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G e ts
W h n Dr. Caldwell sta rte d to
madieine, back la 1STS, the
lax a tira « a ra not aa g re at aa today,
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People lived Donnai
rholeenme food, and got plenty
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a ir. H a t a rre
re n a th a t e early
d ra stic physic* and purge* for th e relied
of constipation which Dr. Caldwell d id
not believe ware good for hum an baiagm.
Tha prescription for constipation th a t
ha M M early in hie practice, aad which
bo p a t in d rug ttoran in 1H#2 under th a
name of Dr. Caldwell’* S y ru p Pepsi*,
is a liquid vegetable remedy, intended
for women, children and elder’
and they need ju a t in ch a
bowel stim ulant.
T his prescription has proven ita w orth
a n d ia now th e la rg e rt selling liquid
laxative. I t haa won tha confide oca of
people who needed i t to get relief fi
indi-
headaches, biliousness, natole
peat ion, loss of ap p etite and sleep, bad
breath, dyspepsia, colds, fevers. A t your
dyuggiat, or w rite “ S yrup Pepaia,“
Dept BB Uontioailo, Illinois, for free
tr ia l bottle.
For Galled Horses
ill
Hanford’s Balsam of Myrrh
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Events in the Lives of Little Men
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Years and Blindness
A tlxty-hcven-year-old blind p a sto r,
w ho m u st tra v e l n e arly 100 m iles
e a c h sessio n day t o se rv e, la c h ap lain
nt th e C o n n ecticu t se n a te . i le Is
H e r. K dw ard P. A yer of B ra n fo rd ,
now se rv in g bis th ird te rm In th a
nice. D espite his y e a rs a n d affliction,
A yer Is stro n g a n d a ctiv e.
In hi*
y o u th —b e fo re ex cessiv e stu d y robbed
him o f h is sig h t, he w as c a p ta in o f
I th e A m h e rst college from T ale D iv­
in ity school.
T h e blind c h ap lain
h e ad s a n o rg a n iz a tio n know n a a th e
Society fo r th e H an d icap p ed , a group
w hich se e k s to a lle v ia te th e m isfo r­
tu n e o f th e b lind in C onn ecticu t. D u r­
ing th e W orld w a r he donned overall*
a n d m anaged a sizab le “ w a r g a rd e n .“
In a d d itio n , be m ilked five cow s, fed
| th re e y e arlin g s, tw o c alv es a n d tw e n ­
ty-five h e n s a n d ra is e d ninety-ture
c h ic k e n s.—In d ia n a p o lis N ew s.
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S h e ’s a M o d e rn ist
B lin k s— We h av e to disco n n ect o u r
phone a t n ig h t.
J in k s — W h a t's th e Idea o f th a t?
B lin k s—O u r d a u g h te r Is a som ­
n a m b u list, but in ste a d o f w alking la
h e r sleep sh e a lw a y s goes to th e
phone a n d c a lls a tax i.
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WES M E H PLATINO - m e RACKS AUO TOOWY
I GET a LETTER, " QCAR DAD .NESYERÖAN
. 1 BET $ 2 5 FOR YO U OU
COLO MO LASSE«" AT 70 f
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T20LO AAOLASSES “ SALAS
IH LAiSt^ S O P L E A S E 3 E U D
M E T H E $ 2 5 Y O U OWE
B een C a u g h t
“ P a. w h at is d ig n ity ? "
“ D ignify, my boy. Is w h at you th in k
von p ossess u n til th e boss s a y s :
W h at Is th e m ean in g o f tlilsT” *—
D ublin O pinion.
F a sh io n Ite m
“ B aa. h aa. black sheep, h ave you
any w ool?" “ No. I Ju st had It bobbed.*
—F a rm a n d F iresid e.
A m an w ho c e ts w h at he deserve*
1ms his tro u b les.
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TOST people depend on Bayer
Aspirin to make short work o f
headaches, but did you know it’*
ju st as effective in the worse pains
from neuralgia or neuritis? Rheu­
matic pains, too. Don't suffer whet*
Baver Aspirin can bring complete
comfort without delay, and without
harm; it does not affect the heart.
In every package of genuine Bayer
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which everyone should be familiar,
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PERCY L. CROSBY
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H . C. o f L. N ote
H e n ry —It say* h e re th a t m ica may
be sp ilt no th in (lint Its len f can h a rd
ly he seen.
H e n rie tta — N othing stra n g e In flint.
R e s ta u ra n t m an a g e rs h ave h e rn r u t ­
tin g th e ir hum th a t w ay for som e
tim e.
E asy
“ Fay, Jim m ie , w h a t’s n p re fe rre d
c re d ito r? ”
“ Aw, H int's a guy ye ow e money to
w o t kin lick ye.”
G R E A T ON T H E S C A L E S
Mr. G re en —" T h a t girl p ia n ist we
h e a rd them sp e a k in g o f m ust he very
heav y und fa t,” M rs. G re e n —“ Why
do yon th in k so?" Mr. G re en —"T hey
said she w as g re a t on th e sc a le s.”
C om m on G ro u n d s
Mrs. U lchlelgh—T ell me, M aggie,
w hat do you s e rv a n ts tliul to ta lk about
dow n In th e k itc h e n ?
M aggie -Oh, w e m ostly ta lk s ab o u t
th e v isito rs u p In th e d ra w ln ’ room .
And hoggin' y o u r p ard o n , m a'am , w h a t
do you m ostly ta lk ab o u t u p sta irs ?
Mrs. Itlc h lelg h —O h, we ta lk m ostly
ab o u t th e se rv a n ts .
So l t A p p e aro d
W ille— H ow was the «llnner, d e n rle ?
Ilu h b y — All right, but lt seem ed to
me (h at th e women wer«* econotnlenlly
d ressed .
W ille— Econom len I ly d re sse d ?
Ilu h b y — Yes, not m ach w illst m ate ­
ria l t
O u t o f O rd a r
"Y ou've heard o f th a t old p ro v erb
o f n b ird In th e hand?”
“ Yes, It's good b u sin e ss- but poor
e tiq u e tte .”
A GLOOM Y O U TLO O K
“C a u se If th e e a rly bird d o n ’t g e t nu
a fisherm an w ill !”
A n ir in is th e trade m irk of Buyer M in n f ie tm
of Muaoaceticacidester of 8*licjU c*d4
SCHOOL FOR MEN
Tramasi ta r SU SIN E«. TIADCS ar P E O flS S IO N l
Im p ro v in g on N a tu r e
B ug—"W hy so gloomy looking? You
o u g h t tn he glad ."
E a rth w o rm —
T h e V ic to rian g ra n d p a re n t gaze«
d isa p p ro v in g ly on his young g ra n d
d a u g h te r.
“ A rt, my d e a r,” h e said, p o in tin g an
a ec u ssin g finger a t h e r lip stic k , “a rt
c a n n o t Im prove on n a tu re ."
“O h, ro t, old b<*nn," s h e cried,
c h ee rily . “ T h in k how p e rfe c tly cotnii
y o u 'd look w ith o u t y o u r fa ls e te e th !'
K n ru ll (any li m i. Mend f o r U tr r * tu r «
O R E G O N IN S T IT U T E O F T E C H N O I o e V
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W r it s f o r c ir c u la r ,
W c h a re no salcsm oa.
B ank references.
T H E PEXEL CO.
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