Tl IK BEAVERTON REV1I .W Friday, April 19. 1929 h iiiiiiii i nimm inniin mmiiiiiiim fL A / H 3 TH E LEAD DOG Q By GEORGE M A R S H Ö allumilllllllllllttllltllinilllllllltllT Trñ Capmtht k» TV, P t „ rut-in ti« C» i r —r * W>T l « t i n SYNOPSIS A. Sour Stomach In the Mine time It take« a doae ol Soda to bring a little temporary rellel b f gaa and aour stomach, Phillips MUk of Magnesia haa acidity complete­ ly checked, and the digestive organs •11 tranquilIxed. Once you hare tried this form of relief you «rill cease to prorry about your diet and experience • new freedom in eating. This pleasant preparation la Just as good for children, too. Use it when ever coated tongue or fetid breath Hgnal* need of a sweetener. Physl d ans will tell you that every spoon fnl of Phillip« 1111k of Magnesia aeu trallsea many times its volume In acid. Get the genuine, the name Phillips Is Important. Imitations do not act the Mine 1 P hillips F p t h e w i l d w a t « r * o f th # tin k n o w n Y « U o w -!,# *. on * w l n t « r * h u n t , j o u r n e y H r o c k M c C a i n and Oaapard L acroix, h it French-O r«# com rade, w ith F lash, Brock • r u p r v and th«ir d o * te am B ro ck 's f a t h e r had w a rn e d him o f the d a n g er o f his tr ip A fte r sev e rsl b a ttle s w ith the sto rm y w ate rs t h e y a r r i v e a t a f o r k In t h e Y e l* lo w -L eg B r o c k Is s e v e r e l y I n ­ ju r e d In m a k i n g a p o r t a g e a n d K l a s h l e a d s O a a p a r d to t h e u n ­ consciou s youth. T h e tra p p e rs r * c e d e s p e r a te ly to re a ch th eir d e s t i n a t i o n b e f o r e w i n t e r s e t s In. F l a s h e n g a g e s in a d e s p e r a t e fi g ht w i t h a w o l f a n d k i l l s him . G asp ard te lls B r o c k o f his d e ­ t e r m i n a t i o n t o find o u t w h o k i l l e d his f a t h e r T r a c k s a r e d isco v ered and th e tw o b o y s s e p a r a te for scouting purposes. Brock Is l u m p e d by t w o I n d i a n s a n d s w hits m an and knocked u n con ­ s c i o u s . H e Is h e l d p r i s o n e r . G a s - pard r e s c u e s him w h ile h is c a p - t o r s sleep. they ll shoot the dog* and wall ret us How can we avoid It?” "W e mak' new enche for halt <*r grub, first (log — back oen dat swamp on de head of dls brook, and keep «nay from It to de snow «how no trail. IVn We always travel w-td a dog and son horn ahead wen we come back to camp. IVy got to shoot hhskle or be smell dent an holler Pat wee! save ua from ambush.* “That'« a crackin' Idea, Gaspard I" cried Brock, then hla eye« altlfted to the great «late-gray puppy lying In the «now. “If they «hoot that feller over there, though," he nodded at hla dog, “tbey've got to get me too, haven't they, pup?“ The husky roM from his bed. his ob­ lique eye« Intently wutchlug the S|>eaker. "But bow shall we leave the other dogs? l.oose? They'd hunt, of course —wouldn't be around, probably, an that wouldn't help any." . "No. we leave dem tied on weak raw-hide. Pat bold dem, but eel dey C H A P T E R V — Continued The lean features of Gaspard twist­ ed with hate as he replied: "No. we feenisb dem now !* "Walt r Brock held the arm of his friend. •"They didn't shoot or knife me today, when they had the chance —they fought me with their hands Philippine Coin**« W c a n t do this—after that 1“ Money coined for the Philippine la- Lecrolx scowled. His black eyes land* first arrived In the Philippines from the Philadelphia and San Fran narrowed s he met his friend's plead ing loo*. Then, with a nod, he daco mints In June, 1903, and was < greed : “We go." first placed In circulation in July. And. like the feather patrols of the 1903. This was done in accordance forest night, the two drifted silently with the provisions of a tentative law from the sleeping camp. passed in 1902. On June 23, 190G, an As a bitter dawn slashed the east­ act was passed to establish the stand ern horlxon with blue and gray aud "By Golly. I’m Lucky Not to B* Stitt ard of value and to provide for a the stars faded. Gaspard and Brock In tha Snow Thla Minute Full of coining system In the Philippine Is | r ossed the Ice of the outlet and built Knif* Jobs." lands From that time on the San « fire In a cedar swamp, to boil 'heir Francisco mint, when requested to do smell fre e dey go wild an' break eet. tea. e a t and rest. so, has coined money for the Philip­ “Why do you think they tried to We hide dem een de scrub spruce each pines. For the past few years the taki me alive?" queried Brock when side de camp." United States has not struck coins fur he had given Gnspard the full details “it's the best we can do—unless we the Philippines. The old dies are still in the fight and capture. "By golly, quit the country." In nse. .m lucky not to be stiff In the snow Gnspard knocked out his pipe on a fire-log and rose. “You goln' leeve dls this minute full of knife Jabs.” “Ah-bab! Eet tes ver’ strange." countree. Brock?" be asked, the wraith agreed his friend. “But you mak mis of a smile curling his stiff lips. U S T p v the piper—en d »11 [ ake to st >p me last night Tour of w h o Buffer t h e n oaery o f “By the great horned owl and all c - i in new o r tig h t .h o e s know 1em—I fix dem all wld de knife. Now his descendants—no!" And sucking n lt .W h y n o t ahnke A llen'» F o o t - K » e c 1ey hunt us tru de long snow." long breath into hla deep chest. Brock in t o y o u r sh oe»? I t ta k e * th e fric tio n "I'm uot so sure of that From the rose and clapped bis friend on the fro m th e .h o e » , »n d mukee A n n « or w g h a f » ren i jo y • way they opened their eyes when I bark. "I'm goln' to help you find out j ¿old them that your uncle Etienne and about your father, Dartner. you know j Black Jack Desaulles were here. I'll th at?” bet you tLey leave the country—think "Ah-hah! I Tot so!” The eye» of ! they're being bunted themselves. They Gaspard pictured his gratitude. don’t want to meet that pair." “Wal. di - will be bunted." said f o r P m atrialparkm gnaod a P oo<— C H A P TER VI Gaspard, grimly. “One of dem will Bmmm W a l k i n g D o l l , mddrmaa tell me i* rt he know about my fader A llm n 'm P o otmÉ**m. Lm R oy . N . Y. —before de goose -ly nord." He Laughs Best W ho Laugh* Fair Exchange “I'm with you. partner I The bumps Last. vet,n_ .!__ „ mayor ___ of . , Urn- . _ i i an , my old head while the !„ Indignant . .. ~el . , for . revenge. „ , . I'm As their trap* needed their alien __ t. __ __ . _____ _ , ! with yon to the finish. I ve told you oges, France, assisted by scores of - once, and I tell you again, that I'll thin, the boys lost no time In sledding citizens, was raiding the haunts of aever forget what you did Cor toe last half their meat and fish and all their thieves and gangsters, the gangsters , sight. When I beard that old signal fur and emergency outfit to the hid raided the city hall, stole all the : jf our«. I thought my heart would den cache in the thick spruce swamp money In the drawers, and got away | jump dear out of my mouth. You re at the head of the stream. There It with the safe, after having raised a sure enough partner. Before we would be safe, after the nezt snow havoc with the Interior of the build­ leave this countty well do some tall had wiped out their trail. Then with ing. Kona and Yellow-Eye hidden In scrub hunting on our own account, eh?" “You keep your eye open aftalt on either side of, and a hundred yards Not Injurious dls." said l.ecroix. soberly. “Eef dey from, the camp, the trappers hitched “There Is a rumor that some wom­ shoot at yoo and miss, oiak' dem t'ink the other dogs to their handsleds and en, after taking gas, think they have you are b it Fall down and wait wid starter] south. Before dawn, when Brock rolled oul been kissed.” your gun cocked for dem to look for "It doesn't hurt business any," de­ you.” of his robes to start the tent stove, he clared the dentist “Oh, I've learned my lesson. To had stared In surprise at the empty think of that Indian getting so close blankets of his partner. But by the time breakfast was ready, a dark face People who forgive their enemies without my knowing It." may be accused of being afraid of As the sun turned the white lake thrust through the double finps of the them. below them Into a sheet of tlame. the tent. 1 ’ome an' see how you lak' some partuers followed the rock outcrop- The smallest errors are always the pings ot the long ridge which wiped t'lng out here,” said the half-breed b est—Moliere. out their trail and baffled any Imme­ with a grin. "What you been up to?" diate pursuit I d the middle of the Gaspard led his partner a short dls forenoon, four hungry and delighted tance in the direction of the lake, then huskies welcomed them borne. “Now we've got some fur to trap. stopped neslde a fresh trail. “When did you make this?" demand Gaspard.” said Brock as the partners took council for the future. "You and ed the perplexed boy. “Tills trail I are each I d debt at Hungry House wasn't here yesterday." “Ah hah, dls trail rub quite a piece j shout four hundred dollars, and we've —I mak' eet." got our hearts set on owning ■ first- “Why. so they can walk Into our j -lass outfit, haven’t we?1' camp?” Gaspard nodded as he smoked. “Yes. Dat eea eet; so dey walk “Well.” continued Brock, "my Idea right Into . . . dls t’li-g.” i a to concentrate on fur until the Jan ! aary blizzards, while it’s prime. After “Well, I’ll be skinned—the bear ■hat. If we've had good luck, and these trap! Gaspard, you're a genius!” | people let us alone, we can start, when cried the delighted Brock. the sledding Is better and the snow “Eef dey work dls far back de lak narked, looking for them. What do dey hit my trail and—find de camp and de bear trap. DeD be go click I” you say?” Gaspard s black brows contracted In So. with a heavy sapling a» a lever, i frown. "Dey necalre keep away so the boys pried down the trap spring ong (am. Pese people come and look and set the terrible, toothed Jaws for trail, for sure. Some day dey agape, tinder a covering of lighi snow work gout' of de lak and walk into on which they left the webbed print of ’amp." a shoe and lightly swept It with a “Well we can't help that," admitted raven’s wing to make It appear natu Brin k "They're bound to cross our rat. The foot which stepped on that trap line trails If they come far engine of steel was doomed to freer« enough. and the snow holds off If stiff In a matter of minutes. they find the camp while we're away. ( T O B E C O N T I N U E D .) There Is hardly a household that hasn’t heard of Castoria I At least five 30000000oooaooaaoaooooaaaaoaooooo{M3aai>aaaooacKH^oooo<>o million homes are never without it. If there are children in your family, there’s almost dally need of Its com­ Da Vinci Regarded as G reatest of A natom ists fort. And any night may find you very thankful there's a bottle In the house. Specialists reading the note* of my knowledge complete; and this i Just a few drops, and that colic or repeated twice over to discover the Leonardo da Vinci have been Baton constipation Is relieved; or diarrhea differences.” Ighed at the accuracy of the Italian's checked. A vegetuble product; a baby remedy meant for young folks. Castoria knowledge of the arts and sciences H ottest P a rt o f Day is about the only thing you have ever At leust one noted surgeon lias called Is the hottest part of the day tlx heard doctors advise giving to Infants. Du Vinci the greatest anatomist. A Stronger medicines are dangerous to a reu.-on Is to he found In Ihe notebooks time when the sun is vertically over tiny baby, however hnrmless they may­ of the painstaking painter, sculptor head? The strongesl rays of the sun be to grown-ups. Good old Castoria! and man of science, where about the occur when the sun la vertically over Kemember the name, and remember I beginning of the Sixteenth century he tiead or most nearly *o, which In at noon, hut the hottest part of the daj to buy I t It may «pare you a sleep­ wrote: occurs about 2 p. m. because of tin less. anxious night It Is always rendy. “In order to obtain nn exact knowl irrumulatlon of heat due to solar ra always safe to use; In emergencies, oi -dge of these (Ids unatomleal draw for everyday ailments. Any hour of tin ingsl I have dissected more than ten dlatlon throughout the morning hours —New York Telegram. day or night that Baby becomes fret human bodies, destroying all 'he varl ful, or restless. Castoria was never ius members and removing even the more populnr with mother* than It Is very smallest particles of the flesh Early A m erica n Stamps today. Every druggist has I t Adhesive postage stamps were I» which surrounded the veins without causing any effusion of blood other sued by several cities of the Unlten than the !ru|>erce|itlble bleeding of Ihe States Independently of the govern capillary veina. And. ns one single meni a bool I84.V Well known examples & CL body did not suffice for so long a time, were those of New York city and HI it was necessary to proceed by stages Louis. Stamps of this kind were an with so many bodies as w--uld render thorlzed by congress March 3, 1845 * Milk , of Magnesia M "^Allérte Foot'-Ease G overnm ent R ecipe for Potato G row er* H urt Y east-R au ed DoughnuU by E d ict o f Fashion SC H E D U L IN G T H E H O M E M A K E R ’S D A Y M akes W ork Run Sm oothly and R educes Som e T asks. ( l*i , ' i » r U k , Ik,- rn lt-'-l S t» » » . I k i n t m - o t o ( A m l c » l t « r - .t Scheduling all the time taking activ­ ities of the household makes the work run smoothly and shows the home maker how slie can reduce the amount of work to be done, aaya the bureau of home economics, I ’nlted States IVpartment of Agriculture. A time schedule Is easy to prepare The bu­ reau says to begin by making a list of all actlvltlea that go on In a sue cesafully run borne. Some occur ev ery day or several limes a day. tWh era are once a week or one a month tasks. Then estimate the time need ed for doing each one. IVnT forget to Include some periods of rest and leisure, dm* for Irregulnr work, and some minutes every morning and afternoon for the ever-occurring but never-expected Inlerruptlons of house­ keeping. Next distribute the work amt other perloda by days of Ihe week, arrang­ ing them In the order they oceur. amt with regard to the fixed activities thnt must be considered—meals, chll dren'a naps or school hours, the time the man of the house gets home from work, rising time, bedtime, the beat hours of the day to devote to the long, heavy ooce-a week Jolt«. It may be necessary to rearrange the day's work somewhat to fit everything In —to gel up a little earlier or ahlfl the dinner hour a bit, but It can be clone. Some of the customary tasks can l>e tlone less frequently without detri­ ment to the family well-being. Some can be done more efficiently; some need not be done as painstakingly ns ones seemed necessary; some can be cut off the list entirely by turning them over to others In ihe family, or by using a commercial service or a ready-made product. Such changes can be made little hy little, until the home maker who always felt driven by her work suddenly realizes thnt she has released a good ninny scat­ tered hours and minutes to do the things she has always wanted time for. Buttered Spring Onions on T oast Are W elcom ed Variety In vegetables seems to he more universally desired than In the case with any other group of foods We can eiit an orange every morning, anti bread with every meal, potatoes utmost every day, ami the reup|ienr Ing meat roast us long ns It lusts. If only Ihe vegetables are varied and combined In different ways. One of the Joys o f the spring months Is that they bring to most of us a few more changes In the vegetable port of our menu. Even our winter friend, the onion, arrives In such n different dress that we welcome It as practically an oilier vegetable In the springtime, from the large round onion we knew In the winter. Here's a suggestion from the bureau of home economies for serving spring onions in a dainty and appetizing way: Allow six or seven finger sized onions for each serving. After trimming the green tops from Hie onions, cook them until tender in lightly snlted boiling water. In an un­ covered vessel. This will tuke onlt about 20 minutes for fresh, young onions. When they have cooked ten der. drain, add more suit If needed, and season with melted butter. In Hie meantime toast slices of bread. Arrange the onions ns you would a* parngus ou the toast, and serve. fo r a rood many peoide, doughnuts "like mother it-ed 1« muk«“ are at way« yea at ral-tcd doughnut«, which have a aomcntial different textura from those made with baking powder. As In making any yeaat brotula or rakes, several hours musi be allowed hclmccu the first miking ami each of the two rising periods. The recipe la from (lie bureau of home economies. I cue ocaMcd milk I c«S I H Up. .n it S cup » u s a r I th a . b u t u r 1 v»asl cuke S V to « c o s a s lfts d • of t w h e a t h o u r V t.p n u lin .g Scald Ihe milk, add (lie bolter, and when lukewarm add the yeaat and augar. Stir lb one ai d one half cup­ ful« Hour. Allow Ihe a|ioiige to aland In a warm place until very light. Add Ihe beaten egg and the rest of tho Hour, which has been alfted with the aall anil nutmeg. Knead, until thor­ oughly mixed. The dough should be lifte r than bread dough. Cover and act In a warm place to rise. When light, roll f r o m one half to lliree quar­ ters Inch thick on a lightly floured board, cut with a doughnut cutter, cover, and eet In a warm place until almost -louble In hulk. Heat the fat lu a heavy kettle to the temperature la-tween IChi degrees Fahrenheit to 340 degrees Fahrenheit. Put III Ihe doughnuts with Ihe raised aide of Ihe doughnut down In tho fat, and turn when brown on the under­ side, These doughnuts should he cooked through In three or lour min- uten. Drain on abaorla-nt pa|a>r anil sprinkle with powdered sugur while hot Elevate Bread Pudding by Adding C hocolate You caa elevate a plain bread pud ding from Its usual bumble stadia by adding a little chocolate, and aervlug It with plain or wh!p|>ed cream. It Is good either hot or cold. The itl rectlona for making It are from the bureau of home economics. I cup. fins »tale bread c r u m b . 4 rup» m ilk I .quar.a un»w»»t- • lied choceUte H cup sugar t H l*P »» It H tap. vanllts Melt the chocolute In n double boll er. add the sugar, and then gradually add the milk. When well mixed, ndd the bread crumbs and salt. Bent the eggs and stir Into them a portion of the hot mixture ami then add lids to the part In Ihe double holler. Be- move from Ihe heat and add Ihe vn nilla. I'our Into a groused bilking dish, set In n vessel partly filled with water, and bake In a moderate oven until Hie pudding is firm In Ihe een ter when cut with a iioliilcd knife Pickled Cherric» M ake Very D elicious Relish Spiced cherries, preserved with vinegar, make a good rellali. Here an- directions for making them given by tlie bureau of home economics. Wash and pit large sour, red cher­ ries. To the desired amount of clier rlos add three-fourths of their weight nr mei.sure of sugnr. Sprinkle the sugar over Ihe fruit In layers and let them stand overnight. In llie morning stir until the sugnr Is dissolved and then press the juice well from the cherries. Tie a small quantity of whole spires In a liaise cheesecloth hag, drop Ibis Into llie Juice, and boll it down until It Is three-fourths of Hie original quantity. White Hie sirup Is hot pour It over llie drained clier rles. and mid 2 tnldes|aH)nfuls vinegar to each pint. Seal and let stiind about ten weeks to become well blended be fore using. P O T R O A S T O F B E E F IS A L W A Y S P O P U L A R Children Cry for It CASTORIA Bright-colored lllhlt-s are In demand In districts of Nouth America, but In no other part of the world, declared Dr. J. II. Kltson, chief secretary to the British and Foreign lllhle society, which sells 8,000 lllhle* a day In 000 languages. Tills stntsment was made III reply to tho question, "Why are Bible* eo often not only printed poor­ ly , hut bound In mournful blackT” pro­ pounded recently by Ihe blahop of Southwark. England. Call« for Coed Memory system has been evolved which makes It possible for Chinese lo read their own language after becoming familiar wllb only 1.000 characters Formerly, for any degree of literacy, a knowledge of the 40,000 character* of Ihe Chinese language waa Ueros sary. A Ssccntfal Marriage Nell—Alice won't get much of a husband when she marries him. Belle— No, but she'll get a nice hunk of alimony when she divorces him.— Cincinnati Enquirer. No Multimillionaire Enthusiastic Salesman — We are selling these car* by the hundred. Brospectlve Motorist—I don't think I’d care for that many. Would Bs Nice “Mow'd you like to live on Ensy street?” "I'd be satisfied with a con­ tract lo pave ll." His O va Fault “Ms. they slammed the door la my face.” “Well, I told you not to keep your mouth open.” Tho slopes of Mount Etna, In Sicily, are densly populated, having OBO In- hnhltanta a square mile below the 2,- UlOfoot elevation. If Ignorance would admit thnt It were Ignorant, It might be forgiven; but It never does. Russ Bull Blue, I want. Insist, don’t accept substitutes. Grocers sell coasl lo const.—Adv. A cross arm of beef was used for Hie pot roast In the illustration. Otti er cuts of beef suitable for cooking In tlds way arp chuck riba, clod, round and rump. The secret of a well flu vored pot roast lies In first browning the meat well and then rooking ll very slowly for a long time in a tight ly-covered vessel with Just a little added water. Some of Hie juices of the meat will cook out so Huit when Hie meat Is done there will In- conslil ernhly more liquid In the pan than you put In All of this liquid Is util ized In making the gravy, ao none id the goodnesa of the meat Is lost There Is all Hie difference In the world between a roast made In lids way and n piece of bulled meal, which has lost mudi of Its flavor In the sur rounding water. In describing the cooking of several of the less tender cuts of beef, llie hu remi of Imnie economics gives these -uggestlons for making an attractive and dellt-li-us pot roast ; He led a piece from four to six (umilila in weight. Wl(»e with a damp One vegetable besides iwilafo should be Included In llie «-lilld's Imgest incnl • • • I lubber tmnds wound around Hie on.is of a wiHiden dress hanger help prevent Ibe garment from slipping . • • Too much soap slows up Hie me ohmilcnl s e t Ion of an electric washing machine .lust enough soap to k e e p a suds on lop of the wider la recoin luenili-d. Vtgstablss. cloth. Iluh the meat with salt, pep |ier, and flour. Brown Hie meat on all sides In u heavy kettle, using iihout lliree tatdi-s|inoiifuls of beef flit. Blip u low rack under the meat, add one half cupful of water, rover lightly and slmtner until tpnder. The lime required for (-(Hiking cannot be defl ultdy slated, tint It will probably be about throe hours. Turn the roast oc eiislonnlly. When the meat Is done remove from Hie kettle, skim off the oxress fat from Hie liquid, mid mens lire llie remainder. For encli cupful of gravy desired, measure two table spoonfuls of fill ami return to Hie kelile, add o i i p and a half to two tn ble«|Huinfiils of flour mul stir until well blended nod slightly browned Then ndd one cupful of Hie meal stock or of cold water and stir until smooth. Henson the gravy with sail pepper, mid chapped parsley. Nerve the (Hit roast on a hot platter with buttered carrots and stuffed onions If desired, any of the following vege tables may tie cisiked in the (sit with the roast. Carrots, celery, onions. p<> intoes. tomatoes nnd turnips. Add during the Inst hour of cooking Ihe meat (P r e p a r e d by t h « U n ite d m u t e * D e p a rt mi nt of A g r ic u ltu r e . I A ROUND T H E H O U SE W ith j Two coats of good oil paint over a smooth hard plaster make s sanitary and practical finish for the kitchen wall. • • • Chopped raw carrots, cabbage or celery, seasoned and mixed with but­ ter. make ex cel lent fillings for snml whiles. • • • Farming Itself Is nn education: country people win through In a wider eompcienee. a deeper wisdom, than most i-lty folk. —Furm und Fireside. Woimn Took Lydi* E. Pink- h a m 'l V f g r t s b l e C o m p o u n d IVnver. Colo - ''I liavo takrn slg houle* ot Lydia E. l'Iakliam's Vege­ tatile CVlBÉfiSUd and will t«k# more. I am toh- lag It as a tonta tu b e l o m « througn th* Change of Life and I ani tellmg mniir of my filmila to tabi- It ss I foiind noth- lag Ix-furu ibis tu hi-T|> me. I hait ao many luuf feellngs at night that I rould not ali-m and for two yesra I eoubl not go ilown town U-i-su«e I waa stralli »>f falliug. My molli«r took Ih» Vege­ tatila ('-jn|nomi vsars ago wlth gi-xl resulta siili now I ara taklng It dur> lag thè Changs of Life sud reeom* mend it Mas. T. A, Min ia. 1011 Aliami Blreet, Denver, Colorai!ex ESSiA àOi un fuiijiii«i.|.t «ufii.j,r.vgTi * The love of self Increases with the pelf.—Juvenal. C «»I \»M « • i a i i l \ • N WELL OR MONEY BACK û É# S i i la fu A d o d i» a W HI I I EN A SSU M A N O « »« la *»tminutar"» intf IK* I H C J. i l a a««» auf gl* al m rlhtid ai I r a s f fa ra i ( L a t i by ut i n t u d a l i ) N aM ulul«!* itM ir it alaci artllfe a IhrrMct («I anJ 1 ..!•.« allm ant*. 8«n4 TODAY to f M EK lütt. p«A* *» « * « M r * Baiali* « a l kanJfwxU o f f Ilan m U W 8 f RLCTALV i CPLÒN CU NIC Frefer Somber Bibles On the day« Hint “everything goes wrong.” you wl'I find that about all that went wrong were trifle*. Pot Roast of Beef HELPED DURINO MIDDLE «DE Martian Transforaser A Brazilian Inventor recently an nounced that he haa perfected a de vice to make wulklng swifter mid less tiresome. The apimralue, which he calls a Martian transformer, weight about Iwo pounds nnd Is altachcd to the hack. It la supposed lo energize Hm nervous system, ao that one may hike long distance« over high moun­ tain« with a small ex|iendlture of bodily energy. With n similar device weighing nhuuf 3.1 pounds, the In ventor claims thnt one may take off In aerial flight like a bird. As yet, how ever, no practical demonstrations have been given. Boys flunk examinations oftener be­ cause they are not Interested than tH-rnuse they can't Icnrn. W hat W ill you When your The countryman who Innocently turned In a lira alarm when trying In mall a latter did not produce a mora unexpected raault Ilian tlioae fashion leadcra who |M>rsninlcd women that to be «l> listi and attractive they must lie slender, svelte, willowy or wlist yott-ltiay call II. The |>otuto market was practically ruined ua a result. I’otato growers have suffered alinosi ns much as the tmlrplnmnkcra before them. The Idea la very widespread Unit point.s-s are fattening. Iiencs Indies tending toward rotundity ea chew them—eschew them with Ihe ac­ cent on tha Aral ay liable. It la a and thing. The poor deara would enjoy nothing more Itimi a plate of hot, rriap fried, linked, mnalied, rlaaole, amile or plain bolted potatoes. A longing for them well* up from their liinermoat being I And how they would “Juat adore“ a reek lug potalo salad—on days of no com puny. Yet Dame Fashion's voice U Imperious, and both the ludlea and the polnto grower« auffor. 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