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Just a glass will do. J CLANCY KIDS Lucky 1« Right Chnrlty V isitor— Patrick, I under stand Hint you a rc the seventh son In the fa m ily ; have you liny luck? Patric k—Oh, yes, m um ; I gets all me brothers' clothes, so I’ m pretty w arm on cold days. C a n ted T errib le D rou ght Iloaloua— T h ere's a terrible draft com ing from som ewhere, Mary, Muid— Y e * ma'am. It's the man with the laundry bill ami he wou't take hla fool out o f the front door. n i c e R ouer M Nice D0 6 6 IP, c Gerour i— CT ö M E O F T H A T CAKOfi Rûl/EK' S to r ú v e k g e f o u r o f n o w You Morr, ~ ] r JL ß0D D % \ t h e a Fre/9 pop ------------- i r \ Y t u ' w \ j^ X v p .r o o ^ c a l l rr . JH6Y , M A ! LO O K WHAT ä R O V E R D ID ? M akes Life Sw eeter (---------T SOCIALLY IMPOSSIBLE ter—"T es, mol her.” Old Companions Frank About It D in— Are you working to earn your living? Sue— N o; I’ m working 1 « catch some one who'll earn one for me. Knocking Each Other She’s Mollici (disappointedly I --"Y o u Und Ule harón socially Im possible?" Duugli got a mean pair of GET THE HARPOON! Diner (to » a lte r who hns served him tw o e g g s )— But I told you "on e strictly fresh egg.” W alter— 1 kuow. sir, hut we sort o f felt sorry about separating them— they’ ve been together so long. "W e are told to speed the parting gu est." ’ ’ Yep. get him to the station In a hurry, lie might change his uiiud and stuy another u e e k ." T hom pson—"T hey say there Isn't much to be tnnde out o f the whaling business now .” Johnson—"S uch i pity— once th ere was a great pro phet In a w hale.” N ot So Slow Landow ner (seeing the village Idiot making a short cut across his grounds) — Com e back, sir, that’s not the road V illage Idiot— D o you ken wham I'm go mi? Landow ner— No. Village Idiot— W ell, hoo the de'll d i you ken w hether U is be the road c.1 BO? C hildren's stom achs aour, and need in antl-aeld. 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