ; have you liny luck?
Patric k—Oh, yes, m um ; I gets all
me brothers' clothes, so I’ m pretty
w arm on cold days.
C a n ted T errib le D rou ght
Iloaloua— T h ere's a terrible draft
com ing from som ewhere, Mary,
Muid— Y e * ma'am. It's the man
with the laundry bill ami he wou't
take hla fool out o f the front door.
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LO O K WHAT ä
R O V E R D ID ?
M akes Life
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SOCIALLY IMPOSSIBLE
ter—"T es,
mol her.”
Old Companions
Frank About It
D in— Are you working to earn your
living?
Sue— N o; I’ m working 1 « catch some
one who'll earn one for me.
Knocking Each Other
She’s
Mollici (disappointedly I --"Y o u Und
Ule harón socially Im possible?" Duugli
got
a
mean
pair
of
GET THE HARPOON!
Diner (to » a lte r who hns served
him tw o e g g s )— But I told you "on e
strictly fresh egg.”
W alter— 1 kuow. sir, hut we sort o f
felt sorry about separating them—
they’ ve been together so long.
"W e are told to speed the parting
gu est."
’ ’ Yep. get him to the station In a
hurry, lie might change his uiiud and
stuy another u e e k ."
T hom pson—"T hey say there Isn't
much to be tnnde out o f the whaling
business now .”
Johnson—"S uch i
pity— once th ere was a great pro
phet In a w hale.”
N ot So Slow
Landow ner (seeing the village Idiot
making a short cut across his grounds)
— Com e back, sir, that’s not the road
V illage Idiot— D o you ken wham
I'm go mi?
Landow ner— No.
Village Idiot— W ell, hoo the de'll d i
you ken w hether U is be the road c.1
BO?
C hildren's stom achs aour, and need
in antl-aeld. K eep their system s
weet with Phillips Milk o f Mugnesla.'
W hen tongne o r breath tells o f acid
■ondttlnn— correct It with a spoonful
o f Phillips. Most men and w om en have
.ieen com forted by this universal
sw eetener— m ore m others should In
voke Its aid fo r th eir children. It Is a
pleasant thing to take, yet neutralizes
m ore a cid than the harsher things too
often em ployed fo r the purpose. No
Household should be w ithout It.
Ph illips is th e genuine, p rescrip
tion s! product ph ysician s endorse for
general u se ; the name Is Important.
■Milk o f M agnesia” hns been the U. 8.
registered trade mark o f the Charles
II. Phillips Chem ical Co. and lta pre
decessor Charles H. Phillips since 1873k
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